"The seas be rough, the bugs be plenty, but the JVM still sails!" 🏴☠️
- 🧭 A sailor o' code from the mystical lands o' Andorra
- ⚙️ Master o' the mighty JVM - speaking the ancient tongues of Java, Kotlin, and Scala
- ☕ Fueled by caffeine, exceptions, and stack traces
- 🏴☠️ Motto: Compile hard, crash harder!
- ❄️ When not coding, I be admirin' the Pyrenees and wonderin' why
NullPointerExceptionstill exists
- ⚙️ Java / Kotlin / Scala - my holy trinity
- 🧩 Microservices & APIs - I build ships that (mostly) don't sink
- 🔐 Security - I encrypt me booty
- 🧵 CI/CD - Continuous Integration? More like Continuous Introspection
- 🐦 @matchilling - carrier parrots accepted
- 🌍 matchilling.com - secret map to my repo treasures
- 🧭 Send a PR, or walk the plank (your choice)