I’m Seth, a “software engineer” (source: trust me, bro) and a lifelong practitioner of high-context copy-paste engineering. My day-to-day tools of choice are Ruby (for when I want my bugs to be elegant) and Elixir (for when I want my bugs to be distributed).
- Former Chief Officer of Unclear Deliverables at the Institute of Perpetual Beta.
- Director of Recursive Abstractions at the School of Over-Engineering.
- Senior Junior Lead Vice-Intern – Department of Infinite Standups
- Lead Team Lead of Team Leads – corpcorp (promoted twice for outstanding email thread participation)
- ✅ Certified in Force Push and Pray Methodologies (FPPM™)
- 🏆 Recipient of the 2023 Award for Best Undefined Variable in Production
- 📜 Honorary PhD in Verbose Abstraction Studies from the University of Stack Overflow
- 🪞 Official “It Works on My Machine” Badge Holder
- 🌀 Six Sigma Black Belt in Over-Architecting Simple CRUD Apps
- Industrial confusion & inconvenience engineering.
- Force-push-and-pray workflows.
- Verbose abstraction (in the cubic sense, obviously).
- Liquification, as it applies to agile methodologies.
- Analytical analysis of analytical analyses.
- Aura coding (since vibe coding was too mainstream).
- Professional hot takes: x.com/SethHorsley
- Serious business persona: linkedin.com/in/sethhorsley
Here you’ll find:
- 🚧 Half-finished experiments
- ⚡ Spaghetti disguised as microservices
- 📝 TODO lists that outnumber the actual code
- 🎭 Open source projects that are basically performance art
Please star them so I can feel something.