Are you currently lying about something on the internet?

Of course.

“Oh you require my DOB to sign up for your site? 01/01/1990, my good website who I’ll never buy from again”

I am secretly a raccoon.

I have read the terms and conditions

I set my age to the max in Steam back in the day, now I’m well beyond 100 years old.

I’m lying about what I’m really thinking of the world situation and what we need to collectively do about it, because shit’s bannable.

Lying, on the internet, about something?

Or

Lying about ‘something on the internet’?

Also, ‘lying about’ = telling lies, or being lazy?

Such a vague question.

My account isn’t actually deleted.

Some say Alduin is Akatosh, some say M’aiq is a Liar. Don’t you believe either of those things.

Nice try FBI

I have a LinkedIn, so I’ll say a resounding probably

I’m lying in this statement.

I am a font of lies and should never be taken seriously

I emailed “looking forward to seeing you” to someone I’m completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.

Yes. I’m actually an undercover Trisolarian and my people will invade soon.

Perish, puny Earthlings.

no.

Of course not. I would never do such a thing.

What does currently mean?

Have I done it recently? Yes.

Am I doing it right now with this post? No.

I have to lie all the time because my true thoughts would get me banned for “inciting violence”

As if we had other options at this point

I work on being authentic at all times.

As a dog I can tell you that I don’t lie on the internet. Being a good boy doesn’t come from nothing!

I was the one that gave the melons to the minions….

I don’t see the reason to lie to complete strangers. Why should someone care what people they don’t care about think?

There’s some “unpleasant” parts of myself I lie about to nearly everyone, minus close friends. I’m practically a different person on every social media platform.

Yes.

(This comment is a lie on the internet)

I confess… I am a dog. I have been burdened with this venomous secret for years. Nobody suspected a thing.

Whenever it comes up, I’m generally vague about my age, though I’ve given plenty of hints and maybe even the exact number more than once.

It’s about equal parts anti-doxx and deep denial that I’m not still half my age.

a priest once asked me this about life, i told him “i lied once” referring to the lie i just told him.

nice try e-priest

I don’t have any accounts in my name. If omission is lying, I’m lying.

No

yes 100%

I’m not lying about anything on the Internet (snicker)

I generally lie about my age, depends on the input format. If I have to type it out manually ill be truthful, if I have to scroll all the wheels im born on the 1st of January and whatever the year wheel lands on after a big spin

No, I’ve been saying I’m a virgin since day 1.

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uh… no?

I have deep personal traumas from a time when someone I trusted lied to me. I’ve resolved to always aim to be better than that.

In some ways, I’m not.

In other times, when I want to simply drop cold-hard truths or unfiltered opinions. People lose their minds. We’re not ready for those kind of thoughts, both surface web and fediverse, even.

That I am some kind of stealth lazer 2 astronomical units away.

I have never assassinated an ass

Yes. Ha! That was a lie! Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth.

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I’m lying on a couch.