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5th Anniversary Alarm Clock Winter Dialogue

Mettaton

WINTER:

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Papyrus's holiday party? Ohhhh YES! I was JUST offering to Ms. Toriel, A sample of my MTT-Brand Super Adult Winter Eggnog, when, Out of the corner of my optical-sockets, I spied a certain pink-haired hussy in the kitchen, uninvited! Pouring Blooky a cup of ghost juice in the most unrefined manner, And generally making an incorporeal mess all over the floor! Oh my STARS! Look, darling. If you can't properly lift a teacup, delicately, With the tip of your high-heeled boots, Then just turn 360 degrees, And walk directly in front of you out the door. I'm sure you'll have a better time in the Mind Maze!
Then. Oh my. She had the absolute robotic GALL, To challenge ME, to a chainsaw duel. Please, darling. I would NEVER engage in such BARBARIC activity, If it's not being recorded. But still, she escalated the situation, Pouring Ghost Juice into my smile-sensors. And it wasn't even a flavor I liked. Haha, not that I know anything about Ghost Flavors.
The situation had gone flipsy-dipsy, darling. So we decided to settle things, ahem, humanely. With bombs, and various bullets. You know. I ended up so dazzled by my own moves, I can hardly recall the details of the event. But I remember Alphys and Undyne, peeling us off the floor. My head lying on Alphys's extremely small knee... "Where.... where is Napstablook?" I asked. Alphys: "Stop pretending to die dramatically. They left." "They left!? Why!?" I asked, dying dramatically. Alphys: "They don't like fighting..."
Mew Mew and I looked outside. Our hands conspicuously close on the windowpane. Blooky was out there, crying... Tears forming into beautiful ice crystals. felt... A strange feeling... Two of them. One, a pang of... regret. And two... I bet it would be really popular, If they could cry up ice for my ski resort.
Alphys went back to the living room with Undyne. Leaving Mew Mew and I alone in the kitchen. "Undyne, she sure is happy with Alphys, huh, mew?" She said, forcing a smile. "Yes, and Alphys, she sure is happy with Undyne." I said, with a dazzling grin. ... And so we stood there in silence. Drinking ghost juice, That neither of us could taste.
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