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Your Top Bachelor & Bachelorette Winners!

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We give you fitness facts, stay-slim snacks and 30+ ways to get your best body yet!

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THE HOT BODY ISSUE

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2012 is O-V-E-R, Im assuming the world didnt end (oh you Mayansincorrigible), and now 2013 is totalllly here. Who woulda thought? Im writing this circa a month ahead of time, so Im really banking on the fact that I survived my trip to Australia sans crocodile attack (whichsue meis a TOTALLY LEGITIMATE FEAR) and will be here to write another one of these delightfully pointless letters come next month. ANYWAYSSS, before I dive into why the January issue is great, Id rather just tell you what you need to check out this month that, personally, Im completely obsessed with and cant help but share with you: @SeinfeldToday: The best thing for Seinfeld lovers in withdrawal, this account just tweets out plots for the sitcom if it were to come on today. Complete genius. Imagine Dragons: If you havent downloaded their debut album, you should havelike a million years ago. Plus theyre touring this spring with Atlas Genius. Shits sold out soooo if you wanna scalp me some tickets, you know where to find me. Capital City Bakery: The Facebook page for this cupcake-oriented bakery is pure food porn and utterly amazing. A food trailer located on Rio Grande and MLK near campus, its hands-down the most amazing in town. Oh, and its all vegan. Heaven in yo mouth. Now that Ive blacked out fantasizing about cupcakes for 45 minutes, I just remembered that this is our HOT BODY issue, so I guess I should be fantasizing about treadmills instead. Yeah. Anyways, turn the pages for the best tips, tricks and strategies to help you get fit and fabulous in 2013. (Because those New Years resolutions arent going to accomplish themselves, ya dig?!) Weve also got the winners of our Top Bachelor and Top Bachelorette contests, so if love is on your agenda for 2013hellhit em up. Heres cheers to new years!
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Career Corner
HOT JOB LISTINGS:
Avalon Chemicals is looking for an
outside sales representative for their Houston office. Avalon is growing fast and starting salaries are very competitive.

What is Campus to Careers?

campus2careers, the largest entry-level job board in TX, is now working with the White House to help more students get jobs. Also, if youre tired of searching for a job or internship, get matched with one in 20 minutes or less; just go to www. campus2careers.com, click Join Now, and follow the instructions. Below are some of the recent internships and jobs exclusively posted on campus2careers and brought to you by Study Breaks Magazine.

SailPoint Technologies, recently ranked

one of the fastest growing companies and best places to work in Austin, is looking for a desktop support specialist to help with internal hardware and software implementations and fixes.

YourTrainer.com, a new fitness site in Austin, is looking for a marketing intern at $12/hour. MyITPros, a leader in technology solutions and implementations, is looking for a paid help desk intern for their Austin office.

Office Furniture Now, a fast-growing

Inc 5000 company, is looking for a full-time right hand to help the CEO run his office in Austin.

Red Ventures is hiring 80 new grads for

their new sales office in San Antonio. This company has been ranked the coolest place to work in San Antonio.

FOR MORE HOT JOBS GO TO CAMPUS2CAREERS.COM

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HOT LIST
WORDS: SB STAFF

Resolutions That Will Probably Fail

1 RUNNING A MARATHON
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Your 18-minute mile time really bodes well.

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2 LEARNING A FOREIGN
LANGUAGE Conjugating Spanish verbs is fun! Nope, thats just tequila.

3 LOSING WEIGHT
Good luck giving up carbs and ergo happiness.

4 NOT DRUNK DIALING

YOUR EX Texting doesnt count, OKAY?!?!

PHOTO: GRANTH

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5 DRINKING MORE WATER

Unless vodka waters count.

6 READING THINGS THAT

ARENT TWILIGHT Yeah, youll hit up War and Peace after Facebook.

7 GETTING MORE SLEEP

Sorry bros, cant rage tonight need my eight hours, aight?

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8 RAISING YOUR GPA

But your books stay so fresh in their saran wrap!

9 TAKING UP YOGA
Were sure youre hella good at Savasana, though.

10 QUITTING SMOKING
No, for real, uhhyou should probably do that.

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HOT NOT
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Snow days at UT

School days at UT

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HOW Get a... Uhh... Great TO... Spring Break Bod

WORDS: MELANIE DIAMOND

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Spring Break is but a few short months away, so time is of the essence to get a body like Beyonc. Unfortunately, we dont have her work ethic (or genes), so weve compiled a list of ways you can create your own hot bod. Youll be a brick house in no time.

It All Starts In The Mirror

Baby, youre the hottest thing walkingyouve gotta believe this. Just look in the mirror and admire how hot you look. Only your opinion matters, right?

Guzzle It Up
Who needs a skinny margarita when you can have a nice heavy beerand the beer gut that comes with it! You'll be fightin' 'em off you in no time.

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Stuff Your Face

Miss meals? Eat salad? We wouldnt ask you to do that. Just load out on bon-bons and pizzabesides, nothings more cute than a girl that can eat.

Sit On Your Ass

Athletically challenged? Couch potato? Thats okay! You dont need to be a gym rat to get a nice physique, so why bother? Just watching The Biggest Loser totally counts.

Get A Bikini
Nows the time to show off your hard work, so get and get in the skimpiest bikini you can find. So whatits not the most flattering...you look hot right?

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HOT COUPLE GAME

COMPILED BY: JANE HERVEY PHOTOS: KAITLYN CLEMENT

HE SAID/SHE SAID
We split these two up and quizzed them to test their true love. (Together 5 months)

Daniel, 20
Hometown: Houston Major: Psychology

Alyssa, 20
Hometown: Allen Major: Journalism

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Chicken sandwiches Blue & white He did Kate Beckinsale Me

WHO INITIATED THE FIRST KISS?

WHICH MOVIE STAR WOULD DANIEL MARRY? WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THE RELATIONSHIP?

LOVE-O-METER
Destined for Disaster Barely a Booty Call Starting to Sizzle Perfect and Passionate If you want to put your love to the test, email [email protected] Must be Marriage

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PICKLE SHOOTER
THE HOTTEST SHOT IN TOWN
There arent many flavors better than the tangy and salty taste of pickle juice with your favorite shot, but have you ever wondered where the heavenly brine you are drinking came from? Pickle Shooter is a new product made by Aftertaste Beverages, LLC, and its the original pickle-flavored bar mixpickle juice in a bottle! Aftertaste Beverages is a local company, and Pickle Shooter is an Austin product, distributed locally to make unique drinks. Unfortunately not all bars are serving this wonderful beverage. Many are getting their pickle brine in less than ideal ways. Some simply buy pickles and use the juice they come in. The barbarity! All those perfectly good pickles are going to waste. In other cases bars buy pickle juice waste from local burger joints. Think of all the greasy hamburger hands and chicken fingers reaching into the jar to grab pickles before the excess juice is sold to the bar that makes your drink. Not only is that grossits just plain unsanitary. Pickle Shooter is here to the rescue, though! It is a completely sanitary, but most importantly, tasty product. Its great after a shot of vodka, tequila, or whiskey and can also be used to mix up some delicious drinks like a dillrita or pickletini. Pickle Shooter assures that no pickles are harmed in the making of their product. Keep an eye out for the Drunken Pickle downtown, a costume pickle running around serving up free samples of Pickle Shooter. Stay tuned for promotions and events at facebook.com/ drunkenpickle, and follow him on Twitter @drunkenpickle. Make sure your next pickle shot is Pickle Shooter!

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Lenee Williams, 22 Hometown: Waller Major: Business

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CREATE- Battle of the A-DATE Bachelorettes!

1 guy, 3 girls you make the match!
THE BACHELOR

They sign up. You vote. We take them out. Get the dirty deets on the date next month!

Garrett Greene, 21
Hometown: Arlington Major: Sports Journalism

If I could travel anywhere in the world, I would go to: Australia/New Zealand to visit the Great Barrier Reef and Middle Earth. An interesting fact about me is: I play saxophone in the Longhorn Band. My biggest pet peeve is: when someone says like after every other word. My dream job is: national

play-by-play broadcaster for professional sports. In my group of friends, Im: the one who is way to talkative. My greatest fear is: besides failure, spiders. The quality I look for in a girl is: fun and relaxed but still reliable. If I could trade places with someone for a day, it would be: Tom Brady.

THE BACHELORETTES

1
Meghan Kahlig, 19
Hometown: San Antonio Major: Public Relations

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Crystal Sisneroz, 20
Hometown: Tracy, CA Major: Biology

3
Ellie Holmes, 22
Hometown: San Antonio Major: Journalism

If I was in Hogwarts, I would be in: whatever house that Neville Longbottom is in ;) An interesting fact about me is: Ive ridden an elephant in Thailand before. My biggest pet peeve is: whenever guys say, Atta girl! What turns me off in a guy: If they wont watch Disney Princess movies with me then it will never work out. In a movie, the actor who was cast to portray me would be: John Wayne.

What is an interesting fact about you? I may look girly but I love to camp, fish and play paintball. Im also a major sports fan and love watching ESPN. My biggest pet peeve: Flimsy handshakes are super annoying. If youre going to shake my hand do it right, if not just give me a high five instead! What turns me off in a guy: If someone is super conceited and only thinks about themselves I lose all interest. Oh that and flip-flops, ew.

An interesting fact about me is: I got 21st birthday spanks from one of my favorite country singers, Kevin Fowler! My dream job is: fragrance creator for Bath and Body Works! What turns me off in a guy: Someone who just talks about themselves the entire time. And Crocs. What is your favorite band/musician? Pat Green What is your favorite movie? Knocked Up because I die laughing every time.

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T RA E-THE LAST MONTHS WINNERS: T -DA E Festive Fun

You voted and--in a close match--Victoria won a date with Dane! The crazy kids met at Austin's Pizza right before break for some mid-finals fun, but did their hearts melt for each other like mozzarella or was the date a total dud? Read and find out...
Dane Jeske Victoria Celis

The date with Victoria was great! We talked mostly just about college experiences and such, but she was very interesting and also quite funny. We also talked a lot about our spirit organizations (Me: Absolute Texxas, her: Darlins), which she is now currently the president of. That was another great thing we had in common since I also served as President of AT a while back. Overall, Victoria was a great date and I had an awesome time hanging out with her over a few drinks. Definitely happy I signed up for the Study Breaks blind date.

I had a great time with Dane at Austins Pizza. We had a lot in common and really bonded over the organizations we are in. He was the President of Absolute Texxas and I will be the President of Texas Wrangler Darlins, so he gave me some pointers and weve already set up a mixer between us for the spring semester. Dane is definitely a gentleman and one of the nicest, down to earth guys Ive met while at UT. The date went well and Im sure well be hanging out again soon!

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FIND THE PERFECT STYLE FOR YOUR

Cute & Curvy

If youve got it, flaunt it. For your curvy figure, use a pair of tights as a means to color block. Choose a dark purple or a deep mahogany. Then wear a dress that accentuates that smallest part of you (usually the area right underneath your chest). Voila! A match made in heaven.

Your proportional torso comes in handy, but its time to give yourself some waist! Pair dark neutral tights like black, brown, or gray with your favorite dress. Belt that sucker and youve got a case of the curves.

Theyre so versatile and can be worn with anything. Theyre a quick go-to outfit.

Its an easy way to add a pop of color.

Jenna Rae Housson, 19 Hometown: Fredericksburg Major: Journalism and RTF

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The winter season calls for ladys timeless fashion accessory tights. However, its the 21st century, which means theres no reason to bust out your mothers torn pantyhose. You want tights that love your bodyand, of course, give you a reason to postpone shaving your legs. Check out these tights for your body type!

Tall & Trendy

Embrace your height. Youve got legs for days, so show em off! Try out patterned tights with bold colors or a confident lacey look. Underneath shorts, youll be turning heads wherever you go.

Tights are perfect for your tiny frame, but you dont want to overpower your small size. Choose a subtle, sexy pair of tights. A nude or light gray pair with an elegant pattern will add the perfect amount of pizazz to your outfit without overdoing it.

Caitriana Haynes, 19 Hometown: Sugarland Major: Foreign Affairs

[The dots] add something extra to it. Instead of keeping something extremely simple, theres a little bit of flair.

Kendra Kwoka, 18 Hometown: Houston Major: Speech Language Pathology

I like the floral print. I think its really cool, and I feel like they make my legs look longer.

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Lindsey Hollingsworth, 21
Hometown: The Woodlands Major: Advertising

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Cesar Villarreal Jr., 21

Hometown: Brownsville Major: Corporate Communications

They entered, you voted, and were bringing em to you: two very hot and very available singles you can find on your campus, now! Theyve got the looks, the personality, and the big plansnow they just need a trophy spouse. Hey...that could be you.

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GET A HOT BODY NOW!

WORDS: SB STAFF PHOTOS: PAULINA MENDOZA

Whether youre still lugging around the freshman 15, youve got a little junior jiggle or your eating habits have reached Supersize Mestatus as a super senior, face the fat facts: Being healthy in college is hard! Between 4 a.m. french fry-induced flab, stressed snacking all semester and those pesky party pounds, your beach bod isnt as bangin as youd like. BUT FEAR NOT! Because when you get down to tips, tricks and some surefire strategies, you can totally ensure that the road to higher education will be practically paved with rock-hard abs. Or, ya know, something like that.

YOUR WORKOUT INSPIRATION:

Chandler Jones, 20 Hometown: Flower Mound Major: Communication Studies Nelson Thomas, 22 Hometown: Los Angeles, CA Major: Communication Studies

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YOUR GO-TO GUIDE FOR GETTING SLIM AND SEXY BY SPRING BREAK

FIT VS. FAT FAST FOOD

Best and the Worst of Drive-Thru Diet Destroyers

FIT
Premium Grilled Chicken Classic Sandwich (skip the mayo)- 300 calories 6 piece Chicken McNuggets (no sauce) - 280 calories Cheeseburger- 300 calories

FAT VS
Premium Crispy Chicken Club Sandwich- 620 calories Regular Size Spicy Chicken McBites (no sauce)- 410 calories Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese - 750 calories

(Sandwiches are all six inches and made with wheat bread. Add mustard for 10 more calories and American cheese for 40 more calories.)

Veggie Delite- 230 calories Turkey Breast- 280 calories Black Forest Ham- 290 calories

VS

Italian B.M.T.- 410 calories Meatball Marinara- 480 calories The Big Philly Cheesesteak- 500 calories

(One packet of mustard adds 5 calories, one packet of ketchup adds 25 calories)

Chargrilled Chicken Sandwich- 290 calories 8-piece Nuggets (no sauce)- 260 calories Chargrilled Chicken Garden Salad (no dressing)- 180 calories

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Spicy Chicken Deluxe Chicken Sandwich - 570 calories 4-piece Chick-n-Strips (no sauce) - 470 calories Chick-n-Strips Salad (no dressing) - 450 calories

Fresco Grilled Steak Soft Taco - 150 calories Fresco Crunchy Taco- 140 calories Fresco Chicken Burrito Supreme - 340 calories

VS

Cantina Burrito- 760 calories Volcano Nachos - 970 calories Beef Fiesta Taco Salad- 780 calories

SNACKS THAT WONT RUIN YOUR WAISTLINE

Stay Slim and Satisfied with These Moderate Munchies
11 Pretzel Crisps (110 calories) 100-calorie bag of microwave popcorn 20 pistachios (80 calories) String cheese (80 calories) 1/2 cup slow or double-churned ice cream (100 Calories) 1/2 cup nonfat Greek yogurt with 1 tsp. honey (84 calories ) 1 cup applesauce (105 calories) 1 Dove dark chocolate Promise square (42 calories)

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HOT BODY GUIDE

MYTHBUSTERS!
Debunking Diet Misconceptions
if you do not suffer from Celiac Disease, there is no reason for you to not eat foods with glutenthere are no added health benefits. MYTH: WEIGHT IS THE BEST WAY TO MEASURE DIET SUCCESS TRUTH: HEALTH IS THE BEST WAY TO MEASURE DIET SUCCESS Your weight is one of the easiest ways to tell whether youre accomplishing your health goals, but weighing yourself every day or after every gym session and expecting to see a drastic change is unrealistic and can just be discouraging. MYTH: NO PAIN, NO GAIN TRUTH: PAIN CAN BE AN INDICATOR OF A SERIOUS PROBLEM While feeling sore after going H.A.M. in the gym is normal, feeling pain can be a sign that something not okay, especially if you arent used to working out. Take your time, pace yourself and work up to your goals to prevent injuries. If you feel unbearable pain from working out excessively, make sure you see a physician and take a little easier next time, Rocky.

BURN CALS THE EASY WAY!

Sneaky ways to get slim
1. STEP IT UP Adding stairs and skipping the elevator will add some tone to your bootay and hamstrings while burning calories you otherwise would have kept throughout the day. 2. USE A LOTTA LOT Park further than you normally would. It is always tempting to take that front row spot, but park a little further away and book it to the door to add some cardio to your day! 3. MUNCH IN THE MORNING One good guide is to eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. A common mistake is skiping breakfast but thats skipping the opportunity to jump-start your metabolism! Eat most of your calories with your breakfast, and your body will burn calories faster throughout the day. 4. GET YO H2O Drinking your eight cups a day will boost your metabolic rate by about 30%! 5. WALK IT OUT Turn on your jams and walk like youre on a mission. Youve seen those power-walkers at the mall; they know what theyre doing! 6. DONT SKIP THE STARBUCKS Caffeine also increases your metabolic rate. Just make sure youre not drinking so much that you get dehydrated. 7. HIT THE SHEETS Getting sleep isnt always easy, but research shows that not getting enough sleep is linked to weight gain and metabolism drops. 8. SPICE IT UP Research shows that spicy foods can increase your metabolism. 9. SIT UP STRAIGHT Good posture works your abs and burns calories without you even realizing it! 10. GRAB SOME GUM Chewing gum will not only burn a few calories, but will keep you from eating when youre not hungry by keeping your mouth occupied.

MYTH: CARBS MAKE YOU FAT TRUTH: GOOD CARBS ARE THE WAY TO GO It is the conception that all carbs are bad, but the truth is that carbs give you vital energy and the sugars your body needs to work. The trick is to know what carbs to eat and in what portions dont go Regina George on us. (Is BUTTER a carb?!) Opt for whole wheat bread and pastas, and always read packages for the appropriate serving sizes. MYTH: ANYONE CAN BENEFIT FROM A GLUTENFREE DIET TRUTH: GLUTEN-FREE DIETS ARE FOR THOSE WITH INTOLERANCE TO IT Ok, so it seems that glucose-free diets have become all the rage now. This is mostly due to the awareness and better diagnosis of celiac disease. Gluten causes inflammation in the small intestines of people with celiac disease. However, 28 | JANUARY 2013 | STUDYBREAKS.COM

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1. Jergens Natural Glow + Firming Daily Moisturizer Tans, firms AND moisturizes? What more could you need?! 2. Fake Bake Sunless Tanning Foam This stuff gets you looking tan, but NOT orange. Its rumored that Britney Spears uses it too, so youll be Hit Me Baby-hot in no time. 3. Neutrogena Body Clear Body Wash, Pink Grapefruit Use this to exfoliate and fight body acne for clearer, smoother skin all over. 4. Clarins High Definition Body Lift This uses caffeine to reduce fat cells and diminish the appearance of cellulite. 5. Origins Incredible Spreadable Ginger Body Scrub This great, exfoliating

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YOUR 2013 HOROSCOPE

GET IN YOUR ZONE WITH THE ZODIAC
ARIES TAURUS
March 21-April 19
Youre self-motivated and ready to accomplish all of your goals this year! Lucky for you, the universe is on your side. Your 2013 will be surprising and exciting; prepare to grow as a person and cultivate long-lasting friendships. You might even score a best friend or two. Lucky Color: Red Lucky Months: January and April Money Months: February and March Love Matches: Gemini and Libra

April 20-May 20
For you, 2013 will be a year of reconciliation, love and harmony. You might not feel like such a hippie now, but your zodiac forecasts an attainment of inner peace. Also, dont be afraid to embrace your passionate side. Your year will be filled with love and romance how dreamy. Lucky Color: Pink Lucky Months: February and November Money Months: February and August Love Matches: Leo and Scorpio

July 23-Aug. 22
You just cant seem to catch a break, and this year is going to be wild. From your love life to your professional career, plan for some ups and downs. The good thing about 2013? You definitely wont be bored.

LEO

Aug. 23-Sep. 22
So, you feel a bit lost and cant quite pinpoint where you fit in right now. Thankfully, 2013 is going to fix all of that. As this new year progresses, youre going to feel more comfortable with yourself, your goals and your career. Your love life isnt lookin too shabby, either. Lucky Color: Green, Brown Lucky Months: February and April Money Months: May and December Love Matches: Cancer and Capricorn

VIRGO

Lucky Color: Gold, Orange Lucky Months: November and December Money Months: April and June Love Matches: Taurus and Sagittarius

SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
So, youre a bit unsure as to how this year could get any better than last year? Well newsflashit will. Lucky for you, youre just downright lucky. Expect your life to steadily continue its awesomeness, and enjoy your good fortune!

CAPRICORN
Dec. 22-Jan. 19
This year will be filled with challenges and opportunities to further develop your character. You crave diversity, and 2013 will add some culture to your life and shape you into a more understanding person. So reach out to that cutie at the bar youre going to have an easier time connecting. Lucky Color: Brown Lucky Months: March and October Money Months: January and November Love Matches: Cancer and Virgo

Lucky Color: Purple Lucky Months: February and December Money Months: May and August Love Matches: Leo and Pisces

Relationship goals, weight-loss plans and career ambitions the New Year always starts off with a list of resolutions. Sometimes, New Years promises come up short and you end up feeling a little more defeated than you did last year. This year, however, beat the broken-resolutions blues and plan 2013 with a little help from the planets. With this sort of guidance, youre sure to accomplish everything youve dreamed of!
WORDS: JANE HERVEY

May 21-June 20
Not everything you did last year paid off, but these failures have pushed you to create better ideas. Pursue them! Everything you do will be worth it, and your forecast predicts results and success. So launch that business and apply for those internships; consider them in the bag, baby! Lucky Color: Green Lucky Months: September and November Money Months: June and July Love Matches: Aries and Aquarius

GEMINI

June 21-July 22
This year, you will finally see the fruits of your hard work! Its been a really long time, but its coming together. However, while all of this is working in your favor, dont pile too much on your plate. Say sayonara to the stress and spend a little more time having fun! Lucky Color: White, Silver Lucky Months: March and May Money Months: August and October Love Matches: Virgo and Capricorn

CANCER

Sep. 23-Oct. 22
Stop wasting time on the things that dont matter. Your 2013 is all about focus and progress. You will finally feel secure whether single or in a relationship and your dedication to school will prove productive. Keep your eye on the prize!

LIBRA

SCORPIO
Oct. 23-Nov. 21
Dont waste yet another year holed up in your apartment; its time to get up and get out there! Theres a busy year in store for you, and your forecast predicts a year of prosperity and new activity in 2013. Embrace the new you!

Lucky Color: Blue Lucky Months: April and May Money Months: September and October Love Matches: Aries and Scorpio

Lucky Color: Dark Reds, Black Lucky Months: January and August Money Months: January and June Love Matches: Taurus and Libra

AQUARIUS
Jan. 20-Feb. 18
For the most part, 2013 will be relaxing and peaceful, but beware: Dont be surprised if an old ex shows up out of the blue with a change of heart. Mama didnt raise no fool. Concentrate on the positive aspects of your future and keep looking forward. Lucky Color: Turquoise Lucky Months: April and July Money Months: September and October Love Matches: Gemini and Pisces

Feb. 19-Mar. 20
Your life is about to get a tad more interesting, for 2013 will be forever changed with one significant event early on in the year. This change in your life will bring lots of success in school, your relationships and your job. Get ready for the new youyoure gonna go far! Lucky Color: Sea Green Lucky Months: January and March Money Months: August and September Love Matches: Sagittarius and Aquarius

PISCES

DRINK SPECIALS DRINK SPECIALS

PULLOUT GUIDE

PULLOUT GUIDE

VENUE

MONDAY

TUESDAY

Agave (415 E. 6Th // 784-3888)

Call For Specials 784-3888

Call For Specials 784-3888

Another Broken Egg (3016 Guadalupe)

$2.99 Mimosas & Bloodys. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY All day Happy Hour - $1 Off all drafts

$2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY

EVERY BAR. EVERY SPECIAL. EVERY NIGHT. EVERY BAR. WEDNESDAY EVERY SPECIAL. Call For Specials 784-3888 EVERY NIGHT. $2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY
$1.25 Lone Star & ZiegenBock pints

The Varsity Bar at Austins Pizza (2324 Guadalupe)

VENUE

$5.75 Frozen Margaritas Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake) Call For Specials 784-3888 Call For Specials 784-3888 $2 Jello Shots and $3 Agave (415 E. 6Th // 784-3888) Reverse Happy Hour till 11 and Betsys Bar (301 w 6th St. // 480-9433) wells all night $2.99 Mimosas & Bloodys. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY Another Broken Egg (3016 Guadalupe) no special no special Beauty Ballroom // (2015 E. Riverside) All day Happy Hour - $1 Off all drafts $1.25 Lone Star & ZiegenBock pints The Varsity Bar at Austins Pizza (2324 Guadalupe) 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks & wines 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and house wines Buffalo Billiards (201 E 6th St // 479-7665) $5.75 Frozen Margaritas Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake) 3-11PM// $2 Pints (Dos XX & Miller Lite) 7-11PM// $3 Frozen Or Rocks Margaritas Cain And Abels (2313 Rio Grande // 476-3201) Reverse Happy Hour till 11 and $2 Jello Shots and $3 Betsys Bar (301 w 6th St. // 480-9433) wells all night Mexican Monday $2 Tecate, $3 Corona, $4 Cuervo White Trash Wednesday $3 Tallboys and $3 Jim Beam Coyote Ugly Saloon (501 A East 6th St) no special Hip Hop Night$2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // Juice no special Beauty Ballroom // (2015 E. Riverside) HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // HHour 2-8PM (nothing after '94) $2 Gin & HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // Chuggin Monkey (219 E. 6Th // 476-5015) $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 Wells &HalfDomestics $3 Price Appetizers, $1 off select drafts, $2 Wells & $3 Domestics 4-close // 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks & wines 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and house wines Buffalo Billiards (201 E 6th St // 479-7665) $2 well drinks BECOME $2 VIP and GET beers $5 STUFF Chupa Cabra Cantina (400 E. 6thSENT DIRECTLY $2 well drinks andPHONE! TEXT Long Islands to 64842 and domestic beers $5STUDYIslands GET DRINK SPECIALS St // 469-5860) TO YOUR domestic beers $5 32oz 11SBVIP well drinks, and house wines A 32oz Long BREAKSwell drinks and domesticFREE 32oz Long Islands 3-11PM// $2 Pints (Dos XX & Miller Lite) $1 Bottles (Budwser, Bud Lt, Miller Lt, $4 Four Lokos, $2 7-11PM// $3 Frozen Or Rocks Get Right Kids Cain And Abels (2313 Rio Grande // 476-3201) Twisted Tuesdays, $2 Jello Shots and & Coors Lt) Weds Cherry Bomb Night w/ Margaritas Monday Sin Night w/ Dj Mike Swing & $3 Drinks District 301 (301 W 6th St // 480-9433) Tuesdays,$1 Bud Light all night great live music & $3 Cherry Bombs Mexican Monday $2 Tecate, $3 Corona, $4 pm: $2 Well & Texas TuesdayNight, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & $2 White Trash Wednesday $3 Tallboys and $3 Jim Beam & Coyote Ugly Saloon (501 A East 6th St) $2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 Cuervo $1 Tallboys All $2 Shiner and $3 Titos $2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well Dizzy Rooster (306 E. 6Th // 472-7229) $2 Domestics $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // Domestics $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $2 Domestics $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // HHour 2-8PM HHour 2-8PM HHour 2-8PM Chuggin Monkey (219 E. 6Th // 476-5015) $2 Wells & $3 Domestics Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2 Wells & $3 Domestics Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2 Wells & $3 Domestics Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Double Daves (3000 Duval St. // 476-DAVE) domestic beers $5 32oz 11SBVIP $2 well drinks BECOME A 32oz Long BREAKSwell drinks and domesticFREE 32oz Long Islands $2 VIP and GET beers $5 STUFF Chupa Cabra Cantina (400 E. 6thSENT DIRECTLY $2 well drinks andPHONE! TEXT Long Islands to 64842 and domestic beers $5STUDYIslands St // 469-5860) $2.50 Bottled Domestics, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft,$2.00 GET DRINK SPECIALS TO YOUR CLOSED $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots Elysium (705 Red River St // 474-2285) Blood Cherry Bomb Night w/ Get Right Kids Twisted Tuesdays, $2 Jello Shots and $4 Four Lokos, $2 Weds Shots Monday Sin Night w/ Dj Mike Swing & $3 Drinks District 301 (301 W 6th St // 480-9433) Tuesdays,$1 Bud $2 Kazis, $3 Beers live music & $3 Cherry Bombs Kazis, $3 Beers $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $2 F-Bombs and Light all night great $2 F-Bombs and $2 Friends (208 E. 6Th // 320-8193) $2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & $1 Tallboys All Night, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & $2 $2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & Dizzy Rooster (306 E. 6Th // 472-7229) $2 Domestics Domestics $2 Domestics CLOSED CLOSED $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles Haven (409 Colorado St // havenaustin.com) Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Double Daves (3000 Duval St. // 476-DAVE) CLOSED CLOSED $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Red Bull Bombs All night Kingdom (103 East 5th, Suite B) $2.50 Bottled Domestics, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft,$2.00 CLOSED $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots Elysium (705 Red River St // 474-2285) BloodDomestic Drafts & Well Drinks + $2 Import Drafts $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks $1.50 Shots The Library Bar (407 E. 6th St // 236-0662) $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers Friends (208 E. 6Th // 320-8193) $2 Wells and Domestics Texas Tuesdays - $1 Miller High Life til 11PM, $2 Miller Lites $2 Tequila, $2 Mexican Beers The Lodge (411 E. 6th St // 547-4161) CLOSED CLOSED $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles Haven (409 Colorado St // havenaustin.com) $3 domestics $3 domestics $3 domestics Maggie Maes (323 E. 6Th // 478-8541) CLOSED CLOSED $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Red Bull Bombs All night Kingdom (103 East 5th, Suite (512) 687-6800) B) 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Maria Maria (415 Colorado St // Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas Call For Specials 784-3888 Shots and $4 Four Lokos, $2 Twisted Tuesdays, $2 Jello Tuesdays,$1 Bud Light all night great live music $2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY Hip Hop Night (nothing after '94) $2 Gin & Juice $2 TUES - Half Price Appetizers, $1 off select drafts, 4-close // $2 Dom bttles and cans, premium wells & Jager well drinks, and house wines Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas $1 Bottles (Budwser, Bud Lt, Miller Lt, & Coors Lt) Twisted Tuesdays, $2 Jello Shots and $4 Four Lokos, $2 Tuesdays,$1 Bud Shiner night Titos Texas Tuesday $2Light alland $3great live music

MONDAY

$2 TUES - $2 Dom bttles and cans, premium wells & Jager

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

The Library Bar (407 E. 6th St // 236-0662) Mellow Mushroom (2426 Guadalupe st // 472-6356) The Lodge (411 E. 6th St // 547-4161) Mooseknuckle Pub (406 E. 6Th // 350-4747) Maggie Maes (323 E. 6Th // 478-8541) Midnight Rodeo (2201 E. Ben White Blvd. // 448-0885)

$1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Wells and Domestics $2 Wells & Domestics $3 domestics Available for private parties. Contact us today! 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Maria Maria (415 Colorado St // (512) 687-6800) Jackpot Karaoke / Happy Hour All Day All Night Oilcan Harry's (211 W 4th Street // 320-8823) Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close Mellow Mushroom (2426 Guadalupe st // 472-6356) Closed Peckerheads (402 E. 6Th // 473-2553) $2 Wells & Domestics Mooseknuckle Pub (406 E. 6Th // 350-4747) NO COVER Petes Dueling Piano Bar (421 East 6th St // 472-7383) Midnight Rodeo (2201 E. Ben White Blvd. // 448-0885) Available for private parties. Contact us today! $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots Soho Lounge (217 E. 6Th // 472-1916) Jackpot Karaoke / Happy Hour All Day All Night Oilcan Harry's (211 W 4th Street // 320-8823) Closed The Stage on Sixth (508 E. 6th Street // 614-1540) Closed Peckerheads (402 E. 6Th // 473-2553) $4 Smirnoff vodka + $3 wells and Domestics Thirsty Nickel (325 E. 6th Street) NO COVER Petes Dueling Piano Bar (421 East 6th St // 472-7383) $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars Toulouse (409 E. 6Th St. // 473-2553) $2 Well Drinks WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WEST Austin Pizza) Happy Hour price on drafts all day long 6TH STREET AREA& Well Shots Soho Lounge (217 E. 6Th // 472-1916) The Varsity Bar (2324 Guadalupe //Above Closed The Stage on Sixth (508 E. 6th Street // 614-1540)

Thirsty Nickel (325 E. 6th// 474-2194) 219 West (219 W. 4Th St. Street) Toulouse & Rose (701 S Capital of Tx Hwy) The Lion (409 E. 6Th St. // 473-2553)

WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WEST 6TH STREET AREA / OTHER

$1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close Texas Tuesdays - $1 Miller High Life til 11PM, $2 Miller Lites $2 Wells & Domestics $3 domestics Available for private parties. Contact us today! 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles $1 well drinks Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Any Tequila, $2 Any Mexican Beer $2 Wells & Domestics NO COVER Available for private parties. Contact us today! $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $1 well drinks $2 Texas Beers & $3 Texas Spirits $2 Any Tequila, $2 Any Mexican Beer Local night. Cheap Texas beer. $3 Titos and Deep Eddy NO COVER $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars Well Drinks & Well Shots $2 Tuesday - Domestic bottles & cans, premium wells, & Jger $2 Texas Beers & $3 Texas Spirits Local night. Cheap Texas beer. $3 Titos and Deep Eddy Hh 5P-9P/$3 Drafts/$6-$8 Pitchers/$1 Miller Lt All Night $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $4.25 Stella, $4.50 Absolut Vodka & $3.95 Sam Adams pints $2 Tuesday - Domestic bottles & cans, premium wells, & Jger Lucky Tuesdays!! $2 Wells and Domestics till Midnight $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos + House Wine Hh 5P-9P/$3 Drafts/$6-$8 Pitchers/$1 Miller Lt All Night Tex-Mex Tuesdays// $2 Corona & Lonestar, + $3 Cuervo & TitosAbsolut Vodka $4.25 Stella, $4.50 Vodka & $3.95 Sam Adams After 6PM 50 Boneless Wings pints Lucky Tuesdays!! $2 Wells and Domestics till Midnight $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos + House Wine

$1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks + $2 Import Drafts Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Tequila, $2 Mexican Beers $2 Pints & Wells $3 domestics $1.50 Coors Light & Miller Lite LNs $2.00 U-Call-Its 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles $2 Drinks / 80s Music Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Bud Lights, $3 H-Bombs $2 Pints & Wells NO COVER $1.50 Coors Light & Miller Lite LNs $2.00 U-Call-Its $2 Well Drinks & Domestic Beers $2 Drinks / 80s Music $3 Dos XX & $2 Margaritas $2 Bud Lights, $3 H-Bombs $2 tall boys NO COVER $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $2 Well Drinks & Domestic Beers $1.25 Lone Star and ZiegenBock Pints $3 Dos XX & $2 Margaritas $2 tall boys Drafts/$2.50 Bud Lt&Miller Lt/$4-$8 Martini Hh 5P-9P/$3 Shakers $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason New Castle Brown Ale PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 Jars $1.25 Lone Star and ZiegenBock Pints $3 Dos XX $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos + House Wine Hh 5P-9P/$3 Drafts/$2.50 Bud Lt&Miller Lt/$4-$8 Martini Shakers $2 Domestic + $2.50 Import Bottles
PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50 $1 Tenders After 6PM + Live Music After 9PM $3 Dos XX pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50

$4 Smirnoff vodka + $3 wells and Domestics HH 5P-9PM/ $3 Drafts+$2.50 Bud &Miller Lt& $6-$8Ptchr

$2 Wells & Domestics + $5 receive Jars 4pm-2am// Order a Pint & Mason a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints $2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WEST 6TH STREET AREA on drafts all dayCuervo Gold $3.99 Happy Hour price long The Varsity Bar (2324 Guadalupe //Above Austin Pizza) $2 Lone Stars Lucky Lounge (209 West 5th St // 479-7700)

WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WEST Speakeasy (412 Congress // 477-2789) 6TH STREET AREA / OTHER HH 5P-9PM/ $3 Drafts+$2.50 Bud &Miller Lt& $6-$8Ptchr 219 West (219 W. 4Th St. // 474-2194) $2 Tallboys Warehouse Saloon (509 E. Ben White Blvd //443-8799) 4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints The Lion & Rose (701 S Capital of Tx Hwy) $2.95, HouseWings After$3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99 50 Original Margaritas 6PM Wingzup ( 1000 E. 41st St Suite 210 // 323-2587) $2 Lone Stars Lucky Lounge (209 West 5th St // 479-7700)
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$2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands F+S: $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 TEXT 11SBVIP well 64842 BECOME A Long Islands 10-11PM 1 TACO AND 1 FROZEN MARGARITA FOR GET DRINK SPECIALS SENT DIRECTLY TO YOUR PHONE! 32oz Long Islands $2 to drinks and domestic beers $5 32ozSTUDY BREAKS VIP and GET FREE STUFF$3

Happy Hour 5-7pm $1 Domestic Drafts and $1 Wells

Happy Hour: Monday-Friday 3-7pm $3.50 premium wells, $1 off drafts, $1.50 Lone Star & ZiegenBock Pints

$100 UV Vodka Bottles (and flavors) before 11pm

PULLOUT GUIDE
Mon-Fri 4P-9PM// $2 Dom Drafts, $3 Mixed Drinks & 1/2 Off Apps

Available for private parties. Contact us today!

$2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft

HH Mon-Fri 3-7// $2 Pints (DosXX/Miller Lt); $2 Off Appetizers

$4 Smirnoff and $3 wells and Domestics

$2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers

$3 Austin Draughts until Midnight

$2 Wells And Domestics Til 11PM

$3 Bloody Marys 11 am to 4 pm

$2 Beers & $3 Drinks until 11 PM

Happy Hour Prices Until 10pm

PULLOUT GUIDE
Happy Hour 3-7PM

$3 LITs and $3 Margaritas

THURSDAY
no special

FRIDAY/SATURDAY
F: $3 U Call Its till 11PM S: $3 U Call Its till 11PM F: $2.99 Mimosas & Bloodys. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY S: $3.99 Mimosas F: $3.50 Low-end bombs & $4.50 Premium bombs S: $1 Off all Texas drafts & $2.50 Jager shots

$5 Sweet Ass Texas Tea

SUNDAY
$3.99 Mimosas $2 Lone Stars Call For Specials 784-3888

EVERYDAY
Never A Cover $3 mimosas ALL DAY! Mon-Fri Happy Hour 3 - 7 p.m. $1 Off all drafts & $3.50 Premium wells

$3 H Bombs and Famous Bombs All Night

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THURSDAY
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F: Fri Reverse Hh 12-2Am w/ Tmc S: Rotating Djs w/ $100 Bottle Service F+S: Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 wells and dom $4 F BOMBS ALL DAY EVERYDAY estics

F+S: HAPPY HOUR UNTIL 11PM-7 // $2 WELLS & $3 DOMESTICS

WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WESTF:6THDay! $3.50 for low-end bombs, $4.50 for premium bombs $5 Study Breaks: Pint of Lone Star, ZiegenBock, Pearl, Bomb STREET AREA Highlife or PBR & any well or cold shot S: $1 off all Texas drafts & $2.50 Jger shots

F: $2 H Bombs All Night F+S: $3 Mimosas 4-7pm, $1 Jello Shots and $1 Test Tube Shots

F: HH 5P-9PM// $3 Drafts, $2.50 Bud & Miller Lt + $4-$8 Martini Shakers S: Hh 5P-8P F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager S: $3.95 Guinness St Pts, Harp Lager Pts & Half & Half Pnts

F: $5 Red Bull Vodka & $3 Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka S: $3 PBR Tall Boys & $3 Jim Beam

3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles

Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily

F+S: $4 Smirnoff + $3 wells and Domestics until 10pm

F+S: $100 UV Vodka Bottles (and flavors) before 11pm

F: 8 - Close: $4 Zwack Bombs & $3 Mirror Pond Pale Ale

F: $1.50 Miller Lt Drafts & Y Vodka + $4 Crown Royal S: $2.75 Bar Drinks & Most Domestic Longnecks F: Dance to the sounds of DJ Kavika S: Dance to the sounds of DJ Licious F: $3 Coronas, $3 Kamikazes S: $2 Any beer, $2 any drink til 11pm

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F+S: $2 Wells & Domestics Till 11, $8 Mason Jars

$3 Austin Draughts and $3 Wells until Midnight

F+S: $2 Well Drinks & Domestic Beers Till 11PM

F+S: $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft

F: 7-11PM// $3.50 Jagerbombs & H-Bombs S: 7-11PM// $2 Off Dos XX & Miller Lt. Pitchers F: Ladies Night $3 Malibu and $3 Kazis S: $2 Miller Lite

F: Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close S: Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close

F+S: $2 Wells & Domestics until 11PM

F: $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos & House Wine

F+S: $4 wells all night long, best in the warehouse district.

$3 Austin Draughts & $4 Bartenders Choice Shots All night

Austins Hottest AMATEUR STRIP-OFF $300 CASH PRIZES & $3 wells & Domestics + $3.75 Tuaca

No Cover // $2 PBR + $4 H Bombs w/Redbull - 10pm-2am

$2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $3.00 Wells, $2.00 Blood Shots

Thirsty Thursdays, $2 bud light all night long and $2 jello Shots, Reverse Happy Hour till 11

3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles

Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily

$2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi + $3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal

HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $1 Tall Boys

College Night// $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks + $2 Import Bottles & $2.50 U Call Its - Until 11PM

$2 Domestic Beers, $5 Giant Mason Jar Long Islands

4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and wines

$3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos, & House Wine

Thirsty Thursday $2 Miller Lite and $5 Bombs

7-11PM// $6 32oz Long Island Tea & Texas Tea

$4 wells, domestics and UV Vodka

$5 Pitchers, $2 Wells & Domestics

$2 Any Beer, $2 Any Drink

$2 Wells & $2 Domestics

$3 You Call It

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$4 Three Olives

$3 You Call Its

WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos, & House Wine WEST 6TH STREET Rocks, Cosmos & House Wine F: $3 Margaritas On The AREA / OTHER HH 5P-9PM//$3 Drafts, $2.50 Bud & Miller Lt + F: HH 5P-9PM// $3 Drafts, $2.50 Bud & Miller Lt + F: $3 Frozen MargaritasHh 5P-8P $4-$8 Martini pints + $4-$8 Martini Shakers S: (All Flavors) $2 Domestic Shakers$3.00 Frozen Ritas Mon-Sat S: $1 Off Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager $2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi + F: $4.25 All Ladies Drinks $3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal S: $3.95 Guinness St Pts, Harp Lager Pts & Half & Half Pnts Trivia At 9PM For Prizes $4 Three Olives F+S: $3 Wells and Drafts till 10
$3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos, & House Wine eers $5 32oz Long BREAKSwell drinks and domesticFREE 32oz Long Islands $2 VIP and GET beers $5 STUFF E A STUDYIslands $2.50 Bottled Domestics, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft,$2.00 Blood Shots Weds Cherry Bomb Night w/ Get Right Kids & $3 Cherry Bombs $2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & $2 Domestics $2 Domestic pints + $3.00 Frozen Ritas Mon-Sat Trivia At 9PM For Prizes Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily White Trash Wednesday $3 Tallboys and $3 Jim Beam 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and house wines F: $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos & House Wine 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles F: $3 Frozen Margaritas (All Flavors) S: $1 Off All Ladies Drinks $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks + $2 Import Drafts $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Red Bull Bombs All night

Trivia At 9PM For Prizes

$5 Sh*t Kicker Cocktails

$1 Well Drinks All Nite

F+S: 5P-9PM// $3 Drafts, $2.50 Bud & Miller until F: HH$4 Smirnoff + $3 wells and DomesticsLt + 10pm $4-$8 Martini Shakers S: Hh 5P-8P F+S: $2 Wells & Domestics Till 11, $8 Mason Jars F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager $3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown S: $3.95 Guinness for low-end bombs, $4.50 for & Half bombs WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WESTF:6THDay! $3.50St Pts, AREA Pts & HalfpremiumPnts $5 Study Breaks: Pint of LoneRoyal ZiegenBock, Pearl, Star, Bomb STREET Harp Lager Highlife or PBR S: $1 $3 Wells and Drafts till 10 $4 Three Olives & any well or cold shot F+S: off all Texas drafts & $2.50 Jger shots $3 5P-9PM//$3 HHYou Call It Drafts, $2.50 Bud & Miller Lt + $4-$8 Martini Shakers $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi + $2.99 House Chardonnay & Mason Jars

$4 Smirnoff + $3 wells and Domestics Open At 5PM

HH 5P-9PM//$3 Drafts, $2.50 Bud & Miller Lt + $4-$8 Martini Shakers

Thursday Live Music Happy Hour All Night

Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm -close

$2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars

$2 You Call It $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $1 off all Texas drafts & $4 Bloody Marys $1 Miller High Life & $3 Bacardi Silver

$2 Domestic pints + $3.00 Frozen Ritas Mon-Sat

$1.50 Bar Drink & Miller Lite Pitchers

$2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers

$3 You Call Its F+S: $3 Miller Lt Drafts & Y F: $1.50 Domestics Till 11pmVodka + $4 Crown Royal $1.50 Bar Drink & Miller Lite Pitchers S: $2.75 Bar Drinks & Most Domestic Longnecks 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 DJ Kavika Austins Hottest AMATEUR STRIP-OFF $300 CASH PRIZES F: Dance to the sounds of Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles & $3 wells & Domestics + $3.75 Tuaca S: Dance to the3pm-6pm andLicious F: Happy Hour sounds of DJ 10pm-close Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm -close F: Happy Hour $3 Kamikazes 10pm-close S: $3 Coronas, 3pm-6pm and $2 Domestic Beers, $5 Giant Mason Jar Long Islands S: $2 Any beer, $2 any drink til 11pm $5 Pitchers, $2 Wells & Domestics F+S: $2 Wells & Domestics until 11PM No Cover // $2 PBR + $4 H Bombs w/Redbull - 10pm-2am F+S: $2 test tube shots F: $1.50 Miller Lt Drafts & Y Vodka + $4 Crown Royal $1.50 Bar Drink & Miller Lite Pitchers S: $2.75 Bar Drinks & Domestic Beers Till 11PM $1 Well Drinks All Nite F+S: $2 WellDrinks & Most Domestic Longnecks Austins Hottest AMATEUR STRIP-OFF $300 CASH PRIZES F: Dance to the sounds of DJ Kavika F: $5 Redto the sounds $3 DJ Licious Sweet Tea Vodka & $3 wells & Domestics S: Dance Bull Vodka & of Deep Eddy $5 Sh*t Kicker Cocktails+ $3.75 Tuaca S: $3 PBR Tall Boys & $3 Jim Beam F: $3 Coronas, $3 Kamikazes $2 Domestic Beers, $5 Giant Mason Jar Long Islands S: $2 Any beer, $2 $3 drink til 11pm $3 You Call It F+S: $4 Smirnoff +any wells and Domestics until 10pm No Cover // $2 PBR + $4 H Bombs w/Redbull - 10pm-2am F+S: $2 test tube shots $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars F+S: $2 Wells & Domestics Till 11, $8 Mason Jars $1 Study Breaks: Pint of Lone Star, ZiegenBock, Pearl, Drinks All Nite F+S: $2 Well $3.50 for Domestic Beers Till 11PM $5Well WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WESTF:6THDay! Drinks & low-end bombs, $4.50 for premium bombs Bomb STREET AREA Highlife or PBR & any well or cold shot S: $1 Red Texas drafts & $2.50 Jger shots F: $5off all Bull Vodka & $3 Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka $5 Sh*t Kicker Cocktails S:6TH STREET Jim Beam / OTHER $3 PBR Tall Boys & $3 AREA WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WEST F+S: $2 test tube shots no special

$3 Domestics Available for private parties. Contact us today! 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles $1 Mimosas / Happy Hour Prices All Day All Night Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close Closed $2 Wells & Domestics Available for private parties. Contact us today! $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $1 Mimosas / Happy Hour Prices All Day All Night $1 Miller High Life & $3 Bacardi Silver Closed $4 Smirnoff + $3 wells and Domestics

F: $3 Frozen Margaritas (All Flavors) S: $1 Off All Ladies Drinks

F+S: $3 Wells and Drafts till 10

F+S: $3 Domestics Till 11pm

F: $2 Wells and Domestics S: $2 You Call It til 11PM

$7.75 CoronaRita F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar $3 H Bombs and Famous light all night long F: $3 U Call Its till 11PM S: $3 U Call Its till 11PM Call For Specials 784-3888 Never A Cover Thirsty Thursdays, $2 budBombs All Night and $2 jello F+S: $4 wells all night long, best in the warehouse district. $2 Beers & $3 Drinks until 11 PM Shots, Reverse Happy Hour till 11 F: $2.99 Mimosas & Bloodys. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $3.99 Mimosas $3 Glitoris Presents: RE-VURSE (happy hour from midnight -2am) no mimosas ALL DAY! S: special no special no$3.99 Mimosas special No cover until midnight Mon-Fri Happy Hour 3 - 7 p.m. F: $3.50 Low-end bombs & $4.50 Premium bombs $1 Off all Texas drafts & $4 Bloody Marys $5 Study Breaks shot & pint special S: 8 Close: $4 Zwack Bombs & $3 Mirror Pond $1 Bloody Marys 11 am Premium 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and wines F: $1 -Off all Texas drafts & $2.50 Jager shotsPale Ale Open to Close $2.50 well drinks and house wine $3Off all drafts & $3.50 to 4 pm wells $7.75 CoronaRita $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar F: 7-11PM// $3.50 Jagerbombs & H-Bombs HH Mon-Fri 3-7// $2 Pints (DosXX/Miller Lt); 7-11PM// $6 32oz Long Island Tea & Texas Tea All Day - $2 Select Shots & Top Shelf S: 7-11PM// $2 Off Dos XX & Miller Lt. Pitchers $2 Off Appetizers Thirsty Thursdays, $2 bud light all night long and $2 jello F+S: $4 wells all night long, best Kazis $2 Beers & $3 Drinks until 11 PM F: Ladies Night $3 Malibu and $3in the warehouse district. Shots, Thursday $2 Miller Lite 11 Thirsty Reverse Happy Hour tilland $5 Bombs Sinful Sunday $2 Miller Lite and $3 Jager Happy Hour 5-7pm $1 Domestic Drafts and $1 Wells S: $2 Miller Lite Glitoris Presents: RE-VURSE (happy hour from midnight -2am) no special no special no special No cover until midnight HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $1 Tall Boys F+S: HAPPY HOUR UNTIL 11PM-7 // $2 WELLS & $3 DOMESTICS $2 Wells & $3 Domestics 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and wines F: 8 - Close: $4 Zwack Bombs & $3 Mirror Pond Pale Ale Open to Close $2.50 well drinks and house wine $3 Bloody Marys 11 am to 4 pm $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands F+S: $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 TEXT 11SBVIP well 64842 BECOME A Long Islands 10-11PM 1 TACO AND 1 FROZEN MARGARITA FOR GET DRINK SPECIALS SENT DIRECTLY TO JagerbombsPHONE! 32oz Long Islands $2 to drinks and domestic beers $5 32ozSTUDY BREAKSMon-Fri 3-7// $2GET FREE STUFF$3 YOUR & H-Bombs F: 7-11PM// $3.50 HH VIP and Pints (DosXX/Miller Lt); 7-11PM// $6 32oz Long Island Tea & Texas Tea All Day - $2 Select Shots & Top Shelf F: 7-11PM// $2 Hh 12-2Am w/Miller Lt. Pitchers S: Fri Reverse Off Dos XX & Tmc $2 Off Appetizers Thursday Live Music Happy Hour All Night S: Rotating Djs w/ $100 Bottle$3 Kazis Service F: Ladies Night $3 Malibu and Thirsty Thursday $2 Miller Lite and $5 Bombs Sinful Sunday $2 Miller Lite and $3 Jager Happy Hour 5-7pm $1 Domestic Drafts and $1 Wells F+S: Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 wells and dom $4 F BOMBS ALL S: $2 Miller Lite $2 Wells & $2 Domestics $2 Wells & $3 Domestics DAY EVERYDAY estics HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $1 Tall Boys F+S: HAPPY HOUR UNTIL 11PM-7 // $2 WELLS & $3 DOMESTICS $2 Wells & $3 Domestics Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands F+S: $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands 10-11PM 1 TACO AND 1 FROZEN MARGARITA FOR $3 GET Rock Draft, $3.00 Wells, $2.00 Blood Shots $2.50 RollingDRINK SPECIALS SENT DIRECTLY TO YOUR PHONE! TEXT 11SBVIP toWells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots, F+S: $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft $2.50 64842 BECOME A STUDY BREAKS VIP and $2.50 Rolling Rock STUFF $2.00 Blood Shots, GET FREE Draft F: Fri Reverse Hh 12-2Am w/ Tmc Thursday Live Music Happy Hour All Night F: $2 H Bombs All Night F+S: $3 Mimosas 4-7pm, $1 Jello Shots and $1 S: Rotating Djs w/ $100 Bottle Service $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $3 Mimosas from 5-8pm $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers Test F+S:Tube Shots Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 wells and dom $4 F BOMBS ALL $2 Wells & $2 Domestics $2 Wells & $3 Domestics DAY EVERYDAY estics $4 wells, domestics and UV Vodka F+S: $100 UV Vodka Bottles (and flavors) before 11pm $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles $100 UV Vodka Bottles (and flavors) before 11pm Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Bartenders Choice Shots All night $3 Austin Draughts and $3 Wells until Midnight $5 Fresh Margaritas and $3 Austin Draughts $3 Austin Draughts until Midnight $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $3.00 Wells, $2.00 Blood Shots F+S: $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft College Night// $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks F+S: $2.50 U Call Its Until 11PM & $3 Long Island Teas All Night $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks + $2 Import Bottles & $2.50 U Call Its - Until 11PM F: $2 H Bombs All Night F+S: $3 Mimosas 4-7pm, $1 Jello Shots and $1 $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $3 Mimosas from 5-8pm $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers F: $2 Wells and Domestics Test Tube Shots $2 Any Beer, $2 Any Drink $2 You Call it all night S: $2 You Call It til 11PM $4 wells, domestics and UV Vodka F+S: $100 UV Vodka Bottles (and flavors) before 11pm $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles $100 UV Vodka Bottles (and flavors) before 11pm $3 You Call Its F+S: $3 Domestics Till 11pm $3 Domestics $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Bartenders Choice Shots All night $3 Austin Draughts and $3 Wells until Midnight $5 Fresh Margaritas and $3 Austin Draughts $3 Austin Draughts until Midnight 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles College Night// $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks F+S: $2.50 U Call Its Until 11PM & $3 Long $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks F: Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close Island Teas All Night + $2 Import Bottles & and 10pm -close Happy Hour 3pm-6pm$2.50 U Call Its - Until 11PM Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $3 LITs and $3 Margaritas S: Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close F: $2 Wells and Domestics $2 Any Beer, $2 Any Drink $2 You Call it all night S: $2 You Call It til 11PM $5 Pitchers, $2 Wells & Domestics F+S: $2 Wells & Domestics until 11PM $2 Wells & Domestics $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots, 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles $1 Mimosas / Happy Hour Prices All Day All Night Open to Close $2.50 well drinks and house wine Available for private parties. Contact us today! $5 Fresh Margaritas and $3 Austin Draughts Sinful Sunday $2 Miller Lite and $3 Jager Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $4 Smirnoff + $3 wells and Domestics $1 Miller High Life & $3 Bacardi Silver All Day - $2 Select Shots & Top Shelf $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 You Call it all night $2 Wells & Domestics $2.50 Shiner pints, $3.49 Mimosas, $2.99 House Bloody Marys, $3.50 Titos Vodka, $5.00 Irish Bulldog & $4.99 Pimms $1 off all Texas drafts & $4 Bloody Marys $3 Mimosas from 5-8pm Happy Hour All Night $3 Bloody Marys! $3 Domestics Open At 5PM $2 You Call It Closed Available for private parties. Contact us today! Happy Hour Prices Until 10pm $3 LITs and $3 Margaritas

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Age: 20 Height: 53 School: Southern Methodist Unversity Major: Political Science and Communications Relationship Status: Single One thing that impresses you when youre out on a date? When he opens car doors and plans surprise dates! Whats the creepiest move a guy has ever tried to pull on you? I was on a flight and this creepy older man kept winking at me, I hurried to my connecting flight only to find that he was also on that plane. The line decided to stop while I was right next to his seat where he proceeded to ask how old I was. If that wasnt enough, he was waiting for me by the baggage claim. Thank goodness I found some friends and ran to safety! All-time favorite TFM or TSM? Well with my political aspirations it has to be Always choosing red solo cups because the blue ones remind me of liberals. TFM.

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To start going to class. Until youre bored out of your mind ten minutes into the first lecture. To spend less money at the bar. Until youre eight shots deep, wielding your parents American Express. To start going to the gym. Until you puke during your first lap on the track and decide drinking is more fun. To start being safer with sex. Until you rationalize your irresponsibility with Im hammered and he/she is hot. To stop swearing so often. Until your first parking ticket of the semester. To call your parents more often. Until your mom rambles about reality TV for an hour when you call. To quit smoking/dipping. Until your first blackout or Adderall studying binge. To stop texting your ex. Until youre hammered and want some strange. To start branching out. Until you realize that if anyone else was cool youd already be friends. To stop drinking so much. Until one text that reads Bars? gives you the undeniable urge to rage.

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TSMs of the Month

Just say no to sweatpants. TSM. The I think Im here text when you arrive at a guys house. TSM. Conveniently finding your virginity when you meet a new boy. TSM. I have a love/hate relationship with my lack of relationship. TSM.

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GRUB WITHOUT THE GUILT

COMPILED BY: MARIA ROQUE

DIG IN

Its the new year, and its time to shed the holiday pounds! Looking good in that bikini for spring break starts now, and watching what you eat is one of the easier ways to do that especially when you dont have time to be doing endless reps at the gym! Here are some tasty, easy-to-make eats that wont add inches to your waistline. So eat up without bringing your weight up!

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DIRECTIONS 1. re-heat the oven to 400F. P 2. n a baking sheet, spread out the O tomatoes and garlic cloves and dress with a few tablespoons olive oil, thyme, salt and pepper. 3. n a separate sheet pan, arrange O the zucchini, eggplant, pepper and onion. Dress with olive oil and season with salt and pepper. 4. oast the tomatoes for 25-30 R minutes, until charred and beginning to burst. Remove from the oven and separate the garlic from the tomatoes. When cool enough to touch, remove the skins from the garlic cloves.

5. oast the vegetables until brown R at the edges and tender, about 15 minutes. 6. ook the pasta, reserving a cup of C the starchy cooking water. 7. lace the roasted tomatoes in a P serving bowl while still hot and mash them with the garlic using a potato masher. Add the reserved starchy cooking water and adjust the salt and pepper, to taste. 8. oss with the pasta and vegetables. T Top the pasta with an extra drizzle of olive oil.

INGREDIENTS c. pitted dates tsp. pure vanilla extract 1/16 tsp. salt 2tbsp. cocoa powder 2tbsp. shredded coconut 1/3 to cup raw pecans Chocolate chips (optional) DIRECTIONS 1. Blend all ingredients together very well using a food processor. 2. Squish the dough together using clean hands. 3. Roll into balls, cookie-cutter shapes or bars. Enjoy!

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INGREDIENTS 2 pints cherry tomatoes, stemmed 6 cloves garlic, left in their skins Olive oil for liberal drizzling (about 1/2 c.), divided 2 tbsp. fresh thyme leaves Salt and pepper 2 small to medium firm zucchini, diced into small, bite-size pieces

1 small eggplant (3/4 pound), partially peeled and diced 1 small bell pepper, chopped 1 small onion, chopped Chopped flat leaf parsley, for garnish 1 lb whole-wheat rigatoni

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HEALTHY HINTS FROM MARIA CALLENDER

Loading up on filling veggies with few calories helps you stay satisfied and slim! If you want an extra kick, add paprika or red pepper flakes to your kale and eggplant chips. One of the best ways to give some extra flavor to food without adding sodium is with fresh herbs like parsley and thyme. Baked apples with cinnamon have very few caloriesonly 95!

INGREDIENTS 5-6 granny smith apples (make sure they can stand on their own) 1 tsp. of cinnamon 1/4 cup of sugar 1 tbsp. brown sugar 1 pkg. pre-made piecrust DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 F. 2. Cut off the top of 4 apples off and discard. Remove the inside of each apple with a spoon or melon baller very carefully, as to not puncture the peel. Try to salvage as much of the insides as possible. 3. Remove skin from remaining apple(s) and slice very thinly for additional filling later. 4. Mix sliced apples with sugars and cinnamon in a bowl. Scoop sliced apples into hollow apples.

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INGREDIENTS 1-2 eggplants Olive oil Sea salt DIRECTIONS 1. Slice eggplant into -inch thick slices. 2. Brush both sides of each slice with olive oil and sprinkle with sea salt. 3. Place a piece of parchment paper on a baking sheet, and place slices on sheet. 4. Bake at 400 F for about 20 minutes. About 10 minutes in, flip slices over and continue to bake until browned.

5. Roll out piecrust and slice into 1/4-inch strips. Cover the top of the apple in a lattice pattern with piecrust strips. 6. Place apples in an 8x8 pan, adding just enough water to the cover the bottom of the pan. 7. Cover with foil and bake for 20-25 minutes. Remove foil and bake for an additional 20 minutes or until crust is golden-brown and sliced apples are soft.

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a reason you can drive there, theres no passport or flight, and youll get the total lowest cost. 3. Book early. Booking in early January instead of February will cut the condo/hotel costs by up to 40 percent. 4. Bring supplies with you: a cooler, sunglasses, hat, sunscreen, koozie, even paper plates and cups. 5. Purchase snacks and basic food at Wal-Mart or H-E-B before you leave home. 6. Pack your SUV or car for the road trip as full as possible. Put six or even eight people in a large SUV. The more people, the more ways to split gas cost. 7. Shorten the length of your trip. Going from seven nights to four nights will reduce the trip cost by 35 percent per person. 8. Pre-purchase your alcohol BEFORE you arrive on South Padre Island, because liquor stores and convenient stores will mark the price up. 9. Book maximum occupancy at your condo or hotel. This allows you to split the overall cost as many ways as possible. 10. Make sure you do some homework thats not

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Oak Ridge 3517 North Hills Drive 512-345-8938 oakridge-apts.net Tanglewood 1020 E. 45th Street 512-452-0060 tanglewoodnorthapartments.com The Triangle 4600-4700 West Guadalupe 512-450-1500 triangleaustin.com Cameron Greens 5700 Cameron Rd 512-454-7007 Gables Central Park 800 West 38th St. 512-427-5700 www.gables.com MacKenzie Point 1044 Camino La Costa 512-458-3116 mackenziepointeapartments.com Trails at Vintage Creek 7224 Northeast Drive 512-933-1005 Midtown Commons 810 West St. Johns Avenue 512-467-1800 midtowncommons.com WEST CAMPUS 21 Pearl 2104 Pearl 512-906-0383 ut21pearl.com 21 Rio 2101 Rio Grande 512-391-1991 21rio.com Circle West 2505 Longview Street (512) -582-7281 www.circlewestcampus.com Texan West Campus 2616 Salado (512) 478-9811 texanwestcampus.com Jefferson 26 600 W. 26th Street (512) 477-3400 jefferson26.com GrandMarc Austin 510 W. 26th (512) 453-7602 Grandmarcaustin.com Jefferson West 2704 Rio Grande 512-236-1903 jeffersonwestut.com The Block 2501 Pearl Street 512-634-8099 theblockoncampus.com Park Place 1301 W. 9th Street 512-476-4115 rainiermanagement.com/park_place_apartments Vintage West Campus 904 W. 22 1/2 St 512-478-9811 vintagewestcampus.com RIVERSIDE Lexington Hills 2430 Cromwell Circle (512) 343-1212- Cncapartments.com Bluffs at Town Lake 2005 Willow Creek Drive 877-849-4851 bluffsattownlake.com University Estates at Austin 1300 Crossing Place 512-919-8600 universityestatesataustin.com Village at Riverside 1500 Crossing Place 512-386-5200 haymanapartments.com/apartments/texas-apartments University Village at Austin 1301 Crossing Place 512-247-7711 uvaustin.com Wildcreek Apartments 1511 Faro Drive 512-385-2605 Townlake 1109 S. Pleasant Valley Road 512-326-1040 townlakeataustin.com The Heights on Oltorf 4404 E. Oltorf Street 512-912-7661 heightsaustin.com Ball Park 4600 Elmont Drive 512-445-9601 theballparkaustin.com SOUTH So-Co Lofts 3801 South Congress Avenue 1-866-960-6873 greystar-apartments.com/socolofts The State House 1221 South Congress Avenue 512-326-8811 apartmentsatstatehouse.com Oak Run 1304 Summer Oak Drive 512-462-1188 nals.com/oakrun Bain Bridge Villas 3603 Southridge Drive 512-442-9772

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QUIZ Which NFL QB are you?

CREATED BY: JOEY SUMPTER

Almost every young lad in America has dreams of being an NFL quarterback at some point in his life. Then these same lads realize that their arm is too weak, theyre too slow, or they just dont have the mind of a quarterback and these dreams are shattered. Due to this harsh reality and in honor of the upcoming Super Bowl, weve composed a quiz to let you know which QB you would be if you were in the league right now. The quiz is scary accurate, so if you dont like your resultssorry bout ya. 1. Whats your idea of a good night?

A
Getting hammered and hookin up with chicks with or without consent.

B
Watching Little Women in footie pajamas while eating milk and cookiesfollowed by Bible study.

C
Hanging out with a supermodel and reflecting on how good you look.

D
Taking a nice drive in your Buick Verano and picking up a couple of Papa Johns pizzas.

E
Any night where I dont have to make decisions, so screwing up isnt a possibility.

2. Which description fits your ideal head coach?

A
The youngest coach to ever win to a Super Bowl

B
A portly gentleman that always makes guarantees that dont come true

C
A football genius that wears a hoodie with no sleeves

D
A man with a type of animal as his last name

E
The team owners bitch

3. How would you describe your ideal woman?

A
Young, drunk, and vulnerable

B
A wholesome woman who has good morals, goes to church, and is saving herself for marriage

C
A woman who looks almost as good as youa supermodel will suffice

D
A nice Southern belle who enjoys watching your commercials over and over again

E
A nice blonde woman that singspreferably

4. Which description fits you best?

A
Chubby and indestructible

B
Blessed and excited^44

C
Douchey and Buzz Lightyear-chinned

D
Country and kind of awkward, but less awkward than your younger brother

E
Inconsistent and disappointing

5. If you were trapped on a desert island, what's the one thing you would want to have?

A
A woman. Its only you and her, so she has no choice but to have sex with you in your mind.

B
The Bible. Without God you wouldnt be blessed enough to be on the desert island.

C
A mirror. So you can remember things could be worseyou couldn't be freakishly good looking.

D
Your dad. So you can find some sticks and fire them uphut hut.

E
Your starter hat. It keeps the sun out of your eyes, and God knows youre the only one wearing one.

6. What is your favorite song?

A
Drunk and Hot Girls Kanye West

B
Any Christian rock or Jonas Brothers song

C
Beautiful James Blunt. You replace all the youres with Ims

D
Any song on the Outlaw Country station.

E
Fumble Trey Songz

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Answers:
Mostly As: BEN RAPELESBERGER
.uhhRoethlisberger. Youll play a game on two broken legs and force yourself on some ladies afterwards. Nothing can stop youbesides the law.

Mostly Bs: TIMOTHY TEBOW

Fresh out of the Bible Belt (maybe?), youre part of one of the worst QB tandems of all time, but youre damn excited about it. Youre also a very nice Christian man, so anyone that hates you is probably on the highway to hell, or at least on Santas naughty list.

Mostly Cs: TOM BRADY

Youre one of the best QBs ever and one good looking sum bitch. Youve been running the league for years and youre married to a supermodel, so youre pretty much living the American dream. However, something about you just screams douchebag.

Mostly Ds: PEYTON MANNING

Youre also one of the greatest QBs of all time, and it seems like youre always breaking some sort of record. Between your on-field play and TV commercials, its hard not to like you. You also just bought several Papa Johns franchises in Colorado where marijuana was just legalizedcrafty.

Mostly Es: TONY ROMO

When youre good, youre good, but when youre bad, youre bad. According to Cowboys fans, youre supposed to lead them to the Super Bowl every year but you dont. It appears that youve never been the same since the infamous 2006 Wild Card game against the Seahawks, but at least you make the Cowboys funny to watch.

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HOROSCOPES SPOT THE DIFFERENCE THATS A FACT JACK

Can you spot the 5 differences between the two photos?

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!

JANUARY

The stars tell you whats in store this season.

Aries - Its a new year; that means a new you! You want that smokin hot figure, and now is the perfect time to start that awesome workout regimen youve always wanted to try. Taurus - Stick to that healthy-eating New Years resolution this year; you have more determination than you think. Gemini - Youve been stuck in the same old
workout routine. Its time to get a new one. Try out something fresh and fun, like stand-up paddleboarding or bikram yoga.

Cancer - Yeah, those drinks are good, but have you looked in the mirror lately? Lay off of the booze; your body will thank you later. Leo - All semester, gym classes are starting up
again. Ask your friends to join a class with you. Its a great way to reconnect after break and get back in shape!

Virgo - Wondering whether or not to try out

that new recipe? Go for it; with your creativity, its going to turn out great.

Libra - Think about yourself first when making choices. Invest in some me time; your body will thank you. Scorpio - Dedicate that energy you have when partying to accomplishing other goalslike looking hot in that summer swimwear.
1. Finger Horror 2. Smoking - even a pipe - is bad for you 3. Ridiculous disguise 4. Wig 5. Pirate attire

THATS A FACT JACK

It takes approximately 20 minutes for your brain to know that your stomach is full. Similar to fingerprints, everyone also has a unique tongue print. Humans shed about 600,000 particles of skin every hour. That works out to about 1.5 pounds each year, so the average person will lose around 105 pounds of skin by age 70. Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents. The average person produces about 25,000 quarts of saliva enough to fill two swimming pools!
COMPILED BY: MARIA ROQUE PHOTOS: TECHVT; GOJEFFREY, TAYLOR THOMPSON

Sagittarius - Your independent streak will help you break from the routine and challenge yourself in the gym. Capricorn - Happy Birthday! What better way to celebrate yourself than by going out? Make sure you look good by getting some workouts in before your birthday bash. Aquarius - Happy Birthday to you too!
Your creativity will help you plan the best birthday celebration you have ever had. Dancing is a great way to celebrate and burn some cals!

Pisces - Motivate your friends to jump on the fitness train with you. They will thank you later, and you will all have fun in the process.
WORDS BY: MARIA ROQUE, JANE HERVEY

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