The ultimate PC reboot programme in existence.
What you dared to call "this nonsense" is an outstanding project. It reboots your machine using the newest cutting-edge mind-blowing AI technologies of the 21st century.
Due to out gorgeous optimisations, this project runs even on an 8086!
A CPU
Because CTRL+ALT+DEL is for amateurs
Assuming you're using DOS (who doesn't?):
debug
a 100
jmp ffff:0
rcx
e
nreset.com
w
q