Jonathan van Halem's Substack

JVH Wrapped 2025

"May the force be with you. Always." - Jonathan van Halem

Dec 30, 2025 • Jonathan van Halem

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JVH Mailbag #2: More Questions Answered

"I'm not you, Ennis! I can't make it on a couple of high-altitude fucks once or twice a year. You are too much for me. I wish I knew how to quit you." …

Dec 17, 2025 • Jonathan van Halem

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JVH Mailbag #1: Questions Answered

"Life is a cabaret, ol' chum! Come to the cabaret." - Jonathan van Halem

Dec 8, 2025 • Jonathan van Halem

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November 2025

November 2025: Rosalía and a Social Media Audit

"Play it again, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By'." - Jonathan van Halem

Nov 29, 2025 • Jonathan van Halem

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October 2025

October 2025: Headlining My First Weekend, Performing at NACA, and Deploying 10 Months of Work

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Jonathan van Halem

Oct 28, 2025 • Jonathan van Halem

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September 2025

September 2025: Jonathan van Halem Headlines Sesh Comedy on October 4th at 7pm

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I took the one less traveled." - Jonathan van Halem

Sep 29, 2025 • Jonathan van Halem

August 2025

August 2025: Posting Cadence, Ambition, and Headlining in NYC

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." - Jonathan van Halem

Aug 28, 2025 • Jonathan van Halem

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July 2025

July 2025: Close Friends, Getting Engaged, and Comedy Representation

"There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen." - Jonathan van Halem

Jul 31, 2025 • Jonathan van Halem

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June 2025: Solo Travel, Bachelor Parties, and Touring

🎶 One step at a time, there's no need to rush 🎶

Jul 7, 2025 • Jonathan van Halem

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June 2025

May 2025: Matrimony, Selling Tickets, and Sleeping in Airports

The Big Three, if you ask me.

Jun 13, 2025 • Jonathan van Halem

May 2025

April 2025: Don't Tell Comedy, Japan Travel, and Cruel Reality

The Lord Giveth and the Lord Taketh Away

May 1, 2025 • Jonathan van Halem

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March 2025

March 2025: The Bell House, Severance, and Opening For Rory Scovel

The numbers... are your wife.

Mar 31, 2025 • Jonathan van Halem

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