Philosophy For Party Girls

your honor, i thought it was lube

rule 34 of skincare: if you can put it on your body, someone's had sex with it

Nov 10, 2025 • Cailey Rizzo

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September 2025

YOU ARE NOT WHERE YOU LIVE

a tale of (ooo!) cities ;)

Sep 23, 2025 • Cailey Rizzo

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July 2025

YOU ARE WHAT YOU LOVE

(not what loves you back)

Jul 31, 2025 • Cailey Rizzo

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June 2025

CAME HOME TO A WOMAN I COULD NOT RECOGNIZE

FWIW: I'm on a Billy Joel kick right now.

Jun 13, 2025 • Cailey Rizzo

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May 2025

I TELL YOU PEOPLE, I'VE BEEN SAD!

healing is not enough, suckers.

May 6, 2025 • Cailey Rizzo

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February 2025

I HATE ELIZABETH GILBERT

TL;DR: restlessness is a type of addiction

Feb 19, 2025 • Cailey Rizzo

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December 2024

IN WHICH I REBRAND AS A TRADWIFE LOL

on the impulse to create lifestyle content

Dec 17, 2024 • Cailey Rizzo

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June 2024

DO GIRLS MISS ANTHONY BOURDAIN?

happy birthday, tony xoxo

Jun 25, 2024 • Cailey Rizzo

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April 2024

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT JESUS TODAY?

a cat made me cry and i learned about jonah

Apr 25, 2024 • Cailey Rizzo

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I CAME UP WITH THIS NEW MOVEMENT AND I THINK YOU SHOULD JOIN

on ugly rebels, bent dicks & the zapatistas xoxo

Apr 16, 2024 • Cailey Rizzo

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January 2024

STANDING IN THE WAY OF CONTROL

on icarus & men

Jan 19, 2024 • Cailey Rizzo

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December 2023

STOP PRETENDING THAT ART IS VALUABLE

& why i'm a bad writer.

Dec 7, 2023 • Cailey Rizzo

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