class Swarnendu:
"""AI Dev | Bug Whisperer | Professional Overthinker"""
tagline = "50% DSA, 50% AI, 100% Confused... and still compiling."
motto = "#define SWARNENDU 'constantly improving++'"
status = "return (confidence || caffeine);"
tech_stack = {
"backend": ["⚡ FastAPI", "🪄 LangChain", "🕸️ LangGraph", "🤖 CrewAI"],
"databases": ["🐘 PostgreSQL", "🚀 FAISS", "🟣 ChromaDB"],
"ai_ml": ["🤗 HuggingFace", "🤖 Transformers", "📉 TensorFlow"],
"languages": ["🧾 C++ (TLE artist)", "🐍 Python", "☕ Java", "⚙️ C"],
"devops": ["🐳 Docker", "🔧 Jenkins", "📊 SonarQube", "🪵 Logging"]
}
daily_grind = {
"morning": "git commit -m 'fix: Life'",
"afternoon": "coffee && code && gym",
"evening": "jenkins build && sonarqube scan",
"night": "sleep(6) # maybe"
}
def __str__(self):
return "Swarnendu — async dreams, sync reality 🚀"| Metric | Status |
|---|---|
| 🔄 Uptime | 99.9% (except Mondays & merge conflicts) |
| 🪲 Bug→Feature Conversion | 75% success rate 25 % my life my rules |
| ☕ Coffee Dependency | import coffee as life |
| 🏋️ Gym Consistency | while(alive): lift() |
| 🛡️ Error Handling | try: success() except: learn() |
| 🧵 Motivation Thread | |
| 🔧 Jenkins Builds | Green more than my plants survive |
| 📊 SonarQube Score | A+ (code quality > life quality) |
🔍 Binary search emotional stability
🚪 Sliding window on responsibilities
🧮 DP-ing through existential crisis
💸 Greedy for growth, not shortcuts
🤹 Forking life decisions without joining()
🔧 Jenkins pipeline for life automation
📊 SonarQube scanning my poor life choices
$ whoami
> Swarnendu | AI Dev | Professional Debugger of Life
$ cat /proc/personality
> Mentally const, emotionally volatile
$ ps aux | grep swarnendu
> threads: ['main', 'overthinking', 'side quests']
$ jenkins --version
> Building dreams since main()
$ sonarqube-scanner
> Code quality: A+ | Life quality: pending review💤 I don't sleep(), I suspend()
🫠 Catching exceptions faster than feelings
🧩 low + (high - low) // 2 is how I find balance
📂 Life is in ~/Downloads and not backed up
🥲 sudo apt-get install happiness → E: package not found
🔧 My Jenkins pipeline is more stable than my sleep schedule
📊 SonarQube gave my life a technical debt rating of ∞
🕶️ Currently: Writing prompts that sound like therapy sessions.
🧩 CI/CD: Continuously Inducing/Coping with Depression.
📊 SonarQube: 0 bugs found, 99 problems remain.