Sylviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I know, successful or not, I am who I am

Who is Sylvia?

Names

You SHOULD call me Sylvia¹ although you MAY get away with Sylvie depending on the day. You SHOULD NOT use the name Ivory. You SHOULD capitalize my name

The (in)definite article² MAY be used before my name (e.g The Sylvia appears, A Sylvia is about to sell you something³)

Pronouns

You SHOULD use she/her, fae/faer, they/them (not necessarily in this order). You MAY use other neopronouns. You MUST NOT use he/him. When the language is not English, prefer feminine pronouns

What is Sylvia?

• Existent^{[citation needed]}
• Person⁴
• Mild Mili Fan⁵
• Non binary⁶
• Not British⁷ but still a part of the empire on which the sun never sets^8,9
• Certified crustacean¹⁰
• Certified blahaj fan¹¹

When is Sylvia?

Day⁸

Where is Sylvia?

In the empire on which the sum never sets⁸

Why is Sylvia?

Music

I highly recommend for you to listen to Mili. Here's a list of songs I recommend first

1. Hero
2. Compass
3. Grown-up's Paradise
4. In Hell We Live, Lament
5. Victim
6. String Theocracy

In addition to Mili, I recommend:

• Isaak Wolf
• Lappy
• Fractal Dreamers
• HalaCG
• KIRA
• YonKaGor

If you want to read more, go here: Music.

Games

Play Balatro, I very highly recommend it. Gambling go brrrr

1. Balatro
2. Enter the Gungeon
3. Cities Skylines

Programming

It's a 50/50 although Lua is always nice. I've recently been getting into Zig, really cool language. WebAssembly is really cool. Actually,

1. Lua
2. Rust
3. Zig
4. Elixir
5. Julia

Here's a list of programming languages and,

1. WebAssembly
2. LuaJIT
3. WASI
4. OpenResty

Here's a list of technologies

Policy

Policy is pretty neat actually:

• No one is illegal on stolen land¹²
• GenAI generated content is theft¹³
• Government is of the people, by the people, for the people

If you think that GenAI¹⁴ is good or "the future", never interact with me again

How is Sylvia?

1. Proving my version of justice is more just than yours¹⁵
2. Conquering the land and having you slain¹⁶
3. Saving a spot for you in the recycle bin¹⁷
4. Embracing death as an angel¹⁸
5. Being the reason why I still believe in this lie¹⁹
6. Cursing this relationship between you and me²⁰
7. Selling your properties to the devil²¹
8. Plotting against the government²¹
9. Wishing a painful death for the lactose intolerant²²