Fuck up your PHP by making it only use ()[]@!,.+^ as characters
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composer require exan/phpfuck
use Exan\PhpFuck\Fucker;
require './vendor/autoload.php';
$fucker = new Fucker();
echo $fucker->fuckCode(<<<PHP
echo "Hello, world!", PHP_EOL;
PHP), PHP_EOL; // roughly 17kbExan\PhpFucker\Fucker::fuckInt(int $num)Return a fucked version of any int
Exan\PhpFucker\Fucker::fuckString(string $input)Return a fucked version of any(TM) UTF-8 string
Exan\PhpFucker\Fucker::fuckFunction(string $fn, array $args)Return a fucked version of a function call, args are not automatically fucked
Exan\PhpFucker\Fucker::fuckCode(string $code)Return a fucked version of code. Input should not have PHP opening/closing tags
()[]@!,.+^