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The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, 1996. Pastel, from a photo taken of the television. #pastel #pastels #crayon #crayons #art #artwork #parade #macysparade #macysthanksgivingdayparade #thanksgiving #thanksgivingdayparade #nyc #newyorkcity #november #comeyethankfulpeoplecome
#ThanksGiving – What I’m thankful for. #connection #family #gratitude #inspiration https://muz4now.com/2023/thanksgiving-what-im-thankful-for
Trump is using a tragic shooting to demonize millions | Mohamad Bazzi
#ImmigrationPolicy #AfghanRefugees #Thanksgiving #USForeignPolicy #AntiImmigrantSentiment
Look guys, we had a lot of leftover pie from #Thanksgiving. If I don't eat some for breakfast, it'll go bad. I'm being responsible here!
#food #coffee #dessertforbreakfast
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Slice of apple pie on a colorful plate. Ext to it is a coffee mug with a scene from a German holiday market with a stand displaying "Süßigkeiten."
Good morning. 🌥️⛅🌤️
1 December 2025
Thanksgiving is behind us, and we survived—mostly. Now comes the gauntlet: property taxes, then Christmas, then insurance, and after that, more taxes. It’s the same series of events I mention every year, all bunched into a short stretch so we can really feel the crunch. The holiday season—when money takes its own holiday. After that, though, it’s mostly smooth sailing for the rest of the year.
Back to Thanksgiving. At the house in Georgia, tucked away in a cellular dead zone, I had a plan this year. I bought a cellular booster to get a signal inside. I didn’t set it up quite right, but it worked well enough. I tried to stream the Dallas/Kansas City game, but that was a no-go. Still, the plan had promise: I connected a hotspot to the booster’s signal, which gave us internet. My theory on why it failed? I hadn’t accounted for the several young girls who gathered in the living room, drawn to those three bars of signal and happily using up the bandwidth. C’est la vie. Next year I’ll do better.
My wife and her sisters all said the same thing about the gathering: “It was something else this year!” They were exhausted. The unofficial estimate was about 50 people, though I think it was more, with different groups drifting in and out. Hard to keep track. Most were family and friends, but not everyone was familiar. Kids played football in the yard, while some adults held a red-cup side party on the edges. And just like that, we’ll do it all again in a year.
“Thanksgiving Day—Let all give humble, hearty and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys.” —Mark Twain
“It must be a poor reception area… he seems to have shut down completely!” —CartoonStock
#photo #photography #photographer #photographylovers #morning #thanksgiving #cellular #sunrise
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"The sun rises behind a mass of dark, heavy clouds, its light breaking through in molten streaks of orange, red, and gold. The sky itself becomes a fiery canvas, where shadow and brilliance wrestle for dominance. The clouds glow at their edges like embers, while their centers remain brooding and deep.
In the lower right, a vertical wood pile juts out of the ocean, silhouetted against the blaze of morning. Weathered and stark, it stands like a sentinel offshore, a quiet witness to the day’s first light. Its presence anchors the scene, reminding us of the human touch against the vastness of nature.
There is no shoreline visible—only sky, cloud, and the upright silhouette rising from the water. The atmosphere feels charged yet still, as if the Gulf itself is holding its breath while the sun forces its way into morning. It is a moment of reckoning between night and day, shadow and flame.
The image is signed “© Swede’s Photographs” in the top left corner, marking this sunrise as a sovereign act of witness." - Microsoft Copilot with edits
Good morning. 🏠👨💻☕
30 November 2025
Well, we got back home yesterday evening. It’s Sunday today, which means Charlie (my dog) has to spend one more night in the slammer. I’ll be rescuing him first thing in the morning.
Before we left, I told you about that squirrel who had gotten into the attic of our little Georgia house and chewed holes in the waterlines. We had those replaced on Monday, so Thanksgiving food prep could finally begin on Tuesday.
That same day, a wildlife specialist from our exterminator company came out and sealed the house so critters couldn’t get back in. He installed a clever little trap-door contraption on one side of the roof—designed so anything inside could get out, but nothing could get back in. I’d never thought about something like that before, and it was surprisingly interesting.
Tuesday evening, just at dusk, my wife and I were wrapping up for the day and had just gotten into the car when—who do we see? Mr. Squirrel himself, bouncing across the yard toward the house and up to the roof. We watched as he tried to get back in, only to discover he couldn’t. It was almost as if he saw us leaving and thought, “Well, now’s my chance to sneak back inside.”
The next day, my sister noticed a leak spraying against a back window. Turns out the exterminator had accidentally nicked a water line that ran along the outside of the house to the kitchen. I called the plumbers back, and they were kind enough to fix it without charging us extra.
It’s a small cinderblock house with a very low roof, and there are plenty of places where things like that can happen.
“Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.” – Robert Frost
“In the hustle of life, be like a squirrel: playful, curious, and always seeking the next adventure.” – Henry David Thoreau
#photo #photography #photographer #photographylovers #nature #morning #flower #squirrel #house #thanksgiving #plumber #exterminator
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Wildflower Drumhead
"A single Gaillardia aristata, or blanket flower, bursts into radiant bloom. Its petals blaze with deep crimson red at the base, fading into bright golden yellow tips that glow like tongues of fire reaching outward. At the heart of the flower lies a densely packed disc of burnt orange and dark brown, textured like a woven tapestry or a ceremonial drum, anchoring the bloom with earthy gravity.
The petals curve gently, as if caught mid-motion, radiating in perfect symmetry around the center. Their fiery hues contrast against the surrounding green leaves and stems, which are soft, serrated, and slightly fuzzy. The background is scattered with dry grass and twigs, a rustic stage that makes the flower’s brilliance even more striking.
This bloom feels less like a simple plant and more like a floral beacon—a sovereign burst of color rising from the ground, dignified and luminous against its humble surroundings. A watermark in the corner reads “© Swede’s Photographs,” marking the image as a captured moment of natural ceremony." - Microsoft Copilot
I paid attention to the #InfoSec & #DataPrivacy news from over the U.S. #Thanksgiving holiday weekend so you wouldn't have to. Curated by Sherpa Intelligence: Your Guide Up a Mountain of Information!
What'd I Miss? InfoSec Thanksgiving Weekend News Roundup for November 27 - November 30, 2025 https://sherpaintelligence.substack.com/p/whatd-i-miss-infosec-thanksgiving
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Weekend News Update. Sherpa Intelligence. November 27-30.
Good "Song": Alice's Restaurant Massacree
Magic American Thanksgiving ritual.
https://rustyring.blogspot.com/2025/11/good-song-alices-restaurant-massacree.html
#ArloGuthrie, #hermitpractice, #music, #review, #Thanksgiving, #the60s, #video, #Zen
When you let your family Star Trek fan organize Thanksgiving
#food #Thanksgiving #startrek #3dprinting #creativity #funny
Happy #Thanksgiving to all who are unable to avoid it! Here are some helpful turkey tips. Please remember, the bong option is for emergencies only.
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Screengrab from The Hard Times. On the left is an uncooked turkey somehow levitating over a turkey fryer, don't ask me, it's a satirical publication. On the right is a bunch of weed wrapped in tinfoil with an arcane diagram in the lower right that doesn't make any sense if you haven't read the article. Come to that, it doesn't make a lot of sense after you read the article, either.
Headline reads "5 turkey fryer safety tips and 1 completely unsafe tutorial to turn that fucker into a bong"
Surprise!!! #grickledoodle #thanksgiving #turkeyday #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror
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A cartoon illustration of armed turkeys springing out of a cooked turkey attacking everyone at a Thanksgiving dinner setting. Caption reads "The Trojan Turkey."
It's officially past #Thanksgiving. #Xmas season has begun and I choose to curse your timeline with this as the kickoff 🤣 🔴🦌🎸🎤 [ Creed sings "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" ]
Happy American Thanksgiving to all who celebrate, whether at home or abroad!🦃
#Thanksgiving #StarTrek
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Sylvia Tilly recites a haiku about a diplomatic incident she was once involved in:
"I puked upon the/ Tellarite ambassador/ once at Thanksgiving."
Star Trek Discovery.
Table set for nine. Family has gathered for the feast. Weather cooperated. #PNW #Oregon #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner
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A dining room featuring two wooden tables joined together and set with plates and napkins. Wooden chairs surround the tables, and a decorative chandelier hangs above. The walls are painted in warm tones, and there is a rug beneath the table. Natural light streams through large windows
Day after #thanksgiving and time to tap some new finds.
#AleSmithBrewing Speedway Grand Prix on the Road BlackBerry Pie Edition
A bit of tart fruit on the nose, tangy medium berry body with a hint of coffee but nary a sign of vanilla. Let it warm to squeeze out what berry flavor there is. Not outstanding
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A stout glass full of dark beer with a thick tan head. A pint can to the right is black with purple accents and a purple race car front and center
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Illustration of the Pilgrims arriving to America. Text reads "I'm gonna tell my kids these were illegal immigrants."
The countdown to #Thanksgiving leftovers begins with 5-4-Friday. Chow down on 5 #InfoSec and #DataPrivacy news items from this past week that you totally missed because there was a turkey to deep fry.
Read "Five for Friday for November 28, 2025" cooked up for you by Sherpa Intelligence: Your Gravy Up a Mountain of Mashed Potatoes! 🦃
https://sherpaintelligence.substack.com/p/five-for-friday-for-november-28-2025
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Five for Friday for November 28, 2025. Sherpa Intelligence. Cartoon turkey.
May the blood of our turkey enemies run in the streets and may the benevolent God of Side Dishes turn it to cranberry sauce for our victory plates.
Happy thanksgiving 🌱🫶🏻 🦃
some nice animal friendly art to wish people from the US a cosy and warm #thanksgiving 🍀❤️🔥
#art #veganart #vegan #illustrations #friendsnotfood #thanksgiving #happythanksgiving #veganthanksgiving #usa #animalrights
Seasonal fruit on an heirloom plate. 🍊🍐
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A green-colored, Depression-era glass plate sitting on a colorful woven placemat on a table, with a few sunbeams from a nearby window illuminating the scene. The plate is filled with a variety of seasonal fruit: clementine orange segments, baked apple chunks with cinnamon, cranberry-orange sauce, a sliced bartlett pear sprinkled with red pomegranate seeds, plus a twist of orange peel and a cinnamon stick for decoration. There are various table knickknacks off to the sides of the plate.
It's been a rough couple days, but I'm thankful I decided to watch the 1975 film "The Hiding Place" for the first time when I couldn't sleep last night.
Thank You for the Fleas
https://dallincrump.com/thank-you-for-the-fleas
#100DaysToOffload #blog #Christianity #faith #gratitude #thanksgiving #movies #books
It's Friday! Woohoo!
I'm busy later, so posting the dancers early so they don't get forgotten.
It has the added benefit that it's a little closer to Thanksgiving that they are sort-of honouring this week. Hope all who celebrate are having fun.
As ever, I hope you all have a good weekend if you possibly can, & in the spirit of joining in, thanks to you all, for reinvigorating my hope in social media over the last three years.
To all the retail staff who have to work this Black Friday, our sympathies as the hordes are coming!
But we instead will be staying nice and warm and cozy indoors avoiding shopping as we continue to write new commedia dell'arte plays over the long holiday weekend!
#CommediaDellArte #Commedia #Improv #Improvisation #Theater #Pennsic #PennsicWar #SCA #SocietyForCreativeAnachronism #MySCA #Thanksgiving #BlackFriday #Shopping #Zombies #Undead
#Thanksgiving was a celebration held by the Pilgrim fathers with the Wampanoag who had taught them how to hunt, fish, and basically survive
How would Trump have treated these people?
And of course my Princess, Miss Kitty, gets her own Thanksgiving feast plate with some of her favorite things! Beef, turkey with gravy, ham (her personal fave), and a snack (for dessert). 🍽️🦃🍂😻 #CatsOfMastodon #Thanksgiving
#HappyThanksgiving to all of my friends who celebrate. 🦃
#Peanuts #CharlesMSchultz #Thanksgiving #Holiday #Holidays #CharlieBrown #Snoopy #ThanksgivingDinner
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Artwork by Charles Schultz, with all of his Peanuts characters (even Woodstock the bird) gathered around a meal table and enjoying a Thanksgiving meal. Meme text reads, "From our house to yours... Wishes for a Happy Thanksgiving."
#3GoodThings #ThreeGoodThings #Thanksgiving #Thankful
Today I am thankful for:
1. My walkable neighborhood with bike lanes and public transit.
2. My local all-weather outdoor taphouse beer garden that turns into a fragrant Christmas tree lot this time of year.
3. My good friend who is hosting us for Thanksgiving and serving a turkey she will tend all day in the smoker.
Cheers, everyone!
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Full, dark green Christmas trees for sale along a gravel path. To the right is a covered open-air structure lined with multi-colored string lights that has wooden picnic tables beneath it.
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Beneath a wooden open-air structure, people sit at picnic tables. The entire structure is surrounded by Christmas trees that seem to form exterior "walls." One tree in the foreground hangs from the ceiling and spins around every time someone brushes past it. A wagon full of small blankets and a pillow is parked off to the side after some parents walked to the beer garden and rolled their small child inside it.
Turkey has been roasting for maybe a half hour and it already smells AMAZING.
The smoky herb wet rub the butcher shop uses is fantastic.
Oh that was sooooooo good.
When I was a kid, I wasn't a big fan of turkey. Now I know it was because the answer to salmonella concerns at the time was "cook the turkey to the point that there is no amount of gravy that will make it good."
Very happy for better farming standards, brining, seasoning, and good meat thermometers.
Juicy roasted turkey is quite delicious.
gobble gobble gobble 🍗 #DallasCowboys #NFL #KCvsDAL #cowboyswin #thanksgiving https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LpVdivnq0ms
Have a wonderful #Thanksgiving to everyone that celebrates!
Grateful for the chance to share science with a wide audience, and even more grateful for all of you who support and encourage this work. Thanks for being here. 🥰
#Thanksgiving poll time:
| I love salad at thanksgiving and I’m from Californ: | 1 |
| I love salad at thanksgiving and I’m not from Cali: | 1 |
| Salad at thanksgiving is a travesty, from CA: | 3 |
| Salad at thanksgiving is a travesty, not CA: | 1 |
Thus concludes the one day a year I miss this faithful old beast.
#Thanksgiving #RoadTrip #CDs #Acura #Bose
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Close-up on an in-dash car AM/FM, casette, and 6-disc CD changer with both Acura and Bose branding printed on it.
Jazz-y classic “#Thanksgiving Theme” from “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” plays us out (https://youtu.be/nFWLxEeZkQE?si=bccOfPHQJTlTDFCa) Thanks for tuning in/I’m sorry for subjecting y’all to this. I hope y’all enjoyed it as much as I did, #Skanksgiving friends, have a wonderful rest of your holiday (if you celebrate).See y’all around💕
PS- drop by #SatMat this Saturday afternoon for some Béla Lugosi & Boris Karloff #horror #FilmNoir (info ➡️ https://mastodon.social/@analgesicsleep/115602005300339421)
1. Thankful for my dad and husband.
2. Thankful for my health.
3. Thankful for the dog-like cat that insists on walking next to me whenever I go up the driveway towards the curb for any reason (mailbox, trash bins, etc)
Bonus in every sense of the word: thankful for all of you.
#thanksgiving #3goodthings #ThreeGoodThings #gratitude #BlackCats
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A pair of grey boots and patterned pajama pants are visible from above, next to a black cat. The scene includes a concrete surface and stones steps. Dead weeds are visible between the cracks in the concrete.
Successful Thanksgiving. Turkey decimated, pie comsumed, mashed potatoes are history.
Time to cleanup and settle in for the evening.
Hope you all had a peaceful and fun filled day!
What kind of country are we now living in where I have to hide my interracial Elf on the Shelf in the attic out of fear that ICE will kick in my door and deport him?
#ice #america
#trump #thanksgiving #elfontheshelf #democracy #MAGA #news #Christmas
omnivorous musings [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
"What are you eating for #Thanksgiving, Sooz?" asked no one ever. Well too bad, I'mma tell you anyway.
Today's #menu:
Roasted turkey breast and legs (we chopped the bird up before cooking; it makes so much more sense when there's just two of us)
The best turkey dressing in the world
Homemade cranberry sauce with orange and pineapple
Mashed potatoes
Turkey gravy
Not Just Ordinary Carrots
Green bean casserole
Brioche rolls
Martinelli's bubbly
Where is the #pie, you may ask? We will eat it tomorrow. By the end of the #Thanksgiving meal we are usually so full that we can't fit any pie in, so we figured we would give it its full day in the sun on Friday. I plan to make streusel-topped pumpkin pie with crystallized ginger, and cranblue pie.
SO! Apparently, you can't wear ski masks inside the mall. How did I find this out? Because I ran inside the mall wearing a ski mask and dark coat from the parking lot. There there was a blizzard outside. Upon crossing the magical automatic doors, I was immediately confronted by mall security telling me to remove my headgear.
The jerk in me really wanted to argue the difference between niqabs and ski masks. But I was chill... all good.
I suppose I should be glad security was actually doing their job and attempting to keep the mall safe.
Bart Simpson with the most important part of a #Thanksgiving meal: Cranberry Jelly straight from the can (https://youtu.be/T3dDRnTults?si=J9HiLh68rUKRB7wq)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #TheSimpsons
This next clip is actually about x-mas cooking .. and it’s from Canada but I think it’s a lot of fun for American #Thanksgiving .. I don’t want to give too much away so try to enjoy (https://youtu.be/aQAauVu2sTg?si=fIV14JaGFAXRtOUD)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud
Yeah idk why “Kung Fu Chefs” ends so suddenly but it does 🤷🏽♀️… anyway, here’s Bill Hader as Vincent Price in #SNL’s “Vincent Price’s #Thanksgiving Special” featuring Kristen Wiig as Judy Garland, Fred Armisen as Ricky Ricardo/Desi Arnaz, Eva Longoria as Lucille Ball and also POS Horatio Sanz is there as Alfred Hitchcock (https://youtu.be/5vjMnm_JIOs?si=xv90Y_HjyVMq0bk4)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SNL
Canadian icon Eugene Levy with an “SCTV” #Thanksgiving Fact… A Canadian fact (https://youtu.be/jzXt6nwPvXY?si=G-xxR74zWX6c0QkT)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SCTV #EugeneLevy
Anyone have any lousy Thanksgiving stories?
When I was in college, I was way behind in a foreign language class. I stayed home, caught up on homework, and 'studied'.
For Thanksgiving dinner, I had a cheap, frozen turkey dinner. It was pretty sad, just like my academic efforts (I failed the class).
#Thanksgiving & football go hand in hand, and THE FRESHMAN (1925) shows the frenzy has been around for over a century. Harold Lloyd’s chaotic climactic game helped shape every underdog sports comedy that followed. Touchdown! 🏈
Watch the full #publicdomain classic ⤵️
https://archive.org/details/the-freshman-1925_202401
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Voyager scene. Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct adjunct of Unimatrix-01, is seen up close absolutely devouring a big ol' turkey leg like some kind of vicious animal. It's one of those tin foil wrapped Renaissance festival turkey legs, absolute unit. Closed caption reads: (ravenous growling)
🤓 We wanted to show our @bitsontape readers just how thankful we are for good web development practices this #Thanksgiving so we highlighted the VibeCrap.com project cooked up by the team this fall.
I did not expect to see Foreigner singing “Cold as Ice” on the same float as a demogorgon. But here we are.
#Thanksgiving #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
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A parade float with a captured monster from stranger things tv series
For those who celebrate -
WKRP Thanksgiving 1978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SXI-eLMq1E
> This excerpt is an homage to The Greatest Turkey Event in Thanksgiving History. Property of MTM Enterprises
#Thanksgiving #TurkeyDrop #WKRP #LesNessman #ClassicTV
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Newsman Les Nessman on location for the great WKRP turkey drop.
This holiday season, are you as ravenous as our Arlecchino has been in 2025 when we performed our first commedia dell'arte pastorale (16th Century theatrical fantasy) "Adoration on Arcadia" multiple times and our patchwork fool was enchanted into a hungry beast?!
But please remember, the true MAGICAL TRANSFORMATION is when you can help make someone's life BETTER. If you are able please considering giving, especially to those in need.
#CommediaDellArte #Commedia #Improv #Improvisation #Theater #Pennsic #PennsicWar #SCA #SocietyForCreativeAnachronism #MySCA #Fantasy #Magic #Thanksgiving
What happens when pumpkin pie meets deep-dish pizza? Surprisingly, not the all-encompassing chaos and destruction brought on by V'Taxka, The Devourer of Light, as one might expect
During a quick run to the liquor store to stock up for tomorrow, cars and people hustle and bustle, heavy winds whip leaves to and fro, shoulders hunch from the cold, skies darken and threaten. It all feels like it should on the day before Thanksgiving in Chicago. #Chicago #Thanksgiving
As a Canadian, I love your American Thanksgiving! Weeks of shopping deals leading up to an entire weekday of football!
Wishing my American internet strangers a very happy and healthy Thanksgiving!
Ps.: Keep posting your deep fried turkey fail videos too! Another festive feature of this high-spirited holiday!
At the local gym every day except when I've been traveling... Not taking two steps back tomorrow is the REAL challenge #Thanksgiving
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Current dilemma:
My brother is, as always, making a yummy Thanksgiving dinner. Unlike other years, he's invited a few other folks to join us, after checking that I was OK with that.
But my brother and sister-in-law have both backed off on their Covid precautions, and I don't know anything about what these other folks are doing. My brother has agreed they could all take Covid tests before we get together.
Now: Do I take off my mask, or do I leave it on and take my meal outside to their patio? It'll be warm enough that I could certainly do that, but it's likely to upset folks a bit.
But I've had Covid zero times, and I'd really like to keep it that way, if possible. And yes, I’m fully vaxxed.
Leave it on. Even if they all test neg(-)
In case you just needed someone to say it out loud.
You DO want to keep it that way.
#Covid #Covid19 #CovidIsNotOver #Thanksgiving
“The old Irishman taking his pig to market.”
One of several novel banana-based creations found in “Quaint Dessert Dishes”, an article from a 1911 issue of American Homes and Gardens: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/quaint-desserts/ #thanksgiving
Well Thanksgiving is a bust, so I guess I’ll just give away the food and make the pumpkin bread pudding for myself. 🤷
Thanksgiving Prayer
Seasonal meditation from Algernon Charles Swinburne.
http://rustyring.blogspot.com/2012/11/thanksgiving-prayer.html
#ColumbiaRiver, #gratitude, #hermitpractice, #poem, #river, #Thanksgiving, #Zen
Are your #Thanksgiving cooking plans half-baked? 🧑🍳 Don’t stew in your own juices—simmer down and take some time ⏲️ out to peruse these vintage kitchen manuals for slow cookers, blenders, cookware & ovens.
Feast your eyes on even more vintage kitchen manuals, guides, & cookbooks ➡️ https://archive.org/details/@iasocial/lists/5/thanksgiving-2025-cooking
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A collage of four vintage cooking and appliance manuals. The top left shows a Rival Crock-Pot cookbook with illustrations of three crockpots surrounded by vegetables. The top right is a Duncan Hines stainless-steel cookware booklet with a close-up photo of fresh produce. The bottom left features a colorful, stylized cover for a manual titled Casserole Cooking in the New World Oven, with bold geometric graphics and food shapes. The bottom right shows the cover of Your Waring Cookbook, displaying an array of prepared foods and ingredients arranged around a blender.
From Gabriel Arana in 2021: This #Thanksgiving, tell your racist aunt she is a racist. Call your sexist uncle a misogynist. Inform your transphobic cousin that kids don’t deserve to suffer because of his fragile masculinity. https://www.texasobserver.org/this-thanksgiving-call-your-racist-uncle-a-racist/
🚔 🚨 Today is “Blackout Wednesday,” one of the year’s heaviest drinking days in Ohio. From Nov. 26 through Sunday, Nov. 30, 2025, the Ohio Department of Public Safety will be will be doing extra patrols and investigating stores and liquor establishments for violations.
Be safe everyone.
From OIU, "The Ohio Investigative Unit (OIU) is reminding citizens and liquor permit holders to prioritize safety and celebrate responsibly during the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday period. This high-risk period runs from Wednesday, Nov. 26, through Sunday, Nov. 30, and includes “Blackout Wednesday,” one of the year’s heaviest drinking days and when vigilance is most critical."
#Ohio #ThanksGiving #BlackoutWednesday #Saftey .
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Ohio Department of Public Safety logo
Is it pronounced giblets (hard g) or giblets (soft g)?
I always thought it was a soft g but I keep hearing it pronounced with a hard g and wtf.
#Thanksgiving #AmericanThanksgiving
| Giblets (hard g): | 3 |
| Giblets (soft g): | 7 |
Family cookbooks, filled with handwritten notes, sometimes held together with little more than rubber bands, tell the story of generations of homemakers. Easily lost, they are irreplaceable treasures.
🦃 This #Thanksgiving, celebrate the cultural & family histories on their worn & stained pages ➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2024/09/30/vanishing-culture-preserving-cookbooks/
#VanishingCulture
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Cookbook page stained from use featuring a recipe for corn bread dressing with crossed-out words, ingredient adjustments, and cooking notes in pen, including instructions to cook onion, broth, and celery together.
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Cookbook page stained from use featuring a recipe for hot cakes with handwritten ingredient adjustments in pen.
Random #Thanksgiving #Food notes
if you pressure cook an unopened can of pumpkin puree (and then let it cool slow) before opening - you will get a richer deeper flavored caramelized pumpkin puree for pie or other use
handing out @tysonbrand nuggets until we find a fourth Tyler 🤝 | #DallasCowboys #NFL #Thanksgiving https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-ZutLzGxx7w
From #Mastodon this time last year.
#Thanksgiving #Holidays #Evolution #Science #Dinosaurs #Humor #Satire
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[A cartoon family sits at a table around a roast turkey, heads bowed & eyes closed, as if in prayer.]
AND WE WISH TO THANK EVOLUTION
FOR SLOWLY TURNING SOME SPECIES
OF DINOSAUR INTO A WALKING BALL
OF MEAT WITH A TINY HEAD.
Annual reminder, especially for Americans whose MAGA family members treat them as subhuman: I will be your lizardfolk pyromancer if you want one.
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@deathbybadger writes "your blood relations are just your suggested pre-generated party members, but it's perfectly ok to ditch as many of them as you like and craft an entire party of lizardfolk pyromancers instead or whatever suits you."
I don’t observe Thanksgiving as such and I never really have even when I was little. But I do have one tradition: adopting a turkey from Farm Sanctuary. We have a whole little symbolic flock of turkeys by now. #Thanksgiving #FarmSanctuary #Turkey #Turkeys
Clouds won this round. We hoped to open the observatory tonight, but the sky had other plans—so we’re CLOSED tonight (11/26). Wishing everyone a warm, happy Thanksgiving! And as Giving Tuesday (Dec. 2) approaches, please consider supporting the Westport Observatory. We’re raising funds to upgrade our classroom A/V system so we can keep delivering top-tier free science lectures.
#WestportObservatory #WestportAstronomicalSociety #Thanksgiving #GivingTuesday #Astronomy #Stargazing #ScienceForAll
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Sunset casting orange and purple hues behind silhouetted trees under a cloudy sky.
#JimmyKimmel's monologue last night.
#MafiaDon pardoned two #Thanksgiving turkeys yesterday, "#Gobble & #Waddle"... "which is what T**** does after dinner every night".
T****: "I considered calling them Chuck & Nancy, but I'd never pardon those two."
Jimmy missed it, but DOES #DementiaDon think Nancy #Pelosi is still the Speaker of the House??? 🤨
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeKmypjn_YI
My wife made these sugar cookies for Thanksgiving tomorrow. We are traveling with them to my parent's house this afternoon.
Aren't they cute?
#Thanksgiving #Cookies #SugarCookies #PumpkinPie
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A tray of triangle shaped frosted sugar cookies. They are iced to look like slices of pumpkin pie with a dollop of whipped cream in the center.
"The U.S. could throw away 320 million pounds of food this Thanksgiving"
Inapproprite double entendres [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
#USHolidays #Thanksgiving #ThingsNotOkToSay #Funny
Things you can say in the bedroom with another person, but shouldn't say at about Turkey and Thanksgiving.
"Oh, that's boning the turkey!"
"You're stuffing it where?"
"Now THAT'S a real gobbler."
"Mmm, juicy bird."
'Man that gravy is good enough to drink..."
Feel free to add your own, if you care to have a bit of non-political, everything's awful fun.
Don't get stressed out over the #Thanksgiving holiday from a barrage of questions about deep fakes and being asked to fix Nana's computer - just play #InfoSec bingo! See this post for cards or make your own. Have a safe and joyous holiday 🦃
https://sherpaintelligence.substack.com/p/infosec-thanksgiving-bingo-card-and
Trump's Thanksgiving Turkey Tariffs!
An average 15-pound turkey will cost around $30 this Thanksgiving, according to an analysis from Purdue University.
That’s a 25 percent price increase since October 2024 — a reversal from the relatively low prices of previous years. But why?
Trump's tariffs taking a bite out of your family's Thanksgiving meal!
#AureFreePress #News #press #headline #GOP #Politics #uspolitics #uspol #ThanksGiving
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2025/11/19/tariffs-cause-thanksgiving-turkey-price-spike
WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Drop 1978
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#WKRP #Thanksgiving #Television #TvShow #Cincinnati
holidays, isolation [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
Heyhey! Anybody else facing #Thanksgiving alone? I always found family holidays difficult. Friendsgiving was nice But Everything Changed When The COVID Nation Attacked.
Got movie recs? How are you handling this week?
SANS Stormcast Wednesday, November 26th, 2025: Attacks Against Messaging; Passwords in Random Websites; Fluentbit Vuln; #thanksgiving
https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9716
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image of sans internet stormcenter logo with stormcast flair
May your turkey be moist...
And may no one use that word to describe it.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Turkey #TurkeyDay #DadJokes #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner #Holidays #Meta #Facebook
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Photo of some large turkeys on a farm, all facing one another. Meme text reads, "Something's up... The farmer just unfriended me on Facebook."
Bonus #Joke
Q: Why did the pie go to the dentist?
A: He needed a filling.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Turkey #TurkeyDay #DadJokes #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner #Holidays #DadJoke #Pie #Pies #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #Caturday #PumpkinPie
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Photo of a very chubby orange cat, laying on its back with one front paw over its stomach-- posed like a human who has eaten too much. Meme text reads:
"No, I can't eat another bite.
Wait... Is that pie?"
Let's all be thankful for the one underrated star of the Thanksgiving meal that still costs less than a buck to buy at the store these days
Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call a musical group of sweet potatoes?
A: A yam session.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Turkey #TurkeyDay #DadJokes #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner #Holidays #DadJoke #Moms #Mothers #Cooking #ToyStory #JurassicPark #Dinosaurs #TRex #Yams
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Two-panel meme comparing dinosaurs.
The top panel shows an angry T-rex from Jurassic Park. Meme text here reads, "Mom getting ready for Thanksgiving."
The bottom panel shows a sweet happy "Rex the toy dinosaur" from Toy Story. Meme text here reads, *Mom when people arrive."
Parenting done right.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Turkey #TurkeyDay #Dogstodon #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner #Holidays #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Puppies #GSDs #GSDsOfMastodon #GermanShepherds
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Photo of an adult German Shepherd Dog looking at an attentive German Shepherd puppy. Meme text reads:
The “Pre-Thanksgiving" Talk...
"Look, when the family comes over for Thanksgiving, it's literally going to be raining food. People drop things, peas roll off plates, gravy drips, things happen. So stay alert!"
Don't forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 AM for Thanksgiving.
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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Turkey #TurkeyDay #Thanksgiving #DCcomics #ThanksgivingDinner #Holidays #Batman #DCU #DCEU #Dieting #WeightLoss
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A two-panel meme with two different Batman logos.
The top panel of the mem shows a thin Batman chest logo and reads, "Before Thanksgiving."
The bottom panel shows a wider, fatter Batman logo, taken from the Snyderverse, and reads, "After Thanksgiving."
Well, Tuesday is my normal grocery shopping day.
But here in 'Merica it's also the Tuesday before #Thanksgiving.
<sigh>
<shudder>
Well, here I go. Wish luck...