Skit : JAAGO RE!

*Cafeteria C. There is no movement. Everyone are having lunch, no chaos.

One of the ilp 8th may associate will start banging fbe table and start chanting " JAAGO.... ", the
others will join.
Chorus : JAAGO RE JAAAGO RE!!!
Narrator(white) :Hey chorus! Look around... what do you see?
People? No. Shadows of people.
Breathing, walking... but dead inside.
Dead to empathy. Dead to conscience.
Dead... to what matters.Don't you think that they are burden to the society. They dont speak for
others even for themselves .Are these the values we look for...

Narraton (Black) : Values !! Ethics! Such fancy words! How do you think these are relevent to
the modern world? Would that help you paying your EMIS .Your gucci bags,prada glasses,louis
vuitton shoes ,expensive vacations Maldives, Las Vegas, Bangkok!

Narrator (White): And yet, when the world breaks you, when loss knocks, when truth calls,it
won't be Prada or Vegas that saves your soul ; It would be the values you forgot to pack.
Narrator(Black) : Soul won't pay rent.. Darling-status will. "
Narrator (white) : Yeh contradiction to chalta hii rahega. Picturr to abhi baki hain mere dost!

SCENE 1[LEADING CHANGE]

Cafeteria setup, people eating, walking, talking
Stall owner : paneer, biriyani, chowmein, pasta, chaat
Colleague 1 : Aj suna hain khana accha bana hain. PANNER! PASTA! BIRIYANI!! LOAD ME
UP!!
Colleague 2 : That's too much!
Colleague 1 : "Relax! My plate, my rules! "MMaine agar thora sa khana waste bhi kiya , to is
badi si duniya main kya hi fark padega!! "
(Colleague 1 dumps the leftover in an imaginary bin. A hungry person noticing it from distance.
He silently takes the food and devours in it)

Narrator(white) : One man's waste id another's survival... Wake up world! Change the norm...!!

Narrator (Black) : Oh c'mon! It's just the food! Look the kid got a free buffet! It's a win win
situation.. Right! "
Narrator(White) : Ok!! Ok!! Now you are justifying the food waste? No, sorry... You're glorifying
it!
Narrator(Black) : No! I simply monetize it.. See the bigger differences!!

SCENE 2 [INTEGRITY]
A dusty government office. Chatur Lal(dishonest employee)is napping over a pile of files.
Neta: O Chatur bhai! Mere file ka ho jaaye kaam,
Tere liye laya hoon paison ka salaam!
Chatur : Sir yeh kya? Yeh toh lagta hai ghoos!
Mujhe toh lag raha hai... this is a trap no use!
Neta : Ghoos nahi bhai, isse kehte hain “emotional cooperation”!
Thoda cash, full dedication – kaam milega instant confirmation!
Chatur : Waise… promotion kab se pending …
Boss bhi notice karega, finally keh dega – ‘Mera banda hai trending!’

Chorus murmurs:
File 403 pending hai…
Chai break time hua kya…
Aaj toh attendance bhi lag gayi… wow.

Chorus Member (hope) : Ruk jaa bhai! Yeh toh hai crime,
Bribe ke chakkar mein barbaad hoga time!
Aaj tu lega, kal tujhe dena padega,
Aur ek din integrity ko farewell kehna padega!
Chorus : Ek bribe se chain toot jaati hai,
Imaandaari daily loot jaati hai!
Public ka bharosa gir jaata hai,
Phir system pura hil jaata hai!
Neta: Arre yaar, main toh sirf help kar raha tha,
Biryani bhi baanti thi elections mein... sab bhool gaye kya?
Chatur : Sir, ab main ‘No’ bolta hoon bold,
Imaandari mera hai gold!
Chorus : Na le bribe, na de bribe,
Warna life ban jaayegi like share subscribe !
Neta: Yeh public sab samajhdaar ho gayi hai re!
Chorus Member #hope :Integrity sirf ek word nahi hai…
Jab tak imaandaar log bolenge, system kabhi fail nahi hoga.

SCENE 3[RESPECT FOR INDIVIDUALS]

[A young man getting applauded. Loud whistles, clapping around him. Everyone are
congratulating him]
Suddenly a person appeared and whispered something. A low whispering begin.
Chorus : "He is so fake! ", " He only talks to seniors", "He is after men, you know! ", " Such a
weirdo! "
The young man starts to cripple and shrinks down.
One from the chorus breaks the queue, confronts him, supports him
Supporter Chorus : All it takes is only the sense of belonging. Some tiny words can make life
more liveable.
Narrator (white) : " That's it!! Pure dignity! Pure respect! "
Narrator(Black) : No.. Not at all!! I prefer backstabbing! Fun.. too much fun! Gossips make
things spicy.. Sweet and sour! You know!
Narrator (white) : Hey, what are you upto? You's sell your conscience for gossips!! Do you know
how it would impact the life of an innocent?
Narrator( black) : Aye! How does it matters! Promotion matters!! Appraisals matters!
SCENE 4[EXCELLENCE]

A girl dancing cheerfully. Chorus appreciating. Suddenly a person came and pushed her. She
fall on the ground. One by one approaches. --- a tcs employee approaches
Tcs Employee :
"TCS ke saath nayi udaan hai baaki,
Safar toh shuru hua hai, aasman hai baaki!"

Narrator (white) : Excellence is not just a medal. It's the meaning for life. It holds
aspirations ,empathy.
Narrator(black) : Ugh! Another dreamer! Another non-sense! Let's see if your rhythm can pay
your emis !
Narrator( black) :

Scene 5[Learning and sharing]

(Gabbar sitting on rock, typing on phone, Basanti enters dramatically with phone in hand,
chewing gum)
Basanti (with swag): “Arre Gabbar ji! Kya haal?
Gabbar- Arey basanti tum yaha? Sardar khush huya!
Basanti-Aap mere ko ‘LOL’ ka reply kab bhejne wale ho? Abhi tak toh aap sirf ‘Ok’ bhejte ho…
So lame ya!”
Gabbar (confused but pretending cool): “Basanti! LOL toh main roj sochta hoon… par… woh
kya hota hai na… main thoda old-school hoon.”
Basanti (rolls eyes, does a hair flip):
“Arre Gabbar ji, ab toh TBH bhi nahi pata hoga aapko! BRB, GTG — sab seekho! Varna main
left swipe maar dungi!”
Exit and entry
*Gabbar agitates and move around with phone in his hand*
*kalia and samba enters*
Kalia and samba- ji sardar, hum aapke khidmat mein haazir hai, *bows*
Gabbar (to Samba & Kalia): “Are o samba! Yeh sab genz wala language tum log kaha se sikh?
humko to aata hii nahi...humse hota hii nahi..”

Samba (proudly): “Sardar! Hum gaye the Thakur ke paas!”

*samba Cuts tongue*
Gabbar- thakur?Thakur ke paas gaye tum log !! Ab tera kya hoga kalia? Isko saza milega
barabar milega.
Kalia: “Haan Sardar! Thakur toh real scholar hai! Usko sab Gen Z lingo aata hai!”
(Thakur enters with style — sunglasses)
Gabbar: Are thakur, tum yeh kitaab sar mein leke kaha jaa rahe ho?
Thakur: Haat to tumne chora nahi, saar hi baki hain abto!
Dimaag se hi toh knowledge share hoti hai!”
Gabbar (murmurs): “Haath katne ke baad bhi yeh bandaa itna modern kaise reh gaya!”
Thakur (winks at audience): “Knowledge aur style, dono share karo — tabhi toh team grow
karega!”
Gabbar- kya samajh kar aye the ki sardar bohot khush hoga!!! shabashi dega?
Samba enters

Samba: “Chalo Sardar! Ab hum sikhaate hain — LOL matlab Laugh Out Loud!”

Gabbar (nervous, repeats): “Laugh Out Loud… LOL…”

Basanti (giggles): “Awww! Gabbar ,Baby kitne cute lag rahe ho! Aur batao… ASAP ka kya?”

Kalia: “ASAP matlab As soon as possible! "

Gabbar (practising): “as soon as possible… Accha!”

Basanti (fake serious): “Aur TBH ka?”
Gabbar (super proud): “TBH — To Be Honest! To Be Honest Basanti, tu toh badi hi sweet hai!
LOL!”

(Everyone laughs. Basanti blushes dramatically)

Chorus- haye
Thakur (faces audience, slow motion style): “Dekho bhaiyon aur behno! Knowledge jab tak
share nahi hota, tab tak fayda nahi!
Maine inko sikhaya, inhone Gabbar ko… Ab Gabbar bhi Basanti se LOL BRB kar lega!”

Basanti (posing for selfie): “Aaj se Gabbar ji Gen Z certified! #LOL #ASAP #TBH”

Gabbar (dramatically):

“In logon ka jhamela to kabhi khatam nehi hone wala! To phir ap logon ko kya lagta hain!! Kaun
sahi... Safed yaa kaalaa! "
"TCS mein bhi yahi seekhte hain! Jo seekho woh share karo — tabhi toh sab aage badhenge!
......Aur ek baat yaad rakhiyegaa " Jo daarr gaya samjhooo woh maar gaya