We save sacks and

sacks of rocks. We
save lots and lots of
rocks. We have lots of
little rocks. We sit on
rocks. And we give an
old man lots of rocks.

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 The old man said,” I
can shave a cat.” So,
he did. The old man
said, “I can shave a
cow.” So, he did. The
old man said, “I can
shave a rock.” did he
shave a rock? No.

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 He said, “Give me a
hat or a sock.” so she
gave him a sock for
his nose. He said,” I
need socks on the
feet. Not on the nose.”
So, she gave him
socks for his feet.

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 The old man was
cold. He did not have a
hat or a coat or socks.
So he got a goat with
lots of hats and coats
and socks. Now the
old man is not cold
and the goat is not
cold.
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The old goat had an

old coat. The old goat
said, “I will eat this
old coat.” so he did.
“That was fun.” he
said, “I ate the old
coat. And now I am
cold.” Now the old
goat is sad.
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A dog sat in a little

car. The dog said, “I
need to eat.” Will the
dog eat a fish? No.
Will the dog eat a log?
No. Will the dog eat a
pot of tar? No. The
dog will eat the car.
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 In the Fog

A dog was in the fog. A cat

was in the fog. A goat was in
the fog. The dog and the cat
and the goat came to the log.
The cat and the dog sat on
the log. The dog and the cat
said, “We are on the log.”
The goat said, “I am not on
the log. I am in the log. Ha ha
ha.”

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 Lots of Cars

A man on a farm has

lots of cars. He has old
cars. He has little cars.
Are his cars for goats?
no. Are his cars for
sheep? no. Are his cars
for cows? no. His cars
are for cops. He has lots
of cop cars

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 A Girl in a Cave

A girl was in a cave. A

wave came into the cave.
The girl said, “Save me, save
me.” A fish came in the cave.
He said, “I will save that
girl.” And he did. The fish
said, “Now I will give that a
girl a seed and a cake to
eat.” So, he gave the girl a
seed and a cake.

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 Lots of Pots

A girl said, “That man has

lots of pots. He has pots with
tops. He has pots with no
tops.” The man said, “I have
lots of cakes in pots. I have a
pot with a ship in it. I have
fish in pots.” The girl said,
“Can I have a pot for a little
fish?” The man said, “This is
a pot for a little fish.” The
girl said, “I will take this pot
home with me.” And she did.
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Al and Sal

Al said, “Will we go
home?” Sal said, “No, we will
go to that farm.” Al said,
“Will we have fun on that
farm?” Sal said, “We can run
with a cow. We can eat corn.
We can feed pigs. We can sit
in the lake.” Al said, “I hate
to sit in lakes.” so Sal and Al
did not sit in the lake. Sal
and Al had fun with the pigs.
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 The Pet Shop

A girl said to a man, “Let

us go to the pet shop.” So
the man and the girl went
down the road. The man and
the girl went in the pet shop.
The girl said to the man in
the pet shop, “I need a dog.”
The man said, “No, I do not
have dogs. I have a red cat.
Let me get that cat.” so he
did and the girl went home
with the red cat.
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A Girl and a Man

A girl was on the road to a

farm. She met a man. She
said, “Go with me to the
farm, we will pet a pig.” The
man said, “I pet ducks and I
pet chicks. I do not pet pigs.”
The girl said, “It is fun to pet
pigs, pigs are fat.” The man
said, “I will not go to a farm.
I will go to the park and pet
a duck.” so the man went to
the park to pet a duck and
the girl went to the farm to
pet a pig.
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Paint that Nose

A fat dog met a little dog.

The fat dog had a red nose.
The little dog had a red nose.
The fat dog said. “I wish I did
not have a red nose.” The fat
dog got a can of paint. He
said, “Paint that nose.” So
the little dog did paint his
nose. He said, “Now this
nose is not red.” He kissed
the fat dog on the ear. Now
the fat dog has paint on his
ear.
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The Bugs
A big bug met a little bug. the
big bug said,” let’s go eat.” so the
big bug ate a leaf and a nut and a
rock. The big bug said,” that is
how big bugs eat.”
The little bug said,” now I will
eat.” so the little bug ate a leaf
and a nut and a rock, the little
bug went to a log a bit the log.
She ate the log. She ate ten more
logs.
 “Wow,” the big bug said.” that
little bug can eat a lot.”
The little bug said,” now let’s
eat more.”

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The Bug Bus

A little bug sat on the back of a

big dog.” Get down,” said the dog.” I
am not a bus.”
The bug did not get down. He
went to sleep. The dog said, I am not
a bed.”
The dog ran to the pond and went
in. The bug got wet. The bug said,” I
am not a fish. Take me back to the
sand.” no, the dog said.
 So, the bug said, “I will get more
bugs on this dog.” Ten bugs came
and got on the dog.
The dog said,” I feel like a bug
bus.” and the dog went back to
the sand with the bugs.
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The Talking Cat

The girl was going for a walk.
she met a fat cat.” Can cats
talk?” the girl said. the cat said,” I
can talk. but I do not talk to girls.
I talk to dogs.”
The girl did not like that cat.” I
do not like cats that will not talk
to me.” the cat said,” I will not
talk to girls.” the girl said,” I do
not like that cat. and I do not give
cake to cats I do not like.”
The cat said,” I like cake so I
will talk to this girl.” so the girl
and the cat ate the cake.
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The Dog that ate Fish

A girl went fishing with a

dog. that dog ate fish. the girl
did not like the dog to eat fish.”
do not eat fish, “she said.
The girl went fishing and the
dog went to sleep. the girl got
five fish, the dog said.” no,” the
girl said.” more fish are in the
lake. Dive in and get them.
So, the dog went in the lake.
and the girl went to sleep.
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The Rat Got a Sore Nose

The rat and the rabbit went
down on a slide. The rabbit went
down on his tail.
The rat said, “I will go down
on the tail.”
The rat went up to the top of
the slide and slid down on his
nose.
 He said, “I have a sore nose.”
Then he said, “If a rabbit can go
down on his tail, I will do the
same.”
He went up to the top, but he
came down on his nose. The
rabbit said, “That rat cannot tell if
he is on his nose or his tail.”
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The Rich Pig
A dog was in the park. It
was dark in the park. The
dog ran into a pig.
The dog said, “Pigs cannot
go in this park, pigs live on
farms.”
 The pig said, “Not this
pig, I live on a ship. I am a
rich pig.”
The dog said, “Take me to
the ship.” So, the pig did. But
the waves made the ship
rock and the dog got sick.
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Ron said, “Yes”

Ron’s dad told him to sleep in

bed. “Yes,” Ron said and he did.
His mom said, “Ron, paint this bed
red.”, “Yes,” Ron said. He got the
paint and made the bed red. “That is
fine.” His mom said.
 A big boy met Ron. He said, “Can
Ron paint a car red?”
“Yes,” Ron said and he made the
car red.
Then, Ron went home. His mom
said, “Ron made a bed and a car red.
But Ron got lots of paint on Ron, Ron
is red.”
So, Ron went to the tub and went
rub, rub, rub. Now, Ron is not red.
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Hunting for a Deer

An old man got his gun. He

said, “I will go hunting for deer.”
The girl said, “You cannot see, so
you cannot hunt for deer.”
 He said, I will hunt for deer.”
Then a deer came up to the man
and said, “Are you hunting for
deer?”
The old man said, “Have you
seen a deer?”
The deer said, “I am a deer.” The
old man said, “I cannot see you. So,
I will not shoot at you. We will go
for a walk.”
So, the old man and the deer
went to the old man’s house.
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The Duck and the Mean Pig

A mother duck and her nine

little ducks went for a walk. A
big mean pig met them on the
road.
He told the mother duck, “I
am a mean pig. I eat cans and I
eat beans, I eat cars and I eat
toys, I eat beds and bugs.”
The mother duck said, “I am
not a can or a bean or a car or a
toy. I am a duck, and I bite pigs
that are mean.”
So, the pig ran, then the
mother duck and nine little
ducks went to the pond.
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Going to the Toy Shop
 A boy and his mother went to
a toy shop. They went to get
toys. The boy said, “I like toys, I
like big toys.”
His mother said, “I do not like
big toy, so we will get little
toys.”
The man in the toy shop said,
“We have a lot of toys. We have
toys for boys, we have toys for
girls, and we have toys for
dogs.”
The boy said, “I am not a dog.
I am a boy, and I like big toys.”
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The Fat Fox and his brother

 A fat fox and his brother went
into a big box. The fat fox said, “I
hate to sit in a box.”
His brother said, “Sitting in a
box is not a lot of fun, let’s hit the
box. I love to hit a box.”
The fat fox said, “I will hit the
box with this hand, and this nose,
and this tail.” So, he hit and hit.
Then the fat fox said, “It’s
getting hot in this box, let’s stop
hitting.”
His brother said, “Let’s go to
sleep, sleeping in a box is fun.” So,
they went to sleep.
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 The Other Side of the Lake

A bug sat on the shore of a

big lake. The bug said, “I need
to the other side of this big
lake.”
But the bug did not like to
get wet. He said, “I like to
sleep and I like to sleep and I
like to ride in a car, but I do not
like to get wet.”
The bug did not have a car,
and he did not have a bed. So,
he sat and sat on the shore of
the lake.
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 The Pig that Bit His Leg

A little bug and a pig met on

the road. The pig said, “I can walk
better than you.”
The little bug said, “but I can
eat better than you.” The bug bit
a log.
The pig said, “I can eat logs
better than you.” The pig went
bite, bite, bite and ate the log.
The bug said, “I can bite a pig
better than you.” He bit the pig on
the leg.
The pig said, “I can do better
than that.” The pig gave his leg a
big bite. The bug said, “you bite
pigs better than me.”
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 The Cat that Talked

A girl had a cat. She talked to

her cat. Then the cat talked to her.
The girl said, “I must be sleeping.
Cats cannot talk.”
The cat said, “you talk to me.
So, I can talk to you.” The girl gave
the cat a big hug. “I never had a cat
that talked.”
The cat said, “I never had a cat
that talked either.” The girl and the
cat talked and talked.
Then a man came to the park.
He went up to the girl and said,
“can I have that cat?” The cat said,
“I will not go with you.”
The man said, “I must be
sleeping. Cats do not talk. I will
leave this park.” And he did.

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 Finding Some Fun on the Moon

Some girls went to the moon in

a moon ship. A girl said, “I will
find some fun.” She walked and
walked. Soon she came to a cow.
The moon cow said, “we have
lots of fun. Come with me.” The
girl went with the moon cow to a
pool. The moon cow said, “This is
how we have fun on the moon.”
She jumped into the pool. And the
girl jumped into the pool.
The girl said, “It is fun to swim
on the moon.” So, the girl and the
cow went swimming every day.
The girl did not tell the other girls
that she went swimming with a
moon cow.
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 The Old Man Finds a Horse

An old horse was in a barn. He

said, “I am sad. I cannot find a man that
will ride on me.” He said to the cat,
“have you seen a man that will ride on
me?”
The cat said, “no.”
An old man was walking near the
barn. He said to the cat, “I cannot find a
horse to ride. Have you seen a horse that
I can ride?”
The cat said, “Yes. He is in the barn.”
Then the old man walked into the
barn. He went up to the old horse. The
old man said, “Old horse, do you like to
go for a ride?”
The old horse said, “yes.” So, the old
man and the old horse went riding.

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 Ben Went Fishing

Ben went fishing with the

other boys. But he did not get
five fish. He did not get nine
fish. He got an old box.
The other boys made fun of
Ben. “We have fish and you do
not. You have an old box.”
Ben was said. He hit the box
The top fell down. And Ben
said, “that box is filled with
gold.”
Ben was not sad. He said to
the other boys, “You have lots
of fish, but I have lots of gold.”
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 An Old Horse and an Eagle

An eagle was teaching an old

horse how to fly. But the old horse did
not fly. The old horse ran into the side of
a barn.

The eagle said, “I will fly to the top of

the car.” And he did.

But the old horse did not fly to the

top of the car. He ran into the side of the
car. He said, “my mother and my brother
cannot fly. I cannot fly.”

The eagle said, “If you cannot fly, you

cannot have fun.”

The horse said, “I can run with an

eagle on my ack, and that is fun.”
 So, the eagle sat on the back of the
old horse and the old horse ran. “Yes,
this is fun,” they said.

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The Red Toothbrush

A girl liked to brush her teeth.

She looked for her red toothbrush.
But here mother did not have it.
The girl went back to her room.
On the way, she slipped and fell.
She slipped on her dog. Her dog
was brushing his teeth with her
red toothbrush. The girl said, “You
have my red toothbrush.”
The dog said, “I like teeth that
shine like the moon.”
 The girl smiled and the dog
smiled. They said, “now we both
have teeth that shine like the
moon.”
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The Fat Eagle

A fat, fat eagle was sitting in

a tree when a tiger came hunting
for eagles. The tiger went for a
little eagle that was sitting under
the tree. The other eagles yelled,
but the little eagle did not hear
the.
The fat, fat eagle looked down
and said, “I must save the little
eagle.” So, he jumped from the
tree. He came down like a fat
rock on the tiger. And the tiger
ran far away.
Now the other eagles do not
make fun of the fat, fat eagle.
They give him cake and ham and
corn.
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