Pride & Prejudice: A Play Adaptation
Pride & Prejudice: A Play Adaptation
(Music is heard – on the piano, the P&P theme. It rises then fades as the curtain opens, Elizabeth
Bennet in the spotlight.)
Elizabeth: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good
fortune, must be in want of a wife.
(Music begins, lights up full on main cast in a lively dance. The dance showcases the Bennet
girls, with various partners, Mrs. Bennet gossiping and pointing to her girls from the side, Mr.
Bennet casually sipping a drink, ignoring the entertainment. An imposing group enters — it is
Bingley and Darcy, they are introduced, as Darcy observes the proceedings with detached
indifference. The dance ends with the Bennets congregating around Mr. Bennet. They are all
terribly excited, especially Mrs. Bennet.)
Mrs. Bennet: Mr. Bennet, Mr. Bennet, wonderful news! Netherfield Park is set at last. It is taken
by a single man of large fortune from the North of England. (Mr. Bennet is disinterested.) His
name is Bingley, and he has 5,000 a year! What a fine thing for our girls!
Mr. Bennet: (finally looking up at her, amused) How so? How can it affect them?
Mrs. Bennet: Oh, Mr. Bennet! How can you be so tiresome! You must know that I am thinking of
him marrying one of them.
Lydia and Kitty: (giggling) I should laugh if he were to choose me!
Mr. Bennet: (shaking his head) So that is his design in settling here. To marry one of our
daughters?
Mrs. Bennet: Design? Oh, how can you talk such nonsense! But he may very likely fall in love
with one of them. And he has come tonight! So you must introduce us directly.
(She points in the direction of the Bingley party.)
Elizabeth: Mama, please, he will see you.
Mr. Bennet: (rising, with irony) I’ll tell you what I will do. I shall tell Mr. Bingley that I have
five daughters and he is welcome to any of them. They are silly and ignorant like other girls. But
then, he may prefer a stupid wife. There, will that do?
Mrs. Bennet: (holding him back now) No, no, I beg you not
To go if… (She realizes he is teasing) Oh, you take delight in teasing me. You have no
compassion on my poor nerves!
Mr. Bennet: (sitting again) You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They
have been my old friends these twenty years at least.
Mrs. Bennet: Now you see, Jane, he will not be prevailed upon, he’ll see us all ruined. Oh, if
only we’d been able to have sons!
(At this point Bingley and Darcy walk over to the Bennets.)
Mrs. Bennet: Oh, Jane, Lizzy, they’re coming over! Smile, girls, smile…
(They exchange bows/curtsy).
Mrs. Bennet: This is Jane, my eldest, and Elizabeth, and Mary sits over there, and Kitty and
Lydia, my youngest. Do you like to dance, sir?
Mr. Bingley: There is nothing I love better, madam. And (looking at Jane) if Miss Bennet is not
otherwise engaged, may I be so bold as to claim the next two dances?
Jane: I am not engaged, sir.
Mr. Bingley: Good.
Mrs. Bennet: (to Darcy) And you, sir, are you fond of dancing, too?
Mr. Bingley: Oh, I beg your pardon. Mrs. Bennet, may I present my friend, Mr. Darcy.
(Darcy bows, the women curtsy.)
Mrs. Bennet: I hope you have come here eager to dance as your friend has, sir.
Mr. Darcy: Thank you, madam, I rarely dance. (Darcy abruptly turns and leaves.)
Mr. Bingley: Oh…well… excuse me. (He goes after Darcy.)
Mrs. Bennet: Well, did you ever meet such a proud, disagreeable man?
Elizabeth: Mama, he will hear you!
Mrs. Bennet: I do not care if he does! Who is he to think himself so far above his company?
Lady Lucas: He is Mr. Bingley’s oldest friend, and he has a mighty fortune and a great estate in
Derbyshire. Bingley’s wealth is nothing to his. Ten thousand a year at least!
Mrs. Bennet: (now impressed) Well! Don’t you think he is the handsomest man you’ve ever
seen, girls?
Elizabeth: (with an edge) I wonder if he’d be so handsome if he was not so rich.
(A new dance begins, Jane dancing with Mr. Bingley. Darcy stands aloof, watching Elizabeth
dance. At the end, Bingley confronts Darcy. Elizabeth is in range to overhear their conversation.)
Mr. Bingley:
Come, Darcy, I must have you dance. I hate to see you standing about in this stupid manner.
Mr. Darcy: I certainly shall not. At an assembly such as this? It would be insupportable.
Mr. Bingley: Good God, Darcy, I’ve
Never met so many pleasant girls in my life.Several of them are uncommonly pretty.
Mr. Darcy: You have been dancing with the only handsome girl in the room.
Mr. Bingley: Darcy, she is the most beautiful creature I ever beheld! (Looking around,he spots
Elizabeth) Look, look, there is one of her sisters. She is very pretty, too.
Mr. Darcy: She is tolerable, I suppose. But she is not handsome enough to tempt me.Go back to
your partner and enjoy her smiles. You’re wasting your time on me. (Bingley notices Elizabeth,
makes a small embarrassed bow, and returns to Jane. Bingley
Takes Jane’s hand and a new dance begins, Mrs. Bennet gossiping and pointing on the side.
Darcy follows Elizabeth’s
Movements closely, till the dance ends.)
Scene 2
Jane: Father, I have been invited to Netherfield to dine tomorrow evening with Caroline Bingley
and Mrs. Hurst.
Mrs. Bennet: Not Mr. Bingley?
Jane: The gentlemen will be in a shooting party. May I have the carriage, father?
Mrs. Bennet: The carriage? No indeed! You must go on horseback, for it looks like rain. Then
you will have to stay the night.
Jane: Papa!
Mr. Bennet: Let us leave the matter for tomorrow, shall we? Come Lydia, Kitty, Mary.
(He exits, followed by Lydia, Kitty and Mary.)
Mrs. Bennet: (to Jane) Don’t look at me like that!
Would you go all the way to Netherfield and back without seeing Mr. Bingley? No indeed. You
will go on Nelly. That will do very well, indeed.
(Jane exits, flustered.)
You will see, Lizzy. It will all work out,
Just as I’ve planned!
(They exit to theme music, lights out.)
Scene 3
(The Bennets sit in the drawing room. Enter Mr. Bennet with a letter.)
Mrs. Bennet: Whatever are you reading, Mr. Bennet?
Mr. Bennet: Why, nothing, my dear, only a letter which tells me your eldest daughter Jane is sick
in bed at Netherfield. Congratulations, Mrs. Bennet – if Jane should die of her fever it will be a
comfort to know it was all in pursuit of Mr. Bingley, and under your orders.
Mrs. Bennet: Oh, nonsense! People do not die of trifling colds! She will be very well taken care
of.
Elizabeth: Mama, I think I must go to Netherfield.
Mr. Bennet: I suppose that is a hint for me to send for the carriage.
Elizabeth: Oh, no indeed, father, for I would much rather walk. It is barely three miles to
Netherfield and I’ll be back for dinner.
Mrs. Bennet: Walk three miles in all that dirt! You’ll not be fit to be seen.
Elizabeth: I shall be fit to see Jane, which is all I want. I’m quite determined, Mother.
(Exit Elizabeth, to theme music, as lights dim.)
Scene 4
(A servant leads Elizabeth into a room where Darcy, Bingley, and Caroline sit. Darcy and
Bingley stand abruptly.)
Mr. Bingley/Mr. Darcy: Miss Bennet!
Elizabeth: Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy! I am coming to enquire after my sister.
Mr. Darcy: On foot?
Elizabeth: As you see. I must go find her.
(She passes through the seated company. All eyes follow Elizabeth as she exits.)
Caroline: What does she mean by scampering about the country because her sister has a cold?
Absurdly long way to walk, if you ask me. Did you see her hair? And her petticoat? She looks
almost wild!
Mr. Bingley: I think she looks remarkably well.
Caroline: Mr. Darcy, I’m inclined to think you wouldn’t wish your sister to make such an
exhibition.
Mr. Darcy: Certainly not.
Caroline: It seems to me to show an abominable sort of conceited independence.
Mr. Bingley: It shows an affection for her sister which is very pleasing.
(Elizabeth re-enters. She has cleaned up a little.)
Mr. Bingley: Miss Bennet, how is your sister? Is she any better?
Elizabeth: She seems improved from her earlier state, sir, I thank you.
Mr. Bingley: Excellent! I am pleased to hear it. Won’t you sit down?
(Elizabeth sits and begins to read. Darcy is at a table writing.)
Caroline: (to Darcy)
What do you do so secretly, sir?
Mr. Darcy: It’s no secret. I am writing to my sister.
Caroline: Oh, dear Georgiana! Oh, I long to see her. She is so accomplished! Herperformance at
the pianoforte is exquisite. Do you play, Miss Bennet?
Elizabeth: Aye, but very ill indeed.
Mr. Bingley: All young ladies are accomplished. They sing, they draw, they dance,speak French
and German, and I know not what.
Mr. Darcy: But not half a dozen would satisfy my notion of an accomplished woman.
Caroline: Oh, certainly. No woman can be really esteemed accomplished who does notalso
possess a certain something in her air, in her manner of walking, and in the tone ofher voice.
Mr. Darcy: And to all this she must yet add something more substantial in theimprovement of her
mind by extensive reading.
Elizabeth: I’m no longer surprised at you knowing only six accomplished women, Mr.Darcy. I
rather wonder at your knowing any.
Caroline: Miss Bennet, let me caution you. It is impossible to mock Mr. Darcy. He is a man
without fault.
Elizabeth: Is he, indeed? A man without fault?
Mr. Darcy: That is not possible for any one.(Pause) I have faults enough, Miss Bennet.My
temper I cannot vouch for. It might be called resentful. My good opinion once lost is lost forever.
Servant: A Mrs. Bennet and a Miss Bennet, sir.
(Enter Mrs. Bennet and Lydia. Caroline rolls her eyes in disgust. Bingley rises to greet them.)
Mr. Bingley: Mrs. Bennet! What a pleasant surprise – you are very welcome. I hope you will not
find Miss Bennet worse than you expected.
Mrs. Bennet: Oh, sir! I understand she is very ill indeed and suffers a vast deal, thoughwith the
greatest patience, for she has the sweetest temper in the world, Mr. Bingley.
Lydia: (seizing the moment) Mr. Bingley, did you not promise to give a ball at Netherfield? It
will be a great scandal if you don’t keep your word.
Mr. Bingley: I am perfectly ready to keep my engagement. Shall we say next Saturday evening?
Mrs. Bennet: Oh, there now, Lydia, that’s a fair promise for you. That’s what I call gentlemanly
behaviour. (Indirectly to Darcy) And those persons who fancy themselves very important and
never open their mouths quite mistake the matter.
(Jane walks in.)
Mr. Bingley:
Oh, Miss Bennet!
Jane: Mr. Bingley. (Pause) Mama, I feel I may be well enough to travel, now.
Mrs. Bennet: Thank the gentleman, Jane, for his kind hospitality. I’m afraid we must be
On our way, Mr. Bingley.
(She curtsies, as do the girls, giggling, and they exit.)
Mr. Bingley: Good bye, Mrs. Bennet. (To Jane) Miss Bennet. (He bows.)
Jane: (makes a small curtsy) Mr. Bingley.
(She moves with Elizabeth toward the door.)
Elizabeth: Oh, Jane! Notwithstanding your excellent Mr. Bingley, I have never been so glad to
leave a place in all my life!
(They exit)
Caroline: What an absolute pleasure to have one’s house to one’s self again! To be invaded by all
the Bennets at one time — it’s intolerable, really!
(Caroline shakes her head scornfully, Darcy frowns and broods, and Bingley looks after Jane’s
exit, then follows. Lights out to music.)
Scene 5
(Lights up on a fine ballroom as the theme is heard. Elizabeth enters, looking for someone. She
runs into Captain Carter who bows.)
Captain Carter: I’m sorry convey to you, Miss Bennet, my friend Wickham’s most particular
regrets that he’s been prevented from attending the ball.
(Elizabeth finds Charlotte.)
Elizabeth: Charlotte! I have so much to acquaint you with.(She pulls her aside and they chat for a
moment, while music plays. Darcy stares at them intently.)
Elizabeth: Well, Charlotte?
Charlotte: It’s extraordinary news, Lizzy. And … are you sure it’s true?
Elizabeth: How can it be otherwise? Everyone knows Mr. Darcy to be a resentful,
Proud…
(Darcy approaches, unseen.)
Charlotte: Lizzy!
Elizabeth: What?
Mr. Darcy: If you’re not otherwise engaged, would you do me the honour of dancing the next
with me, Miss Bennet?
Elizabeth: Why, I … I had not … I thank you, yes. (Darcy abruptly bows and leaves.) Why could
I not think of an excuse? Hateful man! I promised myself I would never dance with him.
(The dance begins. They execute several steps before Elizabeth speaks.)
Elizabeth: I believe we must have some conversation, Mr. Darcy. You should say something
about the dance perhaps. I might remark on the number of couples.
Mr. Darcy: Do you talk by rule then when you are dancing?
Elizabeth: Yes, sometimes it is best. Then we may enjoy the advantage of saying aslittle as
possible.
(They dance a while in silence.)
Mr. Darcy: Do you often walk into Meryton?
Elizabeth: Yes, quite often. When you met us the other day we had just been forming anew
acquaintance.
Mr. Darcy: Mr. Wickham has the happy manners that enable him to make friends. Whether he is
equally capable of keeping them is less certain.
Elizabeth: He has been so unlucky as to lose your friendship in a way which he is likely to suffer
from all his life. I remember hearing you once say that you hardly ever forgave. You are very
careful, are you not, in allowing your resentment to be created?
Mr. Darcy: I am.
Elizabeth: And you never allow yourself to be blinded by prejudice?
Mr. Darcy: I hope not. May I ask to what these questions tend?
Elizabeth: Merely to the illustration of your character. I’m trying to make it out.
Mr. Darcy: And what is your success?
Elizabeth: I do not get on at all. I hear such different accounts of you as to puzzle me
exceedingly.
Mr. Darcy: I wish, Miss Bennet, that you would not attempt to sketch my character at the
present moment.
Elizabeth: But if I don’t take your likeness now, I may never have another opportunity.
Mr. Darcy: I would by no means suspend any pleasure of yours.
(Here the dance ends, Darcy bows and abruptly leaves her. Elizabeth, puzzled, moves downstage
as lights dim.)
Scene 7: Longbourn
Mrs. Bennet: Nothing turns out the way it should! Now Mr. Bingley,of whom we all had such
expectations, is gone forever!
Elizabeth: What? I cannot believe it!
Jane: It’s true.I’ve heard from Caroline Bingley. It is now quite definite that they will stay in
town for the whole winter.
Mrs. Bennet: I don’t know what will become of us all. That I should live to see Charlotte Lucas
take my place as mistress of this house!
Mr. Bennet: My dear, do not give way to such gloomy thoughts. Let us hope for better things.
Let us flatter ourselves that I might outlive you. (He exits grinning.)
Mrs. Bennet: Oh Mr. Bennet! (She flutters away, as Elizabeth moves to Jane.)
Elizabeth: Jane, what if you were to go to town? I’m sure Aunt and Uncle Gardiner would be
very happy to take you back to Gracechurch Street with them after Christmas.
Jane: Why would you have me go to London, Lizzy?
Elizabeth: No reason. I myself shall be visiting Charlotte, so we shall each, in our own
Way, be making discoveries. And if yours should lead you to Mr. Bingley, well….
Jane: Oh, Lizzy!
(They exit, arm in arm.)
Scene 8: Rosings
(Elizabeth walks, in front of the curtain, admiring the grounds. Enter Fitzwilliam. )
Colonel Fitzwilliam: Miss Bennet!
Elizabeth: Colonel Fitzwilliam!!
Colonel Fitzwilliam: Shall we take a tour of the park together?
Elizabeth: With pleasure! (Pause.) Do you know Mr. Bingley and his sisters?
Colonel Fitzwilliam: I know him a little. Bingley is a pleasant gentleman. He is a great friend of
Darcy’s.
Elizabeth: Yes. It seems Mr. Darcy takes great care of him.
Colonel Fitzwilliam: Oh, yes. I understand that he congratulates himself on having lately saved
Mr. Bingley the inconvenience of a most imprudent marriage.
Elizabeth: (startled, and angry) Did Mr. Darcy give a reason for his interference?
Colonel Fitzwilliam: I understand there were some very strong objections to the lady.
Elizabeth: And what right did Mr. Darcy have to determine in what manner his friend was to be
happy? (softer) But perhaps there was not much affection in the case.
Colonel Fitzwilliam: No, perhaps not. But if that were the case it would lessen the honour of my
cousin’s triumph very sadly, don’t you think? (Elizabeth has turned away.) Oh, Miss Bennet, are
you unwell?
Elizabeth: A sudden headache. Perhaps I’ve walked too far today.
Colonel Fitzwilliam: Let us take the shorter way back.
(They exit.)
(Elizabeth and Jane sit in the parlour. A servant enters, leading in Bingley and Darcy.)
Servant: Mr. Bingley and Mr. Darcy, ma‘am.
Mr. Bingley: This is a fine day for a walk. Shall we? (The four exit.)
(Lights dim; up on Jane and Bingley, entering opposite, and followed by Darcy and Elizabeth,
who move center stage.)
Elizabeth: Mr. Darcy— I can go no longer without thanking you for your kindness to my poor
sister. Ever since | have known of it, I’ve been most anxious to tell you how grateful I am, for my
family and for myself. | know what trouble it must have cost you. Please allow me to thank you,
on behalf of all my family, since they don’t know to whom they are indebted.
Mr. Darcy: If you will thank me, let it be for yourself alone. Your family owes me nothing. As
much as I respect them, I believe I thought only of you. (Pause.) You’re too generous to trifle
with me. If your feelings are unchanged, tell me so. My affections and wishes are the same. But
one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.
Elizabeth: Oh, my feelings…My feelings are…I am ashamed to remember what I felt then. My
feelings are so different. In fact, they are quite the opposite.
Mr. Darcy: What did you say of me that I did not deserve? My behaviour at the time was
unpardonable. Your reproof I shall never forget. “Had you behaved in a more gentleman-like
manner.” How those words have tortured me!
Elizabeth: I had no idea of their being taken such a way.
Mr. Darcy: I can easily believe it. You said I could not have addressed you in any way that would
have induced you to accept me.
Elizabeth: Do not repeat what I said then!
Mr. Darcy: No, | have been a selfish being all my Ife. As a child I was given good principles, but
was left to follow them in pride and conceit. And such I might still have been —but for you.
(Bingley interrupts as he draws near.)
Mr. Bingley: Well, Darcy? How goes it? Shall we return to Netherfield?
Mr. Darcy: With one stop at Longbourn on the way, | should think. Good day, Miss
Bennet….Miss Bennet.
(He and Bingley exit with bows. Jane comes up to Lizzy.)
Jane: Whatever could Mr. Darcy mean, to stop at Longbourn?
Elizabeth: Jane….oh Jane….we are engaged!
Jane: Engaged to Mr. Darcy! No, you are joking. It is impossible!
Elizabeth: This is a wretched beginning! If you don’t believe me, I’m sure no one else will.
Indeed, I am in earnest. He still loves me, and we are engaged.
Jane: It can’t be true. I know how much you dislike him!
Elizabeth: No, it is all forgotten! Perhaps I didn’t always love him as well as I do now. But… in
such cases as these a good memory is unpardonable.
Jane: Oh, Lizzy!
(They exit, laughing, as lights dim to music.)