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UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
GREGORY S. HOLLISTER, :
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Plaintiff, :
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v. : Civil Action No. 08-2254 (JR)
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BARRY SOETORO, et al., :
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Defendants. :
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE
Instead of the opposition plaintiff was ordered to file
by 2/13/09 (or defendants' motion to dismiss would be granted as
conceded, see [#10]), what plaintiff filed was (a) the affidavit
of a paralegal (who works in the office of a Pennsylvania lawyer
who has not been admitted to practice in this Court), complaining
about her treatment by an employee of the Clerk's Office, and
(b) many blank pages, decorated only by what appear to be
botanical drawings and the illegible photocopy of an Hawaiian
certificate of live birth. (a) The affidavit was apparently
intended as a response to my earlier observation that plaintiff's
motion to file interpleader was frivolous, see [#2], [#10], the
argument being, "Maureen Higgins made me do it." What was
frivolous about the motion, however, was not the fact that it was
filed, but the suggestion that "duties" could be filed in the
registry of this court. (b) The blank pages were either
somebody's idea of a joke (in which case I don't get it) or a
mistake. If the latter, plaintiffs have until 5:00 pm EST on
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2/26/09 to correct it, by re-filing their points and authorities
in opposition to the pending motion to dismiss (in the .pdf
format required by the Court's CM/EDF system), or otherwise to
show cause why that motion should not now be granted as conceded.
It is SO ORDERED.
JAMES ROBERTSON
United States District Judge
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