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23 Really, Really, REALLY Wild Confessions People Made And Probably Immediately Regretted
Some secrets get taken to their graves...others get confessed in the most shocking way possible.
I Was Today Years Old When I Learned These 18 Dark, Disturbing Facts On The Internet
"When you see a dead spider, it might not actually be a dead spider. It could just be its old skin that it molted, and the spider is now somewhere else and bigger."
"Tried To Do A Back Handspring While Very High": I'm Howling At These 19 People Who Shared How They've Injured Themselves, And I'm Questioning Whyyyyyyy
"I captured a mosquito in a glass, filled the glass with lighter fluid, lit the gas, and got two fingers burned quite violently."
14 Ladies Are Calling Out The Little Things Men Do That Make Them Feel Disrespected, And Men Need To Take Notes
"I don't know you; don't call me 'sweetheart.'"
MAGA Is Calling This Podcast Host "Disgusting" For Her Comments On JD Vance's Marriage, But The Internet Says She's 100% Correct
MAGA is calling Jennifer Welch "disgusting" for her take on JD Vance...but people say she's got a point.
In December, You'll Be Able To Sext With AI
Just as the prophecy foretold.
This Woman Is Being Praised For Dropping The Number One Red Flag You Should Never Ignore When Dating Men
"Being with a man like this will slowly, if not immediately, destroy your self-worth."
Donald Trump Is Probably Really, Really Not Going To Like DC's Newest 3,000-Pound Ice Sculpture That's Going Viral
"It's genius! No workers in DC to clean it up, because nobody's getting paid to do it!"
12 Ancient Monuments That Still Have Archaeologists Completely Stumped
From desert carvings to underwater ruins, these ancient structures are so advanced that experts still can’t agree on what they were meant to do.
This Woman Hired A New Dog Sitter, And While She Was Away, She Kept Getting Notifications That The Sitter Was Doing A Ridiculous Amount Of Laundry
"I'm sure she has no washer and dryer, and getting her laundry done for free was a perk of this assignment she thought she could sneak in."
"Holy F*ck": Ex-Cult Members Are Revealing The Moments They Realized Something Was Very Wrong, And I'm Absolutely Floored
"They all threw themselves to the ground, got on their knees, and started sobbing. After this, they got up and started dancing and laughing again, as if nothing ever happened. I was seriously creeped out at this point, but this was only the beginning."
15 Places Across The US That 1000% Are Haunted (And I Don't Even Believe In Ghosts)
"I experienced loud footsteps walking across a large, completely empty room; they stopped right in front of me."
Folks Are Exposing What The Absolute Worst People Do For Work, And My Gossip-Loving Heart Is Absolutely Thriving
"The rudest person I know works in customer service. You'd think they'd be better at handling people!"
"The Odds Were One In Ten Quadrillion": 23 Ridiculously Unlikely Things That Actually Happened
"So you're telling me there's a chance."
Gavin Newsom's Graphic Response To Trump's Worst Photo Of All Time Is Going Viral
"This is just American politics now."
"I Was Dumbfounded That He Lived His Life Thinking That": 19 Adults Are Sharing The Most Unfathomable Things They've Ever Had To Explain To Another Grown Up
"I have no idea how he even got that idea..."
People Are Sharing Tips That Could Save Your Life, So Here Are 23 That Most People Don't Know But Should
You actually can give yourself the Heimlich maneuver.
Americans Are Sharing Which States They're Absolutely Obsessed With, And It's Making Me Want To Book A Road Trip ASAP
"Hawaii. It’s like visiting another planet, in a way."
People Are Sharing The Phrases That Immediately Make Their Eyes Roll Into The Back Of Their Heads The Second They Hear Them
"Let me be the devil's advocate for a moment."
Trump's Painfully Awkward Handshake With The French President Is Going Viral
These two are always hand wrestling.
"I Feel Like This Should Have Died In The Late '80s": People Are Sharing The Outdated Mindsets That Keep Us Stuck As A Society, And It's Such A Necessary Conversation
"I'm tired of being told to defer to my elders when my elders are the ones who fucked everything up so badly in the first place."
56 Unexpected Photos That Make Me Laugh Like An Idiot Every Single Time I See Them
"Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick."
People Are Sharing The Things They Pretend To Enjoy But Secretly Hate And Actually I Agree With All Of Them
What do beer, dark chocolate, work meetings, and middle school concerts have in common?
"My Boyfriend Really Dumb": I Laughed So Hard At These 27 Fails From Last Week, I'm Definitely Going To The Bad Place
Don't mind me, I'm just catching up on the lore of Milo of Croton.
20 Truly Despicable Humans Who Played It Cool Before Doing A Total 180 (And Completely Ruining A Relationship)
"I never bothered speaking to him again; he phased out of the friend group soon after, and I don't know what happened to him."
The Internet Can't Stop Talking About This Photo Of Donald Trump That Makes His Tacky White House Decor Look Like "Devil Horns"
People say the wall detail behind Trump makes it look a lot like he has horns...
"Paying Off Debt": Now That The American Dream Is Dead, People Are Sharing Their "Millennial Dream"
"Unfortunately, I think my American dream is to move out of America to provide a better quality of life for my family."
Men Are Revealing The Things They Discovered About Women After Getting A Girlfriend, And I'm Absolutely Cackling At How Accurate It Is
"My mom and sister were gaslighting me that men are the messy ones all along."
15 Legitimately Funny Signs That Made Me Lose Control Of My Bladder
"Why are iPhone chargers not called apple juice?"
I Nearly Choked On My Coffee Laughing At These 17 Funny Tweets
"I slept with an uncrustable tucked under my pillow last night because I was waiting for it to unfreeze and passed out."
18 People Whose Lives Got Completely And Totally Blown Up By The Consequences Of Their Own Terrible Decisions
Hey, at least this didn't happen to you.
43 Unbelievable Photos That Showcase The Mind-Blowing Wonders Of The Human Body
I'm not sure I ever want to get pregnant after seeing how a baby kicks in the womb.
Millennials Are Commiserating About This One Thing We ALL Seem To Do While We’re At Home, And I’m Feeling Very Called Out
"My door is a privilege. If I have not given you knocking privileges, I will not be answering."
"We See You Finishing": 46 Hilarious Images That Scream "This Was No Accident"
Someone's getting fired over these...or getting a raise.
16 Things People Swear No One Actually Likes, But We All Pretend We Do
Honestly, it's kind of freeing to admit we hate some of these.
People Are Sharing The "Tricks In Bed” Everyone Should Know, And I’m About To Sleep So Good After Reading This
This did not go how I was expecting it to.
16 Red Flags That Signal It's Time To End A Friendship, And Who Needs Enemies When You Have Friends Like This
"It got to the point for me that when she texted me, I immediately felt sick to my stomach."
27 Absolutely Wild "How Are You Not Dead Yet?!" Stories Straight From The Doctors And Patients Who Survived Them
"He had flesh wounds so deep that his intestines were out, around 40% of his face was scraped off, one eye was out of the socket, the right forearm had ripped off muscles, and you could see the bone."
16 Photos From This Week That Are So Mind-Bogglingly Weird I Need Someone To Explain Them To Me Immediately
No, really. What is going on?
Everything Seems Awful Right Now, So Here Are 17 Internet Posts From This Week That Might Actually Restore Your Faith In Humanity
"So just to recap it went witch, witch, witch, witch, the 16th president of the united states, witch..."
21 Texts That Are So Funny I'd Happily Pay Overage Fees For Them
It's amazing people can be this funny using just their thumbs.
I Feel Sooooooooooo Bad For Laughing At These 42 Massive Fails, But Let's Face It — These Photos Are Hilarious
Listen, I'm an empathetic person. But I can't help it if a few snickers sneak out.
14 Extremely, Extremely, Extremely, Extremely, Extremely, Extremely, Extremely, Extremely, Extremely, Extremely Messed-Up Government Cover-Ups That Will 100% Upset You
A loooooot of bad things have been done in the name of "national security."
Folks Are Sharing The Talents That Are Becoming Completely Useless And I'm Feeling Personally Attacked
"Writing well. People just don't care."
Women Are Revealing The Unwritten Rules Of Girl Code That Every Lady Needs To Follow ASAP
"If another woman pretends to know you, go along with it. You may just be saving her life."
29 Funny Tweets From The Week That Are Basically Free Therapy
"Had an interview today and my belly rumbled, the lady goes 'missed lunch?' i told her na im hungry for success. LOOOOOOL."
I'm Actually Speechless After Reading Why These Americans Do — Or Do Not — Regret Avoiding Voting For President In 2024
"I didn't expect it to be this bad."
This "High Value" Man Broke Up With His Girlfriend For Wearing Heels, And It's The Grossest Text You'll Read Today
Any time a man claims he's "high value," a fairy loses its wings.
"You Look Ridiculous!!!!": Older Women Are Sharing The "Puzzling" Things Younger Women Do, And Wow
"'I'm feeling introverted today' is not a reason to miss a lunch we planned a month in advance."
20 Extremely Rare, Mind-Blowing Photos From 50 Years Ago That Show How Wildly Different Things Used To Be
Let's take a brief trip back in time.
This Millennial Just Shared That Our Parents Are "One Stupidly Spoken Thing Away" From Never Seeing Us Again, And Thousands Of People Agree With Them
"I love my parents, but there is a decades-long history of them just not respecting my opinions or, really, me."
Doctors Are Revealing The Patient Lies So Ridiculous They Had To Leave The Room To Laugh
"They always 'drink a lot of water,' which they clearly don't."
Doctors And Patients Are Warning About These Seemingly Harmless Symptoms That Could Actually Be Your Body Screaming For Help
"They eventually took a biopsy, and it went from 'this is annoying' to 'he might die in three months.'"
These "Common Sense" Rules Are Actually Terrible Advice According To The Internet, And I've Been Following Them My Entire Life
Why have I been following these rules again??
"It's Super Weird And Culty": 29 "Bizarre" American Habits That Make Absolutely No Sense To People From Other Countries
"The toilets are full of water and weirdly shaped."
Kamala Harris Just Made A Statement Seemingly About The Trump Administration That Has The Internet Absolutely Losing It
"Now we see why she taking a break from politics because she wants to cuss these people out. 😂"
The 17 Creeeeeeeeeeeeepiest Photos The Internet Has To Offer RN, Because Why Would You Want To Sleep Tonight
"My lava lamp looks like it's incubating an alien."
27 Totally Random Anonymous Confessions People Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Wanted To Get Off Their Chests
"He'll go to his grave thinking that's a real autograph."
27 Extremely Rare "Once-In-A-Lifetime" Photos That Completely And Totally Put My Dumb Little Brain In A Blender
I think I need to sit down.
19 People Who Are Really, Really, Really Using Their Free Will To The Fullest
"You know what? Ranch. Drawer."
Ex-Cult Members Shared The Moments They Realized Something Was Wrong, And I'm Truly Shocked By Some Of These Stories
"When my parents told me they'd let me die rather than allow me to get certain medical procedures."
"It Has Been A Rough Two Days": I'm So Sorry, But I Literally Cannot Stop Laughing At These 27 Hysterical Fails From Last Week
BRB, checking the reviews on a jacket. I want to make sure it...doesn't smell like fish.
19 Real-Life Examples Of "The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups" That Will Make You Question Everything
"Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020. There was no actual shortage. The supply chain was fine, and the factories were running. But a few people got spooked, started hoarding, pictures went viral, and then millions of otherwise sensible people collectively lost their minds and created a real crisis out of thin air."
21 People Who Took A Photo Of Something That Could've Killed Them
Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't pick up random snakes.
These 15 Conspiracy Theories Were Proven True, And I'm Still Picking My Jaw Up Off The Floor
"The light bulb cartel. Light bulb manufacturers in the 1900s conspired together and purposely designed their product to fail so people would need to keep buying more."
People Are Sharing Their Pets' Names Vs. What They ACTUALLY Call Their Pets, And I Can't Stop Laughing
"His name is Mister Baby Man Puddin' Head Face. What do we actually call him? Brad."
I Accidentally Spat My Coffee Across The Room Laughing At These 16 Funny Tweets
The Taylor Swift one, OMG.
People Are Revealing The Foods That Changed Their Lives Forever, And I Know What I'm Having For Dinner Tonight
Warning: This post may make you hungry.
18 People Who Got Completely And Totally Steamrolled By The Consequences Of Their Own Terrible Decisions
Yeah, that'll ruin your day.
Single Men Who've Given Up On Dating Are Sharing Why, And It Just Shows How Exhausting Dating Culture Has Become
"I got tired of dating feeling like job interviews instead of real connections."
"Be Careful...Bag And Put It Into The Trash": Some Folks Are Verrrrrrry Lucky The Internet Stepped In To Identify These Random Objects They Found
The secret mechanical compartment hidden in the person's walls is, by far, one of the coolest things I've ever seen.
People Are Sharing The Wildest Things They've Witnessed In The Wilderness, And I'm Still Picking My Jaw Up Off The Floor
Just the post you need to read *right* before bed.
21 Real Text Exchanges That Prove Background Checks Should Be Required To Download A Dating App
"It just really gave me the ick when you mentioned your mom is still helping you out financially."
"People Die This Way Somewhat Regularly": These 29 Things Could Kill You Almost Immediately, And You're Reaaaaally Gonna Want To See If You Do Any Of This
"I randomly learned about it reading a novel and had no idea, and now every few years I read about a death because of it."
19 People Are Sharing The Wildly Useful Life Hacks They "Accidentally" Discovered, And I'm Writing These Down For Later
"I think it tricks them into thinking they’re being helpful..."
15 Absolutely Baffling Photos That Made My Last Two Brain Cells Pack Their Bags
My brain is officially inside out.
16 Male Insecurities That Women Say Are Totally Pointless, But Guys Just Can't Let Go Of
"Height. I get it. Some women are strict in that area, but not all of us."
42 Horrifically Self-Absorbed, Entitled, And Just Plain Rude People Who Proved We're In An Epidemic Of Selfishness Right Now
"I’ll never understand people who make decisions like they are the only people on the planet and everyone else are just extras."