diff --git a/src/scripts/meme_captain.coffee b/src/scripts/meme_captain.coffee
index 33cd01401..26bd28cbe 100644
--- a/src/scripts/meme_captain.coffee
+++ b/src/scripts/meme_captain.coffee
@@ -24,110 +24,178 @@
 #   hubot Not sure if <something> or <something else> - Generates a Futurama Fry meme
 #   hubot <text>, AND IT'S GONE - Bank Teller
 #   hubot WHAT IF I TOLD YOU <text> - Morpheus What if I told you
+#   hubot WTF <text> - Picard WTF
+#   hubot IF <text> THAT'D BE GREAT - Generates Lumberg
+#   hubot MUCH <text> (SO|VERY) <text> - Generates Doge
+#   hubot <text> EVERYWHERE - Generates Buzz Lightyear
 #
 # Author:
-#   bobanj
+#   bobanj, ericjsilva
 
 module.exports = (robot) ->
   robot.respond /Y U NO (.+)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/y_u_no.jpg', 'Y U NO', msg.match[1], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'NryNmg', 'Y U NO', msg.match[1], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /iron price (.+)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://imgur.com/nqVZQel.jpg', msg.match[1], 'Pay the iron price', (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'q06KuA', msg.match[1], 'Pay the iron price', (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /aliens guy (.+)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/aliens.jpg', msg.match[1], '', (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'sO-Hng', msg.match[1], '', (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /brace yourself (.+)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://i.imgur.com/cOnPlV7.jpg', 'Brace Yourself', msg.match[1], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, '7KY5sQ', 'Brace Yourself', msg.match[1], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /(.*) (ALL the .*)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/all_the_things.jpg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'cKjh_w', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /(I DON'?T ALWAYS .*) (BUT WHEN I DO,? .*)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/most_interesting.jpg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'V8QnRQ', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /(.*)(SUCCESS|NAILED IT.*)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/success_kid.jpg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'AbNPRQ', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /(.*) (\w+\sTOO DAMN .*)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/too_damn_high.jpg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'RCkv6Q', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /(NOT SURE IF .*) (OR .*)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/fry.png', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'CsNF8w', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /(YO DAWG .*) (SO .*)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/xzibit.jpg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'Yqk_kg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /(All your .*) (are belong to .*)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://i.imgur.com/gzPiQ8R.jpg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'Ss_hXw', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /(.*)\s*BITCH PLEASE\s*(.*)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/yao_ming.jpg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'jo9J0Q', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /(.*)\s*COURAGE\s*(.*)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/courage_wolf.jpg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'IMQ72w', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY (.*)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/boromir.jpg', 'ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY', msg.match[1], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'da2i4A', 'ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY', msg.match[1], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /(IF YOU .*\s)(.* GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/bad_time.jpg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'lfSVJw', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /(.*)TROLLFACE(.*)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/troll_face.jpg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'dGAIFw', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /(IF .*), ((ARE|CAN|DO|DOES|HOW|IS|MAY|MIGHT|SHOULD|THEN|WHAT|WHEN|WHERE|WHICH|WHO|WHY|WILL|WON\'T|WOULD)[ \'N].*)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/philosoraptor.jpg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2] + (if msg.match[2].search(/\?$/)==(-1) then '?' else ''), (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, '-kFVmQ', msg.match[1], msg.match[2] + (if msg.match[2].search(/\?$/)==(-1) then '?' else ''), (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /(.*)(AND IT\'S GONE.*)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/src_images/uIZe3Q.jpg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'uIZe3Q', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
   robot.respond /WHAT IF I TOLD YOU (.*)/i, (msg) ->
-    memeGenerator msg, 'http://memecaptain.com/src_images/fWle1w.png', 'WHAT IF I TOLD YOU', msg.match[1], (url) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'fWle1w', 'WHAT IF I TOLD YOU', msg.match[1], (url) ->
       msg.send url
 
-memeGenerator = (msg, imageName, text1, text2, callback) ->
-  imageUrl = imageName
+  robot.respond /WTF (.*)/i, (msg) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'z8IPtw', 'WTF', msg.match[1], (url) ->
+      msg.send url
+
+  robot.respond /(IF .*)(THAT'D BE GREAT)/i, (msg) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'q1cQXg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+      msg.send url
+
+  robot.respond /(MUCH .*) ((SO|VERY) .*)/i, (msg) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'AfO6hw', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+      msg.send url
+
+  robot.respond /(.*)(EVERYWHERE.*)/i, (msg) ->
+    memeGenerator msg, 'yDcY5w', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
+      msg.send url
+
+
+memeGeneratorUrl = 'http://memecaptain.com/gend_images'
+
+getDataPayload = (imageName, topText, botText) ->
+  data = getDataPayloadAdv(imageName, topText, botText, 0.05, 0, 0.9, 0.25, 0.05, 0.75, 0.9, 0.25)
+  return data
 
+
+getDataPayloadAdv = (imageName, topText, botText, topX, topY, topW, topH, botX, botY, botW, botH) ->
+  data = {
+    src_image_id: imageName,
+    private: true,
+    captions_attributes: [
+      {
+        text: topText,
+        top_left_x_pct: topX,
+        top_left_y_pct: topY,
+        width_pct: topW,
+        height_pct: topH
+      },
+      {
+        text: botText,
+        top_left_x_pct: botX,
+        top_left_y_pct: botY,
+        width_pct: botW,
+        height_pct: botH
+      }
+    ]
+  }
+  return JSON.stringify(data)
+
+
+memeGenerator = (msg, imageName, topText, botText, callback) ->
   processResult = (err, res, body) ->
     return msg.send err if err
-    if res.statusCode == 301
-      msg.http(res.headers.location).get() processResult
+    if res.statusCode == 303
+      callback res.headers.location
+    if res.statusCode == 202
+      timer = setInterval(->
+        msg.http(res.headers.location).get() (err, res, body) ->
+          if res.statusCode == 303
+            callback res.headers.location
+            clearInterval(timer)
+      , 2000)
+    if res.statusCode > 300
+      msg.reply "Sorry, I couldn't generate that meme. Unexpected status from memecaptain.com: #{res.statusCode}"
       return
+
+  msg.http(memeGeneratorUrl)
+  .header("Content-Type", "application/json")
+  .header("Accept", "application/json")
+  .post(getDataPayload(imageName, topText, botText)) processResult
+
+
+memeGeneratorAdv = (msg, imageName, topText, botText, topX, topY, topW, topH, botX, botY, botW, botH, callback) ->
+  processResult = (err, res, body) ->
+    return msg.send err if err
+    if res.statusCode == 303
+      callback res.headers.location
+    if res.statusCode == 202
+      timer = setInterval(->
+        msg.http(res.headers.location).get() (err, res, body) ->
+          if res.statusCode == 303
+            callback res.headers.location
+            clearInterval(timer)
+      , 2000)
     if res.statusCode > 300
-      msg.reply "Sorry, I couldn't generate that meme. Unexpected status from memecaption.com: #{res.statusCode}"
+      msg.reply "Sorry, I couldn't generate that meme. Unexpected status from memecaptain.com: #{res.statusCode}"
       return
-    try
-      result = JSON.parse(body)
-    catch error
-      msg.reply "Sorry, I couldn't generate that meme. Unexpected response from memecaptain.com: #{body}"
-    if result? and result['imageUrl']?
-      callback result['imageUrl']
-    else
-      msg.reply "Sorry, I couldn't generate that meme."
-
-  msg.http("http://memecaptain.com/g")
-  .query(
-    u: imageUrl,
-    t1: text1,
-    t2: text2
-  ).get() processResult
+
+  msg.http(memeGeneratorUrl)
+  .header("Content-Type", "application/json")
+  .header("Accept", "application/json")
+  .post(getDataPayloadAdv(imageName, topText, botText, topX, topY, topW, topH, botX, botY, botW, botH)) processResult