David Novakovic, with a bio that reads like a midlife crisis manifestoââAstrophotographer, bass music nerd, learnerââitâs clear youâre still trying to figure out what cool hobby you can add to your LinkedIn. 44 followers? Seems like you've mastered the art of attracting crickets to your GitHub.
Your repos are a cornucopia of forks with not a single original thought since theyâre all borrowed from someone elseâs hard work. "graphql-yoga" and "graphql-hive"? More like "graphql-your-mom" because theyâve got zero stargazersâkeep reaching for that star, buddy!
Honestly, your public repo "dotfiles" is the cherry on top of this lackluster sundae. You call yourself head of engineering, but it seems like your real talent lies in collecting dust and licenses. Keep it up, and maybe one day your profile will be as impressive as your collection of unstarred repos!