"This password is taken, please choose another one" would be hilarious if you think about it.

Well, I thought about it - 2Password. And here we are.

A groundbreaking web application born from a silly tweet that asked the important question: what if we just... dropped the username in login?

Now you can finally claim your password. Own absolutely nothing. Live your best minimalist detachment life, knowing at least something belongs to you. (yet you can't prove it as only the input is saved, nothing else, literally.)

Traditional login pages are so demanding. Username? Password? Security questions? Captcha? Exhausting.

Welcome to Nothing strips away the bloat:

• ❌ No username
• ❌ No email
• ❌ No confirmation
• ✅ Just pure, unadulterated password

1. Supabase Setup (because even nothing needs a database)

   • Create a free project at supabase.com
   • Run supabase_setup.sql in the SQL Editor
   • Grab your URL and anon key from Settings → API

2. Environment Setup

   cp .env.example .env
   # Edit .env with your Supabase credentials

3. Run This Beautiful Slop

   npm install
   npm start

4. Visit http://localhost:3000 and start claiming passwords like it's 1999.

Because your friends need to see this masterpiece:

Set SUPABASE_URL and SUPABASE_ANON_KEY as environment variables:

• Vercel: Run vercel, add env vars in dashboard
• Railway/Render: Connect repo, configure env vars, deploy
• Heroku: heroku config:set SUPABASE_URL=... SUPABASE_ANON_KEY=...
• Netlify: Sure, why not

1. You enter a password
2. We check if someone already claimed it
3. If yes: "This password is taken, please choose another one"
4. If no: Congrats! You now own a password. And nothing else.

• Passwords are stored in plain text for simplicity
• Don't use real passwords (seriously, don't be that person)
• This is satire (or is it?)
• You gain nothing from this (it's literally called "Welcome to Nothing")

In a world obsessed with usernames, one developer asked: "Why?"

The answer? There is no answer. There is only password. But seriously, this can also be a silly reminder of how complicated login can get: stronger passwords, CAPTCHAs, usernames, email verifications—until there’s a data leak, of course.

Found a bug? That's a feature.
Want to add a username field? You've missed the point entirely.
Have a better pun? Open a PR, I guess. We can be friends.

MIT - Because even absurdist art should be free

Built with ❤️ and confusion
From tweet to reality in record time

© 2025 Nothing Corp. All passwords reserved. All meaning, questionable.