class JoshGartmeier:
def __init__(self):
self.location = "🏔️ Burgdorf, Switzerland"
self.current_role = "Tech Lead @ Marketing Monkeys"
self.side_projects = ["Almalex - Swiss Legal AI (Open Source)", "Silver - Smart bracelet for elderly care"]
self.years_coding = "20+"
self.coffee_consumed = float('inf')
def say_hi(self):
print("Thanks for dropping by! Let's build something awesome together 🛠️")
me = JoshGartmeier()
me.say_hi()- 🔨 Currently: Tech Lead @ Marketing Monkeys - leading engineering excellence
- ⚖️ Almalex: Building open source Swiss Legal AI with GPT
- 💚 Silver: Smart bracelet & app for elderly care with a remote team
- 🚀 Infrastructure: From Kubernetes to Vercel - choosing the right tool for the job
- 📚 Always Learning: Currently diving deep into TanStack Start and Drizzle ORM
- 🎮 Level 20+: Survived from FrontPage to Claude Code (and still love it!)
- 🏗️ Master Builder: Architected systems serving 3 continents with minimal latency
- 🤖 AI Whisperer: Building Almalex (Swiss Legal AI) and taught GPT-4 to handle support tickets
- ☁️ Cloud Pragmatist: From Kubernetes to Vercel - picking the right tool, not the trendy one
- 🐧 Linux Devotee: Terminal is my happy place, bash scripts are my poetry
- 👥 Team Multiplier: Leading amazing engineers to build amazing things
Building an open source AI platform for Swiss legal professionals using GPT, RAG, and FastAPI. Making legal knowledge accessible to everyone!
Developing a smart bracelet with companion app for elderly care. Working with a remote team to make aging safer and more independent. IoT meets compassion!
Built a Slack bot at Pitcher that reads Confluence, Stackoverflow, and Basecamp. Support team's new best friend - handles the repetitive questions with grace!
Set up infrastructure across EU, US, and AU at Pitcher. Sometimes it's Kubernetes, sometimes it's Vercel - always the right tool for the job!
while (alive) {
learn();
build();
ship();
celebrate();
repeat();
}
⚡ Fun fact: Started with Microsoft FrontPage 2000, officially began coding in 2006. I've debugged code older than some of my colleagues! Those table-based layouts walked so CSS Grid could run. 😄