We park at the back because when the park’s all full and everybody’s struggling to get out, we’ll be the first to leave!

I read some time travel short story once where science found time travel was possible, but you had no control on where you go in the universe. So they went to the only place they could get to, the big bang.

You are consistently happy, all the time. People think you are strange for not crying at funerals, but smiling instead. You never feel anything but happy. No envy, no hatred, no love. Just happiness.

Yep, the government would say no to that name.

I am happy that here in Finland you can’t name your child whatever you want.

Also would have been nice if the buyers hadn’t waited years after finding out to announce it, giving the seller plenty of time to shut down the original company. There is nothing to sue now.

They were just threes

Looks like a company called Reeder from Turkey. The Sailfish OS is from Finland.

They remind him of the other photos they have from Epstein’s pedo paradise.

They flatter him and his business prowess and tell him that they are losing by helping him, but he is such a good negotiator.

“What are you, chicken?”

Here’s a peace deal. Europe gets Ukraine, Russia gets Hungary.

Have it form connections to all the other browsers using the extension and they all send a click.

But foreign politics less so. New government in Kenya? Not a big deal. Convicted felon and rapist shitting on the world? Annoying, but there are more important local matters.

Why would that stop them now?

Guess which government watchdog is going to be targeted for funding cuts next…

It will be a liberation, not an invasion. And anyway, not all of Europe, you can keep Portugal.

I believe it is a conspiracy by HP to make us use more ink.

Apparently there was a study done and your happiness levels out. Like if you got a big pay bump you’d be happier for a while but then back to baseline.

My boss used this to say that we don’t need raises. I asked if we could prove it and me and her swap pays. She laughed and brushed me off.

Most car insurance covers fire, so i hope the owners can collect and buy a different car.

That’s where the phrase “out of whack” came from. You just needed to give it a whack.

I had a similar thing on an old crt monitor. The screen would start to flicker badly after a while, and 8 year old me found if you banged the side, just right, it would keep working for a couple of hours.

Turns out the circuit board had some dry solders on it and when I hit it on the side where the board was, it got the connection back for a while.