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313373 - elite abft - About Fucking Time
31ee7 - elite abt - about
3q - thank you abwt - about
Abbreviations 3u - thank you
3y3 y4m - I am
acc - account
acct - account
404 - Clueless acgaf - Absolutely couldnt give a Fuck
42n8 - fortunate ack - acknowledged
$#!+ - shit 4311 - hell addy - address
$46 - money for sex 4col - For crying out loud adn - any day now
$h!t - shit 4eva - forever af - assface
$xy - sexy 4ever - forever afaic - as far as Im concerned
/. - Slashdot 4fs - for fucks sake afaics - as far as I can see
*4u - Kiss for you 4gai - forget about it afaict - as far as I can tell
*67 - unknown 4geit - forget it afaik - as far as I know
eg - evil grin 4get - forget afair - as far as I recall
07734 - hello 4getu - forget you afc - away from computer
0day - software illegally obtained before 4give - forgive afcpmgo - away from computer parents
it was released 4gv - forgive may go on
0noe - Oh No 4ker - fucker afk - away from keyboard
10q - thank you 4king - fucking afkb - away from keyboard
10tacle - Tentacle 4lyf3 - for life ah - ass hole
10x - thanks 4lyfe - for life ahole - asshole
12b - wannabe 4m - form ai - Artificial Intelligence
1337 - elite 4q - fuck you aiadw - ALL IN A DAYS WORK
133t - elite 4rm - from aiamu - and Im a monkeys uncle
13itch - bitch 4sho - for sure aicmfp - and I claim my five pounds
143 - I love you 4tw - for the win aight - Alright
187 - murder 4u - for you aightz - alright
1ab - wannabe 4umb - For You Maybe aiic - as if I care
1daful - wonderful 4us - for us aiid - and if I did
1nce - once 5-oh - cop aiight - all right
1sec - one second 53x - sex aim - AOL instant messanger
2b - to be 5n - fine aint - am not
2bad4u2 - to bad for u to 5o - police aite - Alright
2da - to the 6flx - X-Rated movie (sex flick) aiui - as I understand it
2dae - today 6up - cops in area aiws - as i was saying
2day - today 6y - sexy ajax - Asynchronous Javascript and
2ditd - today is the day 7734 - hell XML
2ez - too easy 8008135 - boobies aka - also known as
2ge4 - Together 81tc# - bitch akp - Alexander King Project
2getha - together 9009l3 - Google akpcep - Alexander King Project
2gether - together 911sc - emergency lets stop chatting Cultural Engineering Project
2gethr - together <3 - love alot - a lot
2h4u - too hot for you ?u@ - Where are you? alright - all right
2k0 - 2000 ?up - whats up? alrite - Alright
2k1 - 2001 ?^ - whats up? alryt - alright
2k6 - 2006 @ - at amf - adios motherfucker
2k7 - 2007 @$$ - ass amiic - ask me if i care
2k8 - 2008 @$$ #013 - ass hole aml - All My Love
2l8 - too late @h - asshole anim8 - animate
2m - tomorrow ^5 - high five anlsx - Anal Sex
2m4u - too much for you >3 - LOVE anon - anonymous
2ma - Tomorrow ?4u - Question for you anuda - another
2maro - tomorrow a$$ - ass anw - anyways
2moro - tomorrow a&f - always and forever any1 - Anyone
2morow - tomorrow a/m - away message anywaz - anyways
2morrow - tommorrow a/s/l - age,sex,location aoe - Age Of Empires
2moz - tomorrow a/s/l/p - age/sex/location/picture aota - all of the above
2mw - tomorrow a/s/l/r - age, sex, location, race aoto - Amen on that one
2mz - tomorrow a1t - anyone there aoys - angel on your shoulder
2night - tonight a3 - anyplace, anywhere, anytime apod - Another Point Of Discussion
2nite - tonight aaaaa - American Assosciation Against appt - appointment
2nyt - tonight Acronym Abuse apreci8 - appreciate
2sday - tuesday aaf - as a friend ar - are
2tali - totally aak - Alive and Kicking arnd - around
2tm - to the max aamof - as a matter of fact arse - ass
2u2 - To you too aarp - alert, aware, responsible, arsed - bothered
301ing - referring traffic to another site participate arvo - afternoon
304 - hoe abend - absent by enforced net asafp - as soon as fucking possible
31337 - elite deprivation asaik - as soon as I know
asap - as soon as possible b2b - business to business betcha - bet you
asarbambtaa - All submissions are b2u - back to you bettr - better
reviewed by a moderator before they are b3 - be bewb - boob
added. b4 - before bewbs - boobs
asic - application specific integrated b4n - bye for now bewbz - boobs
circuit b4u - before you bewt - boot
asl - age, sex, location b8 - bait beyotch - bitch
aslo - age sex location orientation b82rez - Batteries bf - boyfriend
aslp - age, sex, location, picture b8rez - Batteries bf+gf - boyfriend and girlfriend
aslr - age sex location race b@ - banned bf4e - best friends for ever
aslrp - age, sex, location, race, picture bab - Big ass Boobs bf4eva - Best Friends forever
asshle - asshole babi - baby bf4l - best friends for life
atl - atlanta baf - bring a friend bfam - brother from another mother
atm - at the moment baggkyko - be a good girl, keep your bfd - big fucking deal
atop - at time of posting knickers on bfe - Bum Fuck Egypt
atp - answer the phone bah - I dont really care bff - best friend forever
attn - attention bai - Bye bffa - best friends for always
atw - All the way bak - back bffae - Best Friends Forever And Ever
audy - Are you done yet? bamf - bad ass mother fucker bffaw - best friends for a while
aufm - are you fucking mental bamofo - bitch ass mother fucker bffe - Best friends forever
aufsm - are you fucking shiting me bau - back at you bffeae - Best Friend For Ever And Ever
aup - acceptable use policy bb - bye bye bffene - Best Friends For Ever And Ever
avie - Avatar bb4n - Bye-bye for now bffl - best friends for life
avsb - a very special boy bbbj - Bare Back Blow Job bffn - best friends for now
avtr - avatar bbe - baby bfftddup - best friends forever till death
avvie - avatar bbfn - Bye Bye for now do us part
avy - Avatar bbfu - be back for you bfg - big fucking gun
awes - awesome bbi - Baby bfh - bitch from hell
awk - awkward bbiab - be back in a bit bfhd - big fat hairy deal
awol - absent without leave bbiaf - be back in a few bfitww - best friend in the whole world
awsm - awesome bbialb - Be back in a little bit bfn - bye for now
ayagob - are you a girl or boy bbiam - be back in a minute bfs - Boyfriends
ayb - All Your Base bbias - be back in a second bft - big fucking tits
aybab2m - all your base are belong 2 me bbiaw - be back in a while bg - background
aybab2u - All your base are belong to us bbilb - be back in a little bit bh - bloody hell
aybabtg - All Your Base Are Belong To bbilfm - be back in like five minutes bhwu - back home with you
Google bbk - be back, ok? biab - back in a bit
aybabtu - all your base are belong to us bbl - be back later biaf - Back In A Few
ayd - are you done bbl8a - Be Back Later biatch - bitch
aydy - are you done yet bbml - be back much later bibi - bye bye
ayec - at your earliest convenience bbol - be back online later bicbw - but I could be wrong
ayfk - are you fucking kidding bbp - Banned by parents bigd - big deal
ayfkm - are you fucking kidding me bbq - be back quick bilf - brother id like to fuck
ayfr - are you for real bbs - be back soon bilu - baby i love you
ayfs - Are You Fucking Serious bbt - be back tomorrow bion - Believe it or not.
ayk - are you kidding bbtn - be back tonite biotch - bitch
aymf - are you my friend bbvl - Be Back Very Later bioya - blow it out your ass
aypi - and your point is bbw - be back whenever bish - Bitch
aypi? - And Your Point Is? bbwb - best buddy with boobs biw - boss is watching
ays - are you serious bbwl - be back way later biwm - bisexual white male
aysm - are you shitting me? bby - baby bizatch - Bitch
ayt - are you there bbz - babes bizi - Busy
ayte - alright bc - because biznatch - bitch
aytf - are you there fucker bch - bitch biznitch - bitch
ayty - are you there yet bck - back bizzle - BITCH
azn - asian bcnu - be seeing you bj - blowjob
azz - ass bcnul8r - be seeing you later bk - back
bi - bye bcoz - Because bka - better known as
b& - banned bcurl8 - Because youre late. bl - bad luck
bday - birthday bcuz - because bleme - blog meme
b-cuz - because bd - birthday blh - bored like hell
b-day - birthday bday - birthday bling-bling - jewelry
b.s. - bullshit bdfl - Benevolent Dictator For Life blj - blowjob
b/c - because be4 - before blkm - Black Male
b/g - background becuse - because blnt - Better Luck Next time
b/s/l - Bisexual/Straight/Lesbian becuz - because blog - web log
b/t - between beeoch - bitch blogger - web logger
b00n - new person beezy - BITCH blu - blue
b00t - boot beotch - bitch bm - Bite Me
b1tch - Bitch besos - kisses bm&y - between you and me
bm4l - best mates for life btias - Be there in a second cid - consider it done
bma - best mates always btr - better cig - cigarette
bmf - be my friend bts - be there soon cigs - cigarettes
bmfe - best mates forever btsoom - Beats The Shit Out Of Me cihswu - can i have sex with you
bmfl - best mates for life bttt - been there, tried that cilf - child id like to fuck
bmha - bite my hairy ass bttyl - be talking to you later cing - seeing
bmoc - Big Man On Campus btw - by the way cis - computer information science
bmttveot - best mates till the very end of btwn - between cless - clanless
time bty - back to you cluebie - clueless newbie
bmvp - be my valentine please bubar - bushed up beyond all recognition cm - call me
bn - been bubi - bye cma - Cover My Ass
bndm3ovr - Bend me over budzecks - butt sex cmb - comment me back
bnib - Brand new in Box buhbi - Bye Bye cmcp - call my cell phone
bnol - be nice or leave bur - pussy cmeo - crying my eyes out
bnr - banner burma - be undressed ready my angel cmh - Call My House
bo - body odour buszay - busy cmiiw - correct me if Im wrong
bobfoc - Body of Baywatch, Face of but6 - buttsex cmitm - Call me in the morning
Crimewatch butsecks - butt sex cml - call me later
bobw - Best of Both Worlds butterface - every thing is hot but her cml8r - call me later
boffum - Both of them face cmliuw2 - call me later if you want to
bofh - bastard operator from hell bwoc - Big Woman On Campus cmomc - call me on my cell
bogo - buy one get one bwpwap - back when Pluto was a planet cmon - Come on
bogsatt - bunch of guys sitting around bwt - but when though cmplcdd - complicated
the table byeas - good-bye cms - content management system
bohic - Bend over here it comes byes - bye bye cmw - cutting my wrists
bohica - bend over, here it comes again bykt - But you knew that cn - can
boi - boy byob - Bring your own Beer cnc - Command and Conquer
bol - Barking Out Loud byoc - bring our own computer cob - close of business
boomm - bored out of my mind bytabm - beat you to a bloody mess cod - Call of Duty
bord - bored bytch - bitch code 29 - moderator is watching
bout - about bz - busy code 8 - parents are watching
bovered - bothered bzy - busy code 9 - Parents are watching
bowt - about bzzy - busy code9 - other people near by
boxor - box c 2 c - cam to cam (webcams) cof - Crying on the floor
bpot - big pair of tits c&c - Command and Conquer coiwta - come on i wont tell anyone
br - bathroom c-p - sleepy col - crying out loud
brb - be right back c.y.a - cover your ass comp - Computer
brbbrb - br right back bath room break c/b - comment back compy - computer
brbf - Be Right Back Fucker c/t - cant talk congrats - congratulations
brbg2p - be right back, got to pee c2 - come to convo - conversation
brbigtp - be right back, i got to pee. c2c - care to chat? coo - cool
brbmf - be right back mother fucker c2tc - cut to the chase cood - could
brbn2gbr - Be right back, I need to go to c4ashg - care for a shag cos - because
the bathroom cancer stick - cigarette cotf - crying on the floor
brbs - be right back soon cawk - Cock cotm - check out this myspace
brbts - be right back taking shit cb - come back cowboy choker - cigarette
brd - bored cba - cant be arsed coz - because
brh - be right here cbb - cant be bothered cpl - Cyber Athlete Professional League
bro - brother cbf - cant be fucked cpm - cost per 1000 impressions
bros - brothers cbi - cant believe it crakalakin - happening
brt - be right there ccl - Couldnt Care Less crazn - crazy asian
bruhh - Brother ccna - Cisco Certified Network crm - customer relationship management
bruv - brother Associate crp - crap
bruva - brother cd9 - Code 9 (other people nearby) crs - cant remember shit
bruz - brothers celly - cell phone crunk - combination of crazy and drunk
bs - bullshit cex - sex crzy - crazy
bsmfh - Bastard System Manager From cexy - sexy cs - Counter-Strike
Hell cfas - care for a secret? cs:s - Counter-Strike: Source
bsod - blue screen of death cfid - check for identification cskr - cock sucker
bsomn - blowing stuff out my nose cfm - come fuck me csl - cant stop laughing
bstfu - bitch shut the fuck up cg - Congratulations ct - cant talk
bsxc - be sexy cgf - cute guy friend ctc - call the cell
bt - bit torrent char - character ctf - capture the flag
btch - bitch chik - chick ctfo - chill the fuck out
btcn - Better than Chuck Norris chilax - chill and relax in one word ctfu - cracking the fuck up
btd - bored to death chillin - relaxing ctm - chuckle to myself
btdt - been there done that chk - check ctn - cant talk now
btdtgtts - Been there, done that, got the chr - character ctpc - cant talk parent(s) coming
T-shirt chronic - marijuana ctrn - cant talk right now
btfo - back the fuck off chut - pussy cts - change the subject
ctt - change the topic defs - definetly don - denial of normal
cu - goodbye degmt - Dont Even Give Me That doncha - Dont you
cu46 - see you for sex dem - them dont - dont
cubi - can you believe it der - there dontcha - dont you
cud - could dernoe - I dont know dood - dude
cuic - see you in class detai - dont even think about it doodz - dudes
cul - see you later dewd - Dude dos - denial of service
cul83r - See you later dey - they dotc - dancing on the ceiling
cul8er - see you later df - Dumb Fuck doypov - depends on your point of view
cul8r - See You Later dfc - DONT FUCKING CARE dp - display picture
cul8tr - see you later dfo - dumb fucking operator dqmot - dont quote me on this
cunt - vagina dftc - down for the count dqydj - dont quit your day job
cuom - see you on monday dfu - dont fuck up dsided - decided
cuple - couple dfw/m - Dont Fuck with Me dsu - dont screw up
cut3 - cute dfwm - Dont Fuck with Me dt - double team
cuwul - catch up with you later dg - dont go dta - Dont Trust Anyone
cuz - because dga - dont go anywhere dtb - dont text back
cvq - chucking very quietly dgaf - dont give a fuck dtp - Dont Type Please
cwmaos - coffee with milk and one dgara - dont give a rats ass dtrt - do the right thing
sugar dgms - Dont get me started dttm - dont talk to me
cwot - complete waste of time dgoai - dont go on about it dttml - dont talk to me loser
cwyl - chat with ya later dgt - dont go there dttpou - Dont tell the police on us
cya - goodbye dh - dickhead dttriaa - dont tell the RIAA
cyal - see you later dhly - does he like you du2h - damn you to hell
cyb - cyber diacf - die in a car fire dugi - do you get it?
cybl - call you back later diaf - die in a fire dugt - did you get that?
cybr - cyber dic - do i care dun - dont
cybseckz - cyber sex dick - penis dunno - I dont know
cye - Close Your Eyes diez - dies dutma - dont you text me again
cyff - change your font, fucker diff - difference dvda - double vaginal, double anal
cyl - see you later dih - dick in hand dw - dont worry
cyl,a - see ya later, alligator dikhed - dickhead dwb - Driving while black
cyl8er - see you later diku - do i know you dwbh - dont worry, be happy
cylbd - catch ya later baby doll diky - Do I know you dwbi - Dont worry about it.
cylor - check your local orhtodox rabbi dil - Daughter in law dwmt - dont waste my time
cym - check your mail dilf - dad id like to fuck dwn - down
cyu - see you dillic - Do I look like I care dwt - dont wanna talk
c|n>k - coffee through nose into dillifc - do I look like I fucking care dwy - dont wet yourself
keyboard dilligad - do I look like I give a damn dy2h - damn you to hell
d.w - dont worry dilligaf - do I look like I give a fuck dycotfc - do you cyber on the first chat
d/c - disconnected dilligas - do i look like i give a shit dyec - Dont You Ever Care
d/l - download din - didnt dyk - did you know
d/w - dont worry dint - didnt dylm - do you love me
d00d - dude dirl - Die in real life dylos - do you like oral sex
d2 - Diablo 2 dis - this dynm - do you know me
d8 - date dit - Details in Thread dyt - Dont you think
da - the diy - do it yourself dyth - Damn You To Hell
dafs - do a fucking search dju - did you dyw2gwm - do you want to go with me
dah - dumb as hell dk - dont know dywtmusw - do you want to meet up
damhik - dont ask me how I know dkdc - dont know, dont care some where
damhikt - dont ask me how I know this dl - download e-ok - Electronically OK
dass - dumb ass dlf - dropping like flies e.g. - example
dat - that dln - dont look now ead - eat a dick
dawg - Friend dm - deathmatch ebitda - earnings before interest, taxes,
db - database dmaf - do me a favor depreciation and amortization
db4l - drinking buddy for life dmba* - dumbass ecf - error carried forward
dbab - dont be a bitch dmu - dont mess up edumacation - education
dbafwtt - Dont Be A Fool Wrap The dmwm - dont mess with me eedyat - idiot
Tool dmy - dont mess yourself eejit - idiot
dbg - dont be gay dn - dont know ef - Fuck
dbm - dont bother me dnd - Do Not Disturb ef-ing - fucking
dc - dont care dnimb - dancing naked in my bra efct - effect
dcd - disconnected dno - dont know efffl - extra friendly friends for life
dcw - Doing Class Work dnrtfa - did not read the fucking article effin - fucking
dd - dont die dnt - dont effing - Fucking
ddf - Drug and Disease Free doa - dead on arrival eg - evil grin
ddg - Drop Dead Gorgeous dob - date of birth eh? - Im done talking now, its your
ddl - direct download dod - Day of Defeat turn.
ddr - dance dance revolution dogg - friend ehlp - help
def - definitely doin - doing eil - explode into laughter
el!t - elite fav - Favorite foaf - friend of a friend
ello - hello fawk - fuck foah - fuck off asshole
elo - hello fbimcl - Fall Back In My Chair fob - fresh off the boat
em - them Laughing focl - Falling Off Chair Laughing.
emm - email me fbtw - Fine Be That Way fol - farting out loud
emo - emotional fc - fruit cake folo - Follow
emp - eat my pussy fcfs - first come first served fomofo - fuck off mother fucker
enit - isnt it fck - fuck fone - phone
enof - enough fckd - fucked foobar - fucked up beyond all
enuf - enough fckm3hdbayb - Fuck Me Hard Baby recognition
enuff - enough fcku - fuck you foocl - falls out of chair laughing
eob - End of Business fcol - for crying out loud fook - fuck
eod - End of day fcuk - fuck for sheeze - for sure
eof - end of file fe - fatal error fos - full of shit
eom - end of message feck - fuck fosho - for sure
eos - end of story fer - for fotcl - fell off the chair laughing
eot - end of transmission ff - friendly fire fotm - Flavour of the month
eotw - end of the world ffa - free for all fouc - Fuck off you cunt
epa - Emergency Parent Alert ffcl - falling from chair laughing fov - Field of View
eq - Everquest ffs - for fucks sake foyb - fuck off you bitch
eq2 - Everquest2 ffxi - Final Fantasy 11 fo - for
ere - here fg - fucking gay fp - first post
errythin - everything fgi - fucking google it fpmitap - federal pound me in the ass
esad - eat shit and die fgs - for Gods sake prison
esadyffb - eat shit and die you fat fgssu - For Gods sake shut up fpos - fucking piece of shit
fucking bastard fgt - faggot fps - First Person Shooter
esbm - Everyone sucks but me fi - fuck it frag - kill
esl - eat shit loser fi9 - fine fragged - killed
eta - Estimated Time of Arrival fibijar - fuck it buddy, Im just a reserve friggin - freaking
etla - extended three letter acronym fifo - first in, first out frk - freak
etmda - Explain it to my dumb ass figjam - fuck Im good, just ask me frm - from
eula - end user license agreement figmo - F*ck it - got my orders frnd - friend
ev1 - everyone fiic - Fucked If I Care fs - For Sure
eva - ever fiik - Fucked If I Know fsho - for sure
evaa - ever fio - figure it out fsm - flying spaghetti monster
evercrack - Everquest fitb - fill in the blank fsob - Fucking son of a bitch
every1 - everyone fiv - five fsod - frosn screen of death
evn - even fk - fuck fst - fast
evry1 - every one fkin - fucking ft - FUCK THAT
ex-bf - Ex-Boy Friend fking - Fucking fta - From The Article
ex-gf - Ex-Girl Friend fku - fuck you ftb - Fuck That Bitch
exp - experience flamer - angry poster ftbfs - Failed to build from source
eyez - eyes flames - angry comments ftf - face to face
ez - Easy flicks - pictures ftfa - From The Fucking Article
ezi - easy floabt - for lack of a better term ftfw - For the fucking win!
f u - fuck you fm - fuck me ftfy - Fixed that for you
f#cking - Fucking fmah - fuck my ass hole ftio - fun time is over
f.u. - fuck you fmao - freezing my ass of ftk - For the Kill
f/o - fuck off fmb - fuck me bitch ftl - For The Lose
f00k - Fuck. fmbb - Fuck Me Baby ftlog - for the love of god
f2f - face to face fmh - Fuck me hard ftmfw - for the mother fucking win
f2p - free to play fmhb - fuck me hard bitch ftp - file transfer protocol
f2t - Free to talk fmn - Fuck me now ftr - For The Record
f4c3 - face fmnb - fuck me now bitch fts - fuck that shit
f4eaa - friends forever and always fmnkml - fuck me now kiss me later fttp - for the time being
f4f - female for female fmph - fuck my pussy hard ftw - For the win!
f4m - female for male fmq - fuck me quick fu - fuck you
f8 - fate fmr - fuck me runnig fua - fuck you all
f9 - fine fmuta - fuck me up the ass fuah - fuck you ass hole
f@ - fat fmutp - fuck me up the pussy fub - fuck you bitch
fab - fabulous fn - first name fubah - fucked up beyond all hope
faggit - faggot fnar - For No Apparent Reason fubalm - fucked up beyond all local
fam - family fnci - fancy maintenance
fankle - area between foot and ankle fnpr - for no particular reason fubar - fucked up beyond all recognition
fao - for attention of fny - funny fubb - fucked up beyond belief
fap - masturbate fo - fuck off fubh - fucked up beyond hope
fapping - masterbating fo shizzle - for sure fucktard - fucking retard
faq - frequently asked question fo sho - for sure fuctard - fucking retard
farg - fuck foa - fuck off asshole fud - fear, uncertainty and doubt
fashizzle - for sure foad - fuck off and die fudh - fuck you dick head
fudie - fuck you and die gah - gay ass homo giyf - google is your friend
fugly - fucking ugly gai - gay gj - good job
fuk - fuck gaj - get a job gjial - go jump in a lake
fukin - fucking gal - get a life gjp - good job partner
fukk - fuck gamez - illegally obtained games gjsu - god just shut up
fukkin - fucking gaoep - generally accepted office gjt - good job team
fukn - fucking etiquette principles gky - Go kill yourself
fumfer - fuck you mother fucker gaw - grandparents are watching gkys - Go kill yourself
funner - more fun gawd - god gl - good luck
funy - funny gb - Go back gl hf - good luck, have fun
fuq - fuck you gbioua - Go blow it out your ass gl&hf - good luck and have fun
fus - fuck yourself gbtw - go back to work glbt - Gay, lesbian, bisexual,
fuu - fuck you up gbu - god bless you transgenderd
fux - fuck gby - good bye glf - group looking for
fuxing - fucking gcad - get cancer and die glhf - good luck have fun
fuxored - Fucked gcf - Google Click Fraud glln - Got Laid Last Night
fvck - fuck gd - good glnhf - Good Luck and Have Fun
fwb - Friends with Benefits gd&r - grins, ducks, and runs glty - Good luck this year
fwiw - for what its worth gd4u - Good For You glu - girl like us
fxe - foxy gday - Good Day glwt - good luck with that
fxp - file exchange protocol gdby - good bye gm - good morning
fy - fuck you gded - grounded gma - grandma
fya - for your attention gdgd - good good gmab - give me a break
fyad - fuck you and die gdi - God Damn it gmabj - give me a blowjob
fyb - fuck you bitch gdiaf - go die in a fire gmafb - give me a fucking break
fyc - fuck your couch gdih - Go die in hell gmao - Giggling my ass off
fyeo - For your eyes only gdmfpos - god damn mother fucking gmfao - Giggling My Fucking Ass Off
fyf - fuck your face piece of shit gmod - Global Moderator
fyfi - For Your Fucking Information gdr - grinning, ducking, running gmta - great minds think alike
fyi - for your information geto - ghetto gmtyt - good morning to you too
fyl - For your Love gewd - good gmv - Got my vote
fym - fuck your mom gey - gay gmybs - give me your best shot
fyp - fixed your post gf - girlfriend gn - good night
fyrb - fuck you right back gfad - go fuck a duck gn8 - good night
g - grin gfadh - go fuck a dead horse gnfpwlbn - good news for people who
g/f - girlfriend gfam - Go Fuck A Monkey love bad news
g/g - got to go gfar2cu - go find a rock to crawl under gngbng - gang bang
g0 - go gfas - go fuck a sheep gnight - good night
g1 - good one gfd - god fucking damnit gnite - good night
g2 - go to gfe - Girl Friend experience gnn - get naked now
g2/-/ - go to hell gfe2e - grinning from ear to ear gno - going to do
g2bg - got to be going gfg - good fucking game gnoc - get naked on cam
g2bl8 - going to be late gfi - good fucking idea gnos - get naked on screen
g2cu - glad to see you gfj - good fucking job gnr - Guns n roses
g2e - got to eat gfl - grounded for life gnrn - get naked right now
g2g - got to go gfo - go fuck off gnstdltbbb - good night sleep tight dont
g2g2tb - got to go to the bathroom gfu - go fuck yourself let the bed bugs bite
g2g2w - got to go to work gfus - go fuck yourself goia - get over it already
g2gb - got to go bye gfx - graphics goin - going
g2gb2wn - got to go back to work now gfy - good for you gok - God Only Knows
g2gn - got to go now gfyd - go fuck your dad gokid - got observers - keep it decent
g2gp - got to go pee gfym - go fuck your mom gol - giggle out loud
g2gpc - got 2 go parents coming gfys - go fuck yourself gomb - get off my back
g2gpp - got to go pee pee gg - good game goml - get out of my life
g2h - go to hell gga - good game all gona - Gonna
g2hb - go to hell bitch ggf - go get fucked gonna - going to
g2p - got to pee ggg - Go, go, go! good9 - goodnite
g2t2s - got to talk to someone ggnore - good game no rematch gooh - get out of here!
g3y - gay ggp - gotta go pee goomh - get out of my head
g4u - good for you gh - good half gork - God only really knows
g4y - good for you ghey - gay gosad - go suck a dick
g8 - gate gigig - get it got it good gotc - get on the computer
g@y - gay gigo - garbage in garbage out gotta - got to
ga - go ahead gilf - Grandma Id like to fuck gow - gears of war
gaf - good as fuck gim - google instant messanger goya - Get Off Your Ass
gafi - get away from it gimme - give me goyhh - get off your high horse
gafl - get a fucking life gimmie - give me gp - good point
gafm - Get away from me gir - google it retard gpb - gotta pee bad
gagf - go and get fucked gis - Google Image Search gpwm - good point well made
gagp - go and get pissed giv - give gr8 - great
gr8t - great h/o - hold on hhiadb - Holy Hole in a Donut Batman
grats - congratulations h/u - hold up hhok - Ha Ha Only Kidding
gratz - congratulations h/w - homework hi2u - hello
grfx - graphics h2 - Halo 2 hi2u2 - hello to you too
grillz - metal teeth h2gtb - have to go to the bathroom hiet - height
grl - girl h2o - water hiik - Hell If I Know
grog - beer h4kz0r5 - hackers hijack - start an off topic discussion
grrl - Girl h4x - Hacks hith - how in the hell
grtg - Getting ready to go h4x0r - hacker hiya - hello
gsad - go suck a dick h4xor - hacker hj - hand job
gsave - global struggle against violent h4xr - hacker hl - Half-Life
extremists h4xrz - hackers hl2 - Half-Life 2
gsfg - Go search fucking google h4xx0rz - hacker hla - Hot lesbian action
gsi - go suck it h8 - hate hlb - horny little bastard
gsoh - Good Sense of Humor h82sit - hate to say it hld - hold
gsp - get some pussy h8er - hater hldn - hold on
gsta - Gangster h8r - hater hldon - hold on
gt - get h8s - hates hll - Hell
gta - Grand Theft Auto h8te - hate hlm - he loves me
gtas - go take a shit h8tr - hater hlo - hello
gtb - Go To Bed h8u - I Hate You hlp - help
gtfa - Go The Fuck Away ha> - hacker hly - holy
gtfbtw - get the fuck back to work hafta - have to hlysht - Holy shit
gtfh - go to fucking hell hagd - have a good day hmb - hold me back
gtfo - get the fuck out hagn - have a good night hmewrk - homework
gtfon - Get the fuck out noob hago - have a good one hmfic - head mother fucker in charge
gtfooh - get the fuck out of here hags - have a great summer hmw - homework
gtfu - grow the fuck up hai - hello hmwk - homework
gtfuotb - get the fuck up out this bitch hait - hate hmwrk - Homework
gtg - got to go hak - heres a kiss hng - horny net geek
gtgbb - got to go bye bye hakas - have a kick ass summer hnic - head nigger in charge
gtgfn - got to go for now hammrd - hammered ho - hold on
gtgp - got to go pee han - how about now hoas - Hang on a second
gtgpp - got to go pee pee hav - have holla - hey
gtgtb - got to go to bed hawt - hot hom - home
gtgtwn - Got to go to work now hawtie - hottie homey - Friend
gth - go to hell hax - Hacks homie - good friend
gtha - go the hell away hax0r - hacker homo - homosexual
gthb - go to hell bitch hax0red - hacked hoopty - broke down automobile
gthmf - go to hell mothafucka hax0rz - Hackers hott - hot
gthu - grow the heck up haxer - Hacker howdey - hello
gthyfah - go to hell you fucking asshole haxor - hacker howz - hows
gtk - good to know haxoring - hacking hpb - high ping bastard
gtn - getting haxors - hackers hpybdy - happy birthday
gtr - Got to run haxorz - hackers hr - hour
gts - going to school haxxor - hacker hre - here
gtsy - good to see you haxz0r - Hacker hru - how r u
gtty - good talking to you haxzor - hacker hrud - how are you doing
gud - good hayd - how are you doing hs - headshot
gudd - good hb - hurry back hsd - high school dropout
gurl - girl hbd - happy birthday hsik - how should i know
guru - expert hbic - head bitch in charge hsr - homestar runner
gw - good work hbu - how about you hss - horse shit and splinters
gwijd - guess what i just did hby - how about you hswm - Have Sex With me
gwm - gay white male hc - how come htc - hit the cell
gwork - good work hcihy - how can I help you htf - how the fuck
gwrk - good work hdop - Help Delete Online Predators htfu - Hurry the fuck up
gws - get well soon hdu - how dare you hth - hope that helps
gwytose - go waste your time on hdydi - How do you do it htr - hater
someone else heh - haha http - hyper text transfer protocol
gyal - girl hella - very hu - Hey you
gypo - Get Your Penis Out heya - hey hud - Heads Up Display
roflmfao - rolling on the floor laughing heyt - hate huggle - hug and cuddle
my fucking ass off heyy - hello hugz - hugs
h&k - hugs and kisses hf - have fun hun - honey
h*r - homestar runner hfn - Hell fucking no hv - have
h+k - hugs and kisses hfs - holy fucking shit! hve - have
h.o - hold on hfsbm - holy fucking shit batman hw - homework
h/e - However hfwt - have fun with that hw/hw - help me with homework
h/mo - homo hg - HockeyGod hw? - how?
hwg - here we go idfts - I dont fucking think so ih8y - I hate you
hwga - here we go again idgac - i dont give a crap ihac - I have a customer
hwik - how would i know idgad - I dont give a damn ihat3u - I hate you
hwk - homework idgaf - i dont give a fuck ihiwydt - I hate it when you do that
hwmbo - he who must be obeyed idgara - I dont give a rats ass ihmp - i hate my parents
hwms - hot wild monkey sex idgas - i dont give a shit ihnc - i have no clue
hwu - hey whats up idgi - I dont get it ihnfc - I have no fucking clue
hxc - hardcore idjit - idiot ihni - i have no idea
hy - hell yeah idk - I dont know iht - I heard that
hyg - here you go idkbibt - I dont know but Ive Been ihtfp - I hate this fucking place
i <3 u - I love you Told ihtgttbwijd - I have to go to the
i c - i see idke - I dont know ethier bathroom, wait I just did.
i8 - alright idkh - I dont know how ihtp - I Have To Poop
i8u - i hate you idkh2s - i dont know how to spell ihtsm - i hate this so much
i<3 u - i love you idkt - I dont know that ihtutbr - I have to use the bathroom
i<3u - I love you idkw - I dont know why ihu - I hate you
iab - I Am Bored idkwts - I dont know what to say ihurg - i hate your guts
iafh - I Am Fucking Hot idkwurta - I dont know what you are ihusb - i hate you so bad
iafi - I am from India talking about. ihusfm - i hate you so fucking much
iag - its all good idky - i dont know you ihusm - i hate you so much
iah - i am horny idkymb2 - I didnt know yoru mom ihy - i hate you
iai - i am interested blogs too ihya - i hate you all
ianabs - I am not a brain surgeon idl - I dont like ihysm - I hate you so much
ianacl - I am not a copyright lawyer idli - I dont like it iigh - alright
ianal - I am not a lawyer idlu - i dont like you iight - alright
ianalb - I am not a lawyer, but.. idly - I dont like you iirc - if I recall correctly
ianars - I am not a rocket scientist idlyitw - i dont like you in that way iistgtbtipi - If It Sounds Too Good To Be
ians - I am Not Sure idm - I dont mind True It Probably Is
ianyl - I am not your lawyer idn - i dont know iitywybmad - if I tell you, will you buy
iasb - i am so bored idonno - i do not know me a drink?
iatb - I am the best idop - it depends on price iiuc - if I understand correctly
iateu - i hate you idr - I dont remember iiw2 - is it web 2.0?
iaw - In Another Window idrk - i dont really know iiwii - it is what it is
iawtc - I agree with this comment idrts - I dont really think so ij - indide joke
iawtp - I agree with this post idsw - i dont see why ijaf - its just a fact
ib - Im back idtkso - i dont think so ijcomk - i just came on my keyboard
ibcd - Idiot between chair & desk idts - i dont think so ijdk - i just dont know
ibs - Internet Bitch Slap idunno - i do not know ijdl - I just died laughing
ibt - Ill be there iduwym - I dont understand what you ijeomk - I just ejaculated on my keybord
ibtl - In Before The Lock mean. ijf - i just farted
ic - I see idwk - I dont wanna know ijgl - I just got laid
icbi - i cant believe it idwt - i dont want to ijit - idiot
icbiwoop - I chuckled, but it was out of idwtg - I dont want to go ijpmp - I just peed my pants
pity. idyat - idiot ijpms - I just pissed myself
icbt - i cant believe that iebkac - issue exists between keyboard ik - i know
icbu - I cant believe you and chair iki - i know it
icbyst - i cant believe you said that ietf - internet engineering task force ikm - I know man
icgup - I can give you pleasure iff - if and only if ikr - I know really
icic - I See. I See ifhu - I fucking hate you ikwum - I know what you meant
icp - insane clown posse ifhy - i fucking hate you ikwyl - I know where you live
icr - I cant rememer iflu - i fucking love you ikwym - i know what you mean
icsrg - I can still reach Google ifthtb - i find that hard to belive ilbcnu - ill be seeing you
ictrn - I cant talk right now ig - I guess ilcul8r - Ill see u later
icty - i cant tell you ig5oi - I got 5 on it ili - i love it
icu - i see you igahp - Ive got a huge penis ilk2fku - I would like to fuck you
icudk - in case you didnt know igalboc - Ive got a lovely bunch of ilms - I love my self
icup - i see you pee cocnuts ilotibinlirl - Im laughing on the internet,
icw - I care why? igg - i gotta go but Im not laughing in real life
icwudt - I see what you did there ight - alright ilshipmp - I laughed so hard I peed my
icydk - in csae you didnt know igkymfa - Im gonna kick your mother pants
icydn - in case you didnt know fucking ass iltf - i love to fuck
id10t - idiot igs - I guess so ilu - I love you
idbtwdsat - i dont believe they would do igtgt - I got to go tinkle ilulafklc - I love you like a fat kid loves
such a thing igtkya - im going to kick your ass cake.
idc - I dont care ih2gp - I have to go pee ilum - i love you more
iddi - I didnt do it ih2p - ill have to pass ilusfm - I love you so fucking much
idec - I dont even care ih8mls - I hate my little sister ilusm - I love you So much
idek - I dont even know ih8p - I hate parents iluvm - I Love You Very Much
idfc - i dont fucking care ih8u - I hate you iluvya - i love you
idfk - i dont fucking know ih8usm - i hate you so much iluwamh - i love you with all my heart
ily - i love you interweb - internet iydmma - if you dont mind me asking
ily2 - i love you too intpftpotm - I nominate this post for the iyf - In your face
ily4e - i love you forever post of the month iykwim - if you know what I mean
ilyaas - I Love You As A Sister inttwmf - I am Not Typing This With iym - I am your man
ilyal - I like you a lot My Fingers iyo - in your opinion
ilyb - i love you bitch invu - I envy you iyq - I like you
ilybby - i love you baby ioh - Im out of here iz - is
ilybtid - I Love You But Then I Dont iokiya - its ok if you are j-c - just chilling
ilygsm - i love you guys so much ionno - I dont know j/a - Just Asking
ilykthnxbai - i love you k thanks bye iono - I dont know j/c - just curious
ilyl - i love you loads iotd - image of the day j/j - just joking
ilylafklc - i love you like a fat kid loves iou - i owe you j/k - just kidding
cake iow - in other words j/o - jackoff
ilylas - i love you like a sister ioya - Id Own Your Ass j/p - just playing
ilylc - i love you like crazy ip - internet protocol j/s - just saying
ilym - i love you more irc - internet relay chat j/w - just wondering
ilymtyk - i love you more than you know irdc - I really dont care j00 - you
ilymtylm - i love you more than you love irdgaf - i really dont give a fuck j00r - your
me irgtgbtw - Ive really got to get back to j2bs - just to be sure
ilysfm - i love you so fucking much work j2c - just too cute
ilysfmb - i love you so fucking much irhtgttbr - I really have to go to the j2f - just too funny
baby bathroom j2luk - just to let you know
ilysm - i love you so much irl - in real life j4f - just for fun
ilysmm - i love you so much more irly - I really love you j4g - just for grins
ilysvm - i love you so very much irt - in reply to j4u - just for you
ilywamh - I love you with all my heart irtf - Ill return the favor jalaudlm - just as long as you dont leave
im - Instant Message isb - Im so bored. me
imd - instant messaged isbya - im sorry but you asked jas - just a second
ima - I am a ise - internal server error jbu - just between us
imao - in my arrogant opinion isfly - i so fucking love you jc - just curious
imb - I am back isg - I speak geek jcam - just checking away message
imcdo - in my conceited dogmatic isianmtu - I swear I am not making this jcath - Just chilling at the house
opinion up jdfi - Just fucking do it
imed - instant messaged iso - In Search Of jebus - Jesus
imfao - In My Fucking Arrogant isp - internet service provider jeomk - Just ejaculated on my keyboard
Opinion iss - im so sorry jf - just fooling
imfo - in my fucking opinion istr - I seem to remember jfc - Jesus fucking Christ
imh - I am here istwfn - I stole this word from jfdi - Just Fucking Do It!
imhbco - In my humble but correct noslang.com jff - just for fun
opinion ita - I Totally Agree jfg - just for giggles
imhe - in my humble experience itb - in the butt jfgi - just fucking google it
imho - in my humble opinion itd - in the dark jfi - just forget it
imm - instant message me ite - alright jfj - jump for joy
imma - Im going to itk - in the know jfk - Just fucking kidding
imnerho - In my not even remotely itt - in this thread jfl - just for laughs
humble opinion ityltk - I thought youd like to know jflts - just felt like typing something
imnl - Im not laughing itz - its jfn - just for now
imnsho - in my not so humble opinion iucmd - if you catch my drift jfo - just fuck off
imo - in my opinion iukwim - if you know what i mean jfr - Just for reference
impo - In My Personal Opinion iunno - I dont know jfwy - just fucking with you
impov - in my point of view iuno - i dunno jgiyn - Just google it you noob
imsb - i am so bored ive - i have jhm - just hold me
imsry - I am sorry iw2fu - i want to fuck you jic - just in case
imts - I meant to say iw2mu - I WANT TO MEET U jit - just in time
imu - i miss you iwbrbl@r - I will be right back later jj - just joking
imusm - I miss you so much iwc - In Which Case jj/k - just joking
imvho - in my very humble opinion iwfusb - i wanna fuck you so bad jk - just kidding
imwtk - Inquiring minds want to know iwhi - I would hit it jka - just kidding around
imy - I miss you iwhswu - I want to have sex with you jking - joking
imya - i miss you already iwjk - i was just kidding jklol - Just Kidding Laughing Out Loud
inbd - its no big deal iwk - I wouldnt know jks - jokes
indie - independent iwlu4e - I will love you for ever jkz - jokes
inet - internet iws - i want sex jlt - just like that
inh - I need help iwsn - i want sex now jm - Just Messing
inho - in my honest opinion iwtfu - i want to fuck you jma - just messing around
init - isnt it iwtfy - i want to fuck you jml - just my luck
inmp - its not my problem iwthswy - i want to have sex with you jmo - just my opinion
innit - isnt it iwu - i want you jms - just making sure
ino - I know iwuwh - i wish you were here jom - just one minuite
intarwebs - internet iwyb - I want your body joo - you
jooc - just out of curiosity kotor - Knights of the old republic lawld - laughed out loud
jooce - Juice kots - keep on talking shit lawled - laughed out loud
joor - your kpc - keeping parents clueless lawls - laughing out loud with a southern
jp - just playing ks - kill steal drawl
js - just saying kt - keep talking lawlz - laughing out loud with a southern
jsing - just saying ktfo - knocked the fuck out drawl
jst - just kthanxbi - Okay, thanks. Bye. lbnr - laughing but not really
jsuk - just so you know kthnxbai - Okay, thanks, bye lbr - little boys room
jsut - just kthnxbye - Okay, thanks, bye ldr - Long-distance relationship
jsyk - Just so you know kthx - ok, thank you lee7 - elite
jtay - just thinking about you kthxbai - ok thanks bye! leet - elite
jtlyk - just to let you know kthxbi - ok, thank you, goodbye legit - legitimate
jtoi - just thought of it kthxbye - ok, thank you, goodbye leik - like
jtol - just thinking out loud kthxbye - ok, thank you, goodbye leme - let me
jttsiowctw - just testing to see if other kthxgb - ok thanks goodbye lemme - let me
websites copy this word kthxmn - Ok Thanks Man lesbo - lesbian
jtysk - just thought you should know kthz - ok thanks less than 3 - love
jumping the couch - acting strange ktnx - Okay and Thanks less than three - love
jus - just kuhl - cool lez - Lesbian
juss - just kutgw - Keep Up The good Work lezbean - lesbian
juzt - just kuwl - cool lezbo - lesbian
jw - just wondering kwim - Know What I Mean lezzzie - lesbian
jwtlyk - Just wanted to let you know kwis - Know what Im saying? lf - looking for
jyfihp - jam your finger in her pussy kwit - quit lf1m - Looking for one more
k3wl - cool kwl - cool lfg - Looking for group
ka - Kick Ass kwtsds - Kiss where the sun dont shine lfm - looking for mate
kafn - kill all fucking noobs kyag - Kiss Your Ass Goodbye lfp - looking for pussy
kah - kisses and hugs kyfag - kiss your fucking ass goodbye lfr - Laughing for real
kaw - kick ass work kyfc - keep your fingers crossed lgb - lesbian/gay/bisexual
kb - KiloBite kyko - keep your knickers on lgbnaf - lets get butt naked and fuck
kek - laughing out loud kys - kill yourself lgf - little green footballs
kewel - cool lomg - lol omg lgn - link goes nowhere
kewl - cool l0lz - laugh out loud lgot - lets go out tonight
kfc - kentucky fried chicken l2m - listening to music lgr - little girls room
khitbash - kick her in the box and shove l2p - learn to play lgs - lets go shopping!
her l2r - Learn to read lhao - laughing her ass off
khuf - know how you feel l337 - elite lhs - lets have sex
kia - Killed In Action l33t - elite lhsrn - lets have sex right now
kib - okay, im back l4m3rz - lamers lic - like i care
kicks - sneakers l8 - late liec - like i even care
kiled - killed l84skool - late for school liek - like
kinda - kind of l8a - later lifo - last in first out
kir - kid in room l8er - later ligaff - like I give a flying fuck
kis - keep it simple l8ers - Later ligafs - like I give a flying shit
kisa - knight in shining armor l8r - see you later ligas - like I give a shit
kit - keep in touch l8rs - laters lih - Laugh in head
kitfo - knock it the fuck off l8rz - later liita - love is in the air
kiwf - Kill It With Fire l8s - later lik - like
kk - ok l8t - later lil - little
kkk - ku klux klan l8ter - later limh - laugh in my head
kky - kinky l8tr - later liol - laugh insanely out loud
kl - cool laff - laugh lirl - laughing in real life
kma - kiss my ass lafs - love at first sight liyf - laughing in your face
kmag - kiss my ass goodbye lak - love and kisses lj - live journal
kmao - kick my ass off lalol - lots and lots of laughs lk - like
kmfa - kiss my fucking ass lam - leave a message llap - live long and prosper
kmhba - kiss my hairy big ass lamf - like a motherfucker llc - laughing like crazy
kmp - kill me please lappy - Laptop llf - laugh like fuck
knackered - drunk larp - live action role-play llol - literally laughing out loud
knewb - new player lasb - Lame Ass Stupid Bitch lm4aq - Lets meet for a quickie.
knn - fuck your mother lat - laugh at that lma - leave me alone
kno - know lata - later lmamf - leave me alone mother fucker
knw - know lates - later lmao - laughing my ass off
ko - knock out latn - laugh at the newbs lmaol - laughing my ass out loud
kol - kiss on lips latr - Later lmaomtoaoa - Laugh my ass off many
koo - cool latwttb - laughing all the way to the bank times over and over again
kool - cool lau - laugh at you lmaonade - laughing my ass off
kos - kid over shoulder lawd - lord lmaootf - Laughing my ass off on the
kotc - kiss on the cheek lawl - lauging out loud with a southern floor
kotl - kiss on the lips drawl
lmaorof - Laughing my Ass off Rolling lollercaust - an extreme event of hilarity luvv - love
on the floor lollercoaster - laugh out loud (a lot) luzar - Loser
lmaorotf - laughing my ass off rolling on lollerskates - laughing out loud lv - love
the floor lolm - laugh out loud man lvl - level
lmaowrotf - Laughing my ass of while loln - laught out loud... not lvn - loving
rolling on the floor lolngs - laghing out loud never gonna lvya - love you
lmaowtntpm - laughing my ass off whilst stop lwih - look what I have
trying not to piss myself lolocost - laugh out loud ly - love you
lmaoxh - laughing my ass off extremely lolol - saying lol out loud ly2 - love you to
hard lololz - laugh out loud lyaab - Love you as a brother
lmb - lick my balls lolpimp - Laughing out loud peeing in lyaaf - Love you as a friend
lmbao - laughing my black ass off my pants lyao - laugh your ass off
lmbfwao - laughing my big fat white ass lolrof - Laughing out loud while rolling lybo - laugh your butt off
off on the floor. lyf - life
lmbo - laughing my butt off lolrotf - laughing out loud rolling on the lyfe - life
lmcao - laughing my crazy ass off floor lyk - like
lmclao - laughing my cute little ass off lols - laugh out loud lyk3 - like
lmd - Lick My Dick lolwtime - laughing out loud with tears lyke - like
lmfao - laughing my fucking ass off in my eyes lyl - love you lots
lmffao - laughing my fucking fat ass off lolz - laugh out loud lylab - love you like a brother
lmffo - Laughing my fucking face off lomg - like oh my god lylaba - love u like a brother always
lmfho - laughing my fucking head off loml - love of my life lylad - love you like a dad
lmfpo - laughing my fucking pussy off lomy - love of my life lylafklc - love you like a fat kid loves
lmfto - laughing my fuckin tits off loomm - laughing out of my mind cake
lmgdao - Laughing My God Damn Ass loti - laughing on the inside lylam - love you like a mom
Off lotr - lord of the rings lylas - I love you like a sister
lmhao - laughing my hairy ass off lov - love lylasa - love u like a sister always
lmho - laughing my heiny off loxen - laughing out loud lylno - Love you like no other
lmip - LETS MEET IN PERSON loxxen - laughing out loud lyls - love you lots
lmirl - Lets meet in real life lozer - loser lymi - love you mean it
lmk - let me know lpb - low ping bastard lysfm - love you so fucking much
lmkwut - let me know what you think lpiaw - Large Penis is always welcome lysm - love you so much
lmmfao - laughing my mother fucking lpms - life pretty much sucks lyt - love you too
ass off lqtm - Laugh quietly to myself lzr - loser
lmmfaos - laughing my mother fucking lqtms - Laughing quietly to myself m$ - Microsoft
ass off silly lqts - laughing quietly to self m$wxp - Microsoft Windows XP
lmmfas - laugh my mother fuckin ass off lrfl - Laughing really fucking loud mkay - okay
lmmffao - laughing my mother fucking lrh - laughing really hard m.i.a - Missing In Action
fat ass off lrqtms - laughing really quietly to myself m.o - makeout
lmo - Leave Me One lshismp - laughed so hard I shit my pants m/b - maybe
lmoao - Laughing my Other Ass Off lshiwms - laughing so hard I wet myself m/f - male or female
lmp - lick my pussy lshmson - laughing so hard milk shot out m2 - me too
lmpo - laughing my panties off nose m3 - me
lms - leave me some lsr - loser m473s - friends
lmsao - laughing my sexy ass off lsudi - Lets see you do it m473z - friends
lmso - laughing my socks off lt - long time m4f - male for female
lmtd - limited lthtt - laughing too hard to type m4m - male for male
lmtfa - leave me the fuck alone ltip - laughting until I puke m8 - friend
lmto - laughing my tits off ltm - listen to me m84l - mate for life
lmtus - let me tell you something ltmq - Laugh To Myself Quietly m9 - mine
ln - last name ltms - Laughing to my self mabby - maybe
lnk - Link ltnc - Long time no see mabe - Maybe
lobfl - Laugh Out Bloody Fucking Loud ltns - long time no see mah - my
lof - Laughing on floor ltnsoh - Long time, no see or hear mao - my ass off
lofi - uncool ltp - Lay the pipe marvy - marvelous
lofl - laugh out fucking loud ltr - later mastrb8 - masturbate.
loi - laughing on the inside lttpot - laughing to the point of tears mayb - maybe
lol - laughing out loud ltw - Lead The Way mayte - mate
lold - laughed out loud lu2 - love you too mb - my bad
lol@u - Laugh out loud at you lu4l - love you for life mbf - my best friend
lolarotf - laughing out loud and rolling lub - laugh under breath mbhsm - My Boobs Hurt So Much
on the floor lug - lesbian until graduation mbl8r - Maybe Later
lolcano - laugh out loud lul - love you lots mcs - My computer sucks
lolcity - the whole city laughs out loud lulab - Love you like a brother mcse - Microsoft Certified Systems
lold - laughed out loud lulas - Love You Like a Sister Engineer
lolees - laugh out loud lulz - Laughing out loud. me2 - me too
lolerz - laugh out loud lurker - one who reads but doesnt reply meatcurtain - womans private parts
lolin - laughing out loud luser - user who is a loser meatspace - the real world
lollam - Laughing Out Loud Like A luv - love meeh - me
Maniac luver - lover mego - my eyes glaze over
meh - whatever msg - message nc - not cool
mf - motherfucker msh - Me so horny ncaa - National Collegiate Athletic
mf2f4sx - meet face to face for sex msibo - my side is busting open Association
mfa - mother fucking asshole msie - microsofts internet explorer ncs - no crap sherlock
mfah - motherfucking asshole msm - main stream media nd - and
mfao - my fucking ass off msmd - monkey see - monkey do ndit - No details in thread
mfb - mother fucking bitch msv - Microsoft Vista ndn - indian
mfg - merge from current mtc - more to come ne - any
mflfs - married female looking for sex mtf - More to Follow ne1 - anyone
mgiwjsdchmw - my girlfriend is mtfbwy - May the Force be with you neday - any day
watching jeff so dont call her my wife mtrfkr - motherfucker nedn - any day now
mhh - my head hurts mu - miss you neida - any idea
mhm - Yes mudda - mother nemore - Anymore
mho - My Humble Opinion mul - miss you lots nes - Nintendo Entertainment System
mia - Missing In Action musm - Miss You So Much nething - anything
mic - microphone mutha - mother neva - never
miid - my internet is down muve - multi-user virtual environment nevah - never
milf - Mom id like to fuck muvva - mother nevm - never mind
miltf - Mom Id like to fuck mwah - kiss nevr - never
min - minute mwf - Married White Female newais - Anyways
miq - make it quick myfb - mind your fucking business neway - anyway
mir - mom in room myke - man-dyke neways - anyways
mirl - meet in real life myn - mine newayz - anyways
misc. - miscellaneous myob - mind your own business newb - someone who is new
miself - myself myodb - mind your own damn business newbie - new player
mite - might myofb - mind your own fucking business newez - anyways
miwnlf - mom I would not like to fuck. mypl - my young padawan learner nfbsk - not for british school kids
mk - mmm....ok mysm - Miss you so much nfc - no fucking clue
mle - emily myspce - myspace nfd - no fucking deal
mlod - mega laugh out loud of doom mmorpg - massively multiplayer online nfi - no fucking idea
mmamp - Meet me at my place role playing game nfs - not for sale
mmas - meet me after school n e - any nft - no further text
mmatc - meet me around the corner n/a - not applicable nfw - no fucking way
mmatp - meet me at the park n/a/s/l - name, age, sex location ng - nice game
mmbocmb - message me back or n/m - nevermind nh - nice hand
comment me back n/n - nickname ni - no idea
mmd - make my day n/o - no offense ni994 - nigga
mmk - umm, ok n/t - no text nic - Network Interface Card
mmlfs - married man looking for sex n00b - newbie nifoc - naked in front of computer
mmo - Massive Multiplayer Online n00bs - newbies nifok - naked in front of keyboard
mmt - meet me there n00dz - nudes nigysob - now Ive got you son of a
mmtyh - My mom thinks youre hot n00s - news bitch
mmw - making me wet n1 - nice one nimby - not in my backyard
mngmt - management n199312 - african american nin - no its not
mnm - eminem n1994 - african american nip - nothing in particular
mnt - More next time n2 - into nips - nipples
mobo - motherboard n2g - Not too good nizzle - nigger
mod - (moderator || modification) n2m - not too much nj - Nice job
mofo - mother fucker n2mh - not too much here njoy - enjoy
moh - Medal Of Honor n2mhbu - not too much how about you? njp - nice job partner
mohaa - Medal of Honor Allied Assult n2mhjc - not too much here just chillin nk - no kidding
mol - more or less n2mu - not too much, you? nkt - never knew that
mompl - moment please n2n - need to know nld - nice lay down
moobs - man boobs n2p - need to pee nm - not much
mor - more n64 - Nintendo 64 nm u - not much, you
morf - male or female n8v - native nme - enemy
moro - tomorrow na - not applicable nmh - not much here
mos - mom over shoulder na4w - not appropriate for work nmhau - nothing much how about you
moss - member of same sex naa - not at all nmhm - nothing much here, man
motarded - more retarded nade - grenade nmhu - nothing much here, you?
motd - message of the day nafkam - Not Away From Keyboard nmhwby - nothing much here what about
motos - member of the opposite sex Any More you
mpbis - most popular boy in school nah - no nmjc - not much, just chillin
mpd - Multiple Personality Disorder nao - Not As Often nmjch - Nothing Much Just Chilling
mpgis - most popular girl in school naw - no nmjcu - nothing much, just chilling,
mph - miles per hour naww - no you?
mpih - my penis is hard nb - not bad nmjdhw - nothing much just doing
mpty - more power to you nb,p - nothing bad, parents homework
mrau - message received and understood nbd - no big deal nmjfa - nothing much, just fucking
msf - male seeking female nbdy - nobody around
nmnhnlm - no money, no honey, nobody nty - no thank you omfl - oh my fucking internet connection
loves me nu - new is slow
nmu - nothing much, you nub - inexperienced person omfwtg - Oh My Fuck What The God?
nmw - no matter what nuff - enough omg - oh my God
nn - good night nuffin - nothing omgd - Oh my gosh dude
nn2r - no need to respond nufin - nothing omgf - oh my god...Fuck!
nnfaa - no need for an apology nutin - nothing omgg - Oh my gosh girl
no pro - no problem nuttin - nothing omgicfbi - Oh my god I cant fucking
noaa - National Oceanic and nv - envy believe it
Atmospheric Administration nvm - never mind omgih - Oh My God In Heaven
noe - know nvr - never omginbd - Oh my God, Its no big deal
nofi - No Flame Intended nvrm - Nevermind omgny - oh my god no way
nolm - No one loves me nvrmnd - never mind omgosh - Oh my gosh
nomw - not on my watch nw - no way omgroflmao - oh my god roll on the
noob - someone who is new nwb - a new person floor laughing my ass off
noobie - new person nwih - no way in hell omgsh - oh my gosh
nooblet - new player nwrus - no way are your serious omgukk - oh my god you killed kenny
noobz0r - newbie nws - not work safe omgwtf - on my God, what the fuck
noodz - nude pictures nwtf - now what the fuck omgwtfbbq - oh my God, what the fuck
nookie - sex nwy - no way omgwtfhax - Oh My God What The
nop - normal operating procedure nxt - next Fuck, Hacks!
norwich - knickers off ready when I ny1 - Anyone omgwtfnipples - on my God, what the
come home nyc - New York City fuck
notin - nothing nyf - not your fault omgykkyb - oh my god you killed kenny
noub - none of your business o rly - oh really you bastards
nowai - No way o rly? - Oh Really? omgz - oh my God
nowin - knowing o&o - over and out omgzors - oh my god
noyb - none of your business o.p. - Original Poster omhg - oh my hell god
noygdb - none of your god damn o/y - oh yeah omj - oh my jesus
business oar - on a roll ommfg - oh my mother fucking god
np - no problem oaw - on a website omt - one more time
npa - not paying attention obgjfioyo - old but good job finding it on omw - on my way
npc - Non-playable character your own omy - oh my!
npe - nope obo - or best offer onoez - oh no
npgf - no problem girl friend obtw - oh, by the way onoz - oh no
nph - no problem here obv - obviously oobl - out of breath laughing
npi - no pun intended obvi - obviously ooc - out of character
npnt - no picture, no talk ocd - obsessive compulsive disorder oohm - out of his/her mind
nps - No Problems od - over dose oom - Out of mana
nq - Thank you oday - software illegally obtained before oomm - out of my mind
nr - no reserve it was released ooo - out of the office
nr4u - not right for you odtaa - one damn thing after another ootb - out of the blue
nrg - energy oe - or else op - operator
nrn - No Response Necessary of10 - often orlsx - oral sex
ns - nice ofc - of course orly - oh really?
nsa - No Strings Attached ofcol - oh for crying out loud orly? - Oh Really?
nsfmf - not so fast my friend ofn - Old Fucking News os - operating system
nsfw - not safe for work oftc - out for the count osbutctt - only sad bastards use this
nsok? - no slang ok? oftn - often crappy text talk
nss - no shit sherlock oftpc - off topic osd - On Screen Display
nst - no school today og - original gangster osifgt - oh shit i forgot
nstaafl - No Such Thing As a Free Lunch ogw - oh guess what oslt - or something like that
nt - nice try oh noes - oh shit! osy - oh screw you
ntb - not to bad oh noez - Oh no! ot - off topic
nthg - nothing ohic - oh I see otfcu - on the floor cracking up
nthin - nothing ohnoez - Oh no otfl - on the floor laughing
nthn - nothing ohy - oh hell yeah otflmao - On the floor laughing my ass
ntigaf - not that i give a fuck oibmpc - oops I broke my computer off
ntk - Need to know oic - oh, I see otflmfao - On the floor laughing my
ntkb - need to know basis oicic - oh i see i see fucking ass off
ntm - not to much oicu - oh, i see you! otflol - on the floor laughing out loud
ntmu - nice to meet you oidia - oops i did it again otfp - on the fucking phone
ntmy - nice to meet you oj - orange juice oti - on the internet
ntrly - Not Really ok - okay otl - out to lunch
ntstt - not safe to talk oll - online love otoh - on the other hand
ntt - need to talk omdz - Oh My Days otp - on the phone
nttiawwt - Not that there is anything omfg - oh my fucking god ots - over the shoulder
wrong with that. omfgn - Oh my fucking god noob ott - over the top
ntty - nice talking to you omfgsh - Oh My Fucking Gosh otw - on the way
ntxt - no text omfj - oh my fucking jesus ova - over
oways - oh wow are you serious phear - fear poets - piss off early, tomorrows
owned - made to look bad phlr - peace hugs love respect Saturday
ownt - made to look bad phq - fuck you pol - parent over looking
ownz - owns phreak - freak poms - parent over my shoulder
ownzer - one who makes others look bad phreaker - phone hacker poo - poop
ownzorz - Owned. phuck - fuck poontang - female genitalia
owt - Out phucker - fucker popo - police
oww - Oops, wrong window phun - fun poq - Piss Off Quick
oyfe! - Open Your Fucking Eyes! phux - Fuck pos - Parent Over Shoulder
oyr - Oh Yeah Right phuxor - fuck poscs - parents over sholder change
p-nis - penis pic - picture subject
p.o.s - parent over shoulder piccies - Pictures posmbri - parent over shoulder might be
p.o.s. - parent over shoulder pics - pictures reading it
p/oed - pissed off pihb - pee in his/her butt potc - pirates of the caribbean
p/w - password piitb - put it in the butt pots - Plain Old Telephone Service
p0wn - make to look bad pima - Pain in my ass pov - point of view
p2p - peer to peer pimfa - pain in my fucking ass pow - prisoner of war
p3n0r - penis pimha - Pain in my hairy ass pp - pee pee
p3n15 - penis pimpl - pissing in my pants laughing ppl - people
p911 - parent emergency (parent near) pino - Filipino ppls - people
pach - parents are coming home pir - parents in room pplz - people
pachs - parents are coming home soon pita - pain in the ass ppor - post proof or recant
pae - Pimpin aint easy piw - Parent is watching ppppppp - Prior Proper Planning
pag - Parents Are Gone pix - pictures Prevents Piss Poor Performance
pah - parents at home pk - player kill pr0 - professional
parnts - parents pl0x - please pr0n - porn
pas - parent at side pl8 - plate preggers - pregnant
pasii - put a sock in it plac - parent looking at computer prn - porn
paw - parents are watching plams - parents looking at my screen prncss - princess
pb - peanut butter plars - party like a rock star prnoscrn - porn on screen
pb&j - peanut butter and jelly platcs - parent looking at the computer pro - professional
pbb - parent behind back screen prob - problem
pbj - peanut butter and jelly ples - please probz - probably
pbkc - Problem between keyboard & pleaz - please prolly - Probably
chair pleez - please prollz - probably
pbly - probably pleeze - please pron - porn
pbp - Please Be Patient pleze - please prp - please reply
pcbd - page cannot be displayed plma - please leave me alone prsn - person
pce - peace plmk - please let me know prv - private
pcent - percent plocks - please prvrt - pervert
pcrs - Parents can read slang plom - parents looking over me prw - parents are watching
pda - public display of affection plomb - parents looking over my back ps1 - Play Station 1
pdg - pretty damn good ploms - parent looking over my shoulder ps2 - Play Station 2
pdq - pretty damn quick plos - Parents Looking Over Shoulder ps3 - Play Station 3
peanus - penis plox - please psbms - parent standing by my side
pearoast - repost pls - please psos - parent standing over sholder
pebcak - Problem Exists Between Chair plse - please pt33n - preteen
and Keyboard plx - please/thanks ptbb - pass the barf bag
pebkac - problem exists between plz - please ptfo - passed the fuck out
keyboard and chair plzkthx - Please? OK, Thank you pthc - preteen hardcore
pebmac - Problem Exist Between plzthx - please? Thanks ptl - Praise the Lord
monitor and chair pmfji - Pardon me for jumping in pto - Personal Time Off
peep dis - check out what Im telling you pmfsl - piss my fucking self laughing puh-leaze - Please
peeps - people pmg - oh my God pvp - player versus player
pen0r - Penis pmita - pound me in the ass pvt - pervert
pen15 - penis pmitap - pound me in the ass prison pw - parent watching
perv - pervert pml - pissing myself laughing pwb - pussy whipped bitch
pex - Please explain? pmo - pissing me off pwcb - parents watching close by
pezzas - parents pmp - pissing my pants pwd - password
pf - profile pmpl - piss my pants laughing pwn - made to look bad
pfa - Please Find Attached pmsfl - Pissed Myself Fucking Laughing pwn3d - owned
pfo - please fuck off pmsl - piss my self laughing pwn3r - owner
pfos - parental figure over sholder pnhlgd - parents not home, lets get dirty pwnage - Ownage
pfy - pimply faced youth pns - penis pwnd - owned
pg - page pnus - penis pwned - made to look bad
ph# - phone number po - piss off pwner - owner
ph33r - fear po po - police pwnt - owned
ph34r - fear pod - pissed off pwnz - owns
phag - fag pob - parent over back pwnzor - owner
phat - pretty hot and tasty
pwoms - parent watching over my rlgf - Real Life Girl Friend roflpimp - rolling on the floor laughing
shoulder rlly - really pissing in my pants
pwor - power rln - real life name roflwtime - Rolling on the Floor
pww - parents were watching rly - really laughing with tears in my eyes
pxr - punk rocker rlz - rules rofpml - rolling on the floor pissing
pydim - put your dick in me rme - rolling my eyes myself laughing
pyfco - put your freaking clothes on rmso - Rock My socks off rofwl - Rolling on the floor while
pyt - pretty young thing rnt - arent laughing
pz - peace ro - rock out roger - affirmative
pzled - puzzled rodger - affirmative rogl - rolling on ground laughing
qed - Ive made my Point rofc - Rolling On Floor Crying roglmfao - rolling on ground laughing
qfe - quoted for emphasis roffle - rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off
qfmft - quoted for motherfucking truth roffle out loud - rolling on the floor roids - steroids
qft - quoted for truth laughing out loud roj - affirmative
ql - cool rofflecake - rolling on the floor laughing rol - rolling over laugihng
qool - cool rofflecopters - rolling on the floor with rolmao - Rolling Over Laughing My Ass
qoolz - cool laughter Off
qotd - quote of the day roffleol - rolling on the floor laughing rolmfao - rolling over laughing my
qotsa - queens of the stone age out loud fucking ass off
qoty - quote of the year roffles - rolling on floor laughing roofles - rolling on the floor laughing
qpwd - quit posting while drunk rofflmfao - rolling on the floor laughing ror - raughing out roud
qq - crying eyes my fucking ass rotf - rolling on the floor
qt - cutie rofl - rolling on the floor laughing rotfflmao - rolling on the fucking floor
qt3.14 - cutie pie rofl&pmp - rolling on floor laughing and laughing my ass off
r-tard - retard peeing my pants rotfflmfao - rolling on the fucking floor
r0x0rz - rocks roflastc - Rolling On Floor Laughing laughing my fucking ass off
r8 - rate And Scaring The Cat rotfl - rolling on the floor laughing
r8p - rape roflcopter - Rolling on the floor laughing rotflaviab - rolling on the floor laughing
r8pist - rapist roflcopters - rolling on the floor and vomiting in a bucket
r8t - rate laughing, VERY funny. rotflmao - rolling on the floor laughing
ra2 - red alert 2 (game) roflkmd - rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
ra3 - Red Alert 3 (game) kicking my dog rotflmaofaktd - Rolling on the floor
rawk - Rock roflmao - rolling on the floor laughing laughing my ass off farted and killed the
rawks - rocks my ass off dog
rawr - roar roflmaoapimp - rolling on the floor rotflmaool - rolling on the floor laughing
rbay - right back at you laughing my ass off and peeing in my my ass off out loud
rbm - right behind me pants rotflmaostc - rolling on the floor
rcsa - right click save as roflmaool - Rolling on the floor laughing laughing my ass off scaring the cat
rcvd - received my ass off out loud rotflmbo - rolling on the floor laughing
re - reply roflmaopmp - rolling on the floor, my butt off
laughing my ass off, pissing my pants rotflmfao - rolling on the floor laughing
roflmaouts - Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off
re/rehi - hello again my fucking ass off unable to speak rotflmfaopimp - rolling on the floor
roflmaowpimp - rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off peeing in
laughing my ass off while peeing in my my pants
reefer - marijuana pants rotflmfaopmp - rolling on the floor
refl - rolling on the floor laughing roflmbfao - Rolling On Floor Laughing laughing my ass off pissin my pants
rehi - hello again My Big Fat Ass Off rotflmfho - rolling on the floor laughing
rele - really roflmbo - rolling on floor laughing my my fucking head off
rents - parents butt off rotflmho - rolling on the floor laughing
rentz - parents roflmfaopimp - rolling on the floor my head off
rep - to represent laughing my fucking ass off pissing in rotflmmfao - rolling on the floor
reppin - representing my pants laughing my mother fucking ass off
rff - really fucking funny roflmfaopmp - rolling on flor laughing rotflol - rolling on the floor laughing out
rflmao - rolling on the floor laughing my my fucking ass of peeing my pants loud
ass off roflmgao - rolling on the floor laughing rotfpm - rolling on the floor pissing
rfn - right fucking now my gay ass off myself
rgr - roger roflmgdao - rolling on the floor laughing rotfwlmao - rolling on the floor while
rhcp - red hot chilli peppers my god damn ass off laughing my ass off
rhgir - really hot guy in room roflmgdmfao - roling on floor laughing rotg - rolling on the ground
ricl - rolling in chair laughing my god damn mother fucking ass off rotglmao - rolling on the ground
rifk - rolling on the floor laughing roflmgo - Rolling On Floor Laughing laughing my ass off
rihad - Rot In Hell And Die My Guts Out rotw - rest of the world
rino - republican in name only roflmiaha - Rolling on the floor laughing rowyco - rock out with your cock out
rite - right myself into a heart attack rox - rocks
ritjive - non virgin roflmmfao - rolling on the floor laughing roxor - rock
rl - real life my mother fucking ass off roxorz - rocks
rlbf - Real Life Boy Friend roflol - rolling on floor laughing out loud roxxor - rock
rlf - Real Life Friend roflolbag - Rolling On The Floor rp - roleplay
rlg - really loud giggle Laughing Out Loud Busting A Gut rpg - role playing game
rplbk - reply back sec - second sk8 - skate
rpo - royally pissed off secks - sex sk8er - skater
rq - real quick secksea - Sexy sk8r - skater
rr - rest room secksy - sexy sk8ter - skater
rrb - restroom break sed - said sk8tr - skater
rsn - real soon now see through your eyes - stye sked - schedule
rta - read the article seg - Shit Eatin Grin skeet - ejaculate
rtard - retard sellin - selling skewl - school
rtbq - Read The Blinking Question seo - Search Engine Optimization skhool - school
rtf - return the favor serp - search engine results page skillz - skills
rtfa - read the fucking article sexc - sexy skl - School
rtffp - Read the fucking front page sexe - sexy skool - school
rtfm - read the fucking manual sexi - Sexy sktr - skater
rtfmfm - read the fucking manual sexii - sexy skwl - school
fucking moron sexilicious - Very Sexy sl4n - so long for now
rtfmm - read the fucking manual moron sexx0rz - sex sleepn - sleeping
rtfp - read the fucking post sez - says slf - sexy little fuck
rtfq - Read The Fucking Question sfh - So Fucking Hot slgb - Straight/Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual
rtfu - Ready the fuck up sfm - so fucking much slng - slang
rtg - ready to go sfr - so fucking random slore - slutty whore
rtl - report the loss sfs - so fucking stupid slp - sleep
rtm - read the manual sfsg - So far so good slt - something like that
rtry - retry sfu - shut the fuck up sl^t - Slut
rts - Real-time strategy sfw - safe for work smb - see my blog
ru - are you sfy - speak for yourself smbt - Suck my big toe
rua - are you alone sgb - straight/gay/bisexual smc - suck my cock
ruabog - are you a boy or girl sh - shit happens smd - suck my dick
rubz2nt - are you busy tonight shag - fuck smdb - suck my dick bitch
rugta - are you going to answer shawty - girl smdvq - suck my dick quickly
ruk - are you ok? shd - should smeg - fuck
rumf - Are you male or female shexi - sexy smexy - sexy
rumf? - Are you male or female? shexy - sexy smf - stupid motherfucker
ruok - are you ok? shiat - Shit smfd - suck my fucking dick
rur - are you ready shiet - shit smfpos - stupid mother fucking piece of
rut - are you there shiz - shit shit
rut? - are you there? shizit - shit smh - shaking my head
ruwm - are you watching me shiznat - shit smhb - suck my hairy balls
rwb - Rich White Bitch shiznit - shit smho - Screaming My Head Off
ryt - right shizz - shit smithwaws - Smack me in the head with
ryte - right shizzle - shit a wooden spoon
s - smile shmexy - sexy smofo - stupid mother fucker
spose - suppose shmily - see how much i love you smst - somebody missed snack time
s.i.n.g.l.e - Stay intoxicated nightly, get shonuff - sure enough smt - suck my tits
laid everyday. showin - showing smthin - something
s.i.t. - stay in touch shrn - so hot right now smtm - sometime
s.o.a.b. - son of a bitch sht - shit sn - screen name
s.o.b. - son of a bitch shtf - shit hits the fan snafu - situation normal all fucked up
s/b - should be shud - should snafubar - Situation Normal All Fucked
s/n - screen name shuddup - Shut Up Up Beyond Any Recognition
s2a - sent to all shup - shut up snes - Super Nintendo Entertainment
s2bu - Sucks to be you shut^ - shut Up System
s2r - send to receive shwr - shower snf - so not fair
s2u - same to you shyat - shit snog - kiss
s8ter - skater shyt - shit snogged - kissed
sab - slap a bitch sibir - sibling in room soa - service oriented architecture
sagn - Spelling and Grammar Nazi sic - said in context soab - son of a btch
sah - sexy as hell sicl - sitting in chair laughing soad - system of a down
sahm - stay at home mom sif - as if soafb - son of a fucking bitch
sbd - silent but deadly sifnt - as if not sob - son of a bitch
sblai - stop babbaling like an idiot sig - Signature sobs - same, old, boring shit
sbs - such bull shit siggy - Signature soc - Same old crap
sbt - sorry bout that silf - Sister Id Like To Fuck soe - service oriented enterprise
scnr - sorry, I couldnt resist simcl - sitting in my chair laughing sof - smile on face
scool - school simclmao - sitting in my chair laughing sofas - stepping out for a smoke
scrilla - money my ass off sofs - same old fucking shit
scrt - secret siol - Shout It Out Loud soi - service oriented infrastructure
scurred - scared sis - sister sok - Its ok
sd - suck dick sitb - sex in the but sokay - its okay
sdf^ - shut da fuck up siuya - shove it up your ass sol - Shit outta luck
sdlc - Software Development Life Cycle sk - spawn kill somm - something
som1 - someone stw - share the wealth taig - Thats all I got.
some1 - someone su - shut up tanq - thank you
soo - So suagooml - shut up and get out of my tanstaafl - there aint no such thing as a
soobs - saggy boobs life free lunch
sool - shit out of luck suib - shut up im busy tard - retard
sop - same old place suk - suck tarfu - things are really fucked up
sorg - Straight or Gay suka - Sucker tat - that
sorreh - sorry sukz - sucks tat2 - tattoo
sorta - sort of sul - see you later taunch - te amo un chingo
sos - same old shit sum1 - someone taw - Teachers are Watching
sosdd - same old shit, different day sumtin - something tay - thinking about you
sosg - spouse over shoulder gone sup - whats up tb - text back
sot - suck on this supposably - Supposedly tb4u - too bad for you
sotc - stupid off topic crap sus - see you soon tba - to be anounced
sotr - sex on the road susfu - situation unchanged, still fucked tbc - To be continued
sowwy - sorry up tbd - to be decided
soz - sorry sut - see you tomorrow tbf - to be fair
sploits - exploits sux - sucks tbfh - to be fucking honest
sploitz - exploits sux0rz - sucks tbh - to be honest
spos - stupid peace of shit sux2bu - sucks to be you tbhimo - to be honest in my opinion
sprm - sperm suxor - Sucks tbnt - thanks but no thanks
srly - seriously suxors - sucks tbp - The Pirate Bay
sroucks - thats cool, but it still sucks suxorz - sucks tbpfh - To be perfectly fucking honest
srry - sorry suxx - sucks tbph - To be perfectly honest
srs - serious suxxor - sucks tbqh - to be quite honest
srsly - seriously suyah - shut up you ass hole! tbss - too bad so sad
sry - sorry svn - seven tc - take care
srynd2g - sorry need to go svu - special victims unit tcg - Trading Card Game
ss - screenshot sw - so what tchbo - Topic creater has been owned
ss4l - smoking sista for life swafk - sealed with a friendly kiss tcp - transmission control protocol
ssdd - same shit, different day swak - sealed with a kiss tcp/ip - transmission control
ssdp - same shit different pile swalk - sealed with a loving kiss protocol/internet protocol
ssia - subject says it all swf - single white female td2m - talk dirty to me
ssl - secure sockets layer swm - single white male tddup - till death do us part
ssob - stupid sons of bitches swmbo - she who must be obeyed tdl - Too Damn Lazy
ssry - so sorry swp - sorry wrong person tdtm - Talk Dirty To Me
sssd - Same Shit Same Day swt - sweet te - Team effort
st - Stop That sx - sex teh - the
st1 - stoned sxc - sexy teotwawki - the end of the world as we
st8 - state sxe - straight edge know it
stb - soon to be sxi - sexy terd - shit
stbx - soon to be ex sxs - sex tfa - the fucking article
stby - sucks to be you sxy - sexy tfb - time for bed
std - sexually transmitted disease syatp - see you at the party tfbundy - totaly fucked but unfortunatly
steamloller - Laughing. Alot. sydim - stick your dick in me not dead yet
stfd - sit the fuck down sydlm - Shut your dirty little mouth tff - Thats Fucking Funny
stfm - search the fucking manual syfm - shut your fucking mouth tffw - Too funny for words
stfng - search the fucking news group syiab - see you in a bit tfic - Tongue Firmly In Cheek
stfu - shut the fuck up syiaf - see you in a few tfln - thanx for last night
stfua - shut the fuck up already syl - see you later tfm - too fucking much
stfuah - shut the fuck up asshole syl8r - see you later tfti - thanks for the information
stfub - shut the fuck up bitch syoa - Save Your Own Ass tfu - thats fucked up
stfuda - Shut the fuck up dumb ass syrs - see ya real soon tg - thank god
stfun - Shut the fuck up nigger sys - see you soon tgfe - together forever
stfuogtfo - Shut the fuck up or get the sysop - system operator tgfitw - The Greatest Fans In The World
fuck out. syt - see you there tgft - thank god for that
stfuppercut - shut the fuck up sz - sorry tgfuap - thank god for unanswered
stfuyb - shut the fuck up you bitch t#3 - the prayers
stfuysoab - shut the fuck up you son of a t,ftfy - there, fixed that for you tghig - thank god husband is gone
bitch t/a - Try again tgif - thank god its friday
stfw - search the fucking web t2b - time to blunt tgiff - thank god its fucking Friday
stg - swear to god t2m - talk to me tgis - thank god its saturday
sth - something t2u - talking to you tgiwjo - Thank God It Was Just Once
sthing - something t2ul - talk to you later tgsttttptct - thank God someone took the
sthu - shut the hell up t3h - the time to put this crap together
stoopid - stupid t4m - Transgender for Male tgtbt - Too Good To Be True
stpd - stupid t8st - taste tgwig - thank god wife is gone
str8 - straight ta - thanks again tha - the
stt - Same time tomorrow taci - thats a crappy idea thankies - Thank You
stufu - stupid fucker taht - that thankx - thank you
thanq - thank you tmtoyh - Too Much Time On Your ttyl - talk to you later
thanx - thank you Hands ttyl8r - talk to you later
thatz - thats tmw - Too much work ttyn - talk to you never
thnx - thanks tn1 - trust no-one ttyna - talk to you never again
tho - though tna - tits and ass ttyo - talk to u online
thr - there tnlnsl - Took nothing left nothing signed ttys - talk to you soon
thru - through log ttyt - talk to you tomorrow
tht - that tnx - thanks ttytt - to tell you the truth
thwdi - thats how we do it tob - teacher over back ttywl - Talk to you way later
thwy - the hell with you! tofy - Thinking of You tu - thank you
thx - thank you toh - typing one handed tuff - tough
thz - thank you tok2ul8r - ill talk to you later tuh - to
tia - thanks in advance tolol - thinking of laughing out loud tut - take your time
tiafayh - Thanks in advance for all your tomm - tommorow tuvm - thank you very much
help tomoz - tomorrow tv - television
tiai - take it all in tos - terms of service tvm - thanks very much
tif2m - this is fucking 2 much totl - total tw - Teacher Watching
tifu - that is fucked up totm - top of the morning twajs - That was a joke, son.
tigger - tiger totp - talking on the phone twat - vagina
til - until totpd - top of the page dance twbc - that would be cool
tilf - Teenager Id Like To Fuck tou - thinking of you twdah - that was dumb as hell
tinf - this is not fair tp - toilet paper twf - That was funny
tinstaafl - There Is No Such Thing As A tpb - the pirate bay twfaf - thats what friends are for
Free Lunch tpiwwp - this post is worthless without twi - Texting While Intoxicated
tioli - take it or leave it pictures twoh - typing with one hand
tis - is tps - test procedure specification tws2wa - That was so 2 weeks ago
tisc - that is so cool tptb - the powers that be twss - Thats what she said
tisfu - that is so fucked up tq - Thank You twsy - That was so yeterday
tisg - this is so gay trani - transexual twvsoy - that was very stupid of you
tisnf - that is so not fair trble - trouble tx - thanks
tiss - This is some shit trd - tired txs - thanks
tisw - that is so wrong troll - person who diliberately stirs up txt - text
tix - tickets trouble ty - thank you
tjb - thats just boring tru - true tyclos - turn your CAPS LOCK off,
tk - team kill ts - talking shit stupid
tkd - Tae Kwon Do tsff - thats so fuckin funny tyfi - Thank You for invite
tker - team killer tsig - that site is gay tym - time
tks - thanks tsnf - thats so not fair typ - thank you partner
tku - thank you tss - Thats so sweet typo - typing mistake
tl - Tough Luck tswc - tell someone who cares tysm - thank you so much
tl:dr - Too Long; Didnt Read tt4n - ta ta for now tysvm - thank you so very much
tl; dr - To Long; Didnt read ttbomk - to the best o fmy knowledge tyt - take your time
tl;dr - too long; didnt read ttc - text the cell tyty - thank you thank you
tla - Three Letter Acronym ttfn - ta ta for now tyvm - Thank You Very Much
tlc - tender loving care tthb - try to hurry back tyvvm - thank you very very much
tld - told ttihlic - try to imagine how little i care u iz a 304 - you is a hoe
tldnr - too long, did not read ttiuwiop - this thread is useless without ud - you would
tldr - Too long, didnt read. pics ull - you will
tlgo - The list goes on ttiuwop - this thread is useless without ur - youre
tliwwv - this link is worthless without pics uv - you have
video ttiwwop - This thread is worthless uve - Youve
tlk - talk without pics u/l - upload
tlkin - talking ttiwwp - this thread is worthless without u/n - username
tltpr - Too long to proof read. pics u2 - You too
tlyk - to let you know ttl - total u2u - up to you
tmaai - tell me all about it ttly - totally u4i - up for it
tmai - tell me about it ttm - talk to me ua - user agreement
tmbi - tell me about it ttml - talk to me later uaaaa - Universal Association Against
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tmmrw - tomorrow ttr - time to run uat - User Acceptance Testing
tmo - take me out ttrf - Thats the rules, fucker ub3r - super
tmoz - tomorrow ttt - to the top uber - over
tmr - tomorrow ttth - Talk To The Hand uctaodnt - you cant teach an old dog
tmr@ia - the monkeys are at it again ttul - Talk To You Later new tricks
tmrw - Tomorrow ttus - talk to you soon uds - you dumb shit
tmsaisti - Thats my story and Im tty - Talk to You udwk - you dont want to know
sticking to it. ttyab - Talk to you after breakfast udy - you done yet
tmsg - tell me something good ttyad - Talk to you after Dinner ufab - ugly fat ass bitch
tmsidk - tell me somthing i dont know ttyal - Talk to you after lunch ufia - unsolicited finger in the anus
tmtmo - text me tomorrow ttyas - talk to you at school ufic - Unsolicited Finger in Chili
ufmf - you funny mother fucker vnh - Very nice hand wayh - why are you here
ugba - you gay bitch ass voip - voice over ip waysw - Why are you so weird
ugtr - you got that right vry - very wayt - What are you thinking?
uhab - you have a blog vwd - very well done wayut - what are you up to
uhems - you hardly ever make sense vweg - very wicked evil grin waz - what is
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ulbom - you looked better on myspace w.e - Whatever waz^ - whats up?
umfriend - sexual partner w.e. - whatever wb - welcome back
un2bo - you need to back off w.o.w - World of Warcraft wbagnfarb - would be a good name for a
uom - You owe me w/ - with rock band
upcia - unsolicited pool cue in anus w/b - write back wbbs - will be back soon
upia - unsolicited pencil in anus w/e - whatever wbp - Welcome Back Partner
upmo - You piss me off w/end - weekend wbs - write back soon
upos - you piece of shit w/eva - whatever wbu - what about you
upw - unidentified party wound w/o - with out wc - who cares
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ur2g - you are too good w/u - with you wcw - webcam whore
ura - you are a w00t - woohoo wd - well done
uradrk - youre a dork w012d - word wdhlm - why doesnt he love me?
uraqt - you are a cutie w2g - Way to go wdtm - what does that mean
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urg - you are gay w8am - wait a minute wdum - what do you mean
url8 - you are late w8ing - waiting wdus - What Did You Say
urs - yours w8ter - waiter wdut - what do you think?
ursab - you are such a bitch w? - what? wdutom - what do you think of me
ursdf - you are so damn fine wab - what a bitch wduwta - what do you wanna talk about
ursg - you are so gay wad - without a doubt wdwdn - what do we do now
ursh - you are so hot wad ^ - whats up? wdwgw? - where did we go wrong?
urssb - you are so sexy baby wadr - with all due respect wdydt - why do you do that
urstpid - you are stupid wadzup - Whats up? wdye - What do you expect
urstu - you are stupid waf - weird as fuck wdyl - who do you like
urtb - you are the best wafda - What a Fucking Dumb Ass wdym - what do you mean
urtbitw - You are the best in the world! wafl - what a fucking loser wdys - What did you say
urtrd - you retard wafm - wait a fucking minute wdyt - what do you think
urtw - you are the worst wafn - what a fucken noob wdytia - who do you think i am?
urw - you are weird wai - what an idiot wdyw - what do you want
uryyfm - you are too wise for me walstib - what a long strange trip its wdywtdt - Why Do You Want To Do
usck - you suck been That?
usd - United States Dollar wam - wait a minute wdywtta - what do you want to talk
ussr - The Union of Soviet Socialist wamh - with all my heart about
Republics wan2tlk - Want to talk webby - webcam
usuk - You Suck wana - want to weg - wicked evil grin
usux - you suck wanafuk - wanna fuck wen - when
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ut? - you there? wanking - Masturbating wev - Whatever
utfs - Use the fucking search wanna - want to weve - what ever
uttm - you talking to me? wansta - wanna be ganster wevr - whatever
uty - its up to you warez - illegally obtained software wfh - Working From Home
uve - Youve wassup - whats up? wfhw - whats for homework
uw - youre welcome wasup - Whats Up wfyb - whatever floats your boat
uya - up your ass was^ - Whats Up wg - wicked gril
uyab - up your ass bitch wat - what wgac - who gives a crap
vag - vagina wats^ - Whats Up wgaf - Who gives a fuck
vajayjay - vagina watev - whatever wgas - who gives a shit
vb - visual basic wateva - whatever wgasa - who gives a shit anyway
vbeg - very big evil grin watevr - whatever wgo - whats going on
vbg - very big grin watevs - whatever wgph2 - Want to go play Halo 2?
vfe - Virgins 4 ever wats - whats wha - what?
vff - Verry Fucking Funny wats ^ - whats up whaddya - what do you
vfm - value for money wats^ - whats up? whaletail - thong
vgh - Very good hand watz ^ - Whats up whatcha - what are you
vgl - very good looking wauo - why are u oooing whatev - whatever
vid - Video wau^2 - what are you up to? whatevs - whatever
vids - Videos waw - what a whore whats ^ - whats up
vip - very important person way? - what about you? what^ - whats up?
vlog - video log wayd - what are you doing whevah - where ever
vn - very nice wayg? - where are you going? whf - Wanna have fun?
vnc - Virtual Network Computing waygow - who are you going out with whit - with
whodi - friend wtbd - whats the big deal wts - want to sell
whr - where wtbh - What the bloody hell wtt - want to trade
whs - wanna have sex wtc - what the crap wtv - Whatever
wht - What wtd - what the deuce wtva - whatever
whteva - what ever wtf - what the fuck wtvr - whatever
whtvr - whatever wtfaud - what the fuck are you doing? wtwr - well that was random
wht^ - what up wtfay? - who the fuck are you? wu - whats up?
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widout - without wtfayta - What the Fuck are you talking wu? - whats up?
wif - With about? wub - love
wilco - will comply wtfb - what the fuck bitch wubmgf - Will You Be My Girlfriend?
winnar - winner wtfbs - What the fuck bull shit wubu2 - what you been up to
wio - without wtfdik - what the fuck do i know wud - would
wip - Work In progress wtfduw - What the fuck do you want? wudev - Whatever
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witcha - with you wtfever - what the fuck ever wula - what you looking at?
witfp - What is the fucking point wtfg - What the fucking god wuny - wait until next year
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witwu - who is there with you wtfits - what the fuck is this shit wuts - what is
witwwyt - what in the world were you wtfiu - what the fuck is up wutup - Whats Up
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wotevs - whatever for wyd - what are you doing
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wotw - word of the week wthaydwmgf - what the hell are you wyhi - Would You Hit It?
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wpe - worst president ever (Bush) wthiwwu - What the hell is wrong with Man
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wshtf - when shit hits the fan wtly - Welcome to last year w\e - whatever
wsi - why should I wtmf - what the mother fuck x treme - extreme
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wtb - Want to buy wtp - wheres the party xbf - ex-boyfriend
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y!a - yahoo answers ymmv - your mileage may vary
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yaaf - you are a fag youngin - young person
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yaf - youre a fag ypmo - you piss me off
yafi - youre a fucking idiot ypom? - your place or mine?
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yall - you all yrms - You Rock My Socks
yapa - yet another pointless acronym yrs - years
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yarly - yeah really yrubm - why are you bugging me?
yasan - You are such a nerd ys - you suck
yasfg - you are so fucking gay ysa - You Suck Ass
yasg - you are so gay ysal - you suck at life
yaw - you are welcome ysati - you suck at the internet
ybbg - Your Brother By Grace ysf - you stupid fuck
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yctwuw - you can think what you want yss - you stupid shit
ydpos - you dumb piece of shit yt - You there?
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ydufc - Why do fucking care? ytfwudt - why the fuck would you do
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yermom - your mother ytis - You think Im special?
yesh - yes ytm - you tell me
yew - you ytmnd - Youre the man now, dog!
yfb - you fucking bastard yty - why thank you
yfi - you fucking idiot yua - you ugly ass
ygg - you go girl yuo - you
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ygpm - youve got a private message yvw - youre very welcome
ygtbkm - you got to be kidding me yw - youre welcome
ygtsr - you got that shit right ywapom - you want a piece of me?
yh - yeah ywia - Youre welcome in advance
yhbt - youve been trolled ywic - why would i care
yhew - you yws - you want sex
yhf - you have failed ywud - yo whats up dude