24 is too old for Tinder? Tf?!

No, I read about young people saying apps are uncool for meeting people, the opposite of what you thought I said. But I’m old and my info is third hand.

Yes, that’s exactly why we had to stop. She pounced when we weren’t playing and scratched my eye. Luckily, no permanent damage. (I was lying down when she got me.)

Well, I put in a bunch of personal info and then it rejected two 2FA codes that it sent to my phone so I couldn’t submit at the end. Sigh.

“What else can we do that’s hostile to our customers?”

The next move will be bringing back Clippy and then a full-screen ad that you have to dismiss every ten seconds.

Exactly. I’ve been doing it for so long (because otherwise my cats would splash the water) that I find it gross when people leave them open to flush.

Something else that just occurred to me… It’s only a matter of time before we kidnap Zelensky to end Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

Is he still the non-interventionist candidate? /s

Every man who posts the meme should have to use this.

Hang on everybody… I have to think about this. I think maybe I wanna do what he says. I mean, he’s gotta be a genius cause he’s a ceo, so how could his advice (demands) be wrong?

He’s right. AI bullshit is fucking magic.

Trump initially said he was “very angry” over the reported incident, but later adopted a more skeptical tone.

The stupidest man is in charge. Don’t worry.

Put this piece of shit in jail.

Absolute bullshit.

If you think Chic-Fil-A is woke (not saying you, just people in general), you probably should become a fan of Marjorie Taylor-Greene. She’s also suddenly become a huge supporter of Leftist politics and isn’t a piece of shit racist. /s

I literally have to apologize for being white every singe day. At work? Apology. At the store? Apology. With my spouse? Apology.

It’s like a white man in America can’t get a fair shake in America as a white man! /s

Btw, some people are really stupid.

They’ll tell you that they already tried it, but this time the outcome was different.

Won’t someone please think of all the corrupt bureaucrats who bought him off?!

Don’t badmouth Autistic people. They’re way more adept at emailing than a stupid LLM.

Excuse me, but everyone who thought Machine Learning isn’t about to rearrange all of humanity simply didn’t get the memo. /s

That’s because stupid people think LLMs are “thinking” machines. Let the man-child with too much money sink more on this stupid shit until he’s poor.

I feel sad for all the youthful Linux nerd who were excited about the year of the Linux desktop who died of old age. They were only many years too soon.

Happy 2026 Linux everybody!