Alana Valko
I’m a writer on the trending news team in LA, covering everything from health and politics to internet culture — whether it’s heavy (like understanding the actively dying phase), empowering (like advocating for yourself at the doctor), or viral (like the Stanley cup craze).
Before this, I worked in fashion and studied art history. I’m always fascinated by the ways dress and culture intersect.
Above all, I’m drawn to stories that center women. I want my work to help women feel less shame, more support, and the power to dissent. If you've ever felt that in something I wrote, then I’ve done my job right.
19 People Who Died Thinking They Took Their Secrets To The Grave...Only To Be Revealed After Their Death
"He carried this secret with him for so long and died without ever having told anyone. It must have haunted him."
Even Trump Supporters Are Nodding In Agreement With AOC's Latest Takedown
"This is a winning message."
Everyone's Saying The Same Thing After JD Vance Shared His Two Cents On The Young Republican Group Chat
Many state officials have condemned the text exchanges, and some who participated have lost their jobs or been called to resign. But JD Vance had a different response.
I Can't Help But Feel Bad For These 16 Poor Souls Who Had Bad Days At Work
I wish very, very good days ahead for all those in the throes of a bad day at work.
Everyone Is Pointing Out This 1 Reason Why The Anti-ICE Inflatable Frogs In Portland May Be The Best Protesters
"So, I'm out here protesting in a frog costume — especially in a frog costume — just to show how ridiculous the notion that we are violent terrorists is."
"I Never Looked Back": People Who Abruptly Up And Left An Old Life Behind Without A Trace, Tell Us How And Why You Did It
Because sometimes you gotta pack a bag and never look back.
29 Funny Tweets From The Week That Are Basically Free Therapy
"Had an interview today and my belly rumbled, the lady goes 'missed lunch?' i told her na im hungry for success. LOOOOOOL."
Small Business Owners, Share With Us The Hidden Costs Of Trumpism None Of Us Even Think Of
Because some of us have been hit harder than expected.
Kamala Harris Just Made A Statement Seemingly About The Trump Administration That Has The Internet Absolutely Losing It
"Now we see why she taking a break from politics because she wants to cuss these people out. 😂"
"We Are Doomed": The Trump Administration Just Made Another Post So Disturbing, People Are Calling It "Disgusting" And "Frightening"
"The fact that our government is treating people like this is disgusting. The fact they are bragging about it makes it so much worse."
People Are Sharing The Wildest Things They've Witnessed In The Wilderness, And I'm Still Picking My Jaw Up Off The Floor
Just the post you need to read *right* before bed.
40 Funny Tweets That Had Me Giggling And Kicking My Feet Up Off The Couch
"We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before."
"Dude, This Is Insane": People Are Losing It Over This Latest Gavin Newsom Post Trolling JD Vance
"It is unbelievably cathartic to have someone bully Trump the way he bullies everyone else."
Everyone Is Absolutely Losing It Over Trump Butchering The Word "Acetaminophen" Like He's Never Seen It Before, Despite Holding A Major Press Conference About It
"This was the biggest announcement he was ever going to make and he fumbles the main word of the announcement."
Following Speculation About Trump's Health, Here's How He Looked At His State Dinner In The UK
The photos raised some concern.
People Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Don't Like This Joke JD Vance Just Made
"Get it? The joke is that we might kill some totally innocent people! Haha that’s funny, right?"
The Internet Is Obsessed With Jasmine Crockett's Shady Response To Kash Patel At House Hearing
"Now, what I want to talk about is why you are a failure, and why, honestly, we just need to tell you bye-bye."
"We Need More Of This": People Are Sad But Applauding Jerry From Ben & Jerry's For Stepping Down From The Company After Being "Silenced" On Their Social Justice Stance
"Standing up for the values of justice, equity, and our shared humanity has never been more important, and yet Ben & Jerry’s has been silenced, sidelined for fear of upsetting those in power."
Trump's Response To A Reporter Asking If He'd Lower The Flags For Rep. Melissa Hortman Is Going Viral
"I'm not familiar. The…who?"
Okay, We Really Need Some Laughter Right Now, So Here Are 27 Hilarious Tweets From The Week That Had Me Cackling Like A Hyena
"do british websites use biscuits."