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 CHAPTER-1
Honestly, if this ever happens again, I would like to join Satan.
“Suzan” …. Ms. Wood calls on my attendance “Present” I say. I am late. No, this is
particularly usual in my case. I am sent to the principal’s office again.
“Suzan, you need to tighten up and be strict with yourself, this is getting ridiculous and
you don’t care about yourself a bit” Principal Elyon says, Elyon…Alion…Alien …
whatever. He continues “You are young and you can still change, there are many
chances for your growth dear, we all can help you” No old man, I am a chaos and I am
happy.
“Yesterday during the dispersal, you did snatch lollipops from little kids” he says, I
exclaim in surprise, what??? When did I do that? Lollipops? Is he taking his
medicines?
“Sir I am sorry to interrupt you but I guess you are highly mistaken” I say as loud and
sincere I can, He tilts his head “Umm…. I guess I saw you myself snatching lollipops”
“No way, I can never do that at least not to little kids” I say defensively
“Don’t you like lollipops?” He asks “Yes, I do” I say.
“Then why did you snatch the lollipop away yesterday from a little boy?” Oh, now! I
know he is talking about his whiny 5-year-old grandson. “I did what I did, I absolutely
was disgusted by the kid” I did not say this and it was a lie.
“I appreciate whoever stole that lollipop but I don’t know who was but I know who the
boy was, yes, your grandson…. you are talking about him, right?” I ask, He nods “Yes
but you are in no position to appreciate the real culprit, which is, YOU!” He points his
finger at me, “And you, are in no position to accuse me without any real evidence sir” I
say, He says “Go back to your classroom, I will find out the one who did that” , I nod
and go back to my classroom.

Seriously??? For a lollipop? His grandson Eron. What the heck! This family is so bad
at names. Ewwwwww. Just Ewwwwwww.
Keeping that aside, WHY DID HE ACCUSE ME?? AND NOT ONLY THAT HE
SAID HE WOULD FIND OUT AS IF HE WANTS *ME* TO BE THE CULPRIT!
SICK OLD MAN, I HOPE HE LEAVES THIS SCHOOL FOR FOREVER.
“All right students, dispersal time” The teacher says. We all hustle and bustle to our
houses. The day is almost dismissed and so is my energy to bear this life.
 CHAPTER-2
Yesterday was not good, Honest review “WOULD NOT RECOMMEND -1.20/100”
I rant everything to my mother Jas and my best friend – Lenna. They both laughed at
me. This is what they actually do. I tell them about my troubled life and they laugh. Its
an offer provided to each other by both parties but usually I am the one on whom they
laugh upon.
Today can be good, if my horoscope shows ‘GUARNTEED! 70% luck on your side!!’.
Anything less than 70% percent goes downhill. I won’t check my horoscope because
what if it isn’t 70%, either way, I am being pretty chill and not expecting things.
I am grateful that for 5 days, we have holidays. Yay!
TRUTH:
I am not gonna do anything, I am going to sit on the couch and eat junk, recalculate
and miscalculate my life at night.
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Actual truth:
I am at Lenna’s house, trying to comfort her.
Her day is totally -1.00/100. She had a fight today with her crush. I can’t tell
whether he is dead or did they breakup ? The way she is crying screams
“BOTH!!” . They are not in relationship but friendship breakups happen. Yeah I
am familiar with that A lot .
“Suzy , He said that I behave like the old man who is the security guard at our
school” She says….ooh girl , He did cross the line. If Shawn had said “Len you
are like a dog” I would be okay but this..... security guard ..that is too much. .
The old man is so nosy and creepy . Always asking and putting fire into little
issues between students, making a big deal out of the students in between talks,
claiming that we provide him so much problems and all.
“Len, Call Shawn” I say, she does a little no no with her head and I dial his
number on my phone , I speak up “Shawn , How dare you? How dare you to
call Suzy like that? Did you just Call Suzy creepy? “ I continue “ Look what
you have done to her , She is so hurt” I put emphasis on the word hurt.
“Suzy , I did not call her the security guard , I called her Pennywise” Shawn
answers . “Pennywise, isn’t he creepy? Or nosy ?” I ask , “Well…I like
 Pennywise” He says “Pennywise is interesting”. I do a little hmm and a satisfied
smile on my lips , happy that Len and Shawn have mutual feelings “Your friend
is dumb , I wanted her to ask me why I called her Pennywise but I have never
met a girl so cute and stupid like her” he chuckles “Wait….” He pauses “Is…Is
she crying?” He asks. “No, Just having a runny nose” I say with much
professionalism, “ok then, Please don’t tell anything to Len…Uh..please?
Okay? See yaa, take care” he finishes and the call ends.
“What did Shawn say?” Len asks, “ He said that he is extremely sorry and he
still considers you as a good friend “ I say, Len Smiles . I am thankful to myself
that I didn’t talk to Shawn near her. Phew ! I should be considered very
considerate.
My phone does a little ping! Ping! , I see my notifications and this is what it is

“Suzyyyyyyyyyyy, pleaseeeeeeeeeee todaayyyyyyyyyyyy” , I check the other one “☹️” ,

Ah! Mary! She is such a dramatic ass, I don’t hate her but being without her is a pretty
good option I would like to recommend. Today is her birthday party and we had some
conflict few days ago and I am still holding a grudge. She tried to steal my project
work, I get that we are friends but not that much good friend so that she can steal my
work. Just go do your own work.
I smoothly ignore her messages , She should know what she deserves. “Suzy, let it go.
See, She is really desperate to meet you, Come on!” Len pleads on behalf of Mary.
“Len, I am still mad. Its my choice” I say . Len makes a very angry cute face at me and
I chuckle . “Yo ugly face can’t tame me” I say , “My God! Look at yourself!!!!!!!!” she
exclaims and proceeds to dramatize the sentence “You should shut up” I say tiredly,
She pinches my cheek very hard , so hard that I almost thought of killing her.
On my way back to my house, I see a girl of my age, beautiful . Long legs…hmm….I
should ask her how her genetics worked and mine didn’t even though my family is
tall . Really tall. I make my way towards her and BAM!!!!!!! I am hit by a stick.
Surprise surprise! My horoscope really said “GUARNTEED BAD LUCK” .
“Yes ,she is , Unconscious her quick” she says….umm what?? Mam? Why? Okay!
I have been Unconscious for 8 hours and I am in my house , What????????????? What?
Am? I ? Doing? Here? I am supposed to be somewhere.