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Louie Anderson: Big Underwear (2018) is a stand-up comedy special featuring the beloved Emmy-winning comedian. Known for his warm humor and witty storytelling, Anderson shares hilarious insights on family, life, and everyday experiences. With his signature charm and relatable perspective, this special highlights why Louie Anderson is considered one of comedy’s most endearing voices.
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08:15carry a gun down there it shocks you
08:17you know you're in 7-eleven the guy's got the gun
08:19you go wait a minute wait a minute
08:20and then you realize oh everybody's oh they all have guns
08:23oh that's right
08:24even the homeless guy
08:27what
08:27watch it
08:32I'm uncomfortable around guns when I don't have one
08:37I don't have a gun
08:38I had a piece of candy in my pocket
08:40I got a liquish gun on you
08:45I went and saw the Alamo
08:49have you seen the Alamo
08:51yeah
08:52I was so disappointed
08:54Mrs. Stelzak made that thing
08:57a big deal in my life in 3rd grade
08:59and I got there and I go
09:01is this it
09:02is this the whole thing
09:04was there a fire here once
09:07I'm pretty sure I could hold this thing
09:15for a couple days
09:16you know
09:22you have to turn it sideways so you can see it
09:24then I went and bought the little Alamo
09:29because you buy
09:30not for me
09:31I don't buy this stuff for me
09:33I want to buy it
09:34but I buy it for other people
09:35so I don't have to have it
09:37that's a compulsive collector's trick
09:41I'll get it for Janet
09:43she loves trinkets
09:46so I buy the little Alamo across the street
09:50almost same size
09:53I set it down
09:56people started lining up in front of it
09:58made 11 bucks
10:06you collect stuff
10:10I'm a collector
10:11a lot of people collect different things
10:13anybody collect anything?
10:16yeah
10:16what do you collect?
10:19thank you
10:19I didn't hear it
10:24I don't know what it was
10:25in Boston
10:33I went up to Boston
10:34and
10:36I went in this house
10:38you know
10:39because people invite
10:40hey
10:40they want celebrities over to their house
10:42for some reason
10:42I wouldn't
10:44but they want them over
10:45you know
10:46no I'm just being nice
10:47whoever booked the show
10:49and then I go to that thing
10:50so I go to the people's house
10:52and then you just walk in
10:54you ever walk into a house
10:55that they've collected for too long?
10:59oh
11:00someone likes elephants
11:01someone loves an elephant
11:09it's true man
11:14and you just stand there
11:16and you say to your friend
11:16we gotta get out of here
11:18got to go
11:22man
11:25then they say
11:27I got 1100 elephants
11:29yeah
11:29and
11:31it's fabulous
11:32you want to see the first one
11:38I ever collected?
11:40do I?
11:41do I?
11:41I stayed at one house
11:54of some friends
11:55and
11:55I didn't know they had dolls
11:57they had a room full of dolls
11:58I was staying in a
11:59they showed me
12:00they opened the door
12:02you'll be in this room
12:03all the dolls
12:14had the same teeth
12:15as me
12:16and just like me
12:22when you lay them down
12:23their eyes closed
12:24did you ever stay in someone's house
12:32and they
12:32are trying to say
12:34it's a bed
12:34that you're gonna sleep on
12:35it's a day bed
12:37well it's night
12:39it's night right now though
12:40the cat sleeps on it
12:44not tonight
12:45the cat doesn't sleep on it
12:46I couldn't go to sleep
12:49the dolls were all
12:50I had to finally
12:51I finally had to
12:52bring them all in the bed
12:53and lay them all down
12:54to get their eyes to close
12:55yeah
13:06I used to collect stuff
13:08all the time then
13:09then yeah
13:10you see the storage bill
13:12what the hell
13:14what the hell do I have in there
13:16you don't know what you have in there
13:19and you don't want to go in
13:21okay
13:22and then you agree
13:23people are
13:24you know
13:24the people that love you
13:26the people around you
13:27go we're gonna get rid of
13:28the storage stuff
13:29I guess
13:35it was a good feeling
13:38to get rid of it all
13:39but when I was going through it
13:40I realized something
13:42about myself
13:43I'm an underwear hoarder
13:46I opened several boxes
13:55and I go
13:55underwear
13:57and I
13:58you know
13:59took them out
14:00and you go
14:00geez are these mine
14:01you don't realize
14:03how big your underwear
14:04because you're not
14:05thinking about them
14:06when you're putting them on
14:07but when you hold them
14:08like this
14:08and it blocks the sun
14:11you
14:11you say out loud
14:14are these mine
14:15why did someone mention this
14:18we have
14:21you just ignore it
14:22no one wants the underwear either
14:27I tried to give it away
14:28six big boxes
14:30and nice underwear
14:31I don't know
14:32I don't know
14:33over the decades too
14:35I had some 70s
14:3680s
14:3790s
14:40and then I skipped two years
14:42I don't know what happened
14:43it was so funny
14:47and nobody like
14:49took them to Goodwill
14:50we don't
14:51we can't take them
14:53what
14:55it's unsanitary
14:58they're clean
15:00we can't take them
15:03and I'm thinking
15:07what
15:07I can't take them
15:10why don't you tell me
15:13before I hold them all in here
15:14I could just leave
15:17and go
15:18Louie Anderson arrested today
15:21for leaving underwear
15:22Goodwill
15:23no he's a sicko
15:25he's a sicko
15:26he left
15:27six boxes of underwear
15:30I felt bad
15:35because I know
15:36I was poor once
15:37and so
15:38people
15:39I didn't have
15:40I think the reason
15:41I had so many underwears
15:42because we only had
15:43a couple of underwear
15:44growing up
15:44you know like
15:44I had two three pair
15:45growing up
15:46when you're poor
15:46and my mom would
15:47wash them
15:48every two or three days
15:49and so
15:51I think
15:52when I would go shopping
15:53I'd go
15:53I better get some more underwear
15:56because when you're a kid
15:59you're traumatized
16:00by that kind of stuff
16:01how are you
16:03I hardly have any underwear
16:05I think I'm out
16:15so
16:17they wouldn't do it
16:18I thought about stopping it
16:20I saw a couple of people
16:21who looked like
16:22they could use some underwear
16:23you've seen them on the street
16:25you go
16:26I don't think he's got any underwear on
16:28and I said
16:31I'm gonna
16:31and then I played it out
16:32in my head
16:33I go
16:33don't do it
16:34keep driving
16:36keep driving
16:37so I'm making artwork
16:39out of them now
16:40yeah
16:42celebrity
16:43hey
16:43that's how you
16:44the people love celebrity stuff
16:46for some reason
16:47so I make
16:49I take the underwear
16:51and I dip them
16:53in polyurethane
16:54and I put them
16:56over a big
16:57wooden sphere thing
16:58sphere
16:59isn't that the one
17:00like I'd hate to have to spell that
17:02I don't think I could ever get it right
17:03so I put it over the sphere
17:05then when it hardens
17:07I cover the legs
17:09because they're boxer briefs
17:10and
17:12you know
17:13and then I cover the top
17:14well that's what they are
17:15they're boxer briefs
17:16I don't want it riding up
17:19I need something
17:20I gotta have
17:20I can't have a g-string
17:24by the end of the walk
17:25so
17:30I cover the top
17:32cover the legs
17:34then I decorate them
17:35with holly
17:36that's right
17:38I make holiday nut bowls
17:40out of them
17:40that's right
17:43I sell them
17:49I sell them
17:50on my website
17:51and all the money
17:53goes to people
17:54who need underwear
17:54you know
17:58holidays are boring
17:59imagine going over
18:00you know Christmas
18:00very boring
18:01I mean it's okay
18:03for the first couple hours
18:04and then you go
18:05I gotta get out of here
18:06you go over there
18:09guy goes
18:09what's that
18:10that's my
18:12uh
18:12Louie Anderson
18:14holiday nut bowl
18:15what
18:19it's signed right there
18:23it's one of 250
18:25what
18:32well how do you
18:35get the nuts out
18:36you gotta go in through
18:38the front
18:38I collect
18:51lighters
18:51when I smoke
18:52I used to collect
18:53simple lighters
18:53and then
18:55you know
18:55I quit smoking
18:56I go
18:56what the hell
18:57was I thinking
18:57I wish I had them
19:01when I was a kid
19:01I always wanted a lighter
19:02because
19:02my sisters
19:04you know
19:05I have five sisters
19:06love them
19:07Mary, Rhea, Lisa, Sheila
19:10and Shanna
19:11and
19:12they would
19:13they had hairspray
19:15cans this high
19:16it was like a
19:16aquanet
19:18I think it was
19:19they'd spray
19:20remember it
19:21and if you had a lighter
19:22you'd go
19:22get back
19:26because I had five brothers too
19:33Kent, Roger, Billy
19:35Jimmy
19:36and Tommy
19:36so
19:37you know
19:38you need a
19:39because if you're
19:39if you're
19:40I'm 10th of 11
19:41so I
19:43I was getting punched
19:44occasionally
19:44you know
19:47Zippo
19:48Aquanet
19:48get back
19:50I'm Thor
19:55I'm Aquasaur
19:58I'm Aquanet
20:01my parents
20:08collected kids
20:09obviously
20:10I was 10th of 11
20:22I just slid out
20:25I was home
20:31from the hospital
20:32before my mom was
20:33I was at the door
20:36I'm starving
20:36I'm sorry mom
20:39my mom would
20:40hate that joke
20:40Louie
20:41that's bad
20:44funny though
20:46right ma
20:47how many grew up
20:58poor
20:59did you guys
20:59yeah
21:01cause you know
21:03I was in there
21:04I was in there
21:04too long
21:05you know
21:05I was just
21:06in my mind
21:07I gotta get out of here
21:08that's what you do
21:10man
21:1210 kids
21:13I was 10th
21:14then they had another one
21:15I guess they were
21:16trying to get it right
21:16grew up very poor
21:20didn't have money
21:21you had to pick a lot of times
21:23what we were gonna shut off
21:23the lights or the gas
21:25usually the
21:26we shut off the lights
21:28cause my mom had
21:29a thousand candles
21:30she stole from the church
21:31we'd have a seance
21:36in the afternoon
21:37joint hands
21:40one time she brought
21:41a menorah in
21:42all seven candles lit
21:44I don't think that's right
21:48ma
21:48it's okay
21:50I know some Jews
21:51Louie
21:52we were so poor
21:56one time
21:57you know
21:57I didn't have any money
21:58to get my mom
21:59a birthday gift
22:01and I
22:01you know
22:02I wrote a
22:03coupon book
22:03you know
22:05I'll wash the dishes
22:07I'll do the laundry
22:10I'll kill dad for you
22:13you know
22:18Louie
22:19that was a very sweet gift
22:20but one of those
22:22coupon books
22:23you know
22:24they were inappropriate
22:25what the dishes one
22:28no
22:32what
22:35you wouldn't really
22:37kill your father
22:38would you
22:38I'd do it for you
22:40ma
22:40there's no expiration date
22:45on that coupon
22:45I knew
22:50thank you
22:51it's true
22:54I used to get so mad
22:55at my dad
22:56you know
22:57I inherited things
22:58from him though
22:59you inherited
23:00no money
23:01I inherited this
23:05sound from him
23:06I inherited this
23:12disapproving look
23:13this sound
23:19ah
23:20ha
23:24I inherited this
23:29from my mom
23:29ah
23:31you alright mom
23:37I guess
23:38my mom was real
23:42passive aggressive
23:43she was very funny
23:44though
23:44you knew you'd park
23:45somewhere
23:46she'd go
23:46oh you're gonna
23:47are you gonna park here
23:50well I could
23:52try and get closer
23:54oh it's okay
23:55I guess I could
23:56walk from here
23:57and my dad
24:01you know
24:01he didn't really
24:02like people
24:02my dad was like
24:03I hate that guy
24:04somebody would come
24:06and he'd go
24:06I hate that guy
24:07do you know him
24:09I don't need to know
24:10him to hate him
24:11I love my parents
24:17I miss them
24:17you know
24:18I don't want them
24:18back
24:18don't get me wrong
24:19I learned about
24:23all that
24:24you know
24:24families and stuff
24:25when I did
24:26the family feud
24:27I learned a lot
24:28about families
24:29because families
24:30like
24:31it's hard to find
24:32five in a family
24:34that are functional
24:36it's really
24:37it's rough
24:39they'd interview
24:42listen
24:42thousands of people
24:44would audition
24:44and they would
24:45you know
24:49and as I'd go down
24:51the thing
24:51the first one
24:52would be
24:52the husband or wife
24:54all into it
24:55the next one
24:57then sometimes
24:59the third was
25:00the son
25:00he would do
25:01pretty good
25:01then get to
25:02the cousin
25:03how you doing
25:05what
25:06is it my turn
25:11chocolate
25:15it was just so funny
25:22because I go
25:22oh it's hard
25:23it's hard
25:23my family even
25:25played it
25:25we lost
25:27I froze up
25:29I got into
25:31I go
25:32they said
25:33Dave
25:33your favorite
25:34place in the house
25:35the garage
25:39and then the
25:42answer was
25:43bed
25:43I should have
25:45had that
25:46I'm always
25:48in my bed
25:49as my dad
25:51once said
25:52Louie
25:53you're the
25:54laziest
25:54human being
25:55on earth
25:55well thank you
25:57father
25:57it's not a
25:59compliment
25:59then my mom
26:03the greatest
26:03person in the world
26:04goes
26:04well Andy
26:05you did say
26:06world
26:07you just turn into
26:18those guys
26:19you try to refine
26:20it and make it
26:21better but
26:22you just turn
26:22into them
26:23you just
26:23you know
26:26I did my
26:28DNA test
26:28right
26:29I'm 20%
26:31alcohol
26:32and 80%
26:33butter
26:33my dad
26:41was
26:41I didn't get
26:42the drunk
26:42gene
26:42I got the
26:43butter
26:43gene
26:43and if you
26:46do love
26:46butter
26:46don't wear
26:46jeans
26:47it's one
26:50thing fat
26:50people should
26:51never wear
26:51jeans
26:51I've never
26:53looked at a
26:53fat person
26:54and went
26:54nice
26:54I've always
26:57thought of
26:57myself
26:57oh god
26:58if I
26:58I've never
26:59I'm gonna
26:59wear
27:00but you're
27:01you get
27:01you get
27:02tricked
27:02into jeans
27:03because the
27:04guy goes
27:05those look
27:05slimming on
27:06you
27:06do they
27:07I got
27:19the fat
27:19gene
27:19I love
27:20food
27:20my mom
27:21loved
27:21food
27:21you know
27:24my mom
27:26just
27:26she thought
27:27food was
27:27the greatest
27:27thing
27:28you know
27:30she could
27:31she could
27:31make a
27:32saltine
27:33cracker
27:33look like
27:34a Van
27:34Gogh
27:34painting
27:35she loved
27:38butter
27:38she loved
27:40food
27:40I love
27:40food
27:41you know
27:41but now
27:42you know
27:43I have a lot
27:45of memories
27:45of food
27:46that's bad
27:46I don't have
27:46memories
27:47of my
27:47childhood
27:47but I have
27:48memories
27:48of my
27:49childhood
27:49food
27:50remember
27:54that
27:54licorice
27:54they used
27:55to make
27:55it was
27:55in a
27:56red
27:56silver
27:57dollar
27:57thing
27:57stuff
28:01them all
28:01in your
28:01mouth
28:02McDonald's
28:09I remember
28:09when I
28:09first had
28:09my
28:10first
28:10McDonald's
28:11it was
28:1212 cents
28:13for a
28:13burger
28:148 cents
28:16for fries
28:16we pulled
28:18the covered
28:18wagon up
28:19hold on
28:19there
28:20what you
28:25want
28:25mama
28:26I just
28:28have
28:28some
28:28fries
28:29the fries
28:31back then
28:32huh
28:32remember
28:32when they
28:33used to
28:33fry the
28:34french fries
28:34in that
28:35transgender
28:36fat
28:36oh my
28:39god
28:39so
28:43delicious
28:43I know
28:45I'm gonna
28:46get in
28:46trouble
28:46for that
28:46but
28:47I have
28:49a couple
28:49transgender
28:50friends
28:50and they
28:51laughed
28:51they didn't
28:52want to
28:52but they
28:53knew it
28:53was good
28:53they liked
28:56that
28:56remember
28:57the trans
28:58fat
28:58that's
28:58what
28:59it
28:59was
28:59called
28:59oh
29:01man
29:01you
29:01couldn't
29:02even
29:02eat
29:02it
29:02they're
29:03so
29:03hot
29:04you'd
29:04hover
29:04them
29:04in your
29:04mouth
29:05eat
29:05it
29:05god
29:05give me
29:07some
29:08ketchup
29:08you bring
29:13someone out
29:13of a coma
29:14with those
29:14fries
29:15is he still
29:16out
29:16put these
29:17by his
29:18nose
29:18billy
29:20can you
29:22hear me
29:22billy
29:23put him
29:24closer to
29:24his nose
29:25billy
29:26I'm
29:28loving it
29:29he's
29:29back
29:30he's
29:32back
29:32he's
29:34back
29:34I wish
29:44I could
29:45sell my
29:45fat to
29:46mcdonald's
29:46for the
29:48fries
29:48just pull up
29:50there like a
29:50cartoon
29:51how are the
29:53fries
29:54they taste
29:54funny
29:55they're
29:56killing me
29:57that's one
29:59for me
30:00that's a
30:00joke
30:00I like
30:01oh
30:03I feel
30:04old
30:04telling a
30:04joke
30:05like when
30:05they say
30:05when I was
30:06a kid
30:06they were
30:0612
30:0713
30:0713
30:0813
30:08I know
30:09why I'm
30:10throwing that
30:10accent in
30:11but
30:11you know
30:17when else
30:18you feel
30:18old
30:18you know
30:20when you
30:20really feel
30:21old
30:21you're on
30:21the internet
30:22and they
30:22go put
30:22the year
30:23you were
30:23born
30:23in
30:24you know
30:51you're reading
30:51it you know
30:52the 2000s
30:53the 90s
30:54the 80s
30:55the 70s
30:56oh let me
30:56take a break
30:57I don't like
31:03going to Walgreens
31:04for that
31:04can you give us
31:05your birthday
31:06could you speak up
31:16I don't even want
31:29the medicine
31:29never mind
31:30you gotta embrace
31:35your family
31:36you gotta know
31:36what it's all
31:37about
31:37so you can
31:37work on
31:38all this
31:38stuff
31:38you know
31:39our family
31:40is drinking
31:40eating
31:42smoking
31:42I quit
31:44smoking
31:4415 years
31:45ago
31:46now I'm
31:55trying to quit
31:56eating
31:56but I keep
31:56smoking
31:58the food
31:58I want
32:03to be healthy
32:04everybody wants
32:05to be healthy
32:05don't they
32:06that's what
32:07people want
32:07they want
32:08to be healthy
32:08I mean
32:09to what degree
32:10I don't know
32:10but people
32:11want to be
32:11healthy
32:12yeah
32:14you know
32:15you wake up
32:17in the morning
32:17you go
32:18because people
32:20out there
32:20I know
32:20a lot of people
32:21think fat people
32:22get up in the morning
32:22I'm gonna lay around
32:23and eat all day
32:24it's just the opposite
32:26I'm gonna get up
32:27I'm gonna work out
32:28I'm gonna eat
32:28well
32:29wait is it Sunday
32:29though
32:30shouldn't start
32:33something like that
32:34on a Sunday
32:35I got a
32:40Fitbit
32:41huh
32:41let's see how
32:42I'm doing
32:43shall we
32:43let's see
32:45952 steps
32:58oh that's the time
33:00hold on
33:01here's the steps
33:07here's the
33:07four
33:09four steps
33:11you have to be
33:16careful
33:17of people
33:18who are really
33:19healthy
33:19seeing your
33:19Fitbit
33:20how many steps
33:21you got there
33:21what
33:25is that a
33:27Fitbit
33:27a fat bit
33:30how many steps
33:36you got
33:37I got
33:41let's see
33:426800
33:43let me check
33:47mine
33:4718,000
33:49I will kill you
33:53and at that
33:56moment
33:56you know
33:56what I'm thinking
33:57I gotta get
33:58this thing
33:58on the dog
33:59I gotta
34:01I gotta
34:02get it on the dog
34:09you know
34:15that's the thing
34:16and you wish
34:17you could run
34:18into that person
34:18after you had
34:19it on the dog
34:20hey
34:22how you
34:22is that your
34:23Fitbit
34:23how you doing
34:24ended up
34:26with 28,000
34:27how about
34:28you
34:2835,000
34:30what
34:32I was at
34:33the park
34:34I was chasing
34:36a cat
34:37anyways
34:41I think
34:42it should go
34:42according to
34:43weight
34:43at my weight
34:44I should get
34:44three steps
34:45for every one
34:45that's how
34:48I fit
34:48I have a friend
34:52help me
34:52being healthier
34:53do you have
34:54those friends
34:54Louie
34:56I'm gonna
34:56help you out
34:56here
34:57Louie
34:57I'm gonna
34:58turn you
34:58around
34:59well you
34:59better bring
35:00another person
35:01the truth
35:09she brings
35:11me stuff
35:11I brought
35:12you a kale
35:12shake
35:13kale gives
35:15me the shakes
35:15kale
35:23when did
35:23that become
35:24big
35:25used to be
35:26a garnish
35:27in the 60s
35:28Louie I wish
35:38you'd take
35:38it all
35:38seriously
35:39I do
35:41aren't you
35:43worried about
35:44pesticides
35:44we used to
35:46run behind
35:47the mosquito
35:47spraying trucks
35:48when I was a
35:48kid
35:49no one cared
35:52we'd go home
35:54where were you
35:55we're running
35:55behind the mosquito
35:56spraying truck
35:56now my head
36:02feels funny
36:03and Gilbert's
36:05in a coma
36:06and my dad
36:07would say
36:08sounds like
36:09you had a
36:09terrific time
36:10thank you
36:12father
36:12Louie
36:16that's what my
36:19dad would
36:19go
36:20Louie
36:20she loves me
36:23she's a very
36:24nice person
36:25she's determined
36:27eat organic
36:29at least
36:29will you
36:29Louie
36:30yeah sure
36:32you ever go
36:34shopping for
36:35organica
36:36how much are
36:37the organic
36:37bananas
36:38they're $2.99
36:38a pound
36:39how much are
36:42the other
36:42bananas
36:43they're free
36:43no one wants
36:52them
36:53can I get
36:56some free
36:56bananas
36:57and some
36:57organic
36:58stickers
36:58is the
37:04chicken
37:04free range
37:05what does
37:07that even
37:07mean
37:08it means
37:09they get
37:09to run
37:09free
37:10Louie
37:10before
37:12they kill
37:13them
37:13that seems
37:16crueler to
37:17me
37:17the chickens
37:20in the coop
37:21are trying
37:21to warn
37:22her
37:22you're living
37:23a lie
37:23Betty
37:24not me
37:27I'm free
37:28rain
37:29they're trying
37:42time to kill
37:43you Betty
37:43you're just
37:44jealous
37:45because I'm
37:45a big
37:46free range
37:47chicken
37:47we're a free
37:54range
37:54as long as we
37:55got home by
37:5511 we'd go
37:56anywhere
37:56go to Mexico
37:58and back
37:59where were you
38:00we're to
38:00Mexico
38:00I got a
38:03piñata
38:03and Gilbert
38:05came out of his
38:06coma
38:06oh world
38:08travelers
38:09love you dad
38:12I'm gonna
38:14sit down
38:15for a minute
38:15oh my
38:17knees hurt
38:18because
38:18oh they're
38:20made for a
38:20smaller model
38:21my friends
38:26I want you
38:26to get some
38:26medical marijuana
38:27I go
38:29there we go
38:31medical marijuana
38:34that's me
38:34you know
38:35and I said
38:38because I don't
38:39need another
38:39reason to be
38:40hungry
38:40that's why
38:44it's legal
38:48now in Nevada
38:49man
38:49imagine me
38:51at the crap
38:52table with that
38:53guy
38:53I hope
39:14they legalize
39:15it everywhere
39:15because
39:16my dad
39:17drank
39:17you know
39:18and
39:18you know
39:20maybe he
39:20would have
39:20been like
39:21more mellow
39:21right
39:23you never
39:24hear of
39:25anybody
39:25getting high
39:26on marijuana
39:27and going
39:27let's blow
39:28something up
39:28what do you
39:31mean like
39:32a balloon
39:32I can't do
39:35it
39:35it's gonna
39:43be legal
39:43everywhere
39:43pretty soon
39:44I'm telling
39:44you
39:45why not
39:47why not
39:49people say
39:53it leads
39:53other drugs
39:54I think
39:56if people
39:57are gonna
39:57go there
39:57they're gonna
39:58go there
39:58you know
40:00traffic's gonna
40:03get worse
40:03that's the only
40:04bad thing
40:04a four-way
40:07stop
40:07imagine that
40:08go ahead
40:10go ahead
40:10go ahead
40:13go ahead
40:15go ahead
40:18go ahead
40:20go
40:23go
40:25it won't go
40:27go
40:30go no go
40:34don't do it
40:44go ahead
40:46go ahead
40:46I'm not
40:48doing it
40:49do it
40:53go
40:54I don't
40:56want to
40:57go
40:57well that's
40:58pretty
40:58I never
41:04was being
41:05on smoking
41:05marijuana
41:05you know
41:06it wasn't
41:07about the
41:07marijuana
41:07it was the
41:08guy who
41:08rolled the
41:09joint
41:09that
41:09creeped
41:09me
41:09out
41:10there you
41:25go
41:25Louis
41:25that thing
41:36will never
41:36light
41:36the worst
41:41it was the
41:43worst
41:44you know
41:44the guy
41:44he did it
41:45every time
41:46let it go
41:51around a
41:52while
41:52oh a lot
41:59of my
41:59baskets
41:59friends are
42:00here
42:00a lot of
42:01my other
42:01friends are
42:02here
42:02my family's
42:05here
42:05what up
42:09be nice
42:18to your
42:18parents
42:18you know
42:19if they're
42:19still around
42:20give them
42:20a call
42:20when you're
42:20out of
42:21here
42:21you know
42:22I don't
42:24care how
42:24late it
42:24is
42:25dad I
42:27love
42:27ya
42:27what
42:29here's
42:31your
42:31mother
42:31he says
42:32he loves
42:32me
42:32find out
42:33what's
42:33wrong
42:33be nice
42:41to them
42:41they don't
42:41mean it
42:42they just
42:42they got
42:44set in
42:44their ways
42:45like you're
42:45set in
42:46your ways
42:46you know
42:48you're
42:48set in
42:48your ways
42:49stubborn
42:49I ask
42:50you are
42:51you a
42:51movable
42:52or an
42:52immovable
42:53object
42:53I don't
42:54want an
42:54answer
42:55but now
42:56you're
42:56you could
42:56listen
42:57think about
42:57that like
42:58I have
42:58for a
43:00week
43:00am I
43:01movable
43:02or
43:02unmovable
43:03I think
43:03I might
43:03be
43:03immovable
43:04I'd like
43:06to have
43:06people
43:06move me
43:06around
43:07but I
43:09think
43:09people
43:10just get
43:10stuck
43:10I know
43:11I do
43:11I wait
43:13until I
43:13was 64
43:13to start
43:14eating
43:14healthy
43:14I figure
43:17man
43:18if I
43:19could
43:19still
43:19you know
43:20my heart
43:20I just
43:21go
43:21thank you
43:21heart
43:22I love
43:23you
43:24you know
43:25plus I've
43:26already eaten
43:26every single
43:27thing
43:27you know
43:32every single
43:33thing
43:33everything
43:35people will
43:37say to me
43:37did you have
43:38that
43:38I had that
43:39before anyone
43:39had it
43:40I ate that
43:41in the 60s
43:42I was putting
43:45Fritos in my
43:45Sloppy Joes
43:46in the 60s
43:47alright
43:48Taco Bell
43:50who doesn't
43:55want to
43:55crunch wrap
43:56first of all
44:00it looks like
44:01my grandma's
44:02old leather
44:02coin purse
44:03grandma
44:06I love you
44:12guys
44:12louie at
44:27louieanderson.com
44:29watch
44:30baskets on
44:31tuesdays
44:32it's been a lot
44:38of fun
44:39I got Amazon
44:43prime
44:44don't do it
44:45I gotta hide
44:48boxes that show
44:49up
44:49I got no
44:50idea what's in
44:51them
44:51you know
44:56and then you
44:57know you think
44:58like I've ordered
44:59some stuff
44:59and then it
45:00shows up in
45:00your feed
45:01you know
45:03you're looking
45:03at Facebook
45:04and suddenly
45:04sparkly shoes
45:05come up
45:06I just looked
45:11at them once
45:12for God's sake
45:12big underwear
45:20one time
45:25in my feed
45:27I'm pretty
45:28I can ignore
45:29stuff but
45:29three pair
45:31of boxer
45:32briefs
45:33for under
45:34ten bucks
45:35I shot
45:43right over
45:43to prime
45:44I go
45:48they can't
45:49have them
45:49in my size
45:50ah
45:51manatee
45:53I love those
46:03manatees
46:03that's my spirit
46:04animal
46:05those big
46:05manatees
46:06propeller
46:09so I order
46:14them
46:14ten bucks
46:16three pair
46:17I get them
46:22I open them
46:23up
46:23I go
46:23this can't
46:24be them
46:24the bag
46:25you know
46:26is like
46:26an envelope
46:27this can't
46:30be
46:30three pair
46:31of big
46:32underwear
46:33open it
46:36up
46:37where are
46:41these
46:41from
46:42Korea
46:42oh
46:43I'm working
46:50really hard
46:50because I
46:51need a goal
46:52I can't
46:54wait till I
46:55can get
46:55into those
46:56I put
46:59them on
46:59my doll
47:00and
47:00Game of
47:03Thrones
47:04almost over
47:04I was hoping
47:05they'd go
47:05a couple
47:06more years
47:06you know
47:08that stuff
47:11on there
47:11I never
47:11think about
47:12killing people
47:12till I
47:12watch that
47:13show
47:13kill him
47:15I don't
47:17care if
47:17he's ten
47:17I want
47:18him dead
47:18I could
47:30never live
47:30back there
47:31in the mud
47:31alone
47:32when I
47:34watch it
47:34I got a
47:34big hand
47:35pump
47:35sanitizer
47:36going
47:36will someone
47:40wipe his
47:41neck off
47:41I'd have
47:46to be
47:47from the
47:47house
47:47Swiffer
47:48we're
47:51living in
47:52the greatest
47:52time though
47:53I'm really
47:53lucky
47:54I was
47:54yeah we
47:55are really
47:55we're living
47:56in the
47:56greatest
47:56time
47:57don't
47:58kid
47:59yourself
47:59it's
48:00the best
48:00of time
48:01and it's
48:01the worst
48:01of times
48:02but
48:04I've
48:05gotten to
48:06see all
48:06this
48:06stuff
48:06you know
48:07the big
48:07old
48:07you know
48:08cell phones
48:09when it's
48:10like a brick
48:10and now
48:12you know
48:12and all
48:12the technology
48:13and I can
48:14talk to you
48:15you know
48:16without talking
48:16to you
48:17hey how are you
48:19that's it
48:20don't text me
48:20back
48:20I just want to
48:21how are you
48:21how are you
48:25and don't
48:28judge me
48:28for my
48:28one thumb
48:29texting
48:30it's an
48:32old person's
48:33thing
48:33oh I
48:40sent it
48:40too soon
48:41I got
48:46iPhone 6
48:46I was
48:47thinking
48:47about
48:478
48:47or 10
48:48but
48:48only
48:49qualified
48:49for a
48:502
48:50I
48:56swear
48:56to you
48:57when they
48:57put out
48:58a new
48:58phone
48:58they
48:59sabotage
49:00whatever
49:00you have
49:01hey
49:02this is
49:03gonna slow
49:04up right
49:04now
49:05welcome
49:06to the
49:07winding
49:07slow river
49:08of internet
49:09hey my
49:11phone just
49:11went out
49:12in the middle
49:13of a
49:13conversation
49:14reboot it
49:16you know
49:18I have a
49:19phone friend
49:20you always
49:20you know
49:21the obi
49:21phone
49:21Kenobi
49:22the guy
49:24who can
49:24fix your
49:24phone
49:25for you
49:25obi
49:26phone
49:26you know
49:30you have
49:31to do
49:31that
49:31face
49:32from
49:32Oliver
49:32sir
49:33some
49:36help
49:36sir
49:37some
49:39help
49:40obi
49:40phone
49:41Kenobi
49:42please
49:44help
49:44sir
49:45if it's
49:46not too
49:47much
49:47to ask
49:48hello
49:50governor
49:50then
49:57they
49:57take it
49:58and they
49:58turn it
49:58into
49:58like
49:58Darth
49:59Vader
49:59oh
50:03god
50:04I'm
50:05gonna
50:05kill
50:05you
50:06Louis
50:06wife
50:07look at
50:08it
50:09look at
50:10it
50:11you have
50:13to act
50:14serious
50:14because
50:14they're
50:14not
50:15gonna
50:15fix
50:15your
50:15phone
50:15unless
50:16you
50:16do
50:16what
50:17is it
50:18get
50:18this
50:18look
50:18what
50:19did
50:19I
50:19do
50:19what
50:24did
50:24I
50:24do
50:25huh
50:26I
50:28got
50:29a real
50:29good
50:29dumb
50:29face
50:30what
50:30what
50:30was
50:30you
50:43think
50:43is this
50:43funny
50:44Louis
50:44no
50:44no
50:44no
50:45yeah
50:46you
50:48got
50:48every
50:48damn
50:48thing
50:49open
50:49on
50:49here
50:50do
50:56everything's
50:58open
50:58I didn't
51:00know I had to
51:00close up
51:01Amazon Prime
51:02when I
51:02left
51:02I didn't
51:05know
51:05I didn't
51:06know
51:06I didn't
51:06know
51:07things were
51:07open
51:07the first
51:08time
51:08this
51:08happened
51:08everything's
51:11open
51:11Louis
51:11so
51:15sorry
51:15then
51:18they
51:18shame
51:18you
51:18you
51:19got
51:19this
51:19open
51:20you
51:22got
51:22big
51:22underwear
51:23what
51:24you
51:27got
51:27this
51:27open
51:28Dairy
51:29Queen
51:29finder
51:30really
51:30Louis
51:31I
51:34love
51:34a
51:34dilly
51:35bar
51:35you
51:39got
51:39that
51:40open
51:40that's
51:40open
51:41Weight
51:42Watchers
51:43really
51:44Louis
51:44when's
51:52the last
51:52time you
51:53backed
51:53this
51:53up
51:53what
51:56do you
52:01even know
52:01how to
52:01back it
52:02up
52:02Louis
52:02as long
52:10as they
52:10fix
52:11your
52:11phone
52:12that's
52:12all
52:13you
52:13care
52:13I was
52:18going to
52:18get the
52:1810
52:19then I
52:19went down
52:19to the
52:208
52:20and I
52:20go
52:20I'm
52:20keeping
52:20my
52:216
52:21till
52:23I'm
52:23going
52:24wait
52:24until
52:24the
52:2420
52:25comes
52:25up
52:25I'm
52:28waiting
52:29for the
52:29phone
52:29where you
52:30hit
52:30the
52:30thing
52:31on
52:31Yelp
52:31and
52:32a
52:32burger
52:32comes
52:32through
52:33it
52:33thank you
52:35y'all
52:35five
52:37stars
52:38I
52:42always
52:42think of
52:42my parents
52:43my mom
52:43would have
52:44said about
52:44Trump
52:44hmm
52:45he's a
52:50blowhard
52:50that's the
52:53kind of
52:53word she
52:53would
52:54throw
52:54out
52:54what
52:55he is
52:56Louis
52:56I'd like
52:59to talk
53:00to him
53:00for a
53:00couple
53:01minutes
53:01straighten
53:03him
53:03out
53:03all right
53:05ma
53:05and don't
53:06think I
53:07couldn't
53:07do it
53:08my dad
53:19he'd be
53:19ah
53:20look at
53:22him
53:22but I
53:25have
53:25I have
53:26something
53:26in common
53:27with Trump
53:27I have
53:27a receding
53:28hairline
53:28so
53:29I get
53:31that
53:31you know
53:31that's
53:32the one
53:32thing
53:32I get
53:33like
53:34people
53:34go
53:34look at
53:34his
53:34hair
53:35and
53:35I
53:35go
53:35that
53:35almost
53:36happened
53:36to
53:36me
53:36don't
53:37judge
53:38because
53:41if you
53:41have
53:42a receding
53:42hairline
53:43at some
53:43point
53:43when you're
53:44in the
53:44bathroom
53:44alone
53:44you're
53:45moving
53:45it
53:45around
53:46I
54:07love you
54:07guys
54:08guys
54:08thank you so
54:10much
54:10I love you
54:19I love you
54:19people
54:35you're
54:36and it's
54:38that p
54:39and it was
54:40Sous-titrage MFP.
55:10Sous-titrage MFP.
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