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Carpenter Influencers Suspiciously Silent After Jesus’ Death; Empty Tomb Listed as Luxury Property

We humans will do anything we can to miss the point. We're so good at getting it wrong.

Apr 23, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

Local Carpenter Quietly Saves World, Refuses Interview

NAZARETH — In a stunning investigative report, we have uncovered the greatest unsung hero of all time: Joseph of Nazareth.

Mar 19, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

Breaking News: Lent Sparks Civil War and Chocolate Sales Crash in the Catholic Nation of Sancta Ecclesia

More news no one asked for, from HaloZest Reporters on Location Between Florin and Genovia

Mar 13, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

Widespread Concern as Prophets May be Reincarnating—Performing Miracles Instead of Just Complaining Like Normal People

BREAKING: Is That Elijah? Jeremiah? Or Some Other Problematic Miracle Worker? The Hebrews Can’t Figure Out What Jesus Wants - HaloZest News

Mar 9, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

Lent Begins: Catholics Already Lament the Loss of Chocolate and Cheer

The Annual 40-Day Sadness Spiral after finally forgetting our New Years Resolutions | By HaloZest News Service

Mar 5, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

Lists

Proof That Jesus Invented the Spiritual Mic Drop: 16 Gospel Moments That Would Break Catholic Twitter (Part 2)

Yes, Jesus is Love. He’s Also Not Afraid to Call You a Crusty Dish If You’re Acting Fake Holy (Luke 11 Receipts Inside)

Apr 12, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

If You Think Jesus Was Just Sweet and Gentle... These Savage Roasts and Comebacks Will Change Your Mind (Part 1)

We Ranked the Most Brutal Things Jesus Said—and Honestly, We’re Still Recovering. #12 Will Make You Drop Your Gnat and Spit Out Your Cumin

Apr 5, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

The Old Testament: The Original Reality TV Show in Group Texts

Betrayals, roasts, plot twists, and one very sassy donkey—Bible stories wilder than anything on cable.

Feb 28, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

10 Group Chats: Jesus vs. Demon Drama, Holy Mic Drops, and One Unlucky Herd of Pigs

How Jesus Made Casting Out Demons Look Easier Than Ordering Coffee

Feb 21, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

Catholic Leaders Who Were Absolutely Not Ready for the Job

Some saints were born to lead. Others… not so much. But they learned.

Feb 15, 2025 • Dominic de Souza

Videos

Comedienne Author vs LOTR: Watch Katy Campell react to reading Fellowship of the Ring

The show where Katy Campbell shares her unsolicited opinions on LOTR, as she reads through the books for the very first time.

May 18, 2024

Virtual Choir of 90 Voices Sings Haunting 'Soma Christou' Hymn

During the midnight Easter Liturgy, scores of Orthodox choirs sing Tikey Zes's arrangement of the Paschal communion hymn, “Soma Christou.” As a tribute…

Apr 10, 2015 • Dominic

Hilarity and the Pursuit of Happiness | A Minute with a Monk

I was checking my list of new connections on Twitter, and bumped into this hilarious skit performed by two monks.

Mar 19, 2015

Heroic Priesthood: Fr Barron on its Mission, Optimism and Purpose

Holiness is heroism.

Mar 10, 2015 • Dominic

Priest sings 'Let it Go' Parody for Sacrament of Confession

Dec 17, 2014

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