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December 2025

FINNEY’S 5: Things to avoid on New Year’s Eve
Ring in the New Year with a little class and dignity. Ha! Just kidding.
 • Daniel P. Finney
FINNEY’S 5: Worst "best of 2025" lists
Because short-staffed legacy media need cheap, lazy content.
 • Daniel P. Finney
FINNEY’S 5: Signs of aging your doctor doesn’t tell you about
Time didn’t so much pass you by as run you over like a steamroller.
 • Daniel P. Finney
FINNEY’S 5: Unheralded New Year’s traditions
Forget those morons watching the ball in New York.
 • Daniel P. Finney
FINNEY’S 5: How to avoid post-Christmas depression
It’s hard to let go. So don’t.
 • Daniel P. Finney
"The 12 Days of Christmas" in 12 minutes at a convenience store
Christmas slackers still have hope.
 • Daniel P. Finney
2025: The year of living bizarrely
The year in-review as seen by the permanetly bent mind of the Paragraph Stacker.
 • Daniel P. Finney
FINNEY’S 5: Things to leave out of your annual Christmas letter
Remember: Nobody cares what you think about politics or religion.
 • Daniel P. Finney
FINNEY’S 5: How to behave around the teacher in your life during winter break
Hint: Approach with caution and don’t be needy.
 • Daniel P. Finney
FINNEY’S 5: Last-minute gift guide for your kid’s teacher
Cookies and assorted sweets are nice, these are better.
 • Daniel P. Finney
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