larpfetch

neofetch for larpers who think rm -rf / is personality

Because neofetch is deprecated and you need a way to prove you're elite.

Install

chmod +x install.sh && ./install.sh

Or just run it directly:

./larpfetch

Usage

./larpfetch [--no-color]

What it shows

• larp — your hostname (the name your mom gave your laptop)
• OS — distro you chose to feel special, with snarky commentary
• Kernel — the version you'll never touch
• Uptime — how long since last reboot, with grass-touching advice
• Packages — how many things you installed but never use
• Shell — fish/zsh/bash, with honest assessment of your skills
• Terminal — kitty/alacritty, with taste evaluation
• CPU — the thing doing the real work
• Memory — RAM usage with visual bar and chrome-shaming
• Disk — where your distro-hopping hoard lives
• GPU — the thing you can't afford
• DE — KDE/GNOME if you're basic, None if you're "based"
• WM — i3/sway if you want to feel elite
• Hoodie Color — color of your hacker hoodie (determined by hostname)
• IP Address — your local IP, please don't DDoS yourself
• Threat Level — how worried the FBI should be about you
• FBI Watchlist — percentage chance you're on a government list
• SO Tabs — how many Stack Overflow tabs you have open right now
• Distros Reinstalled — how many times you've wiped your drive
• Larp Score — honest 0-100 assessment of your larp authenticity

Larp Score Factors

Things that increase your score:

• Running as root (+15)
• Using suckless terminals (+10)
• Having a tiling WM (+12)
• Using Arch/Gentoo/Void/NixOS (+10-15)
• Having "hacker" or "elite" in your hostname (+25-30)
• Having hacking tools installed (+3 each)

Things that decrease your score:

• Running neofetch instead of larpfetch (-30)
• Using Ubuntu or Mint (-5)

Requirements

• Python 3
• Linux (what were you gonna run this on, Windows?)
• Self-awareness (optional)
• A hacker hoodie (strongly recommended)

License

BSD2 — do whatever, just don't run rm -rf / and blame me