Just a guy who likes coffee â crafting simple software solutions to complex real-world đ problems. Code for the people.
Basically, I completed enough credits for two master's degrees before graduating with any bachelor's, which is only not two itself if not for ultimatively extortive, ineffably abysmal, inherently catch-22, sisyphean delays to inexorably leave just as I entered; double requirements for less than half rights under the most adverse of circumstances to say the utmost least. As if independently recovering & rehabilitating (&, of course, suffering) from years of multiple consecutive severe injuries, including total loss of not just memory but all skills & senses, including motor to complement paralyses, etc. (kind of like Bourne but real & with lots more problems), while honestly & aptitudinally completing these studies (all possibly relevant credits or advanced equivalences from studies abroad with participation in formal exchanges, inherently ineluctable, & much more), combined with ongoing 24/7 epic plagues of random wrongdoing insanity collectively continuing to harass my every breath eternal, global at all compulsive expense on me without any support (& with everything consistently stolen from, including digitally) isn't horrific enough.
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