That fursuit fucking rocks, tho.

Vicar Amelia looking smaller these days.

The first time I heard this song, or of the band, was in the game Run Like Hell.

Mediocre game; fantastic soundtrack. Essentially it was an Aliens game without having the rights to use the Aliens name.

Because the only people that have the authority to stop him either suck his balls for pleasure or have no balls of their own.

Have you forgotten about DMs and instant messengers? Email?

And then they’re less likely to be caught passing them, too.

Oh god no. Those are the ones we wack with sticks and push around. They’re gonna be mad. 😨

Not to build cars, but to beat the shit outta workers who are too slow. For motivation.

What’s the free update for AC? All I’ve seen is the $5 Switch 2 upgrade (for existing owners of the game) and I am not even sure it’s worth it. Like… What actually is gonna be upgraded about it?

I’m fine with being the ghost 🤷‍♂️

I wish foxes were more common where I live. Or, like… At least they werent afraid of people? I’d love to wake up to the sound of fox laughter outside my window.

When they remade Total Recall, I thought the OG was better because I am an action fan and the Swrtzenegger one is jam packed with action.

I went into Dredd kinda expecting a similar thing, but nah. It’s way better than the Stallone one as a action movie. The Stallone one I now consider a comedy, instead. “Eat recycled food. It’s good for the environment and OK for you.”

I always wondered what a Grandma’s Boy sequel could look like.

How does the outlet work putting electricty back into it? You sure it’s not a special outlet?

Space Bugs … Monkey Balls

Well… I know what I’m calling them from now on. 🤣

I see what she did wrong and it’s pretty funny.

No.

You need 5 holes punched out from living through forever wars, not just 3. You got 2 more to go, bud.

If the developer cared to stop this, they would just not have friendly fire being a thing. The fact that friendly fire is in the game means they expect this behavior to happen and are fine with it.

Is that what those spikey tree seeds are called? Gumballs? I was wondering this the other day (all the trees in my apartment complex drop them and the wind the last few days has made the floor a minefield of the little fuckers).

That doesn’t even sound scary. I welcome them killing me at this point.

“Let them try.”