Ooh, livery. Goody!

Intervention Invasions and acts of war

ftfy

The shrew gets to lap up some sweet nectar, which is also a laxative.

It’s why you never see any content about drowning by Japanese users

Hey, my eyes are up here, Pam!

The song Year 3000 by Busted makes me laugh. They’re like “your great great great granddaughter is pretty fine.” In 1000 years there were only 5 generations? They had an average breeding age of 200?!

That some hot ass pussy

That’s a sun visor my dude

Why “befriender” and not just “friend”?

Muppets Christmas Carol.

Michael Caine.

Oh, Laslo! I broke my widdle hand!

Also, where is this rock, and what’s the rent like?

Being a furry on a picnic?

I find it useful for when I have to respond to a communication and all I want to say is invective and a curse-laden rant about what a fucking poorly thought out terminal prolapse of an idea that particular thing would be, and I can ask it to reword my arguments in a professional manner that won’t get me either fired or committed to supervisory care.

Oh, I think I will the bear!

Is this the baghead version of buying a £500 grinder because you’re a coffee snob and absolutely have to have that specific grind granularity?

Now you’re thinking like a patrician

More people are working right now in the United States than at any other time in our history.

The same can be said year on year every single year (except 2020) due to population and economic growth.

What he doesn’t say is that the divergence between the average wage and the cost of living has never been greater. So, while more people are available to work, they are earning less per hour in bread and bricks than they were 5, 10, 15, 20 (etc.) years ago.

Resolution: Issue solved by applying patch.

Both of those existed, only one is represented in popular literature/movies.

Not much netflix appeal in 28 seasons of unchanging factory line work and dieing from consumption.