• ☕ Surviving on Java and caffeine (mostly caffeine)
• 💼 Building distributed systems that sometimes even work on the first try
• 🛠 Currently engineering chaos using Spring Boot, Kafka, and microservices that may or may not talk to each other
• 🧨 Expert in breaking production (accidentally), and then fixing it like it never happened
• 📚 Learning things that I’ll probably forget after the next deployment
• 🙃 Looking for collaborators who are brave enough to ship on Fridays

“If it works in dev, it might work in prod. If it works in prod, don't touch it.”
– Me, justifying why I’m scared of deployments

“Kafka is easy... until it isn’t.”
– Probably someone from Confluent

“Spring Boot: because enterprise apps should have a startup time longer than your coffee break.”
– A tired backend dev (aka me)

Congrats. Either you're really bored or genuinely curious. Either way:

• 📫 Let’s talk: LinkedIn
• 🧠 Always up for discussions on: Java, Distributed Systems, Kafka, Why the monolith wasn’t that bad, and What even is eventual consistency?

Built with bugs, sarcasm, and just a little bit of love ❤️