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/ A fisherman from Maine went to Alabama on his vacation. He rented a boat, rowed out to the middle \
| of the lake, and cast his line, but when he looked down into the water he was horrified to see a  |
| man wrapped in chains lying on the bottom of the lake. He quickly rowed to shore and ran to the   |
| police station. "Sheriff, sheriff," he gasped, there's a guy wrapped in chains, drowned in the    |
| lake!"                                                                                            |
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| "Now ain't that jest like a Yankee," drawled the sheriff, "to steal more chain than he can swim   |
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