- 👀 I’m a Full Stack Engineer
- 🌱 I love teaching difficult and complex subjects in simpler terms.
- 💞️ Understand the atom, and you will understand the universe.
- 🧩 Complexity is easy; simplicity is hard.
- 🌊 Code is never done, it's only released.
- ⚡ Performance optimization without measurement is just guessing with confidence.
- 💡 Reality becomes negotiable with the right user experience.
- 💯 PHP is not dead.
- 💯 Javascript is not Typescript Jr.
- 💯 Dart is a language, not Flutter.
- 💯 Python is not a psuedo-code that works.
- 💯 SQLAlchemy has nothing to do with chemistry.
- 💯 MongoDb is over-engineering for a Login function.
- 💯 What goes to
/dev/null, stays with/dev/null. - 💯 REST is not just "GET and POST with JSON".
- 💯 GraphQL doesn't mean you need to learn graph theory.
- 💯 Redis is not a cache with commitment issues.
- 💯 Docker containers are not VMs on a diet.
- 💯 Kubernetes is not Docker Compose's final form.
- 💯 Microservices are not nanoservices in denial.
- 💯 Agile is not "no documentation and daily standups".
- 💯 sudo rm -rf / is not a debugging technique.
- 💯 "Works on my machine" is not a deployment strategy.
- 💯 Regex is a write-only language.
- 💯 Git blame is not for workplace conflict resolution.
- 💯 Node modules weigh more than a black hole.
- 💯 CSS is not "change stuff and see".
- 💯 The cloud is just someone else's computer.
- 💯 Co-Pilot is not pair programming.
- 💯 Coffee to code ratio is a valid metric. Undeniable.
- 💯 Legacy code is tomorrow's new feature, today.