They’ll fix that right away! CDC shouldn’t report that anymore! Problem fixed!

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Well it surely wouldn’t be billionaires or company CEOs, that’s for sure.

Batteries sold separately?

That’s what she said?

I really really dislike the UX. Sorry, but I just want my phone to Bluetooth for sound/calls and bonus if I can get a charge via wireless charging.

Android converting my elegant display into something that looks like it was built on Window 95? Nah, keep it.

Thankee sai

Any mirrors?

My cousin freed Willy at the family get together last year and boy was Aunt Marge upset. Those mashed potatoes were practically inedible!

I don’t know what Will did, but I think he should be freed too.

Yes, your right. I skipped the Harambee massacre completely! I wanted to ensure it was TLDR but that would have been disastrous.

In 2015, you move into monkey Cleveland steamer territory. Monkeys are real fans of all things poop so you name it mon-scat-to (pulling some of the weed/fertilizer business by confused farmers), but you still keep it a mail order business for a short while. Then, you convert to digital and rename it Turdflix.

That was a close one. Good call. 🤙

TLDR: build a time machine and invest everything you can into Microsoft in 1993. Then, start a first rate dildo mail order service. Call it Dil-post. By the 2000’s you’ll be perfectly positioned to take the place of Amazon, but your sights are higher. You will start sending free DVDs of gorilla bdsm with every dildo order. This takes off and you start your own gorilla DVD vending machine side business. It’ll be called Go-spank. When 2008 crash hits, you are completely isolated in your tower of dildo/gorilla money. Fast forward to 2026, you can now afford 32gb of the DDR you seek. Cha-ching brother, you made it.

I couldn’t agree more

Horrendous.

Is that a good elementary school?

That’s so mean!!! I’m gonna cry all day in my Saved By The Bell pillow.

I vote citric acid this time

Yes, I did a dive on this rabbit hole and it was interesting. The topographical maps (Google) are neat too. Wish you could drop in but it looks like they haven’t sent someone to map it like that.

Home Depot got some fine brick my friend, fine brick indeed.

Were the 3 reason oil, oil, and oil?