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Top Ten Funny Excuses For Not Doing Homework

The document provides 10 funny excuses that students use for not doing their homework. Some of the excuses mentioned are that their dog ate their homework, they accidentally left it at home, they were abducted by aliens, they were too busy saving the world, their sibling ripped it up, they lost it in a bet, they were binge-watching TV, their pen ran out of ink, they were daydreaming about their future, and they spilled coffee on it. The document recommends that while these excuses may be funny, homework is important for students' education.

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Top Ten Funny Excuses For Not Doing Homework

The document provides 10 funny excuses that students use for not doing their homework. Some of the excuses mentioned are that their dog ate their homework, they accidentally left it at home, they were abducted by aliens, they were too busy saving the world, their sibling ripped it up, they lost it in a bet, they were binge-watching TV, their pen ran out of ink, they were daydreaming about their future, and they spilled coffee on it. The document recommends that while these excuses may be funny, homework is important for students' education.

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Homework is a necessary part of the education system, but let's face it, sometimes it can be a real

drag. We've all been there, staring at a blank page or a pile of books, trying to summon the
motivation to complete our assignments. And sometimes, we come up with some pretty creative
excuses for not doing our homework. Here are the top ten funniest excuses for not doing homework:

1. \"My dog ate my homework.\" This classic excuse has been used for decades, and it's still a
fan favorite. Who can resist the image of a mischievous pup devouring a stack of papers?
2. \"I accidentally left my homework at home.\" This one is a bit more believable, but still
humorous. It's the perfect excuse for when you forget to do your homework or leave it in
your locker.
3. \"I was abducted by aliens.\" This excuse may be a bit far-fetched, but it's definitely a funny
one. Who knows, maybe your teacher will have a good laugh and give you an extension.
4. \"I was too busy saving the world.\" This excuse is perfect for all the superhero fans out
there. Maybe you were too busy fighting crime or saving the planet to complete your
homework.
5. \"My little sister/brother ripped up my homework.\" Blaming a younger sibling for your
missing homework is a classic move. Just make sure they're in on the joke before you use this
excuse.
6. \"I lost my homework in a bet.\" This excuse shows your teacher that you have a bit of a
gambling problem, but at least you're honest about it.
7. \"I was too busy binge-watching my favorite show.\" We've all been there, when you sit down
to do your homework but end up getting sucked into a TV series instead. It happens to the
best of us.
8. \"My pen ran out of ink.\" This excuse is perfect for those who are a bit more creative. You
can even go as far as to bring in the \"empty\" pen as proof.
9. \"I was too busy daydreaming about my future success.\" This excuse may not get you out of
doing your homework, but at least it shows your teacher that you have big dreams and
aspirations.
10. \"I accidentally spilled coffee on my homework.\" This excuse works best if you actually
bring in a coffee-stained assignment. Just make sure to use decaf, you don't want to give your
teacher a heart attack.

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Being Intentionally Late in the Morning I had tried this on various occasions. So they ask for
guidance from the teacher and try to do it a second time. But again, keep in mind that it doesn’t give
this explanation time again. Although making up excuses may look like you got saved, there will be
certain downsides which you will notice in the end. This situation can be fodder to some great
teacher stories as students can come up with the most hilarious homework excuses. When you get
away with suggestions to complete any day. It is a good habit to wash your face daily, but this good
habit can restrict you from completing the homework. I Forget to bring my notebook It is one of the
common excuses that students make. Another issue with schoolwork (and the motivation behind
why such a significant number of students are searching for reasons for not doing schoolwork) is that
you may not realize how to do it. They really don’t care that you are getting the same homework for
other subjects also. My mobile phone or router’s internet connection was not working. Foolproof
Excuses For Not Doing Homework I was too busy doing something more vital. This is one of the
common and used by almost every student. I was going to school this morning and it was very
windy. So, try to do the homework; if you won’t complete it, it is a valid reason. After giving your
excuse, jot down some of the details. Tutor, I swear that I worked really hard to do the homework.”.
I could not understand the homework due to a lack of face-to-face interaction. Top 10 Excuses for
Not Doing Homework It can be tricky to come up with the best excuses for not doing homework
because teachers have heard most of them already. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to find it afterward;
someone must have taken it.” 10. “ My grandpa was on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” yesterday,
so he asked me if I would be available for a call if he didn’t know an answer and had to call a friend.
Online homework is bad; I didn’t understand it adequately. Other 100 Excuses For Not Doing
Homework Let’s know the other best 100 excuses for not doing homework; it’s given below. Your
teacher might ask you to handover that book in order to check the questions. See if there are any
sections about what happens if you breach academic honesty policies. We cover excuses for not
doing homework that students use, but doing homework is equally important. What are the best
excuses not to do homework Table of Contents. All the above excuses will work, but homework is
necessary because it helps you understand the concept and improves your cognitive thinking ability.
Students who do not take education, time and vitality seriously will always look for excuses. While
your pet might actually end up chewing your papers, it is often simply a convenient way to get out of
doing homework. Once I really did not want to go to school so I woke up early in the morning, got
my hands dirty with the sole of my shoe and rubbed my eyes with them.
That stupid brother does not understand the difference between food and papers. In some cases, you
may only get a strict talking to. Your teacher might get angry at you, in any case, they will consider
your reason for not doing schoolwork. 10) Somebody Stole It “I remember it correctly I put it in my
bag. But sadly, soap water got into my eyes, and I couldn't see for the whole day. To avoid getting
into trouble, students make several excuses for not doing homework on time to their teachers.
Students who do not take education, time and vitality seriously will always look for excuses.
Student: “will you punish me for the thing i didn’t do?” Teacher: “No, not at all.” Student: ” Thank
God. Parents can interact with the teacher and also know about the teaching pattern. They really
don’t care that you have to write 10 other essays for 10 other classes. And when I ran out of there, I
realized that my cat was still in there. This can help you gauge what excuse may work for this
person. I had a Headache. I spilled cereal all over it because I was doing it over breakfast. Make an
excuse based on technological malfunctions. It was so recorded, more than once, in the 1965
bestselling novel, and began to assume its present sense as the of dubious excuses, particularly in
American culture, both in school and out, in the 1970s. It may sound funny, but most teachers really
appreciate honesty. Get the best quality assignment help from computer science tutors at affordable
prices. Good Excuses For Not Doing Homework Following are the good excuses for not doing
homework. So when you are in trouble, try to catch up with little fun by using cheeky lines. They
start avoiding them and make excuses for not doing homework. Human beings have been
procrastinators for long years back. Not all teachers understand humor; not all teachers will find your
funny homework excuses funny. Students need direction on the assignments to follow, and without
it coming up with unique ideas can be a big task. He will allow you to complete it the very next day.
5 Use the excuse of absent If your teacher normally does not notice who is attending the class or
who is not, you can use this excuse for not doing homework. Also, analyze your teacher and figure
out which excuse is perfect for him. Our assignment provider knows how to guide the young ones
and give them all the required help that is needed in their daily coursework. Most likely meteor er
won' t e staying 2 hours after ammo. With modern technology, mistakes like these are actually rather
rare. Though, every student must try to complete their homework. It’s fun to guide students on
academic write ups and bag those top grades like a pro. On Monday when you will still be going to
the washroom, you will be asked by your parents with full dignity to stay back.
School homework informationSchool homework information leadership decision-making and
problem solving. Abby Howe Types and genres of books Types and genres of books senguldeniz
Plants vs. I had physical health problems and high-stress levels. I Accidently Ignited My Homework
to Reach to the Fuse Box. When your parents ask why you are back, you can come up with anything.
All the above excuses will work, but homework is necessary because it helps you understand the
concept and improves your cognitive thinking ability. But, it’s not going to be easy to convince your
teacher for this reason. And I never fail to be grateful for the fact that as an adult, I don’t have
homework anymore. This will assemble trust and probably your teacher appreciate you for your
honesty. How can I excuse my teacher for not doing homework. Students need direction on the
assignments to follow, and without it coming up with unique ideas can be a big task. This is another
best excuse for not doing homework. Your teacher might ask you to handover that book in order to
check the questions. And I can't believe Tommy is going to take credit for it. In this case, it is
probably better to brace yourself, take a pill and like in any confusing situation go to sleep. We can't
connect to the server for this app or website at this time. My servant thought it was just a piece of
paper and threw it away. Teacher said to the student: “Why is your homework incomplete?” Student:
My dog ate my homework Teacher: Okay, I guess I’ll have to email your dog. So, here are some of
the best excuses for not doing homework: 1) Forgot to bring Notebook This is one of the most well-
known and authentic reasons that you can utilize. Students who do not have proper resources will
have trouble framing assignments. While the teacher gave the homework, my router’s internet
connection was working slowly or interrupted. I found the assignment to be uninspiring, so I read a
book about the life of Mother Teresa instead. You can easily claim to have a house emergency and
expect your boss to be nice about it. Too much homework is a hindrance in the student’s path. You
might say, “I am sorry, but I got behind on things and couldn’t finish my homework. You can tell that
you just try helping him but didn’t know he will not return it on time. But keep in mind that don’t
apply this reason if the topic is already explained to you in detail. 4) I Was Not Feeling Well One of
the best excuses not to do homework is that you fell ill. If you try to make excuses every time, there
is a higher chance of getting caught in your trap. The teacher said: Why is your homework
incomplete.
While the excuses were limited to health and family issues a decade back, today’s students are
getting more creative with justifications. Death, sickness and too many responsibilities can be a few
reasons. Regardless, you definitely don’t want a bad grade that will ruin your GPA once and for all.
So, by not doing my homework and staying up to study for my physics test I saved the basketball
team, the school's funding, and even your job. If you try to make excuses every time, there is a
higher chance of getting caught in your trap. One time I pretended I had bad diarrhoea by crazy into
the bathroom and making grunting noises while playing a YouTube for of pooping noises. You can
also use this excuse to say you had a terrible headache. I guess I was dreaming or travelling in time
which should have been the future”. As teachers keep assigning tasks to students, they keep on
coming up with innovative excuses at the same pace. Although making up excuses may look like you
got saved, there will be certain downsides which you will notice in the end. If you want to make it
work, you have to look like a person who has been very ill very lately. Pretend you lost your
homework notebook at school Heavy workload Family issue I was out of town. He needed a
completed homework notebook as the reference of the subject that he didn’t understand. In some
cases, you may only get a strict talking to. However, he will give you some more time to finish your
homework. 6. My pet ate my homework It is also one of the common excuses for not doing
homework. The next thing I knew, it was Monday morning, and I had not completed my homework.
Aliens kidnap me. My room is haunted. My hand was itching. You can tell you are absent on the day
he assigned the homework. Homework Excuses For Strict Teachers These are the best homework
excuses for strict teachers, such as; Homework Excuses For Strict Teachers I was Sick. So, to
celebrate the inventive excuses students use to get out of homework, we’ve gathered some of the
best from across the internet in the list below, enjoy. 1. “My brother’s friend, who came to our house
yesterday, said he could eat paper, and I didn’t believe him. You have to act smart and read the
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before, I faked stomach pains so believable my parents decided to take me to the ER because I was
apparently showing signs of an appendicitis. If not stopped, this habit can deeply get embedded in
the personality, affecting one greatly. If it’s an essay that needs to be typed: My internet was off. But
again, keep in mind that it doesn’t give this explanation time again. They let me and my friend leave
so he could walk me to where my mom was going to pick me up. If this is the first time you have
missed your schoolwork, this trick will work for you. I have a good habit of bathing every day after
school, and it cost me my homework. If your school also provides homework through online mode,
it can make the best excuse for you not to do homework.
My father was out of town because I had no mobile phone. Remember, don’t make this excuse again
and again or give too much explanation on it. 2. Didn’t understand the homework Most of the
students use this excuse. I tried to chase it for a couple of blocks, so that’s why I’m late to class.” 8.
“ While I was getting ready for school this morning, I was putting some books inside my backpack.
The problem is that your teachers have seen it all probably. My dog pissed on the computer and tried
it though I had no extra mobile phone because my older mobile phone was not working. Preschool
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excuses for not doing homework. Such reasons use to work wonders back in your parent’s time. I
didn't do it because I spent all night doing the previous night's homework. You can tell you are
absent on the day he assigned the homework. When I was in middle school I was supposed to be
singing in a talent show, which was NOT going to happen on my watch. To avoid doing assignments
on those, students often find excuses to avoid doing it. I did them as you said but I did them on my
rough copy at home. Even in the worst situations, it would be better to be transparent and seek extra
time and help honestly rather than make up false excuses. First of all, you need to finish your
favorite work. I woke up after 2 hours, did my homework, and did my usual daily chores. I have
network issues, so I didn’t see the announcement Sorry, I couldn’t get it to load. So the night before,
I faked stomach pains so believable my parents decided to take me to the ER because I was
apparently showing signs of an appendicitis. Abby Howe Types and genres of books Types and
genres of books senguldeniz Plants vs. There are so many programming languages you can learn.
And some follow other interests through extracurricular activities. Just make sure you are convincing
and that you don’t have your backpack with you. You can tell your teacher that you tried researching
the topic, but you failed to understand the core meaning of it. Now, you have two choices- either do
the work or skip it. But if you’re looking to start with something easier. And I never fail to be
grateful for the fact that as an adult, I don’t have homework anymore. I decided not to hurt their
feelings and left it at home.

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