When television news started out
back in the 1950s it occupied less than a thirty-minute slot.
Ten or fifteen minutes would be granted to local stations for their news and then the networks
would say all there was to say about national and world news in the remaining fifteen to
twenty minutes. There were very few advertisements during the news; it wasn't regarded as
appropriate to sponsor news about floods and fires and political disasters. Life must have been
simpler then.
Nowadays many television stations set apart ninety minutes for local news alone and that's
just for the early evening news show. On March 17 1998 (St. Patrick's Day), we watched a local
news show in Hartford for one hour from 5 to 6 p.m. and kept track of what seemed to be
really news and what was -- well not news.
There once was a time when a huge and scary
monster lived in the mountains everyone threw apples
pears strawberries and bananas at the creature it roared
growled spat and groaned but still it did not go away suddenly a
knight appeared wearing bright shining armour and told him to get lost in the end the monster
packed up and left for Bolivia