THE DRAGON KINGS OF THE FOUR SEAS
NEZHA 2 (2025) 哪吒之魔童闹海 Dir. Jiaozi
weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls
Your landlord is a parasite. Your employer is a parasite. Your hot vampire gf that's slowly sucking you dry while joking about how weak you've been getting? She has a right to be there.
Guys, look at the camera and not at eachother for once
Hope you see me as less of a tumblr blog and more of an annoying stray cat you accidentally fed once
Sorry guys, I folded </3 these two movies changed my brain chemistry forever
Pose based on that one tiktok I saw that was floating around on here where a Nezha cosplayer carried an Ao Bing cosplayer with one hand
a hat that says THE ATTITUDES OF WOMEN AND FISH TOWARD ME ARE TOO VARIED AND COMPLEX TO BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED ON A HAT
hat that says EVERY WOMAN HAS AN INDIVIDUAL AND NUANCED VIEW OF ME AND EVERY FISH HATES ME
EVERY PRIME NUMBERED WOMAN DESIRES ME CARNALLY AND ALL OTHER WOMEN ARE VAGUELY CONFUSED BY ME AND FISH COULD HONESTLY TAKE OR LEAVE ME
WOMEN IGNORE ME FISH ARE CONFUSED BY ME BUT EVERY MONGOOSE ON EARTH WANTS TO HARVEST MY INTESTINES
NEITHER WOMEN NOR FISH ARE AWARE I EXIST
WOMEN FISH WANT ME I WANT FISH WOMEN FISH FISH WANT ME DEAD AND I RUN AWAY FROM WOMEN WOMEN
WOMEN FISH ME WANT FEAR ME
WANT ME FISH FEAR ME WOMEN
"He appreciates my chaos, you could do with some yourself."
FRANCESCA BRIDGERTON & MICHAELA STIRLING
Bridgerton, Season 4 'Yes or No'