chat i am STARVING for a good sambucky x reader fic hhhhh
donβt jokeship with me because 2 hours later iβll have feels for the pairing.
βfirst rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!
βYou know what would be really funny/messed upβ is dangerous.
Gather around children, this is how your cool aunt/uncle came up with:
CARDLAW - Matthew Murdock x Remy Lebeau
the ships people are often the most obsessed with are usually conceived from the dangerous sentence of "haha what if i made them kiss"
donβt jokeship with me because 2 hours later iβll have feels for the pairing.
βfirst rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!
βYou know what would be really funny/messed upβ is dangerous.
Gather around children, this is how your cool aunt/uncle came up with:
CARDLAW - Matthew Murdock x Remy Lebeau
Re-blog this if:
- youβre gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because itβs your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.
No one will know which applies.
If You Care
β¦Bucky Masterlist - Main Masterlist - Read on a03!β¦ β¦summary: Affection and relationships are the ruin of many a good woman. You're very careful, not to fall into that trap. Unfortunatly, Bucky might be the only one who can make you... stumble a bit.β¦ β¦warnings/tags: thunderbolts!bucky, no use of y/n, soft and yearning Bucky, no description of reader, fluff, light angst, love confessions, thunderbolts stay silly, smut (fingering, dirty talk, praise kink)β¦ β¦wc: 8.9kβ¦ β¦Author's Note: I love silly romcom tropes like they're so important to me. Enjoyβ¦
You love Bucky Barnes, and it is none of his goddamn business.
Itβs not a small kind of love. Itβs the love that lives in your eyes, searching every room to see if heβs there. Your hands that canβt help but linger when youβre allowed to touch him, every brush of his skin electric against yours.
Itβs in the steam of the shower and your bedsheets, who know every fantasy youβve made up in your head. All the ones where youβre allowed to be with him, and it makes sense, and your whole life doesnβt blow up horribly because your heart beats simply too fast at only the sound of his name.
βDo the tie again.β You tell him, standing in the doorway of his dressing room. Your palms are already sweaty. You blushed at the sight of him.
You need to get it together.
no tea no shade and absolutely zero pink lemonade but, as has lately been exacerbated with the recent vague rumblings about yet another mcu movie i won't watch, i've been feeling slightly alienated by the way the general consensus in the stucky circles i've crossed paths with seems to be that the reason why steve's mcu "ending" sucks is bc he retired with the wrong partner and not that he even retired at all. i think making steve "i can do this all day" rogers, steve "the hell i can't" rogers, steve "i do the absolute best i can every time" rogers fully retire and pop out a couple crying larvae is like the superhero equivalent of the inhumane orca captivity in blackfish
i'll be the first to admit i'm no stranger to projecting my own fashion tastes onto the characters i draw. that being said, i do like to have a baseline to keep in mind for a character's fashion choices to keep everybody's wardrobes relatively distinct. so!! here's something stupid: avengers fashion!
STEVE: He's very pleased to finally be able to fill out menswear the way he always wished he could; he didn't get a lot of peaceful downtime out-of-uniform during the war. He likes the mobility, reliability, and breathability of boxy, squarish clothes in natural cotton, linen, and leather; he gets his fill of tight synthetic fabrics while doing superhero stuff. Sturdier, natural-fiber clothing is also easier to mend; he keeps a limited wardrobe and just patches things up instead of replacing them. Although his taste looks stiff and formal to a 21st-century eye, he dresses middle- to low-class by 30s/40s standards; he doesn't like having to rein himself in to take care of nicer clothes, and he wants his wardrobe to keep up with his activity level. He prefers things machine-washable, too. The majority of his stuff is thrifted, but his aversion to overconsumption keeps him from making a regular hobby out of hitting up thrift stores.
TONY: Compared to his teammates, he has the most stark (ha) differences between his on-the-clock and off-the-clock wardrobes. His casual attire runs the gamut from 90s grunge slacker to 00s skater mallrat, and he actually agrees with Steve on the importance of durable, practical clothes that can stand up to repeated heavy wear. The main difference with Tony, though, is that he keeps an expansive wardrobe and is not shy about buying something he may not ever wear again. He has an entirely separate selection of clothing that is designated as being okay to get oil, grease, airbrush overspray, and god knows what else all over it, but sometimes inspiration strikes too quickly for him to change into his garage clothes, so it's not a perfect quarantine. His formalwear is flashy and attention-grabbing and veers a little into new-wave territory; he understands the concept of "tasteful" and "subdued" fashion, but he intentionally throws a lot of rules out the window and isn't shy about being overdressed.
NATASHA: She has a chameleon wardrobe, but her tastes still shine through if you know what to look for. She gets anxious if she's wearing something that restricts her leg movement too much. Similarly, she likes shoes she can easily run in, but she may tolerate wearing high heels to an event if she's allowed to bring a carryon of some kind with backup sandals inside. She hates decorative pockets, and she tries to always have a little extra storage space without suspiciously bulking up her silhouetteβ it's advantageous to look unarmed and defenseless, so she likes showing a little extra skin to keep her adversaries distracted. Most of her hoop/dangly earrings are clip-ons so they can't get snagged in a fight, and she avoids necklaces and loose bracelets.
CLINT: He dresses like a total gym ratβ partly for the practicality, partly just to have fun with it. In contrast to everyone who prefers cotton and linen, he likes anything stretchy and moisture-wicking. He's big on the "athleisure" trend, but rolls his eyes at gym-style clothes that don't actually hold up for a workout. He requires his full range of arm movement, but he's less concerned with maintaining a certain silhouette than Natasha.
BRUCE: Here's somebody who does regularly go thrifting as a hobby. He's very sensitive to texture and breathability; he likes natural fabrics that hang loosely on his body, but at the same time, he doesn't place much of an emphasis on durability for everyday wear due to his far more sedentary lifestyle. He finds natural-looking jewel tones to be very soothing, and he has a marked taste for floral or otherwise organic-shaped prints and designs that the eye can follow around. He tends to layer up as a result of spending a lot of time indoors. He gives off "eccentric professor" energy when in his more lab-appropriate gear and still tries to find ways to sneak in fun little bits of flair to cheer himself up while he's working.
THOR: He's very clearly an alien fish out of water. It's tough finding Midgardian clothes that fit him (let alone hold up to the constant electricity exposure), so he likes to bring a lot of luggage with him from Asgard whenever he's on Earth. He doesn't intentionally flex on the mortals; he just so happens to own a lot of fur and cloth-of-silver, and he doesn't exactly have a well trained eye for distinguishing what might read as ostentatious on Midgard... as opposed to Loki, who is conspicuously dripped-out at every opportunity. He really enjoys wearing Midgardian "pajamas" during team movie/game/cocktail nights, though!
youtube recently started recommending me videos about pet bunnies and especially big litters of cute little baby bunnies. not sure what caused this but i really think i needed it
not to reblog twice (accident) but honestly the healing power of bunnies is not to be underestimated
my insistence on violent bucky is 50% for drama and 50% for cartoon slapstick scenarios where bucky is autopiloting and about to kill steve in some hilariously gruesome way while steve is blissfully unaware and just happy to be spending time with bucky. steve is in the kitchen kneading some sourdough like lalalala~ i love my husband and he loves me~ meanwhile bucky is standing behind him with a gigantic filet knife and a thousand-yard stare, and it's about to bring it straight down into steve's neck before once again noticing the DON'T KILL STEVE it previously scrawled in sharpie on the inside of its left wrist
commission for @fantafour who requested a simplified and easy-to-draw redesign for cap's suit that still involved my parachute harness idea :P