18 Times Cardi B Was So Damn Funny I'm Begging Someone To Turn Her Words Into A Merch Line
“I got butterflies in my stomach. And my vagina.”
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“I got butterflies in my stomach. And my vagina.”
Don't panic, but your entire online credibility depends on this.
What child doesn't just love watching organ theft on Nickelodeon?
"You know what? Ranch. Drawer."
Grab the keys, we're running over generational curses.
Hugs today, sabotage tomorrow.
You know damn well there aren't cookies inside that cookie tin.
Warning: My abuela is watching you.
"Darth Vader takes a bath every day. He also listens to his mommy."
"I knew a guy who quit jobs every two weeks because 'they didn't vibe with him.'"
Hugs today, sabotage tomorrow.
"I knew a guy who quit jobs every two weeks because 'they didn't vibe with him.'"
What child doesn't just love watching organ theft on Nickelodeon?
Don't panic, but your entire online credibility depends on this.
"You know what? Ranch. Drawer."
"Darth Vader takes a bath every day. He also listens to his mommy."
“Don’t buy us a toaster. Don’t get us a gift. Just cover the cost of your meal and let’s party together.”
Grab the keys, we're running over generational curses.
Warning: My abuela is watching you.
“I got butterflies in my stomach. And my vagina.”