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Security Specialist • Smart Home Enthusiast • Dad Joke Connoisseur
I build security automation, tinker with home networks, and ship code that occasionally works on the first try (citation needed).
🛠️ What I Work With
languages: [Python, JavaScript, Bash, Go]
security: [NIST 800-53, Threat Detection, Defensive Tooling]
homelab: [Home Assistant, Docker, Kubernetes, Raspberry Pi]"Professionally paranoid."