i think junie b jones would kill greg heffley in a fight
She’s like 6 years old, Greg’s at least 12, maybe 13. She’s ornery for sure, but he’s wily. He could take her, easy
she would bite his jugular like a feral dog and he would die
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zmpl:
i ❤️ my phone so i made it a bedroom to go to sleep in when i want to reduce my screen time
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White-crested Helmetshrike (Prionops plumatus), family Vangidae, order Passeriformes, Kenya
photograph by Birdquest
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Oh woah hey there 🐱 I think that was a funny little accident just now. 🐱 You see I was just licking this plate of food left on the counter and you 🐱 pushed my face right out of the way. I think you just did not notice 🐱 my face was there so no worries, I’ll just go back to 🐱 OH you’ve pushed my face away again? Sorry I don’t mean to embarrass 🐱 you but I am in the middle of something here so I will simply just 🐱 You have pushed my face away again?????? 🐱🐱🐱
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fun with pthalo green and quinacridone magenta!
some of these little postcard-sized paintings are going up for auction on ebay tonight at midnight (EST)! (auction closes at the end of Tue Mar. 24)
fucking hate texting dracula i’ll send him a funny meme and he’ll call me to be like “i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone” like oh my god we get it youre scary
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