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Please contnct the appropriate mnie icensing authority i your territory forthe right to any incidental snus IMPORTANT BILLING AND CREDIT REQUIREMENTS {yon hare obtined perfomance rights to thi Ute lee refer wo you licensing agreement for ipostant bling and credit quirement,{TIE WOLVES was produced by The Playwrights Realm (Katherine Kovner, Anite Director; Roberta Pereira, Producing Director), at The Duke on 43nd St. in New York City on September 8, 2016, The performance was ‘rected by Lila Neugebater, with sts by Laura Jelinek, costumes by Asta Hoste, lights by Lap Chi Chu sound by Stowe Nelion, and wigs by Ante Pod Coates, The Production Stage Manager was Lol Laindguist, The cast was an follows eos Susannah Peskin A 028... Lauren Patten Jenna Dioguardi Teda Milan ; Sarah Mezzanotte Brenna Costes sescseeeessveees Samia Finnerty : Midor! Francis as + Lay Jala + Mia Baron ee SOCCER MOM .. THE WOLYES was vemounted on December 5, 2016 by spec arrangement with Scott Rudin and Eli Bush The producers, location, divects, av design team remained the same. The Production Sage Manager was Amanda ‘Spooner The cast remained the same, except SOCCER MON seeveees Kate Arengton, Originally presented by New York Stage and Fibn and Vasa in the Powerhouse Scaoo, Sumner 2016 2015 in assoclation with Clubbed Playwrights Horizons ‘Theater School produced a workshop of The Wolo ‘Tiuumb, where the play had been developed previously Winner ofthe 2016 Sky Cooper New American Play Prive at Marin ‘Theatre Company, MI Valley, California. (osson Minadakis, Ardatie Director; Keri Kellerman, Maragog Director).CHARACTERS, ‘ALL Midted, Brainy, mosh, budding eit, ehoughulu, Seventeen, 425 ~ Defense, Capuain, Clase (es )coach’s daughter, Sevenice, 18 ~ Midield, Stoner, older pot dealer other, into her waekiness, Sixteen, ‘#40 ~ Bench, New gis, Avkward diferen,jse wants to fin, Sixteen. #2.~Defense. Innocent, unlucky, kind, skinny. Sixteen 41 ~ Suiker, Too cool for school, Savas, “uc,” thick eyeliner Almost seventeen, ‘14 ~ Midfic,#7'insecue sdetick. Jas switched 1 conte. Sateen, ‘8 ~ Defense, Chilllike and determined to say that wy. Sxtec #00 ~ Goalie. Intense performance ansiey, perfectionist, high achiever. Seventeen. SOCCER MOM SETTING ‘An indoor soccer field somewhere in suburban Ameria. The fll is AnroTurt We only see the Geld: no gon ‘no bleachers Fans, fluorescens, There should be the sense that the eld goes on forever Winter Saturdays, SPEED ‘The play should ke ninety minesAUTHOR'S NOTES Bach scene ia warp for a game, The warmup ia series of exactly timed stretches: lunges, quads, hamstengs, bouwerly, ee." team executes it words in perfect nnison and with military precion, ‘Over de cou ofthe play, #46 learns the warmaap In Week ‘Tee, if #46 can’t juggle a soccer bal, she should perform footwork oF wick to the shydum of the yogurt chan, [cought tobe an impressive show of ball banding sil, {In TimeOut, #00 must exhaust herself with great feu of auhleticism and strength that bulld o the frat seceain, What that zequence look ike Is open to interpretation. It conld be kicking soccer ball offtage. In our production, the ator devised an escalating tris of exercise, including high knees, butt Kicks, burpees, jimping Jacks, ete PUNCTUATION NOTE {ext parentheses) ~ soto voce (bold text in parentheses) ~ orange dice in mouthWe ave abn the same age inside, Gertrae Stni | WEEK ONE - THE CAMBODIAN tne girs in uniform stretch i a circle on an Astro nf indoor soccer field ‘they do the same stretch atthe sama time fr the same amount of tne a. Dut its like he's old "5, the murdered! 1000s of people a3. literally 100s of 1000s 2. (to¥, quiet) hhave you played with it before? a yeah but did you see the photo? #8, what? #46, ° what photo 8, the photo 2 nothing #25, ob yeah the photo aus ‘what'd you say? 2 (a ttle louder) have you played with it before mn, like yeah of course we have ‘We're Women that’s like what we do aL yeah he's like 90 years old Fad haa cold this week5 ‘THE WOLVES a. ‘and like has the old person eyes os has it been a problem? wa. ‘and all these wrinkles and like gave testimony on Skype from his hospital bed * like has blood run down my legs? 14 laughs hysterically 25. 1 don't think they have Skype in Cambodia as, that is like 50 #5 what, 13, like so bad «8 it’s really no big deal ws, like you can’t say that cause it's like a yeah #13, insensitive seriously #35, no it's not it's not insensitive a they definitely have Skype in Cambodia 5. the internet isn't the internet everywhere you guys 46. are you talking about Cambodia? R. (tarifed) ‘what if like my pad falls out?rH WOLVES ° as, that’s the stupidest shie a. no she's right #8. omnigosh, 25, yeah (thank you) it’slike like here we can look up whatever we want n, you still use those? 8, but like in China they don’t have Twitter in China a. that’s like running around with a diaper or something mm you gotta get off of those a. ‘well that’s not exactly a4, you want a? cause I can get you one 48, same fr shakes head no ", no you want it ‘rust me you want it am. T'm pretty sure they have a Twitter like platform in China mu (notions off) they're just in my backpack cy (om the were of ears) no thank you #25, ‘uh platform?0 ‘THE WOLVES 8. n. you shemid like totally take one (you remember Courtney) 2”. m yeah (oh jesus Courtney) ms. *, m. are you saying it's not so hard (sith the super phis) you're on Chinese Tivitter you just like ‘or somethin pop! a, Uhave like (oh my god yes) a special sporty ones no like the ones on tv ". au 2. ltd perv Pim not on Chinese we don't havea tv na, a hahaba Pm just a omigosh that’s so sad! am. always Conger that Taneau like about you yeah we shor take our liberties for granted a3. am, what m3. ‘um no we should not a” wait as, wwe should like definitely not take our liberties for granted #. whar if ran down and like am, 1 never suid we shonld take our liberties for granted m. stained the ball ms, 125, you did‘THE woLvss what? #8 ew am, no Tid’ mt, that would be like s0 epic a Twould never say that ms like so seary for the other tea 16 T've been to Cambodia ". yeah like “score on me with my oven baby blood? I think not!" as, wwe should be like very very thankful for our liberties you know a, yeah ha like mu. ‘oh my god [like totally know and believe in that sys you know what I 46, (louder) T've been to Phnom Penh m4, “ant a piece of me? here! have a piece of my / ovary" a, / Tam like i. yea ike ‘pause to think of joke a. fimly prosiberty ma, totally unBR m4, haha n, like you know uh au. Tjust meant / like " / stick my tampon bitchesssss! ms, hahaha yeabhh #8, ‘gross! a4, “you got my period on your cleats foo!” a, suck ir m8, you guys are being sooo gross #2 abruptly stands up jogs away from the circle yay! she’s doing it, you go girl! 2 no T just: wm Thave to go to the portaparty -portapouy mu, take one seriously ‘THE WOLVES ms, Dube! on hey m3, haha nasty #25, HEY ws, portaparty? more like ortapartaaay they're in my backpack in a ltd polka dot thing: #1, RUN BITCH RUN 25, Tanguage 47 and a4 exchange an eyroll 125, HUSTLE BACK KICK-OFF'S IN TEN 8, (ow) 1 you know she doesw' like that word ”, Tdon’t like your face doesn't mean it doesn’t exise| | ‘THE WOLVES 18 am, GUYSGUYSGUYS: she uses pads am. really? yep, ms, weird (6cotding) you guys her family is like super religious mu. uum what does that have'to do with her feminine product of choice m3, word up #8 1 just don’t think we should call her we shouldn't use the the bevord #1, biteh mm. ha biotch, #25, hey m4, obs tny god itis 3, Thear she like she like speaks in tongues just like a fernale dogt 4, no she doesn't as, that’s not what Kristen told me *8, she doesn't she goes to my stepmom’s church she's Episcopalian ns, (speaking in tongues aka wulation) Jalalalalala“ ‘THE WOLVES an 1 saw this documentary on Netflix about like snake handling have you guys heard about snake handling 1, more like Bitch-co-p a, (tongues become mare of song) Jalalaalala a. all these southerners like die of snakebites while like communing with god Its so dark 5, why would you watch a documentary? Al, Tdunno it's cool stuff mu, or lke like Ebitch-co-palian a. um hello they have so many options on there just made that joke you should check it out a4, 5, hha yeah you did bout for fon? you do that for Fan? shut up whore au. yeah ma, or like hha ha shut ityou uh on family movie night you uh (tosis) would you shut up? fn. make me bite ats, #5, mu. 1 don't want to talk abotit "p32 ini aby ay M14 slaps in bod aa, ok you guys do movie nigh isin lalalalatalala Jalalatalalala {alalalatatala Ialalalalalala Jalalatalalata Ialalalalalala {alalalatatata lalalatalalala Ialalaialaiala. ‘alalala ‘la you say family ‘tiooooovie: night?‘rH woLvEs a. ow! 135, Ladies mm (to) baby a. that hurt asshole a faker baby f. fuck you they’ 128, Ladies 146, (lnsing to get én on the fan) because you are pregnant? really tender right now long awkaard pause #8. were you guys talking about the Khmer Rouge? an yeah #8, did you read that an, that article yeah #46, what article *. s0 horrible m, yeah #46, sys what article a”. (tom) ‘would you shut the fuck wp?6 ‘THE WOLVES as. ms, I thought it was (mispronounces Khmer Rouge) (to #7) (hey) a, (hey) no I'm prety sure it's Khmer Rouge (hey) as, oh Khmer Rouge (what) 8. ms. yeah Khmer Rouge (are you ok?) as. als her ees (British accent) Khmer Rouge au you are such an idiot ms. whatever Tread it and like couldn’ tall ms, ‘what's the Khmer Rouge ans. they're like Nazis in Cambodia 15, but in the 70s a, that’s not / quite / you don’t know about the Khmer Rouge? mu, no am T supposed to? am I supposed to know about the Khmer Rouge? 00 stands up ane looks sick and jogs off a, they don’t teach you about Cambodia at St. Albert? au, ‘um I don't think so au, (superior) On n. ‘we don’t do genocides ‘til senior year‘rie woLves e #8. Tam getting such a bad grade in s that Armenia project killed me m4, (tom) how do you know about the Khmer Rouge fn don’t know it’ the Khmer Rouge M6, like Hermione right when I was Hite I thought it was like “Hermecoh / n” ina. / were we talking about fucking Harry Potte:? tum no we were talking about the Khmer Rouge the Khmer Rouge ok who were like Asian Nazis ‘and killed billions of people so like have a sense of like of like a", ‘not being a dick about it #2 jogs back on and rejoins stretch circle ial sues m, {twas 100s of 1000s of people not billions (id you try ica) m4, whatever 12 vigorously shakes no am, #8, ‘that makes a huge difference (omigosh you should there are only like 7 billion people on the entre planet you should take one ae or at least wy it) ok 12 award smiles a. «8, its just factually inaccurate (they're supes comfortable) ms, : yeah I get it Iwas just like making a point EF... £% aku smiles Dbut it wasn’t the right point * t Pop! foams. ¥ cha-ching18 ‘ru WOLVES ms, ddoes ic mateer? does it really a. yeah T think it does Tmean of course it does a, you're the one who said you felt bad cause he was old ms. yeah you were like “oh they can’t execute him he's 90° ‘when he killed 100s of 1000s of human beings but he killed all those people a. no that’s not what 1 / 2 ‘what's she talking about? 8, she lke pites the Cambodian dude just cause he’s stupid ole m the who? as, you know the guy uh like uh a newa 100-0 mu. T thought it was chee or like chi #25, or something yeah as, 2 no T think it was fike oh with ann pretty sure it was with ann n (om) you feel bad for him? a, hhave you done social studies? a the article response? ra a yeah no T don’t feel bad I just‘THE woLves a he enslaved and exterminated is own people #8, yeah wow a. ‘no guys Ijust thiok i's uh it’s (finding the word) ethically complicated 3. ‘what's so complicated about killing 100s of 1000s of people? well it’s probably pretty challenging technically a. a. ms, 8 wow um thatis gnarly man eww " what think about it 495 sighs am. ‘no what I meant was like ok [ do think Itwas horrible obviously he was horrible 00 jogs back om and rejoins the circle na, IS horrible mu. yeah ok IS horrible but T think it’s interesting ® it’s not interesting its like evil mL ‘ok but {imagine if you did something horrible today but you didn't think it was hortible 12, but it was horrible is the thing itwas / 19 1 shakes head20 rH wouvus ni. Jet me finish it was horrible itwas an an atrocity right? m3, yeah itwas a. but YOU didn’t think it was an atrocity you thought you were like saving your country like destroying the enemy to save your own people 2. nut the enemy WAS your own people 25. yeah a. right know that but like what if after you did that you just lke lived your life like went to college and got a job and got married and had kids and grandkids and As, whoa an and then when you were 90 and like on the verge of death with like uh emphysema ‘dhat’s when an INTERPOL guy knocks on your door and is like we found you wwe know what you did and guess what? you're going to prison For Life long pase as it sinks én 6, my grandma has emphysema ‘10 one realy notices that comment son for life? he’s only going to prison for life?g THE WoLYES 2 #8. but he’s 90 he's probably going to die soon . Pol Por's already dead most of ‘em the big ones already dead 18, freaky deeky . didn't he Skype into court from his hospital bed a, yeah that's right he's super sick 0 he might only serve a year in prison for doing a genocide? a yeah ” that is 80 fucked whistle blows everyone loks off #25, alright let's go lets go fh gs start to stand and get ready 48, who are we playing again? 28, the Hornets 8, right as, those guys blow mu. remember Las Vegas Showcase last year? 00 sles | | , this gicl remembers+00 blushes ‘you were like “shoot on my goal? T think nov” 4th in our bracket and then we went to Circus Circus! fuys remember Circus Circus? with the elephants? a. yeah m3, look at their stupid yellow jerseys they look like like like school buses mn, yeah fucking school buses 4, school buses 3, schoooool busssessss i they laugh , come on let’s get on out there Goach is waiting general ejerolt mu, Coach couldn't give a shit if we paid him fn. ob that’s right wwe do aL he’s like so hungover Fo] ‘THE wowves 8, yeah in the big tent 2 ss don't remember any elephants‘THE Wouvss it's embarrassing 2 he is? a, ‘why do you think he weats those stupid athletic sunglasses Inside ona Saturday Morning? ”. maybe he's still wasted 4, definitely a. (ignoring that) hustle girls 2, maybe he's just sleepy a, oh bleedy sweet sweet litle bleedy a, he's definitely still wasted ". such a joke (4 has «coughing attack q ceceryone looks at her 185, are you sick? m1. 0 8, you sound a lite a. yeah ms. yealt you sound all like (nasal sounds) 4, (sniffing) feel so good you guys eer 35, I don’t want you here if you're sick om Lam totally fine 8u ‘rus WOLVES 4, it's just like allergies 135, a -walright right right get on out there turf allergies hustle 8. a" is that a thing? you better not get me sick before my birthday a, um I am so not sick 14 and #7 jog off m3, (tom) bdubs 1 think we've synced 2 excuse me? 3. Tmean we've like our bodies bleed together ew am. ross ms. you bleed I bleed ‘catch my drift 2. (horrified and sinall) cool a. that happened to me and my sister ‘our bathroom is ugh it’s ike a mass grave in that trash can ns, #2, 011, #8 run off 25 goos 1p to 446, who ts struggling toi er shoes 8, ‘um hey m6, hello 25, ‘can we talk for a sec?‘THE woLvEs 6 yes I have lots of sees slight pause either wants to acknowledge that she just said m it’s just uh ok wh {try not to make jokes like that 6, what joke? 8. the uh the you know 146 gives a blank look #5, the wh pregnancy? joke? 146, oh 5, (nods) yeah yeah 46, why? 125, what? co why can't I make a pregnancy joke? pause Tmean we like to have fin but you know uh “if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all”? pawse 125, (captain mode) reat let's get on out there 26 ‘THE WOLVES 146 could I play striker? | 05, ‘Tis striker .-T has always been striker ob we're undefeated and we want to stay undefeated right? especially with the college showcase tournament coming up? 6, it's the only spot in football I haven't red yet I ‘just thought it might be easier fotbaltt? 5, edt never gets easier you just get better that's something my dad (corte) V1 sub you in ASAP kay? ‘now let's get out there and kick some Hornet booxayt 185 joes off 00 is tll napping her hands {446 drinks her water bole an lets it hang. fiom har mouth, los in thought 100. she had an abortion | 46, what? i 400 doesn’t lookup from har hands i #46, b when? . a. two months ago ‘400 pus on her goatie gloves #0. {just cause Nuon Chea’s weak ‘dibaeo doesn’t mean he shouldn't pay‘rH wouves {#46 doesn't kuow hous to respond to this 00. the Cambodian? he deserves it ‘even if he's weak he deserves it whistle 78 ‘THe WOLVES WEEK TWO - TODOS.LOS NINOS ight gins tn onform stretch in a circle on an AstroTnf indoor soce field they do the same stretch at he same tne for the same amount of time 2, 1'im talking about Mexican children in cages mu. not just Mexican ‘mostly like Guatemalan and Honduran and like #2 all over in cages! all over Central America cages! and that’s why you're selling scarves? 2. P'm knitting them myself ‘yell with Amnesty International the whole club's knitting them or T guess learning how to kn #13, and they cost how much? 2 25 dollars "5, Jeez n. know but it’s for a good cause e always want to call it Middle America au, what? 4, Central America 1 always want to call it Middle America does anyone else do that? Middle America? as, like Middle Earth? 46, omigosh a basa cold this week a‘THE WOLVES mt, uh it’s Meso An technically ica a . Middle Karth! omigoshhhh mu. and uh we are Middle America I mean we live in Middle America m. what does that mean wu. it means we're like n. we're America USA you know USA a8. neins. right totally like USA ‘we're not High America USA we're not Low America we're jus lke America America a. it's like you know ‘we drive pickoup trucks and don’t like enss words #8, (sigh) Tid love a pick-up truck 8, (om) doesn't your mom drive a Prius? #8, like a big purple pickup truck mu. yeah but ‘you know m3, hhow is Dr Feinstein doing these days? cy (wary) she's uh she's great have some in niy backpack ifanyone wants to you can choose the yarn color ca : the fuck is a cuss word. mm, ha #25, Hey 2030 ‘TAK WOLVES ms, still got that smoking haircut? and that sexy sexy bod? a. screw you m3, " you have got a Hot Mom uum T think you meant “fuck those are the cards you were dealt and you know what ms, you gotta make a certain kind of peace with that cut it out mu. she is not a Hot Mom! 3, (tot) that’s not what Kevin says as he jetks off to her website pic am. #8, that’s so wrong enwinw he’s her patient a, ‘Kevin sees a shrink? a3, uh Kevin? hello? Kevin? the community college drop-out who sells pot from our basenient? he's like why shrinks were invented mt, She's My Mom ns, and He's My Brother! that makes ws lke oh man if'my brother’s banging your mom tat makes me your am. you are such an asshole as.” that’s Auntie Asshole to you dearie " os, that is so nasty Ladiestux wouves ‘i 8. cuysi ‘omigosh you guys does that mean we're hobbits? a, um whaaaaat a. cause like we live in Middle America so like Middle Earth so like... ‘The Shire 2 you are beyond obsessed ‘6 Tlove that like love that we live in The Shire of America mn. ACHOO that is not what Middle America ms, ms bless you tay telling that co the future Mrs, Samwise Gamgee #7, a thanks biteh (dreamy) he's just such a good friend! you know? Jesus {AS sings the She thene rom Tlae Lord ofthe Rings, wih #8 and then joining in* co you guys are retarded don't use the rword a, yeah not cool an, ‘oh get over yourselves Titcens wo produce THE WOLVES doesnot include a performance lcenge lor any songa from THE LORD OF THE RINGS, The publisher and anthor sggest that the licensee contact ASCAP or BML wo ascertain the music publisher and contact such music publisher to lcense o arquire permission for performance ofthe song. Ifa Feense or permission is unatalnable for TH SHIRE. THEME SONG the lcensce may not use the song in THE WOLVES but may create an original meal in the sage sgl, For further information, please wee Music Use Note on page 28 ‘HE Wouvns 195, no really it’s really not cool m. Jjesus you guys are like a bunch of fascists hhaven’t you heard of lke free speech like the first facking amendment? 125, it’s just an ugly word and it’s not the sort of word we want on the field a, (fuck you) 5, what was that? nothing #38, what? a" Jesus nothing pause am, hey where's the new girl? pause m4. | suppose we'll just rave to like manage without her ters 28, sicls sight pause #8, who are we playing again? 25, Fusion they all ook off othe other team warming wp as. are they any good? 88, they're ok seat goalie \ m4, oh rightTHE WoLvEs "The Wall aL hey we've got a great goalie right here a. ‘ow ow ow (18 grabs 00's shoulders and she grimaces 4, she's so huge Just look at her n. Christine Fucking Kratzer m4, you think she lift? aL she has to to get that kind of muscle def a I should lift more a, umn what? why? ® ‘nobody sees me on the field and is like “uh-oh” m3. ‘you could like get a Facial tattoo like a fulton facial tattoo 4, yeah but you're so skinny a no I'm not #8, ‘omigosh you so totally are a. yeah 2 no I'm not I'm really not you guys #38, you want to bulk up maybe you should try iting and like eating more proteinm eat plenty of protein and they're all stuck in these camps as. that sounds ok na, no like not fun campsreally horrible camps and some of them are like Travis's age! 8. that’s super sad like didn’t know about this at all e 1 just really hope someone's reading to them 5 to Gis a really important age especially for ESL 8 Tove reading to Patrick it's s000 fun I get to do all the voices i like “here comes grumpy Mr. Platypus” a, in my youth ministry we tutor Ist graders at Jessie Beck they're all ESL kids o ‘THE WOLVES 1 ike basically live on peanut butter and cheese! and the later they come over the / harder itis (deeply frustrated) ECH 8, hey it’s ok Tdon't have any upper body strength either 2, q | just can’t stop thinking about 18, really? a all those Mexican kids in cagest 8. ohhh mn. hahaha they're not just / Mexican ‘omigosh Tthought you were n talking about biceps! there’s so many of them hahaha as, los nifios, todos los nifios ay mamacita los pobrecitos mu, you know you're being racist, ms, que? mu, like super racist as, lo siento tia mia pero no hablo tu lengua estupida am. it’s idioma? / actually?‘run wouvEs 05 ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING BRAIN DEAD? they have Nowhere to go no like Legal Status no one WANTS them they're just going to be like Deported back to their Families who Sent them here in the First Place ‘cause they like wanted their kids to have like CLEAN FUCKING DRINKING WATER and not live next to fucking drug lords but now they're stuck in like basically refugee camps in ike Atizona and being used as like as like FUCKING POLITICAL PROPS! seowhat are you saying so they have much bigger fucking problems than than fucking than fucking a4. 1 didn't know you cared about this stuit 1. BEDTIME STORIES my dad’s firm, does like a lot of inumigration stuff pro bono stuff he's so pissed we're pissed too! we're super pissed! that’s winy we're knitting scarves! but like didn’t it take you a while to learn ‘English? me? (om) no no you sum what do / you like cause your family came over when you were four? didn’t it take you a while?36 srHtg WOLVES mu, ‘um no already spoke English # oli ok T guess that’s why you don't have a Mexican uh ms, som Armenian 8, obt -.cool that’s so cool as. dude! a. we just learned all about Armenia mm. i yeah i Ym uh T'm Armenian i | 18, then why are you always going to Mexico with your family? a, | ‘um for vacation? 8, } ohhh aan I her dad's Armenian seriously? ou a, yeah my dad's Armenian 2 yay yay chica k ry moms American they were ling in London when they had me "8 am, 1, super cool ‘doyou have double citizenship? that's so vant double citizenship cool jal a m3, | knew that ello, guynor! the loo! the lorry! i the... LONDON! 48, wait shouldn’e you have like an English accent then? ie Sst #1 YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED‘THe woLvEs coh yeah? or WHAT? or I'l tell Coach ob not the dumbass who works at Best Buy? see how many fucks I give a. that’s it 'm warning you you're running laps “3 1uare you he inareyou 1 storms off we'll uh ‘we'll se if she starts this game huh, pause as. (shouldn't you uh) ms, sse(yeah) (yeah) 114 jogs of after #2 448 walks in weaving a puffy coat over ste clothes and odd snow boots m3. there go our Lady Crusadere ar38 ‘rHB WOLVES a, St. Albert bas like the most Catholic team name m3. could be like the Lady Jesus the Lady Jesus's the Lady esi? #8 ‘guys [totally thought she was Mexican ", knew she was Armenian her nana wsed to make these Armenian pastries 48, I forgot you guys used to be like best bes friends 2 yeah ‘he taught me how to knit when I was like 7 ‘we'd knit and watch Power Rangers in her den ms, GO GO POWER RANGERS! 8, guys I feel horrible ‘was that hortible? a, (088) it’s not a bad thing to be Mexican #8, no I know Tjust 46, Tve been to Armenia slight pause whore they notice her 15, ohl hey! you made it #46, sorry my bus an, Rs. su Dug). 9 cuthat’s greatl get changed and get back out here alright? as, viva lt Mexieal m. is viva Mexico ans, viva Mexico! aL you are THE MOST annoying ee‘THE woves 0 45 just stands there 5, ‘what's up? 48, the locker room's closed ws, ooh yeah uh hm a. portapotty? #6 Looks tencomfontable 5, yealT guess you should use the portapotty sony +40 stands fr asec and then walks off ns. she takes the bus? a. she told me she has to take like $ buses to get here 8 wow m3, doesn't she live in like the hills? * really? as, yeah I heard she lives in the hills in this lke yogurt thing with her mom. na. she lives in a yogurt? +46 walks back on sie forgot her backpack M6, sebackpack Hs grabs it and walks off ns, I can't imagine being homeschooled40 ‘THE WOLVES 3, she doesn’t even have a schoot season you know #8. and its like so weird she just joined our team am. siobody does that a ' | mean we've been playing together forever 2, remember The Blossoms m3. (i016) ‘oh man when your dad was our coach mn ‘Coach Frank as, good ol” Sereamy Sereamy Coach Frank 425, embarassed) yeah yeah a. can always tell when Frank's around ns, first one in the lawn chair first one out of the lawn chair punching a ref im the face 8, that was two years ago 2 ha just eares a Jot "8 but lke she’s only now playing indoor? ike ~ really? ms, Tmean the's pretty good for having never played before‘THE WOLVES > wait whaaaaat a. seriously? she’s never played before? like ever? that's what she said on her registration form 8. f. omigosh aL You get to see the registration forms? 3, Tike om a teamn? or lke indoor? or like at all? #5, I don't know an like all the registration forms? #95, yeah uh ‘Coach showed them to me then she's like a ‘wow she’s like a prodigy as. yeah dude a, asked her ifshe wanted to play wavel teams and she was like “what's travel team” as, No | | #8, comigosh a, hey just moved here you know ms, ‘and she called it “football” n- THE WOLVES mu, what? ms, like as a joke? #85, yeah she called soccer “football” and positions “spots” ns. as.ajoke right? # thats like so sad 28, Tdon't think so ms. truth to power? she's pretty stinky #8, ‘omigosh I know mu. she doesn’t shave #. fike anywhere? m3, ‘WHOA is she even like American? ® guys should we really be 3, what a sulike behind her back T don't feel comfortable with wh you know passe m3. uh ok 0 stands 1p and uns off looking sick a5, ‘hope they finish construction soon 8. yeah that portapotiy is like so disgusting| | ' i THE WOLYES 43 m3. yeah last week after the game someone was in there for like EVER and T really had to go but like finally finally they open the door and it was you won't even believe it Louise a. no ns. yeah oh yeah Lowise 125, Louise Peterson? 13, yep yep what was she doing here? ns. and of course I get in there and she took like the HUGEST dump ‘8, ewww a did not need to know that 85, T think she's sort of cool as. sadude what? 2 ‘who's Louise Peterson? au, oh she's that new git super punk 8. she sang in that coffee house? and like licked the microphone? 2 oh“4 ‘THu wouves n her as. you think she's sorta cool? 8. she is so WEIRD 2s Tdon't know *. she smells like cigarettes 13, she has such a creepy laugh she sits behind me in precale and does this weird little creepy laugh 48, ‘and her hait “he he he” “he he he” an, haha as, yeah ns, “he he he” 5, ok ok 446 walks on in wtform 5, | just think she's sorta different ma. “oh Louise you're just sorta different” 18 fake makes ont with Louise‘THE WoLvEs 8, (blushing) guys tha’s you're being so immature she's really smare we're in the same AP English / class and 4 (lowély, to ¥2) 7 Lthink you meant yart rs (ery potte) excuse me? 6 ‘you said yogurt T think you meant yurt Live ina yure with my mom mn ot 16, ‘you can’t really live ina yogurt uneasy laughter 8, hhey Tub just saw the wh ‘ant remeber her name 46, ‘uh goalie? outside? and T think she’s / a. vomiting? ns makes the sound ‘8. eww 18 makes the sound on #8 co stop stop stop 4s, (confused that the koe this is happening) yeah oh is she alright? 2, she vomits before every game 48‘0 ‘rite, WOLVES 3, and she stops talking like totally clams up am, it’s a nervous condition # it’s like disgusting is what it is ml, ‘she’s like super high finctioning "3, basically a genius #85, she has a 4.9 and edits The East Gazette a. 1'm a columnist n she has a 4.9? 8 ‘and plays the saxophone in State Youth Orchestra #38, ‘and leads Model UN am. but crippling SAD a she's not very sad Social Anxiety Disorder 6, oh well chat explains that I guess ght laughter caokward silence 6, T think there's a bird in the air dome thy alt look up‘THE WoLvEs that happens sometimes what I want to know is how they get in dude 1 do not want to be in here ifthere's a hole in the air dome T think we'd be ok there's a hole in the air dome? ms. ‘um I think it’s more complicated than that aukwart silence “0, +--you can tell by the rusty flanks cukwarcr silence “6, (trying to gossip) hey s0 uh who knows about the abortion? ‘pause ms. wow pause ns, thad’s ub wwe don’t say stuff ike that 8, (totally mortified) cool a3, T thought she just ook Plan B that’s not what I heard nuh wh have you like SEEN a balloon pop before a 2, where? 0, right there on top of the ventilation unit 1, where? #46, (pointing) there ont prewy 6, T think it’s a mitted tiumousea ‘rue WoLvss as, no I'm pretty sure it was just Plan B am ‘maybe she had an abortion AND took Plan B 185, come on guys a. what it's a possibility it's a definite possibility 8, are we talking about 2 months ago?. ‘when Dan came home for Thanksgiving? #25, yeah as, no guys that was definitely Plan B. a how do you know a3, ‘Miss Armenia told me -aguys we cannot go around telling people she got an abortion what's Plan B? 114 and #1 jog in ‘4 holds something behind her back a guys? what's / Plan #25, as. a. ook who's back! yoyol hey guys! on Hi hello n. were you guys talking about us or something?‘HE wouves 113, uh 8. nope hahahaha hahahaha fm. whatever big news guys: m4, my énom brovight orange slices she tosses orange slices into the group the stop stretching and descend on the Ziploc bag m3, orange slices! dude! #8, ‘omigosh 2, ‘your mom's the best ". (sarcastic) she's like the Total Best a4, fra totally 18, orange slices! that’s so so funt ‘guys remember when a. yes we all remember orange slices a3, oh god they're delicious #25, don’t eat too many ladies no side cramps out there 18, hey guys look 113 puts orange sie in mouth and smiles 0 am, there's a bird in the air domea ‘rue WOLVES #8, ‘guys we used to do this all the ime! ‘oh my god 48 fruts orange sice in mouth and sales au hha that rules ‘nt puts orange slice in mouth and smiles 8. (orange sice in mouth) (you gotta do it) 48 holds an orange slice out to #2 n oh um 48, (come on come on) ‘hesitates for asec then puts orange slice mouth and sles she looks super stressed out 7 end B14 join in 3, (aay dudes F've got braces) #13, (his tastes funny after a while) 13, ook I'm 12 years old) #8, (wow) (Gsn't this super fun) m3, (ve got braces) 138, um girls : ou, (tates out orange slice) war we should take a picture does anyone have their phoné ‘mine's dead au. (no) ms. haha haha)490 jogs on and clocks the station sha rus in a slice #13, ID'S IN THE BIG POCKET NO THE OTHER BIG YEAH NEXT TO MY INHALER? BINGO BANGO MY FRIEND ‘#14 jogs back on with iPhone mu, kay everybody um do something cr ‘they all ose in czvesome ways except #46 ‘rum wouves a 8 a (yay! picture!) (Ldon’t have one) ms. " (Ga my backpack) (ertously2) mu, " what? ('m not allowed) ns. " (takes out orange sce) um why?) in my backpack R the tie dye one (nodding) oon the bench (radiation) m4, " cool (wnat?) (4 jgs of othe bench R (radiation?) girls we should really finish . m1. (wate) 8 (you know (come on youwant for the pleture) to) (takes out slice) 425 puts in a slice Lecce) au. (radiation?) ms, 18, NO THE OTHER TIE DYE ONE oy! ‘THE TURQUOISE ONE mys! let’ al pose! Jet's pose like Charlie's Angel) (takes oud ste) LET"S POSE LIK CHARLLE'S ANGELS ". (um, no let's Just like do whatever) 48. (disappointed) oka2 ‘Tax WoLves 8, (takes out orange sce) hey wanna get in the picture? 146, (on wenge of tears) I don’t gec it 5, what? 6 why do they have orange peels in their mouths? thay a sare at her in shock with orange pels én their mouths m5, wow uh Just do it ok? 446 puts an orange in anid gets tu the pictare m4, alright look fierce ‘914 tas the photo with an iPhone very cool you guys they spit them out and crowd around the iPhone ws. a can I see? did you use the filter ‘oranges are so good you guys 6, wait we should do a goofy one 1 cloans off her tongue ‘guys can we do a goofy one ms. (looking at it) very nice ‘want me to take one with you in i? whistle =. “ alright that’s game ; lee’s get out there ladies! hustle! someone grab the slices! #2 Vilget'em a bes Fusion is going downtinntownnn, let's go let's go “‘THE wouvEs ry n time to climb The Wall ms, more like (monster voice) DESTROY IT na, (to¥00) hey my ACLs acting up can Luse your wrap #00 nods 5, how's it feeling ns. aL you know can T have some too? #25 jogs off wlth 400, #14, and 011 #8. hey do you think they play soccer? as, who? «8 all the immigrant kids do you think someone gives them like mini soceer ball? jesus christ #8, what? what? ms, muy muy muy racista 18, 17, 13 jog off 42 picks up the orange slices and looks at 6, who looks 1p , hey um 6, the tufted titmouse is sill there ®, ‘oh cool 18. but now I'm thinking it's more of a bushi , oh that's goodo ‘THE WoLvEs 2 {just wanted to Twanted to say it's so nice you're tying a new sport me, seth 2 mean it must be hard to move somewhere? and not know anyone? {I guess what I mean is I"m Ym sorry I said you lived in a yogurt #46, right : n T think it’s neat +0 yt sounds pretty neat #46 stares at her for asec cond jogs off 42 devours the entire bag of orange sis whistle‘THE WoLvES Bs WEEK THREE ~ MARTIN LUTHER KING JR, DAY the fla is empty 2, HIGH KNEKS the whole eam runs rast doing hgh knees 4 few seconds ~ they ran past again 195, BUTT KICKS they rs past doing butt hicks few seconds — they run past again 2s, HIGH KNEES/BUTT KICKS thy run past doing Nigh knees /butt Ricks a fea seconds ~ they run past again #35, ‘GRAPEVINE, they run past doing grapeaine «afew seconds ~ they run past again 125, ALRIGHT COME IN COME IN me (winded) Jesus she’s working us a. Ais coughing (winded) cause we fucking lost a m4, (winded) (winded) are you ok? to fucking Fusion om, m8, (winded) (winded) yeah totally « never again guys never again 425 carves a mesh bag of soccer balls ‘she empties 25, ‘ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LET'S HUSTLE aA and #00 havea cold this week‘THE WOLVES ‘guess I'l just have to SKINNY DIP « {god I hope we win a. (ith tove and delight) you total fucking stu! a. ‘we have to we have to beat them *, (sigh of longing) Miami a. they went to Epeot you know? Epeot in atimo With like discounted tickets 8, 'ss0 unfair au. and our final game last spring alldistict tournament ‘was like SO CLOSE 8 Tknow #48 cpproaches them 6, hey um ‘mind if join? au, oh uh ok sure sure ms, sick headgear bra #2 is wearing a protective headband a. we'll make ita triangle “738 ‘THE WOLVES 1, Thate it ‘my moms making me wear it she bought it on amazon ms, ‘cause of last week 2 yeah apparently 1 got another concussion or something as. oh mann this is number? 2, ST think nono 6 #18, you're like Queen of the CAT scan . Yeah my mom's like “thank god we have insurance now” but 15, ms, (100) yo! quick hands we should get you like a kitty tara! mm. what? 95, 8, (to 400) (British accent) quick hands “Queen of the GAT Scan” a onl that’s funny 25, (tomo) there we go ms, that’s more like it ‘meow meow n, (not quite a British accent) “Queen of the CAT Scan" they're both a litle embarrassed about her bed accent id ms. Sen your mom was freaking out is ry i sai ae ‘my mom was totally freaking‘THE WoLvEs wo ns. ltwas a sick header though a right? ". Tam 60 fucking pumped 4, yeah Martin Luther King Jt: Day is like totally my favorite holiday n, shut up asshole ma ob right. and it's your birthday oh right and we're going to my dad's ski house and that asshole won't be there and he has like a fully stocked bar 48, (ofp sorry she runs across (of it's ok ", so shut the fuck up you ungrateful whore #8 andl #11 wail for her to bring the ball am, have you heard about diedinhouse.com a. diedinhouse.com itsa service you pay them and they tell you if anyone has died in your house co how do you find this stutt tha i so scary ma, Just che internet60 ‘THE WOLVES 8, ‘ bout you have to search for something like that #25 and #00 run across ‘why would you search for a. ro it was like on Jike on my Grail ike an ad (on Facebook or something don't know 448 walks back on with ball and stands behind 18 #8, so creepy 6, hac? 8, OMIGOSH omigosh omigosh you scared me a. diedinhouse.com it like tells you if someone died in your house or something m8, someone died in my house tight pause a. who 46, don't know he won't tell me his name 18, on My Gosh a. ..don't you mean your yurt? as, Thear a scout’s cor a st what? 3, Note, if al yep Jordana Frye its : | / | j= 4 ; ‘Tue woLves at : ae 2 q really? as, yep yep Po: a crap : : she's so good ms, :. Linow 4 : E ow i b m4, 2 A what = " Pe [forgot how much these hurt f 3 ns. | wha? eon. Fee ‘just got waxed Pie om : ae ohhh eon. A fe ‘owwww 00, om. ‘ACHOO 2. can't believe you do that : it must be like 40 painful : a ms, E T guess are you sick? fe a4, iy sister say i's like bitchslapping your vagina Dut with hot oil ; like a tot oil bitchslap 1%. goddammit " 1 i have a pretty high pain tolerance so om, . wait is Dan coming this weekend? on. be it’s my birthday so like he better fucking comeo ‘THE WOLVES a, and you didn't invite anyone else? ”. ‘well Dan's bringing a friend ma, (uncomfortable) so its just you and Dan. and me and like some college guy I don't know chill the fuck kay he's hot well ski ‘we'll go in the jacuzzi Dan'll make his Famous screwdrivers ie be crazy kay? m4, kay cs (of) Warr m4, . how hot au so some guy died in your yurt? and hie like haunts i co perhaps 8, ‘omigosh you guys I am so scared mu. how do you know it's a pixie what if it's just a drafty window #46, yorts don't have windows #8, or like like a door do you have a door?‘THE woLvEs 68 a, of course she has a door how elie would she get inside the yurt 8. Tdon’t know | Ido not know 8, LADIES 8, ith a spoon? they giggle ike only 16,ecrolds can a5, what's so funny a laughing) “with a spoon” #8, (laughing) “how else? with a spoon” 5, Ladies a. { (laughing) cause cause yogurt : you know | p 6 ‘when we get scholarships | L Caughing) o you think they'll be full-ride? | “with a spoon” | i mt. ms, ", ; ob man uh (plus theyrejosta bunch of| sorry those ate prety rare dumb virgins) | c. #8. m4, whoo a Irahaha | a. right #. | phew (or like 6 secret lesbians) i spoon ma, / a . - hhahahaba spoon1946 intercepts their pass she juggles their ball she is amacing (chants) LIVE INA YOGURT MYFEELINGS DON'T GET HURT YOGURT FOR BREAKFAST YOGURT FOR LUNCH TLIVEINAYooURT ‘MY FEELINGS DON'T GET HURT YOGURT FOR DINNER YOGURT FOR BRUNCH LLVEINA YOGURT MY PEELINGS DON'T GET HURT YOGURE FOR SNACK YOGURT FOR SNACKY SNACKY TLIVEIN YOGURT MY FEELINGS DON'T GET HURT YOGURT FOR DRSSERT YOGURT FOR she drops the batt coeryone is watching M8 sprinis off am. what was that? aa, seriously yo m do you think she's ok? 25, LADIES, just team work makes the dream work you know? 928 jogs off 5. op GODDAMMEL KEEP PASSING ‘THR WOLVES am, that was interesting #8, so weird bur so good at that {only she could play like center whatever‘THE wouves | pause HB, You guys she sounds exactly like 8 ooh my gosh a". “mark your man goddammit? ms. “sfyou let another goddamn ball in* a “that's it goddamnit we're running laps" a, Wow Wo Wow Frankie Je, hhere in da flesh 100, “Live ina yogurt” everyone starsat her 0. catchy #00 runs off to vomit #6, can [just say 1 just don’t get what the big deal is about like selknowledge a. seshat? ® like what's the big deal there are so many other things to know about ‘why waste time knowing about yourself where is this coming from? on Twent over to Chris's house and he was like all moody and talking about sel knowledge ma, total downer6 ‘THE WOLVES ms, he's cute 2 in like a scary way 18, yeah don’t know he like made finn of my calf muscles and tried to stick his hand down my shirt cool um not really pause " let's do the spiderweb? ns. 2. righteous yayl am yeah 48, ‘ooh I love the spiderweb they do the spideraeb it’ complicated, interwoven passing drill At prey impressive actually a ‘did you guys hear a scout’s coming? am, really? ms. for Jordana Frye shit a4. from where? 8, Tmean I think she's getting scouted by lke everyone Dut I think Santa Barbara 2 n Santa Barbara? you didn’t tell me that ms. 8, bur the showcase tournament isn't until nextweek shit that’s ike the best eam.‘THE WoLvES TE know they must just want like eatly dibs you know Pm. is that even legal? like NCAA approved legal? hhave you guys emailed coaches yet? 1 get so nervous I never know how to start it ‘umn “dear coach” yeah but like T don't know it just makes me nervous hat if there's like a spelling error or Tsay the wrong thing | or like the wrong tone coms. you gotta chill my man ml, wait how'd you hear that? ms. what? om, about the scout? 3, ‘ob wh dunno guess Coach told me am. : Coach? wait you mean like Coach Neil? like Neil Neil? mu, the creep who asked us to scrimmage in our spor bras?‘Tne woLvEs. they all took off thus Coach Frankie Jr ". which is total bullshit a you guys she’s doing her best ". we're paying out the ass for a coach mu. ‘our parents are paying out the ass for a coach ". still a fucking rip-off Tony would never do this to boy's U17 indoor 48, Tcan't believe they got Coach Mikhail 2, he played in Croatia right? like on a pro team? am. Tthought Czech Republic 4, he isso scary m3, T think he killed a man once in like... (sary voice) the 80s m4, I think he's sorta sexy 8 he’s lke 4511 m4, so'sJude Law 8, so's my dad we should get fucking Coach Mikheil not this washedap pudgeball who spends games at the vending machine ms, hey he really wanted that pop-art it’s tke it’s lke sexist‘rH wouvss 09 that’s what this is sexist , c'mon it's just indoor n. just indoor? ‘we're juniors this spring is what counts if we wanna play college T know I know but like you know ". no I don’t fucking know 400 comes back and does private goalie drils ut she’s tstontng wow you are such a ferninist what? no it’s not about P'm just like it’s just like fucked up you know? mu, guys look he literally fell asleep ‘they look at hime am, T'ma feminist what's wrong with being a feminist mu, 1 just can’t believe that Neil is in the Army 18. really? n, thought he worked at like RadioShack 3. Best Buy yo mu, he’s National Guard remember his stupid story about the humvee 4 ‘oh yeah didn’t he like go to Iraq? 3, Afghanistan0 a. if he’s America’s best America is sorely fucked a. guys what if Neil did like ‘Abu Ghraib shi? 8. Abu what? am. ‘oh come on you know about Abu Ghraib 8. mu, ii a in Afghanistan n. no like Iraq m. yeah definitely Iraq. me. "1. #8, a mu. " ‘THE WOLVES ike torture in prison definitely those pictures of the guys with bags over their head like naked standing on boxes ugh wwe saw pictures in Amnesty International Theard they'd like the like female guards would like would like you know like what a. 2 like (arouse them) what? mt, (nods) like take off their shirts and you know. 4 ‘THE WowvEs n i a | ae mu, r : ‘ew with like terrorists? Theard about that ce 1 4 why? : i as. ; oe guys Neil die not torture terrorists with his tities om. a ‘oh yeah? P how would you know? 4 E miss Coach Patrick | | ae yeah a m4, ‘ a Baw pw ig Tove Coach Patrick [om fae can't believe he's in Idaho : wwe should send tim a card or something 4 a4, we should like text him that orange slice pic . a as like a “get-well” thing ; 2 for him or for his mom? 4 {t's 0 amazing he moved home | na. what's wrong with her again? q am. . 4 T think she has terminal breast cancer? 4 m4, i ooh right 2 a | a yeah sy like stage 4 right? q og, ; Thope he’s back by March . 3 Ido not want Coach Creep for avel team 4 ms, you realize that means you want his mom to croakn ‘THE WOLVES #8, wha? as, cause that's the only way he’s moving back is if his mom you know 2, tha ms, mean ‘would you rather have Coach Patrick's mom die from breast cancer oR have Neil for travel team? avaful thing to say * as, are you hesitating? cs a. no Tmean wow 8 au, wu, no. wow guys! outs n. that is some intense shit ms, just a sweet old lady ith one tiny! mu. what's with you and tities today? ‘guys come on 1 just like hate ch Neil f hhate him enough to kill Coach Patsick’s 2. 8 uy? (getting upset) ‘oh my gosh you guys am, h but you don’t NOT want to kill his mother yeah but you don’t NOT want to kill his moth ord n exactly ms, git! wants mommy to die of the big @‘THE WoLvEs (om verge of tears) 1DO Nori! ‘Take it backt! as. whae 1 you're not allowed to say that! take it backl! as, ok! Jesust 1 take it backt! itis taken backt! 48 is super upset m3, oh shit your mom, au. Tiorgot yeah I'm sorry sorry shit mu, yeah #8, (stl really upset) . it's fine 2 are you ok? #8 T'm great awkward pause , 80000 ‘who has plans for the three day weekend? a. homework ots and lots of homework " T'm doing a day of servi you guys should come! mi. hhow do you have time? at Wingfield Park a8| " ‘THE WOLVES 2 already finished my paper on Rwanda 41, (#8) au. hey seriously? that was ike you suck major FOOT in MOUTH (chipper) hey isn't it almost someone's a. 2 (om) happy birthday! right! Jamuary 19 #8, birthstone: garnet n what? #8, remember? the birthstone club? a. party tonight or Sunday? ”, yeah when's it / " oh Pm actually ust like hanging with Dan at my dad's ski house 6. you're not having a party this year? = ant, . oh aah to0 old for lke slumber parties aby stepmom said I could have some people over s0 if anyonie wants to sleep over Sunday? we can like watch a movie? i i a‘THe wouvEs 1 aL definitely 400 nods free me from the tyranny of Sunday night dinners 2 "ask my mom 3, ‘want me to bring my laptop? 8, (toms) omigosh will you bring your iPad 80 we can watch Game of Thrones? mu, um 1'm like going out of town actually? ‘with my family to like visit my cousins 8. onl the Armenians? a, a, swthe Americans 2, does anyone else have HBO GO? ys, a, Thave HBO GO1! ‘we could ask Stephanie are you inviting Stephanie? #8, yeah m3, hey I have HBO GO sounds nice (sorta displeased) cool a3, coolio! Fil bring my laptop m1. also guys: ‘guess what our fine captain is up to this weekend " taking a fucking chill pill laughter mu. hhanging out with ~% ‘THE woLvES au, drumroll please ~ Louise who? a4, 13, yeah who? i #8. a. welrd new gitl at our school yes she licked the microphone ms, Louise Peterson? she did what? 25 and #46 jog back in #25 48 so stressed #8, omigosh why mu, m3, shhh shut up ms, ALRIGHT LET'S CIRCLE UP they circle up #8, (wait why is she hanging out with Louise) am. (exactly) 25, OK LADIES 80 ig Game Today Great practice for the college showcase tournament / next week a. / we're not going to stretch? 15, no time ", uum hello that i like so fucking dangerous m4, Me yeah an. ‘yeah the doctor said 25, ‘we don't have time ok WE DON'T HAVE TIME‘THe woLyes n (7 aud m4 exchange a look 25: ‘ok you know what? right now yeah they do #28, yeah ok great So Let’s talk about last week. we lost last week Right Yeah We Did " toa team that was worse than we were ‘Why? Cause we weren't listening to cach other 414, (tow andes.) 'm sorry Am UInterrupting? (ey) (is this like her motivational speech?) a. nope We're playing a good team ans, BLUE STORMMMMM 8, bout we've beat them before a, like 6 years ago as. or as like to call it Phase Training Bra ms, Ok So We know they're good and sure they are theyre really goodn ‘THE WoLvES 5, they went co nationals las year ight? but are we scare 7 and 4 voll thelr ees Are We Scared? a (super loud) NO}! 35, dha’ right we're not scared We're Ready to Play «, WE'RE READY! 135, ‘cause This isnt about Last Year's Nationals his isn’ about Next Year's Nationals This is about Right Here Right Now in City Sports Domne expect lols of shots on goal which means mark your man ‘watch for breakaways we're gonna play 22-1 Jwant 8 and me on D Wand 11 in midfield tons and #8 "8. but Twant you guys to hang back play safe 4, 8. gotcha yep 135, and 46 as striker nm sewha? co (ignoring) 7 and 18 welll sub yo it's going.to be a running game 80 we'll be switching it / up constantly‘THE WoLvES ". the fuck are you talking about 195, they're really going to run us out there and everybody watch / for Jordana ". we're playing the best team in the league in the fucking district and you bench me? 125, hey this is all coming from Coach sive ita fucking break 195, language ”. she can't even kick the fucking ball straight! 135, HEY we're a team you wanna play? you play With Us All of Us kay? fn (salutes) Yes Sir slight pause ns. did you hear a scout’s coming today #8, yeah UC Santa Barbara au, for Jordana 125, UC Santa Barbara? a3, yep yep 188, but coumnaient is a week away ms. 90 ‘THE WoLvEs am, they're just like carly bird gets the worm ya know. slight pause et that outta your head and leave it off the field Alright? 2 YEAH! m5, Now Let’s Push Ourselves ‘Today Push Purther Than You Think You Can ‘And Keep On Pushing ‘cause I don’t know about you ‘But goddammit 1 Want 10 Win #8, am, kick some Blue Storm booty! ow ow! a au, let's freaking kill ‘em! les do it whistle 2, that’s kickoft let's cheer and get out there they idle up vec tight, heads down we hear whispers of “we ar the wotces ve are the* 18, AHHH 18 breaks the circle a4, jesus ‘omigosh there's blood all over my jersey! a. (to42) your nose is bleeding a Whar 2 has a nosebleed‘THE wouvEs om, Jesus it’ like gushing blood #2 touches it and looks at her finger whistle‘THE woLves WEEK FOUR - THE CAMBODIAN II seven girs tn anion run in from the cla theyre sweaty and premped up and dusted with snow ia ‘omigosh it i freezing out therell! ms whoo yeah 4818 puffs on inhaler ne 1 can't feel my ears mu. it’s cold as shit as, 2, colder than a witch's tt ‘can you guys feel your ears? #8, as, ‘what's the point of doing a warm-up ran (evhales inhaler) outside um when it's snowing? what? #25," a, ‘keeps the blood pumping wha? nm. 8, mean it’s also a cooldown a witch’s tt? technically how many more today? Teel icky 8, cone more mu, particularly cold? at least ims, ALRIGHT LADIES great game #8, was, ‘woo woo! ‘we were on fiyahhhhhhh #11, SHE was on fire 8nd #25 and #2 and 1S havea cold this week‘THE wouvEs es, yeah yeah we looked good today but we've got another one in 30 as, so let’s hydrate and circle up they circle up and start the warmayp ns, shit guys shit can [just say that was So Sick a. ao completely nuts wenever seen anyone play ike that ven in like the World Cup ma, mm. who knew? mean she vas prety good last ‘week 125, ns, that bicyle kick she’s been holding out on us #8, and like in front of all of *. ‘these scouts?? wait where'd she go? #7 walks in on erutches with a boot she’s in steel clothes with a team hoodie anda Brappuccina she has a sti goggle tan, and so does #14 ", what's up sluts ‘14 rolls her eyes #8, omigosh hey! #2, hil an, heard you cheering out there " hhaha yeah ‘you guys were fucking great 2, thanks! m. nice helmet 83 college showcase tousn-MENT migosh she's so good ms, not like this man ms, “fucking kill em”a ‘THE WoLvES #2 is wearing even bigger headgear na, (blushes) my mom am, cause of the nosebleeds? #2 nods as, sweet ride dude n. fuck you ‘my armpits are killing me ms, haha 6 how's it feeling? ". you know like super shitty am, of that sucks #8 blows air through lips n. but I have a pretty high pain tolerance so 14 rolls her eyes 25, what'd the doctor say? an. torn ACL. collective sigh as. shit dude a. aw man it didn't look that bad on the field 8 I thought it was a sprain at most ", yeah well guess not 2 What a lousy birthday present m, hhaha yeah as. “happy 171‘THE Wouves a here, have a bum knee for the REST OF YOUR / ADULT LIFE” a. /shbhh 2, do you need surgery? n. Jo0ks like it collective sigh a. 's not so bad 1 was back on the field in a couple of months f. yeah #8, bout that was what like U4 au, Ul but still a, (om) and it only took you like 10 weeks last season right? 4, (tow) yeah Dut it was a less seriou " Jucky bitch ou, (biting) = and I took really good care of it slight pause yeah itpreuy much fucking blows but they say maybe I'l be back in time for travel team e this spring?THE WoLvES an. uh fall 2 oh slight pause where they all feet bad 7, ‘maybe I can make an ID camp though #8 cool! a cool that’s so great as, rad man m1. yeah the Ohio one’s not till August and they're in my top 10 a. great program at Ohio ms, for sure mn. yeah as long as I rehab fast you know totally as, fingers crossed man 5, well thanks for coming out today 1 got nothing else to do with my fucking Saturdays laughter ", when's the next game? #25, 30 minutes or s0 mn the Diablos? mn. 025, that’s tomorrow I think tomorrow #13, n Sam, ack! we're playing Xtreme Xplosion 9am? that's like my primo REM cycle